You could improve the toilet by making a mirror seat so you can check if you've wiped properly. How else could you improve toilet technology?
OP wants to look at buttholes
toliet
>>106960703You don't?
>>106960690hey op you're suppose to wipe until there's no marks on the toilet paper
But I'd need two opposing mirrors to comfortably look at my behind
>>106960690Use a bidet
>>106960772not a faggot so no
For me it's a texture thing. I can tell when my ass is a 100% clean just from feel of the wiping against it.
>>106960767This, a camera would be better. Send the footage to the cloud and AI will tell you if you need to wipe more.
>>106960690ISS vac toilet
>>106960798Imagine being the guy that has to train the ai to recognize clean and dirty assholes, of all types of people
>>106960819it probably already knows from scanning all those scat porn sites.
>>106960819It's not even AI. It's an indian working in a call center staring at assholes all day.
>>106960690I don’t wipe at all. I use a bidet and then I touch my butthole and cheeks to verify they are squeeky clean. I am not some muttgoblin animal, despite being born in the USA to European parents and possessing dual citizenship with the US and EU
>>106960964Frogs aren't people.
I wired a webcam into the toilet that links to a 4k screen right in front of me so I have absolute surveillance over my shits
>>106961021I’m not French, I am Nordic Aryan Gigachad. Bidet’s left France and entered the rest of the civilized world about 100 years ago. Even the Japanese have used them for 50 years. Americans are barely above China.
>>106960690If you could instead sit and poop in a self adjusting telescopic tube that adapts around your anus in a air gapped way, that also cancels all noise and self clean it at the push of a button, it would be much better and efficient, also with an option to suck diarrhea that won't come out
>>106960948yes and worse yet he has to come off his streetside smoke break and get back to work
>>106961166>Bidet’s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t85Jh4-A-3A
I would prefer a technology that live streamed my shit to a Japanese grandma and she could tell me where to wipe and what a good boy with sizable nutsack.
>>106961874i think the writers were telling on themselves with this one?>"what if toilet training was really sexual? i mean haha imagine"
