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Does this kind of office slop really deserve a congratulations from Michael Dell? Imagine the smell when this 'office' space is full of jeets
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>>106990507
>Customer puts in a YUUGE order for dell products
>Why is the owner saying thank you!?
Apply a bit of thinking before you make a new thread.
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>>106990517
>/g/
>thinking
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>>106990517
It's not a thank you, it's a congratulation. I'm aware he's the owner, but does is he not aware of his contribution to the soul rot of office working with this type of public endorsement?
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>>106990507
That looks like torture. Utter cacophony.
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>>106990507
>investment banking
>jeets
I'll believe it when I see it. The whole industry is nothing but asian quants and white managing directors.
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>>106990529
You have to be 18 to post here
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>>106990507
>Imagine the smell when this 'office' space is full of jeets
This is the trading floor, it's not going to be filled with jeets, just coked up jews yelling 24/7
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>>106990529
>soul rot of office working
This nigga thought office work had soul at any point
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>>106990542
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>>106990507
you don't even get a cubicle anymore
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>>106990563
they never had cubicles on trading floors
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Would they be okay with one monitor being for my favorite vtuber?
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MIchael Dell has done more for Linux than anyone, including Linus Torvalds and Dick Stallman
Dell was the first company to ship with linux. Meanwhile /g/ glazes overpriced, 'boutique' youtube shit like Gaymework
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>>106990635
Yes, wall street is famously lax with their floor traders, they are all about employee happiness and wlb in the banks
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>>106990637
>i'm trans btw
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>>106990637
>Dell was the first company to ship with linux.
Ruined a young girl’s life.
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>>106990646
wow that nice of them, how do I apply? I have no skills btw
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>>106990614
how do you know it's a trading floor?
JP Morgan does more than just trading. That could be software development. Cold calling. All kinds of shit
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>>106990637
nobody cares about linux on the desktop bro stop glazing CEOs
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>>106990507
A few monitors and workstations doesnt give that much money, dont these custom liquid cooled gpu racks have much bigger margins?
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>>106990637
Why do trannies hate indians so much?
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>>106990671
>how do you know it's a trading floor?
Through the only skill that matters: autistic pattern matching and massive assumptions
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>>106990655
>how do I apply?
First you rub the wall street bull's balls, then you beat up a security guard outside one of the nearby buildings. It's essential you win this fight.

They will find you after that.
>I have no skills btw
Prime candidate.
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>>106990690
that's true - those aren't even wide / curved montiors, there's four to a desk, say $500 each, $2k a desk, maybe a hundred desks in that photo, assume it's bigger, maybe $400k on monitors. meh, not worth Michael Dell's acknowledgement really
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>>106990705
each complete workstation is likely ~$5k USD.
looks comfy, desu. i'd like to see the server racks and an image of one of the workstations.
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>>106990847
probably setup with thin clients to a hypervisor, save space and money and cabling works for each desk. ethernet into simple NUC into 4 display ports. and.... cabled mouse, keyboard and headsets. I guess they ran out of money.
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>>106990507
>full of Indians
rent free. Indians are best workers. Deal with it
>>106990692
irrationality
Indians are loved to be around
only racists, incels, shitskins hate Indians
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>>106990929
in the front row, there is a locking cabinet visible which looks like it is sized to house an mATX system. i doubt the computers are NUC. likely sff or mATX. NUC systems would struggle with four 2k displays. the cabled kbm is likely on purpose not a cost savings. in that environment there could be issues with RF / BT interference so wired could be the better option. maybe it is cost savings, but likely done on purpose. i want one of those desks.
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>>106990705
>$500 each
What do you need those stupid consumer prices for 4k 400hz HDR monitors?
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>>106990968
>shitskins
Yeah Indians are self hating
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>>106990563
Haven't had a job with a cubicle in over 15 years. Do they even still exist anywhere?
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>>106991054
nope.
no self hate as Indians are White
In fact, Indians are ancient ancestors of White Europeans. Indians roamed around the world out of India, bringing civilization, prosperity along.
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>>106990929
>I guess they ran out of money.
lol, it's a new trading floor in their new $3 billion building on park ave.
>>106990507
jeets are a minority on trading floors
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>>106990553
imagine the ozone fumes
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>>106990847
Looks like an utter hellhole.

>>106990968
Poo, pls. Witches don't live in toilets you know. Go to the loo for once.
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>>106990507
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>>106991152
nta
Yes, they still do. This one is a trading floor, howeverbeit.
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>>106991164
>>106990968
Post hand
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>>106991850
Imagine the smell. About like the designated's in central New Delhi, I'd think.
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>>106990968
>rent free. Indians are best workers. Deal with it
Yeah that's why Windows is way better now and FOSS has so many Indians.
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>>106990507
Why do you think suits would see anything wrong with this? He sees a bunch of sales he made and nothing else. Why in the god damn would he do anything else but congradulate them?
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>>106990553

copy machine has own trolley nice
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>>106990507
he's not really congratulating. he's bragging on how much of their shit they were able to push.
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>>106990507
Have you ever been on a trading floor? It's a jeets free zone, actually pretty based. It's got this energy. Everyone is there busy making money, yelling slurs at each other, making HUGE deals. Seeing those screens full of bloomberg terminals with various tickers will probably give the jpmorgan ceo an erection.
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>>106992443
you were never on a real trading floor kiddo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kICO3kRm3q8
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>>106990692

ask indians about something that was before they even were they might be able to tell about it in uninterested manner

troons are just look at me
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>>106992443
>A Jeet free zone
Maybe I'm too harsh on the financial world after all.
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>>106992456
Saar what does this post even mean? Can you try again with proper english?
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>>106991023
those drawers are for your dreidel anon...
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>>106992443
holy fuck you just got unfathomably BTFO'd by >>106992453
The real world isn't a martin scorsese movie it's shit stinking jeets yelling and throwing shit at each other for rupees
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>>106992453
100k shares of $POOP!
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>>106992590
sir, of course it's $POOP. it's the only thing we trade here. it will be 12 billion rupees or $0.67.
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>>106992599
Thank you gracious sir, very good making business with you. _/\_
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>>106990637
Framework is fascist and transphobic, thats why I only buy Dell, a trans friendly Jewish-owned company.
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>>106990507
>jp morgan
how fitting
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>>106990507
>really deserve a congratulations from Michael Dell?
don't you see all the Dell monitors they have
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Anxiety inducing. Cubicles should be the norm.
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>>106992510
>got unfathomably BTFO'd by
Brother that's a 30 year old video from Bombay lol
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>>106990529
did this bumass slob think office work is some sort of joyous experience?
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>>106992473
i'll spin it while gazing at my eight figure portfolio, meanwhile you'll be in the wage cage
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>>106990507
It's because these are jews, patting each other on the back.



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