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When I watch this guy
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>>107018723
this is ai generated. what the fuck is it supposed to mean?
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so true, was browsing reddit horror for some movie ideas for friends, and of course "IS THERE A HORROR MOVIE ABOUT LESBIANS?"
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>>107018723
cnile cope.
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>>107018967
He loves boats.
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>>107018723
I don't get it
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>>107019020
quite simple really
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>>107018967
>windows users trying to use linux for the first time
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>>107019073
>WAT DOES DEES MEEN???
>WAT EES DEES???
>WAT EES DEE JOAK HERE??
The internet continually gets shittier as more Indian men get online
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>>107019168
Wouldn't a 78 billion line text file need like 3000GB of ram to load? Assuming each line is around 40 characters long.
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>>107019234
That is a solved problem for decades now.
You know there was a time when we had kilobytes of ram?
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>>107019388
>Copyright disclaimer
Can you really claim copyright over such a short piece of code?
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>>107019450
This is just /v/
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>>107018967
>AAAAAH @GROK EXPLAIN IM GOING INSANE
kill yourself
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>>107019454
the point is google communities used to have/allow /v/ tier posting.
if i recall correctly you used to be able to go and find that post somewhere still live
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>>107019408
is this what thinkcels actually believe
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>>107019517
Quite good. Hehe.
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Out of /g/ shit that other's haven't posted, dipping into /g/-friendly /v/ memes
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>>107019660
jej
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Thank you, dumper. Very cool, humourous and good ones.
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i have an entire folder of funny /g/ shit and I will not post it.
Fuck you niggers, you never give me enough (You)s
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>>107019495
I think that's a Usenet post.
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>>107020002
>GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format
For anyone who actually thinks this is a good argument, how do you pronounce JPEG?

Also,
>>107019976
>00:31:45
>i have an entire folder of funny /g/ shit and I will not post it.
>>107020002
>00:36:00
>[starts posting it]
Attention-seeking faggot.
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>>107019466
I really do not miss the days of having to deal with storing porn in a password protected .rar file when I shared a computer with my mom. Nearly 20 years now that I've had a "Prawns" folder in My Documents.
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>>107019971
>use code that has a license that explicitly states that it's provided as-is and without warranty
>update it on a production server without testing it
>their system is poorly configured and data was lost permanently

>they want to file criminal charges
haha, good fucking luck with that
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Kill jordan. Behead jordan. Roundhouse kick a jordan into the concrete. Slam dunk jordan into the trashcan. Crucify filthy jordan. Defecate in a jordan's food. Launch jordan into the Purple Sun. Stir fry jordan in a wok. Toss jordan into active volcanoes. Urinate on jordan. Judo throw jordan into a wood chipper. Twist jordan heads off. Report jordan to the NSA. Karate chop jordan in half. Curb stomp pregnant jordan. Trap jordan in quicksand. Crush jordan in the trash compactor. Liquefy jordan in a vat of acid. EAT jordan. Dissect jordan. Exterminate jordan in the gas chamber. Stomp jordan skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jordan in the oven. Lobotomize jordan. Mandatory abortions for jordan. Grind jordan fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown jordan in fried chicken grease. Vaporize jordan with the Sunmaker rocket battery. Kick old jordan down the stairs. Feed jordan to kroxigors. Slice jordan with a axe.
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>>107020002
does this also mean PIN should be pronounced like "pine"? considering how the i is pronounced in "identification"?
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>>107018967
>OH EM GEE CHAT IS THIS LE REAL???
>B-BUT WHAT DOES IT LE MEAN???
>I CAN'T USE MY OWN BRAIN CHAT GPT WHAT IS THIS???
kys
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>>107019230
>>107019493
>>107020524
>seething so hard that you samefriend multiple replies
LOL
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>>107020411
Most likely there's nothing you could put in a software license that would save you from criminal charges for putting actual malware on people's computers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIDS_(Trojan_horse)

That said, I agree that in this specific case, his threat to "file criminal charges" will probably amount to nothing. (Of course, with the benefit of three years' hindsight, if it hasn't by now, it almost certainly never will.)
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>>107020559
that's a consideration depends on what it did exactly. i remember seeing this at the time, but only briefly, so not sure exactly what it did or how. it'd probably be difficult to prosecute.

