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who the fuck is monitoring my pc?
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Me
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>>106973703
Sanjesh from Bangalore sir very good Microsoft support.
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Bill Gates through his watch. It's amazing how much that man can do.
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>>106973703
yo mama
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>>106973785
unironically, this.
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>>106973703
Salty Nutella
he's fondling his balls looking at your desktop as we speak
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>>106973703
That would be Charles Edward from Microsoft working in India.
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>>106973703
>crackles and muffled call centre sounds mixed with heavy breathing
>saaar good day, okay I am Rajeesh Ramesh Dikshit Pussywipe Ayran Neverwash okay now please do the needful okay and kindly open cmd and sfc /scannow SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>using Windows
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>>106973889

well if you have to use certain windows applications for work, would you really compromise a linux computer with windows software? i dont think so buddy
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>>106973703
it's me, your personally attached cia agent.
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>>106973840
they always use this funny,,,,,,,,pauses in their,,,,,,speech

almost as if,,,,,,they are being a,,,,,,,teacher
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>>106973840
Good morning madam, this is Joe with Microsaar, calling from Washington as part of the Support Saarvice Reach Out Programme. Ma'am I am afraid to tell you that your computer has been infected with virus. Your personal files may be at risk, even up to cloud.
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>>106973958
There's 1 app that doesn't work well in Linux. I hate windows I have 11 iot enterprise, disabled many things under the hood, blocked a lot of niggersoft IPs in hosts, copy pasted wallpapers from /usr/share/backgrounds hid the taskbar using git bash where possible.
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>>106973703
the jews
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>>106973703
>who the fuck is monitoring my pc?
I am, I am watching you running naked around your house.
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>>106974023
>even up to cloud.
My god not even Sheik Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, peace be upon him, can save us now!
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>Your PC
This PC
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>>106973703
>my pc
>windows
that pc doesn't belong to you
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>>106973703
You know who, it's for your own good go- I mean, guy.
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This is microsoft we are monitoring your PC and we have found virus. It is very scary but if you follow my instructions we can fix the virus.
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>>106973703
Me, but I'm content on just observing if you behave
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>>106973783
intel Me to be more precise
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>>106973840
>Rajeesh Neverwash



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