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Move to Botswana.
move back to your parent's basement
What language do you learn right now?
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Move to the Moon/Mars colonies anon.
whichever ones that leads to your sister's butthole WIGGA
I had an interview with the recruiter, an interview with two L2 analysts, and a final interview with 2 managers. Each interview was about a week apart from each other and the final interview was 11 days ago. I emailed the recruiter 2 days ago asking if there were any updates and got no reply.Am I getting ghosted? Do larger companies actually do that? Should I email the recruiter again on Monday?All interviews felt like they went well, especially the second one. Never experienced this before and I'm starting to get a little nervous about the silence.
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>>107003894Yes. Yes. No, call the recruiter and tell them you want to keep interviewing until you get an offer.
why tf is this nigga trying to rizz the indian callers for his cpp interview prep???
>>107003894Good Lord, that's a lot of interviews.If you don't get the job, bill that company your total interview time as consulting, as well as travel time an expenses.
it's been 5 months since I got laid off. I can't count how many applications I sent out. I gave around 10-15 interviews and did around the same number of take home assignments. Still unemployed.
>there are 22 year old skibbiddi rizzlers vibe coding their way into jobs>im still stuck on /utwg/
>>107006492Why aren't you vibe coding? Literally life on easy mode
>>107007237I'm involved in some vibrational programming myself
>>107005969well that many interviews is good bro it means at least your resume isnt shit.. eventually u will land something
>>107007237That zoomer is looking at stocks, not codeIf anything, he's vibe gambling
>>107007237Not gonna lie, I would pump some big loads into his sassy bussy if you know what I mean.
My girlfriend says I need to find a job or find another girlfriend.
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>>107008042>assuhh you mean gyatt?
>>107008045bro that pawg be bussin, like actually bro
>>107008009Take the third option: Lock her up so she can't run away
You don't need cash right now, do you, /utwg/? Just work very hard and you shall be rewarded.
Anyone else considering going back to college to get their masters degree?
>>107008384I bet many people are doing that and it'll be just as bad when they all graduate in a couple years.
>>107008384I really don’t want to but what else is there to do at this point
>>107008223From the image, you can tell by the way it's written that some fuckhead who watched too many motivational TikToks now thinks he can be Mark Zuckerberg. This faggot doesn't even have the skills to make a thinly veiled, dime-a-dozen (((productivity))) ChatGPT wrapper like every other dickhead on Twitter is doing right now. The peak this dumb motherfucker will rise to is being wrung dry by AWS after launching the most expensive EC2 instance he can find, forgetting about it and allowing it to run unabated for a month. If you join this company, the only equity you'll get is the equal distribution of dicks in your mouth for being a dumb cocksucking faggot.
>>107008384I'm in the middle of a meeting with my group for my masters class this is the worst shit ever do not do it, it's a waste of time too unless you're getting a masters from yale or harvard anywayBut of course if you quit half way you both dont get the degree and you already paid for half of it so you have no choice
>>107008384In an industry that's eager to outsource tech work to the lowest bidder, wtf do you think a masters degree is going to do?
On the internet they claim companies would rather hire single people than those who are married. Wtf? I assumed it's the other way around. If you have a family to provide for you'll have less negotiating power.
>>107008549If you're about moving fast, grab the single guy so you can work him to the fuckin' bone for a short period.If you're about maintenance, the married guy has a much longer fuse for asinine faggotry and monotony.
>>107008478they are delaying the inevitable realization that they may have to get a real job
>>107008384waste of time unless it gives you some kind of license. you're just running away from your problems delaying the inevitable. don't run, face this shitshow head on
>>107008384It’s only worth it if you’re going for a career change imo
>>107003525Hindi
>>107008384masters is mandatory to even get rejection email
>>107008384I did that, hoping to ride out the shitty job market, but it only got worse and still nobody will give me the time of day.
