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>be Barnyard Stoutsoup
>create an OPTIONAL language that people can use IF they see fit
>get publicly scorched by the biggest names in the field
>linus shits on your life's work at every chance he gets
>ken thompson has 0 reservations about spitting on you in public
>alan kay denounces your efforts to bring his vision to life
>be the slightest bit rude about them once or twice
>get portrayed as the villain
This guy has every reason to become a supervillain. I'm not even a fan of OOP (or, by extent, C++) as I am a functional bro. But the way this guy is treated by this community will be looked back upon with great embarrassment.
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>>107001455
Shut up Bjarne. Nobody likes you.
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>>107001455
met him in spain and he is super polite
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>>107001455
except for linus, none of the boomers you mentioned are relevant or had any opinions that had been taken seriously in the last 2-4 decades. even linus, his takes on anything that is not within his range of expertise can be very much retarded.
bjarne's biggest haters are those who have been close to him for a long time, and have the misguided idea that the language is something that was ever genuinely valuable, and that it can be "saved". they hate him because they can clearly see that he only wants to cash bureaucracy checks for a little while more, and doesn't care to allow the language to evolve in any way that is actually useful, because these efforts would only (theoretically) bear fruit after he's gone.
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>>107001455

he wrote like seven books of language no one ever reads but his stuffs might work not many know for sure
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Fucking hell that level of male pattern baldness is disgusting to look at he should wear a fedora or something jfc
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emmmhhhh this guy is a transmisic harasser that finds no problem in harassing trans folkx at his conference. Fuck off. Maybe he could try being a decent human being for once
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>>107001471
I like Bjarne Strtoupper.
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>>107001455
bjarn is an obnoxious narcissistic annoying faggot
he deserved that treatment
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barn stroopsoup
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>>107001818
Retarded take. Bjarne has been fighting kikes (((placed))) in the Committee by corpos, for decades now. My only disagreement with him is him strongly opposing GUI capabilities. Other than that, literally every single take he has concerning the language is spot-on.
>tl;dr
Remove the j*ws from oversight of Sepples, and it instantly improves upon the next release cycle.
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>>107002339
>cashing ((("ISO"))) checks for decades
>sucking (((corpo))) cock for decades
>managing to stay a nocoding m$ wintard the whole time
>"he is totally against (((them))) OKAY"
>"just muh GUI smth smth"
lol
lmao even
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>>107001818
>programming is outside linus' domain of expertise.
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>>107002339
>sepples is basically wypypo vs joos dooooood
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>>107002339
there is no substance in your reply, you might need to look inward my guy
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>>107001455
Every language is optional. Nobody's making you use them.
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>>107001455
>OPTIONAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlPC3O1DVcg

His intention was always to overtake C and merge it into Sepples.

Thankfully, sane programers figured out what he was doing and resisted.

Yes, the following is satire, but it sounds more and more credible with every Sepples standard: https://harmful.cat-v.org/software/c++/I_did_it_for_you_all
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>>107002551
yes, but why does the left shift operator do io, bjarne? what expert in the field needed that to happen?
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>>107002596
>his language doesn't have operator overloading
my left shift operator is turing complete
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>>107001455
nobody shits on barnyard, but on the committee that ruined the language. barnyard made c++ to solve very specific set of problems that he needed in his lab and it worked for this purpose.
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>>107002596
the way you configure iostreams is bonkers too
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>>107002459
very much so.
do you think hardware and kernel engineers are programming language theory and evolution experts?
i bet that comeback sounded smart in your /g/eet head.
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>>107002611
>his language has a distinction between operators and functions in the first place
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>>107002870
I think they are very knowledgeable about programming, certainly much more so than "programming language theorists".

No idea what evolution has to do eith Sepples, but that's for your next reply to get a rush from dunking on your /g/eet boogeyman.
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>>107001455
You've forgotten:
>Rust made the decades worth of his effort irrelevant and deprecated in a mere span of few years
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>>107002504
Actually, there's two solid decade's of following the doings of the Committee closely's "substance" in my reply. This dilating ignoramous' troonpost is in fact correct >>107002465 , and unironically.

Why do you think (((they))) are pushing a (((corporate-controlled))) language as the replacement for C & C++ and lining up their parade of LGBTBBQ++ behind it? Because (((they))) can't directly control an ISO standard is why. Simple as.
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>>107003124
dumb retard
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>>107003129
Cope seethe and dilate subhuman.
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>>107003124
>>107003132
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>>107001455
https://medium.com/@ianjoyner/we-need-less-ego-in-programming-779f84b45b39
quote by Ken Thompson:
>"Stroustrup campaigned for years and years and years, way beyond any sort of technical contributions he made to the language, to get it adopted and used. And he sort of ran all the standards committees with a whip and a chair. And he said "no" to no one. He put every feature in that language that ever existed. It wasn't cleanly designed—it was just the union of everything that came along. And I think it suffered drastically from that. At some point, I said, no, no more. In an interview I said exactly that, that I didn't use it because it wouldn't stay still for two days in a row. When Stroustrup read the interview he came screaming into my room about how I was undermining him and what I said mattered and I said it was a bad language."

message to Bjarne as I am sure you started this thread:
Its not Ken's job to sell your language. Ken did not work for the AT&T marketing department, he was a Bell Labs engineer and is under no obligation to LIE about what tools he uses and prefers.

C++ rides on the coattails of Smalltalk and C, there is nothing original about this language. C needs to be replaced and when C dies C++ will die with it. OO has never been properly understood and the C++ version of OO has set programming back more than any other programming language as it is the most copied form of OO. So that is Bjarne's legacy, he got every popular language after C++ to copy the OO in C++.
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>>107001455
All of these guys are autists. Torvalds is probably the worst but he's high functioning one.
Any of their drama is just because one byte in some cpu register wasn't flipped the right way.
Eg. just get a life or medication.
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>>107003114
You are the first person ITT to mention Rust.
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>>107003124
Touch grass.
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>>107003227
>Smalltalk
You meant Simula. Alan Kay is just as much of a fraud as Bjarne.



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