what *nix can i put on my 4 gigabyte ram not-even-close-to-quad-core shitbox that still lets me run my ancient win+dos bullshitware (wine is fine but i'm scared of the amount of disk space it needs), won't crawl like a snail and has a sensible and customizable interface for my boomer eyes (pic related is my current setup: wooden windows with depth)?
Gentoo