as a side note, i do still think it's scummy what they did, but at the end of the day, it should be up to the user to test third-party code that has no guarantee to work for their purpose at the very least. even if it was an unintentional bug, it was reckless of them to update it in prod on a server with a poor backup plan (i don't know their backup plan, but the result they mentioned showed that it was inadequate)
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>>107019453
I fucking hate those Windows 11 copy-paste icons with no text. I AM looking for TEXT, I've been using TEXT for 20+ years.
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>>107020490
>Mine is still there
Neat.
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>>107020676
i still have my browser configured for large icons with text, classic Mozilla style.
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>>107020712
i remember drawing a few in those threads, but i don't remember which specifically :(
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>>107019874
That's actually cool. He's dedicated to teach those poor niggers hoping they'll ever get a chance to get out of that shithole they're in.
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>>107020539
go back to xitter faggot
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>>107020785
>he's still mad
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>>107020814
>he got BTFO so hard all he can do is seethe and call people mad
you sound pretty mad bro. chill
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>>107019440
you generally cant claim copyright over code the same way you can claim copyright over a composition
code because of its purely functional nature is inherently something that requires patents instead of copyright
this is why leaking source code is so detrimental to proprietary shitters, hence why all resources are spent on preventing reverse engineering
and if you see two megacorps fighting, its not because one accuses another of using their code, but because of patent infringement
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>>107019466
There was a x***.jar file in limewire, something like that so i made a folder with the same name +a couple letters and changed the folder image to .jar's default
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>>107019486
Volume sliders on 90% of players still do this because of rounded borders gapping the hover area to the center 20% of pixels
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>>107019256
>gentoo
>apt
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>>107019453
What doesn't have this?
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>>107019901
No problem, I like quality shits
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>>107020002
cort, you're still a moron.
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>>107020163
>how do you pronounce JPEG?
Zh-PEG
Most European languages use individual letters to denote individual sounds.
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kill all AI jeets
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>>107019499
Good one
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>>107020002
>mfw guh-if retards pronounce gibs wrong too
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>>107019616
There was a time when /ck/ was making threads on 2chan and the Japanese were utterly confused by the not my problem oil in drain meme, I wish I kept it, the translations were hilarious
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>>107019230
The joke is 67
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>>107020490
>mine is included
yay
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>>107018967
kill yourself gen alpha subhuman
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>>107019518
Where's the RGB?
>>107019563
What makes you think usecase is a metric?
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>>107019514
>you're using it wrong
damn
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>>107019874
Unironically something they should have been teaching in schools I have been in.
I have a suspicion this is the reason why keyless keyboards exist and a lot of software keeps having 'hamburger' menus and other mobile UI interfaces because the newer generation do not comprehend the actual reason of why they are made this way.
t. zoomer
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>>107019251
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>>107019234
Why would you need more ram than how ever many bits to count those 78 billion lines (37 bits)
pick as many randoms numbers as shuf requires say it returns and order triple
scan the file again when you see a member of that triple output it buffering til you've outputted the member before it
Sure unoptimized, but you can then start making memory tradeoffs to speed it up.

