Microchads what do we do now?
>>106993384>MicrochadsIs that what you call your clitties now?
>>106993400yes sir
>>106993400If women care about dicks ehy are they watching lesbian porn with women either 0 dicks
>Micocute, will become a popular plushie among Asian girls>Clippyvirgin mascot
I read that as Fail Release.
>>106993470>cute, will become a popular plushie among Asian girlsyeah 100%, I can already see the asian ads with asian girls playing with Mico
>>106993384Give me Madobe Ichika version and I will install your OS.
>>106993540I will install the OS as long as I get to fill her with my own bloat first
>>106993384Install copilot vision? Good to see where Microsoft got its inspiration from
>>106993620It matches really well because Windows IS a toy OS only for gaming. Professionals use either Linux or macOS.
>>106993384Corporate, generic """cute""".
>>106993384It's a cum sprite
>>106993480R U ME?
>>106994074I would like to know which person came up with that idea, I doubt it was a jeet, smells more like a woman did it
>>106994108It's most certainly an Asian woman.
>>106993384>shapeless, soulless blob with dead stareyep, that's a clippy for the modern age
>>106994114okay shit, I was wrong, it was an arabhttps://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/blog/2025/10/23/human-centered-ai/
Just fucking bring back Cortana, how is this so difficultBring back the sexy blue womanWHAT IS MICO
>>106993384>blob with smiley face on itclippy is insanely out of this lil guy's league its not even close. remember what they took from you
>>106994178Better yet, just let the user choose. Is it really that hard to design different avatars for this shit?
>>106993384Looks like a cum stain.
>>106993384>new mascot>soulless blobseems about right
>>106993470It does look a bit like Gudetama, the Japanese perpetually tired, apathetic anthropomorphic egg yolk character.
Heres your jizz mascot bros
>>106993384Is that a cum stain?
>>106994331I think it's cookie dough
>>106993470Looks like Bao to Asians but white Onion to westerners.
>>106993540A cute and funny mascot all it takes for most people to voluntarily use AI.Remember when all the boomers had pic related installed on their phones/tablets?
tay died for this
>>106994471
>>106994471hot. looks like a mix of bill's daughter and
>>106993384>just a blob, A FUCKING BLOBwhat the actual fuck, m8s?People need to complain unanimously on Microsoft's feedback hub and forums
>>106994550>People need to complain unanimously on Microsoft's feedback hub and forumsasian cuties will out dps you, they want their cute blob
Looks like the Face from Nickelodeon
>>106994978lmao yeah almost
>>106993384>forget clippylouis rossmann on suicide watch
>>106994178>sexy blue womansorry chud, we can't have this much excitement in 2025 AD. all you get is a genderless, asexual, shapeless, unoffensive, advertiser-friendly blob.
>>106995135
the memes have started
MORE LIKE CUMPILOT MICROBE BECAUSE SHIH LOOKS LIKE A PUDDLE OF WEEWEE JUICE
>>106995340People fucking hated clippy, are these people serious?
>>106995414People hate AI even more
>>106995414hated is a big word, because you could turn him off, but he sure was annoying, useless and basically a meme. I don't buy into this revisionist revival of Clippy fandom. it's basically a lame forced meme at this point.
>>106995605>it's basically a lame forced meme at this point.vintage == good
>>106995672-> false
I think I like clippy not because he was useful or good, but because I associate him with an era of software that was comfier, less bloated and not subcription cloud account niggerhell.
>>106995763>but because I associate him with an era of software that was comfierfuck you, this made me almost cry
>>106993384Another Copidor L.
>>106994178>CortanaNever ever going to happen, the jeet in charge hates Xbox.
hey gu^ys can you stop posting? OOP here, too drunk and cant keep up anymore lol
>>106993384>Micolooks like a cum kwab
>>106994202kek
>>106993384Slap a friendly face on evil all you want, but corporate AI is just telemetry by another name at this point.
>>106993384That's a good mascot, looks exactly like the load Microsoft blows in their customers' colons.
>>106995135In my headcanon they are piloting mecha bodies
HIII MICOOOO >>> SO CUUUTEhttps://youtu.be/ay6GjmiJTPM
