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Mo Money Mo Problems Edition

>Interviewing
https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

>How to write a resume
Ask ChatGPT to give you 6 pages of slop.

>Salary Stuff
Buy Gamestop stocks like a fucking idiot and hope that it skyrockets for no reason. Infinite salary glitch. This financial advice is proudly endorsed by letter Q and Satan's gigantic purple throbbing cock.

>Newcomers to this thread
https://layoffs.fyi/

Previous Thread: >>106980417
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Move to Botswana.
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move back to your parent's basement
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What language do you learn right now?
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i need all white identifying posters to go back to their dad's balls before 03.33 WIB
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Move to the Moon/Mars colonies anon.
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whichever ones that leads to your sister's butthole WIGGA
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I had an interview with the recruiter, an interview with two L2 analysts, and a final interview with 2 managers. Each interview was about a week apart from each other and the final interview was 11 days ago. I emailed the recruiter 2 days ago asking if there were any updates and got no reply.
Am I getting ghosted? Do larger companies actually do that? Should I email the recruiter again on Monday?
All interviews felt like they went well, especially the second one. Never experienced this before and I'm starting to get a little nervous about the silence.
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thought a seaborn like me would be satisfied
seeing you wypipos content at the other side

then somehow, i saw your meaningless POST
THAT MY PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE SUBJUGATED
THAT MY PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE EXPLOITED
THAT WE DESERVE TO LIVE IN MANIPULATION

I wish for the end
I wish for the end
to both mossad and CIA together

the general wilted
waving down into page 10 and
get fuuuucking archived
goodbye, get fucking swatted and died

should i be mad?
should i be glad?

are we enough?
how can we be good enough to sit right next to the bloodfiends

sceencapping my own posts
coping and seething changed nothing AT ALL.

i'm still my SEABROWNER SELF

isn't it better to be WHITE?
to be a nepo baby?

not knowing there is decency in this website made for me...

may nate bosia and his daughters gets fucking raped in childcare center BY SOME JEETS HIS PEOPLE IMPORTED!!!!!
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>>107004007
show me ur dick
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>>107003894
Yes. Yes. No, call the recruiter and tell them you want to keep interviewing until you get an offer.
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why tf is this nigga trying to rizz the indian callers for his cpp interview prep???
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>>107003894
Good Lord, that's a lot of interviews.

If you don't get the job, bill that company your total interview time as consulting, as well as travel time an expenses.
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it's been 5 months since I got laid off. I can't count how many applications I sent out. I gave around 10-15 interviews and did around the same number of take home assignments. Still unemployed.
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>there are 22 year old skibbiddi rizzlers vibe coding their way into jobs
>im still stuck on /utwg/
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>>107006492
Why aren't you vibe coding? Literally life on easy mode
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>>107007237
I'm involved in some vibrational programming myself
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>>107005969
well that many interviews is good bro it means at least your resume isnt shit.. eventually u will land something
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>>107007237
That zoomer is looking at stocks, not code
If anything, he's vibe gambling
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>>107007237
Not gonna lie, I would pump some big loads into his sassy bussy if you know what I mean.
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My girlfriend says I need to find a job or find another girlfriend.
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>>107007402
>>107007515
bet
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761430914109740.webm
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>>107008018
Sheeesh, like bro, that ass though. God dayum, i finna hit that, you know what I mean. Like, actually bro, fr fr no cap
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>>107008042
>ass
uhh you mean gyatt?
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>>107008045
bro that pawg be bussin, like actually bro
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>>107008009
Take the third option: Lock her up so she can't run away
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You don't need cash right now, do you, /utwg/? Just work very hard and you shall be rewarded.
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Anyone else considering going back to college to get their masters degree?
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>>107008384
I bet many people are doing that and it'll be just as bad when they all graduate in a couple years.
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>>107008384
I really don’t want to but what else is there to do at this point
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>>107008223
From the image, you can tell by the way it's written that some fuckhead who watched too many motivational TikToks now thinks he can be Mark Zuckerberg. This faggot doesn't even have the skills to make a thinly veiled, dime-a-dozen (((productivity))) ChatGPT wrapper like every other dickhead on Twitter is doing right now. The peak this dumb motherfucker will rise to is being wrung dry by AWS after launching the most expensive EC2 instance he can find, forgetting about it and allowing it to run unabated for a month. If you join this company, the only equity you'll get is the equal distribution of dicks in your mouth for being a dumb cocksucking faggot.
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>>107008384
I'm in the middle of a meeting with my group for my masters class
this is the worst shit ever do not do it, it's a waste of time too unless you're getting a masters from yale or harvard anyway
But of course if you quit half way you both dont get the degree and you already paid for half of it so you have no choice
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>>107008384
In an industry that's eager to outsource tech work to the lowest bidder, wtf do you think a masters degree is going to do?
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On the internet they claim companies would rather hire single people than those who are married. Wtf? I assumed it's the other way around. If you have a family to provide for you'll have less negotiating power.
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>>107008549
If you're about moving fast, grab the single guy so you can work him to the fuckin' bone for a short period.

