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Tell us some of the secrets they don't want us to know.

For instance, real life policies on

>monitoring wagie productivity
>monitoring wagie keystrokes
>what is the real use case for intel management engine if not only telaviv intelligence
>is there any hope for globocorpo to drop MS Teams for something better?

any other interesting secret information they don't want us to know
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>>106981560
>telaviv
Alright I'll let you in on a secret. There's detailed plans underway to merge Israel into the United States, but since a few other countries are going to be absorbed, the nation will be reconstituted as the Empire of the United States. EUSA will still essentially have a President, but also an Emperor who serves a life term. It's all going to move very quickly, but the reign of Emperor Trump will begin just as his Presidential term nears to a close.
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We don't monitor keystrokes ironically for security reasons. Capturing passwords accidentally was highlighted in the meeting about it and soc was against it completely. Same with mouse movements. We do log the activity time though of people, but we don't use it for a productivity score, we just check if someone's 'away' for long periods of time over and over, and also monitor mouse movement times to see if they're jiggling or not.
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>>106981579
You do realize that the US is the private property of Arab princes right now specifically because of Trump
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>>106981579
>Destroy the east wing

Sounds about right but it's not going to happen anon.
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>>106981560
TaniumCX is what they use to record your screen at work. Look for it with top.
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>>106981588
It's so fucking niggerlicious that they measure productivity in "how much did you move your mouse today, goyim?". Information work is not like assembly line work, is not a matter of "if I sit down for 8 hours I will produce 8 programs, and if I sit for 6 I will produce 6 programs". Only a niggerlicious manager would think that it works like an assembly line.
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>>106981607
Yeah which is why we don't. But if some guy is AFK 6 hours a day they're not being productive most likely. Too much AFK flags them for manual review.
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>>106981590
Qatar is on the schedule to join if that's what you mean. It'll be a main operating base in the middle east, which is why their military will be conducting extensive training in the US. As for while, it's mostly to organize counters to China. Things need to wrap up in the middle east so that the pivot can be made to China and South America.
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>>106981588
>monitor mouse movement times to see if they're jiggling or not.

could you explain some more? I heard that they also monitor scripts for mouse movements
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>>106981588
>monitor mouse movement times to see if they're jiggling or not.


do you also monitor pressing the shift key to prevent away status?
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>>106981618
We just assume that a jiggler is going constantly rather than being a more random pattern of mouse delays. It's a basic statistical analysis of mouse movement delay between last and time being moved.

>>106981620
We just rely on teams detection so if shift works it'll work there. We will see that you've not been moving your mouse though. Keystrokes are one thing we don't monitor because people are typing in passwords all the time.
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>>106981588
>monitor mouse movement times to see if they're jiggling or not.

do you also monitor if account may be signed into MS Teams on a private pc on which wagie may be not working, but maintaining online status through other activity?
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>>106981595
Trump's coronation is going to be a small party, I'm sure you understand. And yeah, the East Wing is being totally ripped up. They lied a lot about that.
>It won't touch at all
>It's just the facade
>Ok, so it's most of it, but we'll preserve something.

Treasury is being rebuilt too, I've heard a lot of crazy stuff there too, but it's certainly related to the empire.
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>>106981625
We have authorized devices set up so you can't even do that.
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>>106981579
MIGGERS tongue my anus. Pedo don tongues my anus.
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>>106981626
*is NOT going to be.... yuge in fact. Hence the ballroom, the Arc etc. I also think DC is getting renamed too.
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>>106981629
but could it be a good strategy if it were allowed? i considered it, and tried it a few times, it works.

but then I got really paranoid about getting my private machine backdoor enrolled somehow, so I just got some adhd medications and became a really hardcore wagie so no need for fraudin it
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>>106981653
If it's allowed it'll still be monitoring activity. You shouldn't though; companies that don't enforce it typically fire people for running corp software on personal devices. I'd just recommend a smarter jiggler.
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>>106981612
> guys running around in the company with 6 hour inactivities
The manager or supervisor gets fired in that case.
The fact that Dr AFK wasn’t fired means they were colluding and essentially stealing money from the company, and you have to assume they were doing other stuff.
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>>106981662
Actually it usually means they're travelling or something. There's actual business reasons to be AFK that long we just investigate them if it comes up.
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>>106981626
I just plan on writing until the money runs out and then I'm going to kill myself.
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do corpo sys admins eaves drop on you by remote activating webcam/microphone?
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>>106981752
yeah it's possible. They can pull up a live feed of your desktop and activate any device. It's crazy honestly. Hell, I can pull up live feeds of desktops and thin clients my company trashed years ago through the embedded is in thin client bios'. I'm assuming these systems were recycled and sold on eBay and other sites. HP thinpro software is wild
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>>106981787
if I remove the ethernet cable and have no wifi, they cannot connect through telaviv or can they?
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Just get the thinkpad X1 with the microwave human presence detector. You can even get the subject’s heartbeat.
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>>106981787
Whattabout cameras? And mic… does anyone use the HPs in bedrooms? Bathrooms?
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>>106981560
>what is the real use case for intel management engine if not only telaviv intelligence
It's basically what it says on the tin, remote control, basically just a mandated backdoor, but it likely doesn't send shit passively, that just wouldn't be cheap on the network infrastructure on a large scale.
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>>106981560
he looks like he works for andrews & arnold
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>>106981828
>basically just a mandated backdoor
you wouldn't be able to configure it for the actual intended purpose even if you wanted to. because you are a brainlet.
apart from the whole firewall configuring which is yet another filter for you, how exactly would it conceptually work, if you weren't pwnd in the first place? which makes it a moot point anyway
as in, how would they access your computer through it, if it doesn't call home? enlighten us
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>>106981828
for my private use, I bought a laptop with intel ME HAP disabling, do you think it's legit or an illusion?
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>>106981607
How do you manage to make everything about your obsession with black people? You're american right?



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