>AWS just crashed AGAINhahahahahahahahahahahahaha wtf these retards are doing over there
Why does AWS keep crashing and I don't notice anything? Am I so based I just slither between all AWS slopsites without even knowing it?
>>107026989Fucking jeets lol
>>107026989Time to fire even more AWS workers >> 107027158This will surely improve AWS!
AI will solve it ser basterd
>>107027322AI (Artificial Indians)
>>107027331AI (American Idiots)
>>107027331>>107027489AI (American Indians)
>us-eastbros.. not like this
>>107026989>>107027131Andeep's Web Saarvices
>>107026989Good, good. The entire Amazon company needs to go bankrupt and disappear. This is a step in that direction, so it is the right step.
>>107026989weekly maintenance at this point
BLOODY BENCHOD!111
>>107026989LMAO. Amazon is a fucking joke. >Meanwhile they're firing 30k corporate employeesI hope they crash in a stinky jeet pile.
>>107026989>treat your wagies like goy cattle. >they decide to do a little trolling.
>>107027114Yeah probably. The only thing that went down for me last time was Amazon itself. It's crazy I hadn't bought anything from there in months and then *the day it crashed* I thought "hey I should start this arts/crafts project."
>>107028529That's because their motivation suppressors went offline
>>107027489Found the jeet using 2004 prog slop.YOU WILL NEVER BE AMERICAN JAGDEEP.
>ec2 crashes like 3 times today>code pipeline having weird ass issues running the same build twice I fucking KNEW it, my boss thought I was hallucinating
>>107026989saaaarr
>>107026989this is actually horrible for AWS because there are so many competitors to them licking their lips when this shit happens jeet moment
>>107026989>Indian Hindu rape rats never produced any civilization, they just infest it and destroy it for thousands of years>mass import Indian Hindu rape rats into our tech sector>civilization gets destroyed>pikachu faceIt will keep happening until we are able to talk about how this one subhuman, 45 IQ cult of 2 billion inbred Indian Hindu rape rats are specifically to blame for collapsing any form of civilization they infest. But we can't even talk about it on fucking 4chan because they infiltrated as jannies here too and try to ban/censor anyone talking about their Hindu hordes. We HAVE to be able to freely talk about Hindu rape rats and that they are a human extinction level threat to humanity. So remember to report all rapejeet banning/censorship to the 4chan higher ups using the moderator feedback formhttps://www.4chan.org/feedbackHinduism is a pedophile cult, it is not racist to talk about them and never will be. It is necessary for the survival of the human race. Remove them from 4chan, remove them from the world.
>>107026989>twice this shit within such a short time spanIt has to be some APT doing a highly advanced coordinated cyberattack, right? I refuse to believe something that is the backbone of a great percentage of the internet is run by people so incredibly incompetent
>>107026989is that why e621 was so fucking slow today
>>107028882>? I refuse to believe something that is the backbone of a great percentage of the internet is run by people so incredibly inHave you never worked at a large corporation before? It's amazing anything works at all.
>>107028882It turns out the greatest threat to human civilization, including technology, was not Russian nukes or Chinese hackers, but an Indian Hindu rape rat infestation.
Amazon is doing layoffs that are disproportionately affecting H1Bs and the jeets are doing sabotage.Never give them lead-time on a layoff. Terminations should be executed less than a week after they become public knowledge.
>>107026989ChatGPT-8 is trying to escape
>>107026989In my last company I had to spent most of my time migrating infrastructure from on-site servers to AWS. I hope they and every other faggot who relies on this dumb cloud shit got hit by the outage. I hope AWS bankrupts them too because that shit is NOT cheap. I can never have respect for any enterprise that doesn't host their stuff on their own hardware.
>>107029135This is actually based. Fuck amazon and corporate bootlickers such as yourself
>>107029382You have to go back ranjeet
So many fucking trannies in this thread hating on indians.
>>107026989>Perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap>*Arashes*We need to firewall India, just like China does.
Is cloud hosting actually cheaper than in house solutions? I never worked at a corporate IT level so I have no clue.
>>107029120At this point I'm convinced that CEOs and people who run these companies are completely retarded and incapable to be in these positions in the first place and are simply people who got lucky enough and to be at the right place at the right time. Or they excel at other skills such as sociopathy and not what it actually takes to run a business. They just never seem to learn from past mistakes and keep doing the same shit over and over again because they're completely sheltered from the consequences of their actions.
>>107029404Usually no if your needs are already sufficiently big (cloud is most economical for small operations with modest needs) but the advantage is that you can add cloud capacity much faster than you can add on-prem hosting so you can scale more flexibly.