If you're about maintenance, the married guy has a much longer fuse for asinine faggotry and monotony.
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>>107008478
they are delaying the inevitable realization that they may have to get a real job
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>>107008384
waste of time unless it gives you some kind of license. you're just running away from your problems delaying the inevitable. don't run, face this shitshow head on
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>>107008384
It’s only worth it if you’re going for a career change imo
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>>107003525
Hindi
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>>107008384
masters is mandatory to even get rejection email
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>>107008384
I did that, hoping to ride out the shitty job market, but it only got worse and still nobody will give me the time of day.
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>>107008384
boomer parents would tell you that's the way forward, but in reality we all know it wouldn't make much of a difference.
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How much time would you spend on a take home assignment?
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>>107008395
I burned out at my job, quit, got a master's, now I'm a NEET. It's fucking killing me in the short-to-medium term. Copefully pays off in the long
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>>107008384
Your degree is doing nothing for you... so you want to go back to school for more debt and told you're over qualified when you come out?
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I wanna DIE
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>>107003448
>apply for a software job at boeing that's in the us
>get rejection email at 1 AM sunday
fucking jeets man. I hope jeet code fuck up boeing even more
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>>107011160
>Boeing
You might have literally dodged a bullet.
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COCK
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>>107008009
Become her house cat. No job, no rent, infinite cuddles. You just need to be needy in a cute/pathetic way. Works on my sugar mommy.
Embody the spirit of the ancient pialpharhoalphasigmaiotatauomicronzeta.
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Just submitted my first nontrivial PR to a decent-sized repo. Basically just a bunch of awkward low-level string ops no one else wanted to do for months. Hoping to build enough of a presence on GH and enough of a portfolio composed of real commits that employers stop giving me perfunctory compliance interviews (I'm a "disabled veteran") and take me seriously despite the fact that I've got a GED. I'll probably have to do this for the next four years until I'm "entry-level" but fuck it I'm not going to school.
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I have a Masters in CS and i cannot get a job should i get a 2nd Masters degree in EE or MBA?
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>workload increasing
>need to hire employees
>cant because we're not making enough
switch to consulting so you can help businesses garner more revenue
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>northbridge + southbridge = chipset
>the bridges are just the things that have all the components communicate together (sending information through busses)
I finally fully understand computers
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>>107013019
You should steal how is that even a question.
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>>107008384
the hr roastie at one of the big banks "non traditional SWE" programs put a masters in CS as a requirement on the application so maybe!
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>>107008384
Yeah, I ended up starting at WGU since it seems like 90% of data science jobs now require a Master's degree
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>>107008384
yes but to enter a different field. Software Engineering became a fake shitshow anyways. Good riddance. I feel liberated from my chains. Let the industry burn and go fuck itself. My advice is to get a low-level job in your new target industry first to make sure that you like it.
>>107009047
this
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>>107014584
fuck data science. what has data science done for anybody other than supply a paycheck to be abused by idiot businessmen?
Abandon the industry and let it fail.
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>>107015101
data is everywhere
>weather
>traffic
>science
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>>107015127
DUDE SCIENCE
Fuck science
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>>107015142
this is why you're here instead of working
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>>107014584
Wooo go night owls! (technically I haven't started at wgu yet since I still have 4 more classes to get done on study.com but I've already got credit for like half the classes for cs bs, I can't wait to have sex after I graduate and get my own place)
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Why the FUCK do I have to convert to octal?
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Stop talking with recruiters and HR roasties that do nothing but waste your time.
Just build and ship more.
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>>107015433
needs less purely software projects
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>>107015101
>fuck data science. what has data science done for anybody other than supply a paycheck to be abused by idiot businessmen?
My last job was in finance. I felt like I was actively making the world worse so line go up. At least with data science I'm mainly just wasting the business's time on justifying their idiotic decisions
>>107015284
It's actually a pretty nice school overall, my BS was at a brick and mortar school and I prefer the self-pacing that WGU provides
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>"WE'RE HIRING" sign outside taco bell
>go inside, talk to the manager
>they tell me to apply online
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>>107015842
it was like that 25 years ago
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They're making me design a whole dang cpu what with the 0s and 1s and rectangles and all that, I just want to code. Will I actually have to do boolean algebra to design it or will I be able to just put the right shapes in? Was and or or or and and or distributive property I don't remember.
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>>107015842
How did you even get to talk to the manager? What did you say?
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>>107016832
>hi, I saw the "now hiring" sign outside. Is the manager in? Im interested in working here
>sure give me a minute
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>>107015842
Easy. What, you don't know the new meta?
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>>107017330
Why would you call ICE on Taco Bell when you call it on Meta instead?
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>>107017357
They already know. You'll probably be the one getting deported for trying to interrupt their bribes.
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>>107017330
>how do I keep my company from finding out I was the one who reported them to ICE?
uhh maybe by not posting it on social media??
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>>107017929
Now you understand why Indians flooded America's job market.
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>>107005969
>take home assignments
Grim. Im gainfully employed, thankfully.
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>argued with the manager the position is hired under about if actual execution plans exist
>couldn't imagine tables in SQL during job interview
>interviewers were both jeets
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I WANNA DIIIIIIE
hey there /utwg/ how was your weekend?
Tomorrow starts a new week! Hopefully you got a bunch of interviews scheduled!
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Been trying to muster up the energy to finish up a car customization website.
Recruiters still suck, and dont fucking read AND dont know what they are looking for.
Big companies keep going in and out of hiring freeze.
Got some more phone calls lined up this week.
Just finished a take home assignment using AI.
Maybe will get a job in November.
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This is going to be the last week that I am still technically employed and on benefits. It was just over a year at this last position so I'm gonna tell interviewers it was a contract that was slightly extended to finish the product instead of me being laid off for "performance" (cost cutting)

