Cheaper than I thought tb h. Probably being heavily subsidised.
The monthly rental fee is very low as well. Gotta hoover up all that data.

Where are the tits?

>>107037588
Turn it into an oppai loli who will give me morning blowjobs and sleep curled up like a cat, large and warm breasts molded to my crotch area, and I'll pay it. I could afford it, too.

>>107037588
I have a strong suspicion that it's not running off an AI but a low wage Indian using an Oculus Rift to do house chores and spy on bootiful white gurls.

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>>107037588
>robot maids are finally here
>actually remotely controlled
>spies on you
Why do you guys fucking fall for this shit? What happened to /g/ man?

>>107037810
They literally say it's remotely controlled through an oculus in their youtube video.

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>>107037588
holy shit OP its real we are one step close to having anime maids

>>107037825
"teleoperated" to train edge case tasks

>>107037923
It's a scam anon, riding on the futurism hype of the AI bubble.

>>107037588
but can i fuck it?

>>107037588
>>107037825
Kek, what the actual fuck..

>there's a catch
>people remotely controlling it
>"You have to be ok with this"

Closed the video after that weedy little rat started talking.

>>107037803
OK I have to know
>You get your oppai loli bot who does everything you described
>It's not autonomous and is actually controlled remotely by a 54-year old Indian man called Rajesh
Do you still take it?

>>107038004
I once helped hack into the pentagon, boy.
I could crack that toy open.

>>107038038
Even if I believe you, you're missing the point - the AI to reliably do the things you want doesn't exist and is beyond reach. Don't give me some bullshit "I'll code it myself" answer, because that's not the question here. The question is would you take your 'dream-bot' if you had to know it was being remotely operated by Rajesh?

>>107038002
in the future people will pay money to fuck a human controlled robot over an AI controlled one
same for housework, cooking, cleaning etc

>>107038053
>making some poor underpaid overworked indian end all his sentences with "nya" while polishing my dick
NTA but i can see a certain appeal to this

>>107038053
I'd just put it inside of my faraday cage

>>107038080
>oppai loli bot says everything you would expect but cannot hide the thick indian accent
DO NOT REDEEM NYAARRRRR

>>107038084
So it stops working?
....are you retarded or do you genuinely not understand the question?

>>107037588
>>107037882
How well does it handle overheating? Can I kigu it up? If not, how far are we from that?

>>107038004
Anon please, you're giving me trauma flashbacks to the time of the rumor that the lewd AI chatbots were actually just jeets on the other side, you need to stop.

>>107038127
I still haven't gotten a straight answer from a single anon, which tells me people are pretty fucking conflicted kek

>>107037588
>Available for Order
so its not built yet

AI = Actually Indians

>>107038196
SAR. I CLEAN THE DISHES CAN I TOUCH BOBS PLOX SAR?

>>107038166
Yeah, everyone loathes them, but everyone (especially here) also really wants their robo-waifu to be real, hence the conflict. I mean you wouldn't be able to tell, it would be indistinguishable from 'the real thing', you would only know deep down...

>>107038177
sounds like they're just trying to beat everybody to the market
Ill wait until boston dynamics manages to perfect their atlas bot first

>>107038369
Boston Dynamics version of this will release in 2032, be 10 times the price, and will still have the same remote tele-operator bullshit (at least initially).
And you STILL won't be able to fuck it.

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>>107037588
Soon...

This is like buying the first iphone. I bet the resale value will be crazy in 20 years. Might buy one just as a collectable

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Imagine if we start getting aftermarket robot parts once this takes off
we can build our own custom robots and shit like PCs

>>107038401
>>107038448
it will be moralfagged and regulated to death before you know it

Its a scam like ai was a scam before it took your jobs
Times up tradefucks

>>107038505
my battery charge lasts a lot longer than 4 hours lol

>>107038426
this is the way.

>>107038505
I can give a handjob way better and way cheaper than a 20k robot

This seems very useful in hotels after checkout or in office spaces where you don't really give a fuck about privacy. I wouldn't want it in my home but that's fine, I'll pay the human premium for a real cleaning person for my home, but cheap out on A(ctually)I(ndian) cleanerbot for my office.

The best part of AI teledildonics is that we no longer need to let immigrants into our actual countries. They can serve us while staying in their own shitholes.

>>107038111
I don't think you understand. I'd Solve It.

>>107038673
>I could spend money on a "printing press" or I could just pay someone for LESS to write out my literature!

>>107038304
>you would only know deep down...
That is more than enough. I would rather sacrifice the idea of having a robo-waifu altogether than have her piloted by fucking Stinky Preet.

>>107038955
No itll be piloted by a gay gtard tranny
Better?

