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10/21/25(Tue)18:17:47 No.106966632

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Meta Guy (for you) 10/21/25(Tue)18:17:47 No.106966632 Archived

Sup /g/

Time for spooky story

>be mark zuckerberg
>hate normies
>make FB so normies give him all their data
>all their secret shit like passwords, credit card info
>it’s all encrypted, of course
>except it’s not
>mark Zuckerberg is in possession of algorithms that do unspeakable things with your most sensitive information (like AI revenge porn, starring YOU)
>the algos are not anywhere online
>they only exist on a computer in his underground Hawaii apocalypse bunker
>it’s all sold on the dark web to people who want to blackmail you
>zuck makes a killing from this operation
>but obviously he doesn’t need the money
>he hates normies that fucking much

Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)18:24:47 No.106966684

Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)18:24:47 No.106966684

>>106966632
haha OP I love froggo XD

Meta Guy (for you)
10/21/25(Tue)18:27:21 No.106966709

Meta Guy (for you) 10/21/25(Tue)18:27:21 No.106966709

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>>106966684
Rare frogs (for you)

Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)18:53:07 No.106966946

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B-but I have nothing to le hide! I don't care if I post my entire life on facebook!