So I'll be joining you all next week. My wife has been pushing for me to keep daily progress updates and I guess I actually will because I'm not the self driven ubermensch I think I am so you'll see them then

The worst part about being unemployed is losing the distraction. The Internet sucks now. Going outside sucks now. Normgroids are goydrones that support the destruction of everything in civilization I care about and even when they broken-clock support the right thing (e.g. the destruction of Israel) they do so for the wrong reasons (because they love the idea of non white immigrant cock in their ass, instead of a having a problem with Jewish subversion in Europe for centuries) so I don't want to interact with them anyways. To cope with this I've started reading old movies and books (currently on The Invisible Man which is an easy read that I am enjoying so far) so I'll try and incorporate that into my schedule as well

I have worked at some great companies so I am not worried about anything other than just lying flat and letting myself rot because the dull ache of inaction hurts less than the acute pain of rejection and failure
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Anyone have a good reason to tell at an interview why I stopped going to college for a couple of years and then continued later? I lied that I worked at McDonalds for 4 years and then came back and finished my studies. I actually worked for 1 year at some warehouse then neeted and just paused my studies indefinitely and then came back and finished my last 2 years for CompSci. Don't know what to say why I stopped and started working at McDonalds. Can't find any decent reason. Also I hope they don't call McDonalds at the address I put at. Oh god what should I do? Don't want to talk about my past.
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>>107021017
Just say that you had to do some layman's work for financial reasons, and when you were back on your feet, you decided to continue. You do not need to give more detail than that.