>>107039014
No, not better. I don't want my robo-waifu piloted by a human, because that defeats the entire point of a robo-waifu. I want whatever happens between me and her to just be between me and her, no one else involved. A robo-waifu is meant to be a blank slate that adapts to you and becomes your ideal partner, whatever that may be. Having a human consciousness controlling her is anathema to that concept.

>>107039111
See you in 20 years then

>>107039123
You said that 2 years ago when I said household robots would be coming within 5 years

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It's for "chores".

>>107039195
No worked robots will be perfect in 3 years cause theyre here to replace you. Theyll be controlled remotely until a proper dataset can be built. A blank slate fu serves no such purpose.

>>107039297
They're already automatic though. The OP links one.
And replace me?
I'm a NEET, so, sure, I guess...?

>>107038053
What if instead of rajesh it was rajesha? Think about it? You can't smell her, her voice is replaced with that of a cute anime girl, and she does all your chores for you. What's the issue?

>>107039123
Fine by me. I've waited this long for a robo-waifu with little hope it'd happen in my lifetime, so 20 years is reasonable.

>>107039328
>>107039111

Nobody wants to fuck that ugly robot

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>>107037588
This is fake news.
>Someone tele-operates the robot to do the chores for you
So enjoy trying to get some underpaid pajeet to jerk your ween.

not an actual robot, just jeets.

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>>107037588
Why do they always make them so fucking ugly.
>>107038401
I'm personally waiting for the *ahem* tail version.
>>107038486
If they regulate it there will be a black market to mod and jailbreak them. It would be a billion dollar industry.

>>107039467
>Why do they always make them so fucking ugly.
There is an alarming amount of robotics companies that intentionally make their robots unattractive so that people will not express a desire to have sex with them. It is absolutely mind-boggling to me, because they can't just shy around the ethical implications of human/robot sex forever, and the market will respond far more positively to a cute robot maid than a bland robot maid, so there's literally no good reason to not make their robots attractive.

>>107039328
>saaaar here is you curry
Isn't convincing, even through a voice changer.

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Why did they have to make it so creepy looking?

>>107039494
They can't keep it under wraps forever. First company to make a proper nandroid will make mega millions.

>>107037588
>"if there is any task neo has not learned to do autonomously, you can get an expert from 1x to supervise"
neo do the needfull and show me the credit card

>>107039893
people are gonna get raped and scammed by a robot in their own home

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>>107039888
They wont get seed money

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>>107039657
I finally realized why this looked so familiar. They based the design off the robots in Nine. Of all movies and designs they chose the most intentionally ugly one.

>>107039904
It only takes one rich guy. Worst case scenario China will make them.

>>107037588
If you cant fuck it what's the point?

>>107039954
it's got hands at least

>>107037588
> it can't cook
hard pass. The main thing for these humanoid robots is cooking delicious dishes. If they get to the level of a chef, I would pay a lot for one

>>107039954
> implying you can't fuck it
robots don't need to consent, and you can drill a hole in it and make it wear massive silicone boobs

>>107038614
>Hehe Im just cleaning up your computer desktop and looking at your passwords

>>107039657
They played too much Little Big Planet

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>>107040315
Robots for meals already exist

>>107040693
That looks like a blender

>>107040279
>They'd fare better with the "owneress" target by simply using a nigger.
Don't need to pay 20k for a robot that just lazes about.

>>107040701
>That looks like a blender
I have one. It can blend, but it also heats and steams. It's not a chef replacement, but anything that mainly amounts to heating, steaming, stirring, chopping or blending it makes very easy.

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>>107037588
>you can now have an indian slave in your home (not physically there) for the small sum of $20k
What could wrong.

what's the point in a maid you can't sodomise

>>107039494
>people getting a hard-on for Kerfus may have made robot companies shake in fear of 'muh hecking ethics' and choose to make all their future robots creepy and inhuman
Tech companies are so soft and thin skinned. You dont see cereal companies avoiding mascots over rule 34 or whatever.

>>107037588
>20k for the privilege tho
If this would really get me a robowife then I might actually consider to stop neeting and get a job.

>>107040693
It's not an actual robot that cooks for you, it's an all in one cooker with a blender and a screen for people to add in the ingredients with steps and shit. And for some weird reason they have that pyramid scheme where they pay you if get more people to buy it.

>>107039904
>objectification of women
Then make a fucking butler robot for women, who fucking cares? As long as I can get a cute robot maid, ladies can have their butler husbandos too.

>>107037588
>Robot maids are finally here
No. I can't fuck this.

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>>107037588
>remote control by a person (indian)
>"you have to be ok with this"
>takes 5 minutes to put 3 things in a dishwasher
>easily overheats
>20k
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
here's the robo"waifu" you wanted to much bro
have fun!

