who the fuck is monitoring my pc?
Me
>>106973703Sanjesh from Bangalore sir very good Microsoft support.
Bill Gates through his watch. It's amazing how much that man can do.
>>106973703yo mama
>>106973785unironically, this.
>>106973703Salty Nutellahe's fondling his balls looking at your desktop as we speak
>>106973703That would be Charles Edward from Microsoft working in India.
>>106973703>crackles and muffled call centre sounds mixed with heavy breathing>saaar good day, okay I am Rajeesh Ramesh Dikshit Pussywipe Ayran Neverwash okay now please do the needful okay and kindly open cmd and sfc /scannow SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>using Windows
>>106973889well if you have to use certain windows applications for work, would you really compromise a linux computer with windows software? i dont think so buddy
>>106973703it's me, your personally attached cia agent.
>>106973840they always use this funny,,,,,,,,pauses in their,,,,,,speechalmost as if,,,,,,they are being a,,,,,,,teacher
>>106973840Good morning madam, this is Joe with Microsaar, calling from Washington as part of the Support Saarvice Reach Out Programme. Ma'am I am afraid to tell you that your computer has been infected with virus. Your personal files may be at risk, even up to cloud.
>>106973958There's 1 app that doesn't work well in Linux. I hate windows I have 11 iot enterprise, disabled many things under the hood, blocked a lot of niggersoft IPs in hosts, copy pasted wallpapers from /usr/share/backgrounds hid the taskbar using git bash where possible.
>>106973703the jews
>>106973703>who the fuck is monitoring my pc?I am, I am watching you running naked around your house.
>>106974023>even up to cloud.My god not even Sheik Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, peace be upon him, can save us now!
>Your PCThis PC
>>106973703>my pc>windowsthat pc doesn't belong to you
>>106973703You know who, it's for your own good go- I mean, guy.
This is microsoft we are monitoring your PC and we have found virus. It is very scary but if you follow my instructions we can fix the virus.
>>106973703Me, but I'm content on just observing if you behave
>>106973783intel Me to be more precise
>>106973840>Rajeesh Neverwash