That, to me, shows dedication. Most people that drop out never come back.
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These "AI Tutor" job listings are scams right?
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>>107022676
They farm your resume and interview with some eastern euro or UK bloke then give that info to an indian to take your job elsewhere.
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Just circle the ones bro (make sure the tips touch)
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Alright I can circle the 1s but idk when we started multiplying boolean expressions with the queen mccucksy algorithm luckily This algorithm has also been automated and used in several websites, circuit designs and organizations to improve the speed and performance of systems.
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The apostrophe means it's a 0 and it's like normal algebra if's a prime explicant if it's just a variable that's alone that can't be reduced.
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Ask me to create a light switch that only turns on when you enter in a multiple of 3 in binary, I dare you.
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i am going to be applying to jobs for the next 1.8 hours. apply to jobs with me anon, you can do it!


>>107021017
>couple of years
>4 years
that's not what a couple means. I took 6 years to do my 4 year degree because of 2 years of co-op and i still decided to only include the end date of getting my degree in my resume because I'm not interested in automated resume bots dropping me for that
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>>107022781
>>107022866
>>107022897
>>107022996
the fuck is that
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https://jacobin.com/2025/10/anti-technology-ecofascism-lubrano-review
>publication named for the reign of terror group is afraid of political violence against the current system
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>>107023785
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I've been unemployed for 7 months after a layoff. I have 10 years of experience across 2 F100 Insurance Companies and Big 4 Management Consulting, both in NYC.

50+ interviews and can't land an offer anywhere, even in the range of 50% paycut.

My skillset is technology project/program management/process improvement and am not deeply technical, so not surprised. I'm a straight white male and not DEI.

Most of my friends in the field are also unemployed. The ones that have built their career in Scrum Master/Agile Coach roles are particularly in trouble. One of my last consulting assignments before I got axed was to help a F100 investment management firm lay off all their Scrum Masters.
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>>107024251
Good. Fuck scrum niggers.
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>>107017330
Why doesn't he work at ICE instead of working as a waiter?
Waiters make less money anyway.
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>>107018506
Hi! I'm a newcomer to these threads and I just got six rejection emails, and I want to die!
Seriously though, over a decade of experience and I can't even land a fucking support tech job. My last job had me as a TPM and I fucking rocked at it before my ass got laid off. Is there any reason I shouldn't just start my own consultancy? I'm in the Midwest and there doesn't seem like there's much competition around here, but in my experience anything that seems like a golden opportunity is usually a lie.
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>>107024464
lol
lmao
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>>107024251
50 interviews no offer is insane dude wtf are you doing during interviews?
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>>107024843
just getting 50 interviews is insane
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ALL PATRIOTS GO
ALL PATRIOTS GO
ALL PATRIOTS GO
ALL PATRIOTS GO