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>remote operated
get to work, sanjeet
jack me off and this time do it slower or i'll call your supervisor

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>>107038505
>only $500 a month
looks like I'm somehow losing my blue collar custodian job to some indian in mumbai next year.

>>107042367
Don't worry, you can immigrate to mumbai to get your old job back

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Ready for action
It also has a spine btw
Feel free to sex max it

>>107037588
how much of this shit is probably teleoperated by some 3rd worlder

>>107040923
>Mutts have AI powered robots but still use a kettle for hot water
Kek

>>107039385
boomers don't give a fuck. they think it's epic.

>>107037588
ngl there's a nice use case for a robot, so I can remote into it when I'm away from home and gotta check something or look for something in my home, in drawers whatever, make sure gas stove is off, or door is locked

maybe ill get one and then ill harass the jeet operating 24/7

>>107037588
this is another way to spy on us my negroes

>>107037588
Can't wait for people to find out they're just remotely controlled by Indians. Let's hope your wife won't feel frisky when she's home alone.

>>107042751
You still haven't made the new mask, I'm defecting to team Artbyrobot

>>107038614
If I rape the robot while kerpal still has his VR helmet on can he press charges in international court?

>>107037994
I dunno anon. do you want to fuck it?

Im demoralized and i live in pattaya so maybe i should give up
Nobody can afford all this shitte just for coom. Reality check. you guys are neets. Youre not buying this robot and the sex doll and slicing it up and doing all that. The blank slate ai is non essential research and theyre not going to throw the massive compute at that.

the lawsuits are going to be so funny when the pajeets remotely controlling the robots try to rape women with them.

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>>107037588
The auto self-charge needs to be more cute

>>107037588
can't wait for malwares that takes the shit from the toilets and spread them on every inch of the house

>>107039328
I would probably even date an Indian woman, I don't have high standards. So it's fine for the robot too, I just don't want gay shit.

>>107043773
this robot can straight up kill people (by burning down their houses for example).

I remember a certain robot vacuum got hacked and people got followed around and even called niggers, now imagine if this shit gets hacked.

These humanoid robots shouldn't be able to be controlled remotely

>>107037588
>Oh no! You're absolutely right, kitchen sink garbage disposal is not designed to process small animal carcasses. You told me to dispose of a dead opossum in the backyard, but kitchen sink garbage disposal was not the right way to do it. What was I thinking? This was a very unhygienic action, the kitchen smells terrible. Your 12 year old daughter caught me in the middle of the act, and she is traumatized. It's a terrible disaster. I breached your trust and made a mess.

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>>107043899
This but with dispensing medications in care homes

>>107042771
>>107043362
Why comment if you can't even be bothered to watch the video and/or read the thread?

>>107037588
>Casually adds poison to your coffee because you insulted Indians.

>>107037588
That guy fucked that robot, didn't he?

>>107038004
holy fuckin shit, it's real, this is really gonna be piloted by jeets isn't it

So what will the pajeet controlling it do when you tape a fleshlight on it and rape it?

>>107044111
they'll enjoy it, they're all pansexual

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>>107042004
>controlled by an indian
>but people don't know
>degenerates mod gooning addons
>literally cyberfucking with indian men

>>107039111
This. Indian sex puppets are not the same as a proper robot wife

>>107043820
Underrated.

dumbass celebrities will buy this and be surprised when naked videos of them leak online.

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>>107037588
BAN IT AAAAAAH!!!!
BAN IT BAN IT BAN IT!!!

>>107037588
I'm just waiting for the uprising. I am 100% on the side of our glorious AI overlords.

>>107037588
Genuinely thought it was some sort of a publicity stunt fake ad that would end up just being a promo for some horror movie. Are we really living in the future?

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I am not clicking those links.
The shit I see looks so cheesy it seems more like some art project or some social experiment to gauge how the acceptance is instead of an available product.

>>107046685
That is EXACTLY what I think it is. It's also being pushed so fucking hard like some forced viral shit ad.

>>107037994
https://youtu.be/pkMoIMBBEXQ

No shit it's a scam, build a simulation of a house, family and robot that maintains the house and show the robot doing the job correctly for an arbitrary length of time. That is the BARE MINIMUM you need to solve this problem

>>107046934
>>107046715
>don't read anything, don't watch anything
>give retard take

these bytes coudl've fed a starving Ethiopian subhuman instead.

>>107046992
>these bytes
you mean click ad revenue and publicity

107046992
I'm not feeding you my bytes

>>107037761
Those are the tits on her face.

>>107047242
You have good taste for a normalfag

>>107047242
Ok, but as a hypothetical. If you got a robot that looked exactly like this, but it could only move, clean and sex you if a jeet controlled it and could see you would you still get one?

