I CHECKED MY EMAIL EARLIERTHEY SAID YESI JUST GOT A FUCKING JOB AT META!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO I GOT SOME BEEROPEN UP, DADDY MARK, DADDY JEFF'S GONNA LOVE GIVING YOU MY (CUM)PLETE ATTENTION!
>>106999210Congrats anon!
>>106999210Good for you, anon. I'm proud of ya.
what car are you buying?
>>106999258i'm really looking forward to itcan you keep a secret?i know everyone can see this (i just got a job at meta, i know a thing or two about web stuff) but dude no one ever sees these threads and if you know what you're doing there are a number of creative ways of masking your IPok so i'll spill the beansi'll tell you what they tell you in the final round of interviews for meta.
>>106999269what I really want to do is buy a Tesla. I used to admire Elon Musk but then he went completely nuts so now I really don't like him but doubt he used to be really cool he used to make cars and Rockets but now well honestly I stopped paying attention to him because he's just so fucking sad
>>106999290buy Porsche
>>106999274i'm just gonn4 copy p4ste some stuff from my study guide>“Design a globally-distributed, high-availability messaging service (similar to the one that backs Google Chat). Describe the architecture you would use, including how you would handle message delivery under network partitions, how you would scale storage, how you would deal with back-pressure when many users are sending messages at once, and how you would ensure low latency worldwide.”
>>106999310Nice puzzle, got me thinking on it. How much time did you have to come up with a solution?
>>106999210What shade is your skin?
>>106999250>>106999258Doesn't Meta like exploit its employees? Why are you congratulating him?
>>106999736I'd gladly get exploited for his salary.
>>106999769good goy
>>106999210Whatever you plan to do, just re-think it, there's always another way out. It's always worth living than not, you just need to find the reason.
>>106999310do you have to be some sort of genius to solve this, i have no idea what all of this means, like can you pick it up studying on your own or no
>>106999392first i got naked
>>106999691the darkest ebony#BL4CK LIVES M4TTER