CALLING ALL BASED PEOPLE
CALLING ALL BASED PEOPLE
CALLING ALL BASED PEOPLE
CALLING ALL BASED PEOPLE

help bring hey_itsmei home back to her parents
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>>107024738
17.5 per job per application. Very good odds. I easily win when faced with those odds. Too bad 150 people apply to each job I apply to
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>>107024251
Have you tried starting a business?
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>>107008478
Why not just move to those shit hole countries then?
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>spend the day walking around tech shops in my area asking about openings and leaving my number
>only get two callbacks that fizzle out with the usual HR cockblock
Either I need to improve my handwriting, or I'm genuinely unhireable.
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>>107024022
got a little DLD going I see. I always found Karnaugh maps to be absolutelyy boneapetite beautiful.
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>>107025480
NTA but because they are a shit. hole. lol
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>>107024843
he's getting interviewed by what I call "tire-kickers" they've no real interest of hiring and interview people for their own personal edification and entertainment. these folks like to see others suffering and feel powerful inside by the idea that they are gatekeepers. just the dirtyess dispicable people with a smile on their face.
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>>107024251
Hey I don't mean to sound like a jerk but non-technical people HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO BUSINESS WORKING IN INFOTECH and are indirectly responsible for it being destroyed. As it sounds like you have management/project-management skills why not go work in some other industry that uses Lean-Kanban-Agile such as on-demand manufacturing? Or non-IT product development?
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>>107025597
Uh, anon, Karnaughs are fucking useless because you can't use them for more than 4 bits? (but you have to use them for 2 or less bits because then mccluckskey doesn't work). I think I could actually make an adder with redstone but now they're talking about memory and time which uses srtajk applegate master slave latch flip flops that they didn't elaborate much on so hopefully I can just put them on in logisim.
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>>107008384
I did, didn't really help. a couple times I've had interviews where they said they liked the look of me (presumably because of the masters) and then said at the end they're looking for 3+ years experience for this entry role. the state of things are genuinely fucked, my country is full has no industry and now there's not even any white collar work
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>>107025647
that's the thing with beauty, it does not require an actual use case :-)
Use your brain as much as you can now while you are young because once you start to get old your brain turns into a latch.
The good news is your brain will always retain all the stuff you are learning now. It is strange that way.
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>>107025707
s stand for set and r stands for reset if you set set to 1 and reset to 0 q (the output) will be saved as 1 and you can reset it with reset 1 set 0 also you can have q prime which is just the opposite of q but if you set both to 1 it doesn't care but also it just fucking breaks or something idk so you have to have all the latches
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>>107005969
At least you're getting interviews, been a year now and only had three
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>>107025631
Are you suggesting TPMs have no value in IT? They make it so the engineers don't have to spill their spaghetti when talking to customers.
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>>107025980
>Are you suggesting TPMs have no value in IT?
no one's suggesting that. we're telling you they are worthless. get a real job
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Just got a virtual interview for patent examiner in DC. Its computer science patent examiner what am i in for bros
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>>107025934
I mostly only apply to startups. their standards seem to be lower than big tech so they give me a chance. But I apply to a lot of places on multiple job boards.
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>>107026142
>virtual interview
Jeet datamining.
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> be you
> get virtual interview for USPTO computer science patent examiner
> think it’s gonna be about cool tech
> it’s actually about reading legal fanfiction for 8 hours a day

> HR: “Describe a time you handled multiple deadlines”
> me: “every day since compilers class”
> they don’t laugh

> examiner: “what’s novel about this claim?”
> me: “uh it’s just a for loop with extra steps”
> they nod approvingly

> job
> $$ decent
> social life dies
> brain slowly turns into PDF parser
> metrics and quotas become your new gods
> still better than meetings

> mfw I get paid to tell people they didn’t invent XOR
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>>107026337
better than NEET
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>>107026337
Okay but hear me out so you can do all this shit with 0 and 1 what if we went all the way to 9 (we will use light broken up into a rainbow as electricity)? Also what if we just made circuits but REALLY REALLY REALLY tiny? Or really really big for that matter?
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What's nand and xor but for like 9 different things?
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Also why isn't this shit mandatory in high school? I feel 1000x less retarded actually knowing what a circuit is.
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It could be worse. You could live in Canada.
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>>107015433
They really are
One called me today whilst I was driving (didn't accept the call), left a voicemail and sent an email, it was for a local hybrid role
Sounds eager right?