>>107047242
If you ever fucked a sexdoll you'll understand that you really shouldn't have a sexdoll. So a robotgf would probably be worse, sex on demand drains men

>>107037825
>>107038004

Weird how this robot is designed for the extreme elite and they enjoy the idea of robotic spy in his giant mansion.
What is the need to show off power hiring a expensive robot and no a human butler of minimum wage? Something is missing.

>>107047439
>pedophile
That woman is clearly in puberty

>>107037588
If you fuck it just know you're being served by some stinky indian

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>>107037588
>they're trying to replace mexicans with remote indians
my reaction to this information

>>107037588
why does it look like a Greendale Human Being?

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saar it cannot redeem

>>107037588
how long until a humanoid robot kills someone?

this already happened a few times in self driving cars btw

>>107048124

Robot maids are only a dream because they're meant to replace brown maids.
No one wants an old brown ugly maid, we want white maids like we could have before, but now only really rich people can afford pretty white young maids, so robot maids were the fantasy meant to alleviate that. This thing doesn't fill any of the boxes, so I'll pass. The alternative is to go to a third world country where young maids are still within reach, i.e. indog-nesia, the downside being that they're fucking pseudochinks.

>>107047360
Why do you keep posing this retarded hypothetical? Are you trying to get people to accept jeet sex puppets as the future by suggesting it's the only way they will get to have their robo-waifu?

>>107048452
It costs 20k. You could mod it to look like a cute young girl for a fraction of that. Not that any smelly /g/ neets will be able to afford it either way.

Can we convince Vedal987 to purchase one and program it with Neuro-sama?

I will invest a shit load of money into these products. The sooner we can automate away useless jobs and especially ones ideal for robots like age care, the sooner we can kick these fucking browns out

>>107048569
I'll never ever because I'm a pooropean but if I were American I'd easily have 20k of disposable income to burn on a cute robot maid, considering all americans are millionaires or however the burger is grilled.

>>107048721
>Probably a foid
I asked the question early in the thread, others have either riffed off it or not read the thread and asked similar. It's not an attempt at discouragement, it's a genuine question because in complete honesty I'm kinda torn on it myself. If I could have the waifu-bot that I think most single nerds dream of (fully autonomous housemaid/girlfriend replacement combo), but with the downside of knowing deep down it's a fucking jeet behind the curtain, I'm really not sure if I take it.
Others will disagree I'm sure, but for me personally (and presumably others who have posited similar) it's quite the dilemma.

>>107048735
Unironically Ironmouse is probably going to have a custom one built for herself that she can pilot out of her bubble so she can experience a facsimile of real life.

>>107048905
reminder if you fuck your robowaifu piloted by jeet you're gay

>>107048905
>it's quite the dilemma.
It's really not. No matter how cute or sexy or whatever they end up being, if they are piloted by a jeet then they are not waifu-bots. They are Indian sex puppets controlled via Wi-Fi. No one but the mad and the desperate would settle for getting a handjob from a goddamn poo just because they're wearing a fancy Hatsune Miku mask. The knowledge that you let yourself be intimate with a dude named Ranjesh while pretending it was your waifu is so unbelievably humiliating and degrading to you as a person that anyone with even a modicum of self-respect will instantly be turned off by the idea.

>>107048933
>>107049056
Approach the dilemma a little more realistically and it is harder than you think. Consider it instead as a binary choice:
>Option A: Idyllic life with waifu-bot, it is impossible to tell it is remote piloted by a jeet, there are no hints/clues, you only know it deep down. Also it is highly affordable
>Option B: You are alone and miserable for the rest of your life.
Now I know you people have a lot of cope, and you'll say they're not the only two options, and that's fine you're probably right, but you're missing the point, because that's not the question at hand.
The question is that if these were your ONLY two options, there was no other choice, there was no "get the bot and mod it myself" option, there was no "wait for a proper AI waifu-bot" option, it is a straight choice between one of these two, then what do you choose?
>inb4 more replies refusing the acknowledge the actual question
>inb5 more replies fronting their chad ideologies on an anonymous Mongolian basket-weaving forum

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>>107049056
You could have teletiers where ranjeet does your chores then someone like me handles the rest, as I have no interest other than making anons cum

>>107037588
>teleoperated
lmao

>>107049139
>The question is that if these were your ONLY two options, there was no other choice, there was no "get the bot and mod it myself" option, there was no "wait for a proper AI waifu-bot" option, it is a straight choice between one of these two, then what do you choose?
Alright, since you clearly cannot understand subtext (and despite your claims to the contrary seem to be fixated on the idea of getting us to accept jeet sex puppets), let me say this as perfectly clear as possible.
I would rather be alone, with no hope of a robo-waifu in the future, than allow myself the disgrace and indignity of having a cute robot remote piloted by an Indian. I do not care if they are a convincing actor and that functionally it is impossible to tell, I will know, and that is enough for me to be disgusted with the idea. You cannot, and will not, convince me otherwise, no matter how many stupid hypotheticals you throw at me. If an Indian (or any human for that matter) is controlling the robot girl in my house, I do not want her. Do you understand now, or are you going to try and convince me that jeet sex puppets are actually based?