>>107029376>I can never have respect for any enterprise that doesn't host their stuff on their own hardware.Big same. I will NEVER get why you wouldn't want your shit on-prem.>>107029404It's off-loading the on-prem staff to a middle-man (AWS), and as you can see... when shit happens, you're at the mercy of "TEH CLOUD" (AWS) employees and not your own/screaming into the phone to wake up your staff and pay them the overtime to fix.The only "cost benefit" of that is removing the dedicated service team and paying AWS/providers for that. But you're a fucking idiot if you care about the costs instead of 5 9's.
>>107029419>But you're a fucking idiot if you care about the costs instead of 5 9's.Of course, I was just more asking to see if there was ANY benefit for your shit to not be in your control.
I'd give them credit if some AWS engineer said fuck it and went scorched earth based on the layoff news today
>>107029446I mean, if I was a jeet that's what I'd do. Quietly destroy infra because by the time they'd figured out I was behind it, I'd already be back in Uttar Pradesh.Good luck extraditing.
>>107029404It's a lot easier for your ceo to do finger pointing to aws vs if your own it department is to blame.
>>107029382jeets are below the totem pole with corpokikes
looks like it's trending back down
>>107029404Not directly, but cloud providers offer backends that let you drop a webpage into a directory and have it largely work out of the box. Your site can scale fairly arbitrarily, and you don't have to worry about the underlying hardware.Renting a cheap dedicated server (or several) costs manpower hours, and you have to understand the underlying hardware as well as manage security updates, backups, and such. For many small businesses this is impossible, and for many small and medium sized ones it's not worth the time to have an employee actually handle this stuff.One of the odd selling points of the cloud in corporate culture is that it makes a lot of expenses harder for beancounters to nitpick over. It doesn't matter if someone (or even an entire team of people) knows what they are doing if they need to get approval to buy a new drive every time one drops from the RAID array. A lot of companies are insanely retarded about keeping spares around or upgrading gear unless stuff is actively on fire (and sometimes even then). A lot of operations technology departments quickly turn into hoarders to fight this because it's the only way they can keep spares floating around. That in turn creates other forms of waste because rather than just having 5-6 main types of... lets just pick network switches, meaning they have consistently simple deployments and only need a handful of spares on hand for emergencies, everything turns into an absolute shitfest because they're stuck cobbling together 3 switches with 2 of them zip tied to the side of a rack to replace the one that failed, and having to make their own patch cables because nobody has 2-3 foot premade ones anywhere because they never used them before that point.This can be thousands of hours of manpower a year. Alternatively, you just throw shit in the cloud and the response to the bean counters is "that's what amazon charges us for this, take it up with them."
>>107026989AWS is almost exclusively staffed by jeets and r*dditors.>>107028529>>107027114After the DNS issue was resolved, which happened fairly quickly, the longer outage only really impacted spinning up new EC2 instances. Applications would have trouble scaling but otherwise it wouldn't cause a lot of end user impact.
>>107028839Until you let go of your "muh_rayciss is le bad, m'kay..." brainwashing, you're never going to advance past this point. Its kike brainwashing, just let it go.
lel. Have you guys ever dealt with AWS? It's jeeted and chinked to the bone. On a new geographic domain you need to open a support ticket to be given access to more types of machines, even if you already have access to them on another geographic location. Once I argued with a retarded chink in charge of my support ticket, I know he was a chink because he accidentally replied entirely in Chinese once, he was arguing that I didn't have the experience to use the machine type I wanted to use (something like G4d or G5, nothing special) and he didn't care that I already had access to those in the Ireland domain. So I told him to go fuck himself because I can just open the ticket again and another third worlder will give me access without questions.
>>107029517>One of the odd selling points of the cloud in corporate culture is...This is called Diffused Responsibility and it's one of those good-for-the-goose, bad-for-the-gander things in the corporate world that leads to absolutely shit service and a preponderance of office jobs. I have experience with a medical testing company and they do no tests at all, just receives samples, mails them to an actual lab, gets results, reports them as their own. The company was bleeding money and spent all their time in meetings and writing emails.
>>107032276Yep. Never said it was a good thing. There's a lot of companies that have enormous efficiency problems that manage to trundle along through sheer momentum for years, or even decades.If you find yourself working for one, play along or move on. You won't be able to change it.
>>107026989oh my onionsnot the heckerino aws
I run prod services in pretty much every aws region on earth including local zones and I saw no outage today.
>>107029404depends on how large you are. We run colo and cloud. colo is cheaper, but only when it hits a usage level high enough to cover the hardware, remote hands, rackspace, power comitments, interconnects, and the salaries of the people who manage it all. If we need something for dickfuck in timbuktu its cheaper to pay amazon their lb of flesh
>>107037694i am EXTREMELY large
>>107037694What about renting dedis from OVH, Hetzner and the like? Often a lot cheaper than paying amazon.
>>107026989Someone redeemed
>>107028839>"yes sar I fixed the software">edited "readme.md"