Try to call him half an hour later when I've gotten back, no answer
Send him an email saying sorry I missed your call, let me know a good time
No return call, no reply email

Fucking useless, and of course I'm waiting around all afternoon waiting for the prick
Maybe I should say a time, most of them probably use AI assistants now
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>>107026459
I live in Canada and it's comfy af, Carney is actually getting us deals with other countries which bodes great for the future
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>>107026459
what's the tech job market like in canada? I can't imagine it being too competitive
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>>107026470
If you're a junior, it's shit, if you're a senior, pretty good in my experience. Obviously pay is less than the US but if you live pretty much anywhere other than Van/Toronto, cost of living is super low.
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>>107026466
Carney is planning to jeet us to hell and introduce UK-style surveillance laws.
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>>107026488
Carney is going to make us rich beyond our wildest dreams, look at his track record
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>>107026504
Carney is going to PAY US BACK WITH NON STOP ASS RAPE
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>>107026466
he's also kicking out indians
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I've been laid off for 3 months. Haven't even bothered looking. What's the point?
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>>107026542
what's your plan? you do have a plan, right?
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>>107026542
the point is to not live under a bridge in a tent looking through trash for food bro...
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>Applied to sevaral positions at a local company
(Including when I was looking for my first job years ago)
>Never gotten a single response from them
>Last application was over a month ago
>Email: Update to your application
>Thank you for your interest but...
Very good you raised my hopes to crush them expertly
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>>107026526
Lo
Lmao
He already wants to bring in the H1-B jeets that Trump kicked out of the US.
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>>107026470
The entire economy outside of oil is one giant real estate speculation scam. Boomers need to import a million jeets a year to keep up housing prices. This means that not only can nobody afford housing, but the health care system has to shoulder the burden of millions of "new Canadians" abusing free treatment they don't need. They've also been around long enough to get away foothold in staffing agencies and HR, which means it's it's harder and harder for non-jeets to get any kind of job. Even worse, they've more or less taken over the CRA (Canadian tax agency) and can steal financial info and audit whoever they want. They've already been caught scamming, but keep getting hired.
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>>107026603
>The entire economy outside of oil is one giant real estate speculation scam
not really
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>>107026846
Canada’s economy is a clown fiesta built entirely on boomer house flipping and maple-flavored debt. Real estate is the national religion. Oil keeps the lights on, immigrants keep the Ponzi spinning, and every other “industry” is just service work orbiting landlords.

Tech jobs? Absolute joke. It’s all glorified Excel monkeys pushing PowerPoints for government contracts while pretending to “innovate.” Shopify tanked, half the “AI startups” are grant farms, and the rest are pajeet sweatshops building CRUD apps for Telus.