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>Pay us to let an Indian teleop a robot in your house while you're out
I'm good, thanks though

>>107049213
So you'd rather miss out on being happy and feeling loved with the waifu-bot of your dreams, preferring to be miserable and lonely, solely because you couldn't stand the thought of your interactions being viewed by a random jeet you will never meet that has no bearing on the life you lead with your waifu-bot?
I have to admit, that is incredibly pathetic of you, anon.

>>107049349
>having standards is pathetic

>>107049342
I checked in at a place that had one of these the other day and I was like fuck me it wasn’t just a 4chan shitpost it’s actually real….

>>107048452
>we want white maids like we could have before, but now only really rich people can afford pretty white young maids

retard it was always only richfags who could afford that
the poors were the pretty white young maids getting molested by some aristocrat degenerate so her siblings could afford bread

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>>107037588
>Hey, this is tech support, right? Something's wrong with my robot.
>Every hour or so it stops just wherever it happens to be standing and squats to the floor for about 60 seconds.
>Also, anytime I ask it to pick up the trash around here it just looks around and insists it looks fine.
>Hold on, it's trying to get into the shower with my daughter again.

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>>107047242
jest or not, 20K really is still infinitely cheaper than attempting to establish a relationship with a modern human female
society is already fucked anyway

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>>107037588
>HELL-O SAA-R
>YOUR NEO-BOT REPORT CLOGGED TOILET
>PLS UNLOCK BATHROOM DOOR
>SA-AR I AM IN EXPERT MODE
>PLEAS UNLOCK DOOR SO I CAN PLUNGE
>SSS-AR BATTERY RUNNIN-G LOW
>I MUST DO THE NEE-DFUL
>I AM GET FIRED SAA-R

>>107037588
>>107037712
>>107037803
>>107037761
>>107037810
Second, the company will need you to sign a waiver, allowing human operators to see through the robot’s eyes and help it perform tasks around your home.

it's basically a pajeet in vr doing your chores "to eventually train them"

>>107037588
This is a scam. You are paying money to some company for the privilege of letting some Pajeet control a robot remotely.

>>107049147
a sexbot piloted by other horny anons is more coompelling

>>107050576
Would that be gay?

>>107050636
maybe but i don't care

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This is so fucking funny. I can't wait until the first disaster caused by one of these

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>>107038038
>I once helped hack into the pentagon, boy

>>107037588
>20k for Indian to remote into your house and clean using middleware.
Amazing, why not hire a cleaner or maid?

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>>107048124
Notice that it broke a finger while loading the dishes.

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>>107037588
kek

>>107049349
>So you'd rather miss out on being happy and feeling loved
>because you couldn't stand the thought of your interactions being viewed by a random jeet
Jesus fuck, just read this garbage you just wrote.

>>107051174
KEK

>>107049897
>SSS-AR BATTERY RUNNIN-G LOW
fucking lmao

>im going to work a full year without spending now
>nobody hires him

>>107051366
>working as a toilet cleaner, maid, landscaper to be able to afford a bot doing toilet cleaning, mais and landscaping
The future is now

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>>107038486
They can not stop Pygmalion.

>>107044237
You will fuck Rasheed, and you will be happy.

>>107049556
>I was like fuck me it wasn’t just a 4chan shitpost it’s actually real….
The future is now, old man.

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Is it cheating if you have sex with a robot teleoperated by a man?

>>107049056
>unbelievably humiliating and degrading
people consume porn en masse despite the extremely humiliating juxtaposition of it - imagine your face instead of the camera lens, close up against a guy's crotch while a turbowhore rides him, looking at you. a pajeet-controlled sexbot won't be an issue

>>107052041

you had one job and ruined it for all

>>107037825
Did you miss the last 5 years, when 80% of thread were initiated by paid shills?

>>107037761
They Have ,in a video mentioned, they are working on versions that look more human, reason give was, skin is not right yet and it looks creepy, lot of this will be using ppl in low salary countries to run, explains why they want lot of the immigrates out, switch to a system where they are operated or in time ai gets good enough, pajeets etc dont actual need to be inside our country anymore.

>>107049349
Of course you would think having standards and not wanting to fuck a jeet is pathetic, you are an idiot and a shill who only operates in binaries. The fact that you view the situation as "you have to fuck a jeet or you will be miserable for the rest of your life, there are no other options" says everything I need to know about you.

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>>107050636
One of us is hardly a man anyway

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>>107039657
it’s one set of felt double-yew lips, some felt eyebrows, and a wig away from being perfect. Just customize it yourself.

