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Move to Uganda.
nothing like that first sip after work
to the anon whose coworker made a meme out of his profile picture: you should murder your coworker
im doing bare minimum and leetcoding & applying in my shift
Thoughts on this cert?
>>106974968Correct>>106974972>you don't get to solve anything nor do you have any real authoritySo you get paid 6 figures to move tasks across a kanban board? Take the paycheck and use your (large amount of) free time to solve issues that will generate income.>>106975008>then next month they'll ask the same questionSo what? Go spend the day "researching" a way to do it and give them the exact same answer.>Already did and they never look at itWhy would they? Just ask them if you have any questions or let them know when you're done.>Maybe we're on the wrong foot but it really seems like your dicksucking the businessfags dick holy fuck.You're just immature anon. You will eventually understand that there is no reason to get irrationally upset at their silly questions and requests. At the end of the day, you are literally being paid to be available 8 hours a day, and your job is to increase profits, whether through reducing costs(like saving time for businessfags) or generating revenue.>I'm in the middle of the whole NO BUSINESS BOSS WE CANNOT JUST USE AI FOR EVERYTHING.Don't write shit off immediately. Even if it doesn't seem like AI is a good fit, tell them you'll take some time to research the usecase, and come back with a report of why it's not a good fit. Boom, you're getting paid to jerk off for a day or two since you had AI write that report in 5 minutes. Better yet, come up with a good usecase for "implementing AI" that will make excite them and then "spend a few weeks" on it.
Who brought this bizfag here
>>106976363for me it's pic related. 4 shots typically do the trick
>>106976756I'm a software engineer, not a bizfag. Although I do happen to own my consulting business.
Next thread.
>>106976294All of you are as brown as coffee.
>>106976363>that first sip after workThats some nice self-control you got. Some days I'll have my first beer at 2pm
>>106976406
>dropped out of college A which is very lucrative >graduated out of college B which is mediocre>currently hide college A in my resumeShould I mention college A? I am already employed as a soft eng and got 4 years of experience.
>>106977202I dropped out three times and only keep one in there
>>106977211I bet it smells bad in that room, but still not as bad as a room full of jeets
>>106976511>neckurself+ITlets... its overwhat are we gonna do next yr after the bubble pops
Nobody at the office asked about my head injury, which is good I guess
where's the SEX+ cert?So that I can also fail at it?
>>106977613Nobody at the office asks me anything
>>106972717Use linkedin like twitter. Who gives a shit. You dont get hired from there anyway. Flex on dumb midwits on the daily worried about their reputation and scared of their bosses. It's fun as hell.
>>106977843i could beat the shit out of this man
>>106977765I get along well with everyone at the office but everyone is leaving and being replaced by jeetssilver lining is at least the jeets aren't coming here
>boss tells me to test new application he worked on>during our meeting he says that people who use AI are going to succeed in the coming year and the future of programming will almost completely involve LLMs>i test out his repository and it's a vibecoded abomination that doesn't work and is full of inconsistenciesThe technologies we use like Ruby and Docker are sparse enough in documentation that GPT 4.1 hallucinates a bunch despite my coworkers being way too confident in it. And I know I'm going to end up having to clean up that repository soon. In this job market I wouldn't even be mad about being the ChatGPT janitor but don't sell me on it, save the cognitive dissonance.
Two more days...and this week will be over.
>>106977765Same here actually. I don't know why I would have expected anyone to say anything. The guy who sits next to me says gm sometimes. We're not on the same team though, so that's it. There's one guy I see occasionally who's from the team I used to be on, but he completely ignores me. Won't even acknowledge me.I wish my head would stop hurting though... The cut isn't that bad, hopefully it stops bleeding and by tomorrow I can go without a bandage. I might have cracked my skull though...
>day 3 at meta>took the shuttle to campus, it was pretty empty so I didnt have to sit next to anyone>made a mess trying to make tea in the minikitchen, but figured it out eventually>none of my team was there at least until 11am, that seems to be the play, but the last shuttle arrives at 9>did not see manager who had asked me to be there>read wiki pages and watched videos>tried the chicken at the sandwich shop, it was... pretty good!>left at 3 and decided to try walking home since the first shuttle is at 4, terrible idea, too much time spent waiting in crosswalksI think tomorrow ill uber in at 11, try the ham, and ride the shuttle back at 4
>>106978505congrats on the jobhow long did it take for them to reach out to you after submitting an application? it's been a month and they haven't rejected me yet, but also haven't reached out
I don't want to deal with AI slop retardation
If you can't get replaced by AI, your company will just replace you with AI (an Indian)
>>106978515I didnt apply, recruiter reached out on linkedin
>>106978505keep us updated anon
>>106978515He is lying to you, frogtard
>>106978505Nice, good work getting into Meta!Keep the lunch updates coming!Today I had the mall-tier Chinese food and it was... pretty good!I actually had it on Monday too... but there wasn't anything else I wanted. Some days there's too many good options to choose from, and some days there's basically none...
>>106978563but that's pointless and meanwhy would he do that?
>>106978600>>106978563im not lying brother, we all in this together5yoe, non-swe (data)recruiter reached out in may, phone screen2 weeks later 1 hour tech screen1 month later 30min behavioral + 3x1h "full stack"1 week later got the yes2 weeks team matchingfirst offer 230k, got 265k +15k starting by just asking, no other offers (not bragging i know it's not the craziest)good luck
>>106978795do you have a BS or a masters?also>1 month later 30min behavioral + 3x1h "full stack"I seriously don't know if I can mentally endure another round of this bullshit
>>106978807>do you have a BS or a masters?yeah I have masters, not in my field though (hardware-related eng field)i have literally never taken a college course for what i work in, i learned everything on dataquest.io after graduating or on the job
asking here as wellwhy do all of these companies pay $400k+ for "ai engineers" if it's a complete moneysink and AI isn't profitable
>>106978538they already did27 working days to redundancy
>>106979021A. They think it will be a money maker laterB. They think only one or a few companies will control it, so they think it's worth spending now to try and be one of those few laterC. Their other businesses (advertising) generate so much cash that they have money to burnD. There's a bunch of companies doing A B and C, so they all bid against each other for talent
>>106979021people think ai is lucrative -> people buy companies' shares -> companies hire ai engineersonce the people with money stop thinking it's lucrative there won't be any more ai engineerswith that said, it begs the question: where are they gonna go to? they're far more capable than your average swe.
>>106979135Wendy's?
Found out today that I got promoted to senior SWE, feels good man...Hang in there bros, they only fuck you over most of the time
>>106976879(enjoy your tendies my dude, that's dope!)
>be me>work in company leading automotive diagnostics in the industry >"leadership" creates problem>user base leaves in troves, tanks our rep>"we'll do THIS thing to SOLVE the problem" >thing was what we were doing prior to changes by leadership>starts recovery>proceeds to pat themselves on the back????????????i know this is not a new scenario but they really genuinely believe they're great at the work. nuts.
>>106976294>future 1000 corporation>big important department >dogshit IT infrastructure>desparately needs data engineer (or 5)>hires data scientist
>>106979380You don't know what goes on behind the scenes, nor the mind of the chief fags. Hubris in your ability to perceive others is never healthy.
>>106979455fortune** jesus christ
>>106979455Amazing. I’ve never seen a data scientist do a damn thing to improve anything
>>106979458usually i would agree but they often refer to me to explain a b c with the product and be the translator between engineering and c suite/board. it's just turbo fucked. the issue they made was to harvest user data and fortunately, the users screamed war
>>106979473When you want someone to build and maintain your pipes, you call a plumber - not a chemistry professor.
>>106979455whats your data stack