The only thing Canada exports now is bullshit and overpriced condos, Silicon Igloo, shiny LinkedIn posts, zero output.
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>over 500 applications
>got an offer for 6 fig job
>Scheduled a drug test then told it has to be done within 2 days
>i smoked a bunch yesterday
back to the food industry i guess. It leaves my system quickly but uhhh i dont know about that quickly
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>>107027493
Can't you simply take someone else's piss or something?
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>>107027523
im assuming they'll look at my dick when i pee
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>>107027493
Rush order some QuickFix. If nothing else, cease smoking immediately and drink tons of water and hope for the best. The "stays in your system for 3 months" is only for the absolute most hardcore stoners that have been waking and baking for the past 3 years.
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>>107027726
Also, sweating a lot helps.
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>>107027726
I have some at-home tests. I'm just gonna work out a bunch today, try and get it out of my system by the end of tomorrow, and drink water until I have a good batch of piss then drive over to do the test. I've passed with 6 days before without trying to purge/dilute.
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>>107027663
Lolwut? They really do that? I had one of those drug tests but (unfortunately) nobody looked at my dick.
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>>107027809
It depends but they shouldn't, no. They just put you in a room, but that room is meant to make it hard for you to cheat. Everyone does anyways, because drug tests are fucking retarded as a concept, but yeah.
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>be in a talent pool for autistic people
>supposed to hear in a webinar about opportunities at a new startup
>hour of them droning on and on about their responsibilities and how much they care about the goal or whatever
>at the end they say they don't even have open positions, just "connect with the recruiters" and wait for something to be posted.
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>>107027493
>it has to be done within 2 days
Lol never heard of that. They usually intentionally give you a ton of warning so the only people who would actually fail are those with a drug addiction.
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>>107028022
drug tests are dumb anyways since in actuality the only thing they really test for is marijuana, which is so commonplace now that even the neurotic UMC white women are buying THC seltzers at Total Wine. Everything else is pretty much out of your system in 24 hours max.
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>>107027809
That's just how they do it in the military, can't say I've ever done a piss test elsewhere
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>>107028022
it definitely caught me off-guard. I thought they'd let me pick a date, but when I selected an office they just gave me that time frame. Worst case scenario, I call and say my car broke down or something and try to reschedule it. The prohibition jew will not take away my clearance.
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I graduated with a gay little MIS/Business degree and haven't been able to get a job in almost an entire year since getting it and now I forgot basically everything I learned and am not gonna get a good job anyways
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>>107028187
start your own business
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>>107028035
They are not checking if you partake in weed. They are checking that you have the ability to go a whole month without smoking.
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>>107028252
It's actually more like a week with detox drinks and it wouldn't matter anyways, because I could be a coke addict and just not do it for one day and besides appearing sluggish at the drug testing center, they wouldn't be able to mark me a coke addict.
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>>107028035
they arent dumb drug users are retard losers.
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>>107028266
If you are a coke addict you don't get to the point of the drug test because nobody is hiring an addict that is either off the drug for the interview and clearly has problems or on the drug and acting weird. If you are actually a functional coke addict then a guss you might as well get the job anyway. But there are people without the self-control to go more than a day or two without weed. They are probably a lot more common than people with a serious coke / heroin whatever else addiction that are actually getting through the interview process. It's probably a good idea to try to not hire those people in the first place. Intentionally a super low bar
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>>107028296
Post skin color with timestamp right now.
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Been unemployed for over a year now. Applying like crazy. Tweaking resume. I have 2 YOE as a SWE. Not even a newgrad or anything like that. Its over. Gonna just take all my savings and start my own SaaS.
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>Check my E-mails after a hiatus
>Recruiter E-mailed me on Wednesday
>E-mailed me again on Friday
>E-mailed me again on Sunday
>Oops
>E-mail him back this (Monday) morning
>He doesn't reply
what the fuck is wrong with these people
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>>107028336
My recruiter just sent out my resume to every retarded fucking job possibility so i get constant emails or texts to work for some scam company
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>>107003894
This shit is so ridiculous. I hated going through all of those interviews, plastering a fake smile and bubbly personality on, talking out of my ass, all to get rejected after weeks of involvement. Best of luck to you man because that shit sucked
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>>107028268
If that's the case, then surely the "retarded loser drug addict" should've gotten filtered out by the technical interview. Reality is that FAANG companies don't give a shit and won't test you, whereas the DoD and its contractors (known for its high intelligence and competence kek) only cared for the last 50 years because le law says weed = bad. Alcohol and tobacco are cool, though, they get their own agency - the ATF - to accommodate all the retarded addicted boomers.
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>>107028320
One year unemployed here. It feels completely over unless I start lying about the latest year.
Just gonna focus on building my own think. Either that works or I'll be ending myself soon.
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>>107028494
>Just gonna focus on building my own think.
Good luck being a consultant bro, the market is getting flooded with dudes doing the same damn thing
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>>107028336
>too lazy to check your email while job hunting
you deserve this
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>>107028872
STOP TAKING 3 MONTHS TO GET AROUND TO REVIEWING APPLICATIONS YOU FUCKS
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>>107028894
We have alot of unemployed people to absorb same with the military anon.
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>>107028945
my application got referred like a month ago, just say yes
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I said a few threads ago that we needed amazon employees but we are firing 30k and eventually another 120k by the beginning of next year. Sorry anons its over.
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Ideas for a b2b saas company to build?
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>>107028872
ICE would be awesome if they allowed weed and didn't deport pro-Palestinian legal immigrants.
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>>107029362
It would be even better if it deported indians that were here on visa



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