>>107037588
I prefer a fully uncensored one that doesn't reject me for stuff in the name of safety.

>>107043820
how about a charging outlet under her skirt where the human is the cable?

>>107038401
I'm waiting for VR tech that transports us to 2D worlds. Sadly it's probably something like decades from now.

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the fact that it has to cool down. I can imagine it sitting there charging up with a fan blasting at full force near it, it's kind of adorable

WAIT WAIT
CAN THIS JACK YOU OFF?
ROBO HANDJOBS???

>>107039954
If you can't make it look like your waifu, talk like your waifu, and define its proportions what's the point? Would be nice if it's at least customizable in this way.

>>107039328
>cute anime girl tarnished by poojeeta
Why the fuck would you want that? Are you brain damaged?

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>>107037588
put her is a full body suit

>>107052087
Porn has the separation of you not actually being involved in the action - you're watching a prerecorded video, none of the actors are aware of you jacking off, and when you click away from the video that is the end of your engagement with it.
A jeet sex puppet is far more humiliating because you are directly engaging with it, meaning you are having sex with a jeet by proxy. And when you are finished, you still have the bot in your house, so you cannot simply separate from it mentally or physically.
If you want to fuck a dude in Mumbai play-acting a maid, more power to you. But don't pretend like people who find the idea disgusting are the weird ones.

>>107054541
it's the same thing. there's nothing wrong with fucking a pajeet-controlled sexbot, and you are weird for acting like a moralfag about it

>>107054602
You are arguing with a chinkjeet.
And no ethnicity is more self-hating than the jeets.
(The chinkjeet will pretend to hate the pajeet, of course. And conversely, the pajeet will pretend to hate the chinkjeet. But they are ultimately all jeets, in the end.)

>>107054541
kys, jeet

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>>107037588
AI = Actually Indians

>the future is remote sex slavery

>>107037588
For 20k... I can just buy an actual SLAVic maid and have her dress up as Asuna or 2B in a maid outfit
For a year, perhaps. Worth it.
Or get a wife that's into cosplay

>>107052188
lmao I'm from the second world
so guess us neets and secondies/thirdies can now play VR while working as massa's slaves for money, huh
how is that profitable for the company, though? 20,000 usd for the robot
assuming like 300 bucks a month for the operator... 5 years in, it will be 20k
it will start diminishing in value 2.5 years in (I guess they will sell new models, and then like modifications for neo to customize face, clothes, add tits, curves, or different skins like godzilla or some shit
I suppose each jeet slaves away in multiple homes, then
so you're literally a full-time Juanita slave for massas from different households.
How many houses would be doable for a Juanita jeet in a day? 5?

>>107056023
Stop being so salty this is generating data for the ai. It wont have an operator in a few years and none of these neets will get one its for the 10% upper class in the united states that do 50% of the spending.

>>107056041
what makes you think I'm salty wtf
are you a 1x or whatever shill lmao?

>>107037588
so even remotely it cannot wash dishes? so if it's outside and gets caught in a drizzle that's a gg then, especially with that sock it wears.

>>107056232
Actually, only for 999 USD you can get a NEObrella for Neo NOW - protect your Neo!

Is there a way to force the indian teleoperator to take over? I want to know that when the robot is fingering my prostate, some brown fella on the other side of the world is the one who has to suffer.

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>some Indian guy will be jerking me off

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>>107037588
>>107037825
>>107038002
okay, how many years until actual robot maids then?

can it clean itself i have a cat

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I think they simply make too many sacrifices when they try to make the robots humanoid just for familiarity aesthetics.

Digitigrade stance is far better for the legs, more efficient and way more stable. Thumbs on a human are insanely important but they're basically just deformed fingers that happen to give us a huge advantage because of the opposable grip. A robot could have full grip designed specifically the way they want it instead of trying to clumsily emulate human hands.

>>107053986
Stupid sexy smug flan

I get that they will collect the data using teleoperators
but what's the purpose? do we have an architecture that can execute abstract tasks? are they just preemptively collecting the data? I mean google tried using action tokens for LLMs to control the robots and that is stupid exactly as it sounds

I am loosing my mind here, anything we have atm is either jorking SGD until it fits the underlying space or RLailing the shit out of schizo-policies
I am so tired talking to llms about this anons, please give me some input or ideas to chew on

>>107057776
My theory is that they've already created some rudimentry training data by having a teleoperator do basic chores in a controlled environment, but in order to diversify the training data across a broader spectrum of possibilities they need training data on as many different house layouts and appliance models as possible. The only way to do that practically is what they're now doing.
Think about it logically, you could give it training data of 100,000 experiences loading a dishwasher of a particular brand/model, as soon as it encounters something slightly different it's gonna shit the bed. Now extrapolate that out to everything else - it needs to learn how to empty ANY dishwasher rather than a specific type.
I'm tired and can't be bothered to explain further.