But yeah if you want a true full shuffle you are looking at a long shuf run time already 5x compared to -n 3 on a 14million line file
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>>107019517
I'm German and I am ashamed of that.
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>>107019448
rost
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OOP:how much of the identifier can we hide
FUNCTIONAL: how many arguments can we hide?
OOP: Programs Should know nothing at all
FUNCTIONAL: Programs know the state of the entire universe :TODO:
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>>107021357
>I am ashamed of that.
Yeah it's a shame west germany annexed east germany.
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>>107021399
>FUNCTIONAL vs OOP
What a fucking joke.
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>>107021399
>>107021409
APL/J/K/BQN: HOLD MY beer"0 >:i.-99
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>>107018967
>"umm excuse me, can you explain the joke? It will be 10 times less funny after you explain it tho"
no
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>>107019234
You think whole file is loaded in memory when it is worked on?
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>>107019396
was this made by a fish user to make fun of people who use shells without good auto-complete?
Or just someone who doesn't know how searching through history works in bash?
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>>107021555
I only use bash and I know how to search but the situation in that pic has happened numerous times, especially after using UP to find a few other recent commands immediately before. You sometimes think that some command is very near in history and keep pressing partly due to sunk cost fallacy.
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>>107018967
I hate nu /g/
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>>107021599
>fake blood has no run and has a pattern like it was just pressed on an ink pad
>the spiderwebs have a smaller center than his hand
I think this image was faked for online clout, but I can't be sure.
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>>107019168
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>>107019367
>claude, crush this saar's balls
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>>107019431
holy mother of TRVKE
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>>107019448
AHHH SAVE ME INTEGERS
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>>107021699
now tell it that it's running in RAID 0
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>>107021717
dammit I was baiting, dont reply with correct and sensical things
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>>107019874
Fucking A+ for effort
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>>107019466
Where would "using a hidden folder with 'show hidden folders' disabled" fit?
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>>107019918
Joke's on you. I don't know programming languages, frameworks etc. but I do know pokemon.
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>>107019256
I typed "doas apk add love" and get LÖVE/love2d...
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>>107021677
He could've literally cut himself and broke his PC and it still be only for clout. People don't take pictures and broadcast what they've done in impulse after coming back to reality (unless they have a humiliation fetish).
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>>107018967
it's an example of someone not interested in a subject, entering a community of people who enjoy said subject, then proceeds to shit it up with something else they like, ruining the community.
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>>107021952
I used to do this, except the folder was named "Internet Explorer", and I had a shortcut to it with the IE logo on the desktop
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>>107021091
>women belong in the kitchen haha funny xddd
Nutrition is too important to be left to a woman.
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>>107020824
Eh, both proprietary and FOSS claim copyright over code, and given that you literally get source code when using interpreted programs, I think it still applies. My point is that it's such a small piece of code, that proprietary or not, I doubt copyright can apply, it's like trying to copyright the concept of a blue sphere
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>>107019496
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>>107019379
Literally a Snow Crash gargoyle
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>>107021101
The only use case of gibs as a word for the last decade plus has been to make fun of poors, in which case yes it would be pronounced like “gives.”
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>>107020824
>code because of its purely functional nature is inherently something that requires patents instead of copyright
totally false and bizarre
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>>107019379
anon is that one dude from lain
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>>107019450
>28 years ago
The more things change the more they stay the same.
Although picrelated was technically right.
PS2 came out a little over 2 years after his post.
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>>107019242
based and heartwarming
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>>107019438
kek. Use case for a sloping floor?
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>>107024364
Most floors are not perfectly level. If you have something hard, like wood panels, thebox may roll on its own.
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>>107021555
every shell has it dumbass
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>>107019959
this still fucks me up when i look at that guy
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>>107019242
a bottom of the barrel RTX5050 will beat this though
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>>107019234
shuf uses reservoir sampling and keeps at most N lines in memory while reading through the file.
https://github.com/coreutils/coreutils/blob/master/src/shuf.c#L545

If you do logging getting files with 78+ billion lines of text isn't unheard of.
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>>107019557
Trannies didn't work on Apollo
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>>107024079
I like the one about the pit supervisor.
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>>107019874
Most of /g/ don't know all these terms.
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>>107019379
Oh fuck this one actually made me lose.
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>>107019513
It's what the chink shills wants you to think.
And the advertisement campaign will continue until sales improves.
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>>107024859
>"Just buy a cheap card every two years, bro!"

Ever heard the "Sam Vimes 'Boots' Theory of Socio-Economic Unfairness", retard?
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>>107025170
nobody has any right to say ai cant be soulful when it can produce gold like that
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>>107025170
>It's bottomless
pure theatre
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>>107024859
>*Burns your house down*
LMAO. Anything past the 10XX line from NoVidya is a scam.
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>>107025279
hu ho looks like someones seething because they bought a "5070" @ 5090 price
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>>107020490
>my Obsidian is in there
Nice. That was the best set of threads on /g/ in a long while.
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>>107019499
this gives me life
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>>107024364
california has earthquakes
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>>107019964
Need explanation.
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>>107021305
I know you said schools that you have been in. But some schools used to have a class called "CIS" which stood for Computer Information Systems, which would teach people about how to use computers. But I think that's gone for some reason, like the expect everyone to already know how to use computers these days.
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>>107021555
If I had to guess, made by someone who knows the average new linux user doesn't know about ctrl + r
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>>107021679
Well those owned password files are about that big. That meme was finally relevant to me when I tried opening it in sublime text. Had to open it in some completely unrelated program to even see the file. Like 010 editor or something, I can't remember
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>>107025758
This anon put merged all 8 of his drives together in RAID 0, which just makes 8 drives act exactly as 1 big ass drive. If any of the drives in RAID 0 fails, all the data in RAID 0 completely gets corrupt. There's no way to replace that drive and get your data back as RAID 0 doesn't come with a way to restore the data missing on that singular drive.
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>>107019478
Pixel shading happens after geometry shading.
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>>107025944
But surely the data on the other drives is still safe, right?
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>>107025816
>1
>2
>3 4
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>>107025965
I might be dumb and not understand how this works, but I'm pretty sure you can't really recover the data on the rest of the RAID 0. Maybe there's a program for recovering/accessing data from RAIDs, but I assume he's lost all his data. If it were possible, he's still be missing a massive chunk from that section because it would have sliced the "index" file that has the location of all the data on the drives. Even then, a lot of the data's drive was probably split across in that one drive as well.
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>>107018967
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>>107025965
>>107026000
Like, keep in mind, it doesn't fill one drive down, then go over to the next. It fills across all drives equally

So if you have 8 drives like this
[ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]

And then you install a program, it'll fill it straight across the top (or bottom), filling the space evenly.

[_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [_] [ ] [ ]

Then let's say anon lost hard drive 4

[_] [_] [_] [X] [_] [_] [ ] [ ]

Then the VAST majority of all data or anything in the RAID 0 is pretty much assumed corrupt.

So it's not like JBOD merged into one or anything where if you install a program, it just fills one drive then goes to the next like this

[≡] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ]

So that's why this anon is completely fucked. Especially since he made no backups, it's assumed that this is his one computer with his OS and everything he's worked hard to download and save is gone. Hence why that RAID 0 meme is one of /g/'s biggest meme moments.
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>>107026099
KEK. So, even if he could use foresnsics to retrieve data on the good drivers, he'd still be fucked something like so?

#include <stdio.h>                          // Raid 0
// Raid 1
int main(void) // Raid 2
//{ // Raid 3 (fucked)
int i; // Raid 4
for(i=1; i<=100; ++i) // Raid 5
{ // Raid 6
if (i % 3 == 0) // Raid 7
printf("Fizz"); // Raid 0
if (i % 5 == 0) // Raid 1
printf("Buzz"); // Raid 2
// if ((i % 3 != 0) && (i % 5 != 0)) // Raid 3 (fucked)
printf("number=%d", i); // Raid 4
printf("\n"); // Raid 5
} // Raid 6
// Raid 7
return 0; // Raid 0
} // Raid 1

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>>107026144
This anon gets it
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>>107026144
Now to follow up, you may or may not be thinking, why RAID 0? It has pros and cons like everything else. Assuming none of the drives fail, it actually increases the speed by a significant figure since you have 8 drives seeking and writing data at the same time instead of just 1 drive. Out of all the RAIDs possible, it also offers you the most storage. But the reason for RAID 0 in general, is that you can actually mix and match RAIDs, assuming your hardware has support to do so (either motherboard or a dedicated RAID card).

For example, one of the common raid configurations can be RAID 1+0 or RAID 10 for "short".

RAID 1 mirrors all data from 1 drive to another drive. If one drive fails, you still can access data from your other drive. Merge that with a RAID 0, now you have 2 different sets of drives that are mirrored and doubled.

There's also my favorite RAID which is RAID 5, which is sort of like a RAID 0, but they put data redundancy on each and every drive so that way if one of the drives fail, you can put in a new drive and it'll rebuild the data. You could also merge this with RAID 0 if you wanted to, making RAID 50

Then there's RAID 6, sort of like RAID 5. except with double data redundancy. So you can lose 2 drives in the set. Offers even less storage.

Hell you could even do something like a RAID 51, where you have two sets of RAID 5 mirrored.

Like everything in life, all uses cases just depends on what you need them for. My server that had 8 hard drives in it was configured to a RAID 60, where the top 4 HDDs had RAID 6, and the bottom 4 HDDs had RAID 6, and they were merged together in RAID 0, which allowed for 2 of the top set and 2 of the bottom set to fail, but never 3 of either set. It offers up to 4 drive failures as long as neither set fails more than 2.

RAID 0 on it's own is very stupid, but doesn't mean it can't be done. It is fast. Just stupid.
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>>107025878
>owned password files
the what now?
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>>107026269
MAybe could be useful for seomthing where you need a lot of space and fast access and don't care about data loss, because you can recreate it cheaply? Maybe you can get it from somewhere else like a slower API in case of loss and you're just keeping a fast access mirror of it? Something like a "working memory" or "RAM", but as hard disk for some reason? Idk.
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>>107026321
I forgot where I found it, I think it was a pastebin that had a torrent download for "leaked_passwords_v1.txt" or something like that, maybe "pwned-passwords-update-1.txt". It was a massive, I can't remember... 1.8GB text file that had every account name, password, country of origin, that was leaked from everything including adobe heartbleed.