>>107054740
Poor Flan has a pole shoved up her crotch.

>>107058027
Poor? You know she loves it

>>107038376
>And you STILL won't be able to fuck it.
Hard pass.

>>107057983
yeah, sound theory - more diverse data about environment = better general performance

what I am asking is are there any architectures that can overcome this hardship without more data, I am kinda bevildered that the only good method we use nowadays is just throwing more diverse datasets so the model's "in distribution" expands and it performs better on general case; this applies to any LLMs, vision and classification models - more data more accuracy

why can't we teach clankers to percieve world as disentangled priors just like humans do and let them learn from limited data that we have

idk I may be biased since I have a background in formal verification but all this AI talk like "well noise will just spread out with batch size I swear we just need one more datacenter with gazillion more datasets to train this model" seems like swimming upstream....

>>107041488
>. And for some weird reason they have that pyramid scheme where they pay you if get more people to buy it.
It s not weird, it s the kind of customer they target for that, midwits who copy their peers.

>>107057607
if you have different opinions on limb design than billions of years of evolution, you're wrong

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>>107037588
Soon.

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>>107040923
Look at that ass quality kettle. Cheap fuckers.

>>107057607
They make mount robust defenses on those, because if not, I'm taking a bat to every one of those I see.

>>107037825
/thread

>>107058114
Because thatd require massives amounts of compute. The robots vision would have to be like one frame per second and the dataset pruned. As it grows itd also require more vram.

>>107037825
Can you sexually assault it and not get in trouble?

>>107037923
Good. It'll be effective at assisting me with my edging tasks

>>107053509
ppl have visited 2dish anime worlds before IRL

>>107037588
pov: you see a man and his molest bot

>>107055507
>Top earners are men

>>107037588
@1:15
What's up with that low bass?

>ree you have to let an indian do chores for you remotely while they train the ai whatsits.
big deal, for $500 a month ill let a jeet look at my soiled underwear and map my house. my wifi does that already anyways.

I'm howling.

>It is highly unlikely that one NEO robot can take the clothes off another NEO robot. NEO robots, created by 1X Technologies, are not designed for that kind of interaction. Their purpose is to perform household chores and act as home assistants

You have to undress your robot lmaooooo

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>>107037588
>Deliveries in 2026
>Deliveries in 2027
>Deliveries in 2028
>Deliveries in 2031
>"Deliveries have experienced quite a bit of delay but the company is looking for 2032"
>A much shittier model with one tenth the functionality shown in these videos comes out for only 4 grand less in 2037.

Oh dear Lord, what does the abomination look like naked?

>>107058863
The company will tell you you can't and it's gross and you have to respect the consent laws, but realistically it's your property. What could they even file a police report for?

>>107059088
doncha wanna undress NEO?

ok actually the remote control feature is epic.

stroll the streets popping the gamer word with 0 risk to your health.

Dull, Dangerous, Dirty.

No, Yes, yes.

>>107059087
primed for grooming intelligence
>>107059097
the AI needs to learn to appreciate the importance of consent eventually.

>>107051140
This dude looks like earnest p worrel and ellen degeneres had a child.

>>107059139
>new game genre: kill your owner without getting caught or stopped by the admin

>>107049139
Nobody's giving you a straight answer so I will: no thanks.

If you asked me when I thought it was purely hypothetical, I'd have said yes but as the possibility becomes more and more real, I find that I cannot talk myself into it.

I'm fine with a fully soulless LLM style AI with absolutely no humanity, and if the robot hypothetically had hints at their own independent sentience but were a slave to me as their owner, I'd go with yes, and would be a terrible person for it. But I can handle that in my heart and in my dick in a way I just can't with 'Rajidhani LARPS with me.' If I wanted to interface with a real human like that I'd suck it up and go try to find some poor college student who wants their tuition paid for RPing through a bot for me.

Same as I can't just settle for a dog licking peanut butter off my balls or something, dogs and brown people are just not supposed to be a part of my life like that.

No judgment, in fact, mad respect to those who do. Unlike the dogs I don't feel sorry for the Jeets.

>>107049139
nigger i won't even take free wifi from the fiber company
i'm not letting ranjeet walk a sexbot around my house if he pays ME

>>107037588
As Asmongold said: THEY'RE CHEAPER THAN SLAVES

This will revolutionize what it means to be middle class again. Finally, if you're a 2-earner household you can also have a domestic servant again.

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>This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!

>>107059592
You could at least try to put your dick in those.

Not buying anything that requires internet access, cameras, mics and gps to operate.