It was so massive and long that sublime text would crash entirely. Notepad wouldn't open it. Notepad++ wouldn't open it. VSCodium would lock up. But if you opened it in some program that was actually for hex editing if I recall, it would open it after 2 minutes and 32 seconds. And sure enough, had everyone's leaked passwords, including my own from heartbleed.
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>>107019251
topkek
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>>107026346
I have actually done this one time in the past. I made a RAID 0 of two hybrid HDDs back when SSD was coming out but was still ludicriously expensive. I used it as an adobe premiere/after effects scratch space.
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>>107026321
https://btdig.com/search?q=pwned_passwords&order=0
Wait, here they are. I guess they're up to 8 now.
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>>107026346
the most important feature of something like raid5, if supported by hardware and correctly set up, is that you can shoot one drive with a gun, replace it, and the system will "resilver" live with zero downtime and no data loss
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>>107026269
RAID 0 on its own is pretty good for shit that you need fast access to but can easily be replaced. I know a guy that does it for his vidya, he bought 20 120GB SSDs on clearance and has four set up as RAID 0 at a time. So far they've only shit the bed twice, and he just replaces the faulty drive, makes a new array, and reinstalls all games. The drives are decently fast on their own, but they perform about the same as a newer NVME when set up like that
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>>107025860
>he didnt get born with computer knowledge
ngmi
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>>107019242
>rig
>shuck
the internet was invented by rednecks
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>>107018967
gnome devs
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>>107018958
AI generated
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>>107026713
I'm curious, but does RAID make individual SSDs fail more often? Or do they individually fail less often because it's less data cross all drives?
I know as a RAID, overall, they have a higher chance of failure. But I was curious of RAID is worse for an individual SSD or not
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>>107025965
the data is striped, this means all but the smallest of files are actually located on all discs at the same time
like for a simplified example, say you have 4 discs, and the raid has a stripe width of 1MiB. if you store a 4MiB file on it, the first 1MiB will go to the first disc, the second to the second, and so on.
basically, if a drive dies, all files (not smaller than the stripe width, which is usually much smaller than 1MiB), will become riddled with gaps and therefore corrupted
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>>107024364
Older houses exist.
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>>107026144
basically, it's like if drive sectors we like this;
drive 1: AAAAA
drive 2: BBBBB
drive 3: CCCCC

then the virtual raid drive would be;
raid 1: ABCABCABCABCABC
and the filesystem is place on top of this. you can see if you remove A, B, or C, it will fuck everything up
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>>107028602
You mean RAID 0
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>>107028781
yea, i meant that as in "first raid" like how i wrote "drive 1"... but pointing that out i can see that was a bad choice
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>>107027664
not him, but no, raid alone doesn't make a drive more likely to fail on it's own. what increases is the risk of /any/ of them failing rather than making any one drive fail sooner.
think of it like an inverse gambling, where you win most of the time. if you play on one machine, you will lose with the frequency expected from one machine, while if you play on 8 machines at the same time, you're likely to get a loss quicker as now you have more chances to lose
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>>107019466
neutral here
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>>107027664
>>107029040
oh and that's a good point about less data, yea, a raid (0/10/5/6) of ssd's specifically would mean spreading the data across drives more evenly, so could be a form of wear-leveling as well. raid0 spreads out data fairly, so if he puts 50GB of data on his 120x4 raid0, then only 12.5GB is written to each ssd
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>>107019466
I'm the entire row at the bottom.
I store porn in a folder named Porn on a physical external My Book. Some of the porn I really like a the moment exists on my desktop.
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>>107027664
>>> chance_of_drive_failure = 0.01
>>> 1.0 - (1 - chance_of_drive_failure) ** 8
0.07725530557207994

The chance of failure compounds. They do not form a mighty faggot, but rather a chain as strong as its weakest link.
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>>107021726
>merely pretending
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>>107019408
thankfully we finally moved on from the fuckhuge bezels era
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>>107019260
10/10.
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>>107019359
I love this one. What book is it taken from?
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>>107020252
My sister teased me about my "temps" folder for years
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>>107024462
>itoddlers
If you need a $4k desktop with $400 wheelie feet maybe come off a few grand and have the office floor leveled.



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