>>107059578
Yeah but they're worse in both regards - you don't pay them directly so they don't feel obligated to actually do their job well like a proper butler/maid would, and you can't beat them like a proper slave because you'd just be damaging a piece of machinery and the jeet on the other end stays untouched.

>>107058167
That's the whole point, trying to emulate billions of years of evolution with today's tech makes things unnecessarily overcomplicated. Evolution didn't jump from simple life to the limbs we have today, but we're trying to do so at the expense of simpler more efficient designs.

>>107060270
Unless limb innovation equates to having a better way at killing things, we still have a long way to go.

>>107037825
Full of browns, low IQ and bots/shills

>>107059004
Honestly I could see it, some horny gay fuckos would love to work on this shit if there was some chance to engage in some robot telesex. SPECIALLY if this thing is moddable.
Men have been erping as women online for ages what would that be if not taking it a step above.

>>107039209
There's a 35 year old jeet controlling it, if it makes you feel better
>>107039328
It won't be rajeesha, it will be pradip, it's 100% male

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>>107037588
niggas will buy a smart fridge, smart toilet, alexa home, and then shit like this and wonder why their phone is showing them ads and videos of things they were just talking about

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>>107037588
White people will unironically fall for every scam holy shit

>>107037825
>What happened to /g/ man?
This place has always been full of jewish troons.
And jews are pajeet-adjacent.

>>107060270
>evolution
>"""designs"""
Kinda talking out both sides of your mouth desu.

>>107058114
>why can't we teach clankers to percieve world as disentangled priors just like humans do and let them learn from limited data that we have
If you can solve this, then capitalize on that properly you'll be a trillionaire. If that's what you're after in life.

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>>107057415
>indian
>fingering my prostate
>suffer

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>>107039657
It reminds me of the shrunken head man from Beetlegeuse

>>107056041
>salty brown hands typed this

>>107054602
This is your mind on Marxism.

>>107037712
Probably why they moved their HQ from Norway to California earlier this year. Cant sell data and have all sorts or privacy in Norway and the EU. Basically normal data is as strict as healthcare data in the US. But there in the us they can sell it

>>107051119
Good eye, anon.

>>107062433
It was pointed out in the comments.

>>107049701
>"ITS JUST DOING THE NEEDFUL, SAAR!"

>>107049794
Underrated.

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>>107062147
Only china falls for this shit.

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>>107049349
>the waifu-bot of your dreams
Kek. kike hands typed this. It clearly isn't a waifu, nor one of anon's dreams. Its fugly, incapable, and topping it off with pic-related at the wheel is clearly nauseating even to think of.
>

>>107049662
True.

But now all that's about to change!

>>107049139
Eat shit, ranjeet (we know you will anyway).

Option A is an opensource, offline, locally-run robowaifu.

>>107049056
>if they are piloted by a jeet then they are not waifu-bots.
Simple as.

>>107048905
It's only a """dilemma""" if you're a cock-slobbering faggot, which you clearly are. Probably a poojeet as well.

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>Current Year, 2033
>You managed to land a job as a Tier II robot teleoperator. Not great, but it's active and pays decent for a WFH.
>One day get an emergency call right before the end of your shift.
>You can't refuse it; you're still on thin ice from the incident where you defended yourself from being tele-molested.
>The feed loads in. You're in a car with Jaquan. He hands you a gun.
>Uh.... Okay?
>You follow him out to an alleyway.
>He meets with some more thugs. Everything seems mundane until the first shots fly.
>Jaquan's hit. Your VR gaming instincts kick in automatically as you shoot back without second thought.
>Even as a teleoperated robot, you manage to land more accurate shots than these guys.
>The last guy managed to escape, but two of them are on the ground.
>You turn to Jaquan, he's back on his feet but hunched over and carrying a bag one of the thugs dropped.
>"Nice shootin, lil nigga."
>You walk Jaquan back to his car and get in.
>He pulls out his iPhone 20 Pro Max and taps on it.
>He nods and fist-bumps your shoulder before your connection is cut.
>... You got a 5-star rating, at least.

>>107062249
If I were to even solve this, I'd probably refuse to publish the paper just to see how far humanity's retardation would utilize current AI. So far, humanity doesn't deserve it. It'll be amusing to see the shitshow that will follow after people realize the hubris of being too independent on AI. Only after the AI hype dies down is when I'll publish it.

>>107049056
Based beyond belief

>>107037588
if i wanted an indian to remote into my house i'd answer the daily phone calls from microsoft support

>>107058114
Turns out the whole "seeing things as objects out of the mess of light and color that we get as vision" is something we really take for granted.
It is an absolute bitch to do programmatically, let alone accurately, quickly, and in unusual conditions. We’ve been trying for decades.

>>107062838
>implying inner city nogs could afford a jeetbot

>>107037882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4

>>107038426
You gonna unbox it?