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Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:15:31 No.107044528

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Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:15:31 No.107044528

>update my toothbrush
>it doesn't brush my teeth as well as it used to
I apologize to israel. please make my brush faster

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:17:59 No.107044561

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:17:59 No.107044561

Sorry goy but this new update is nothing personal. We need goyim to have worse dental hygiene so they can spend more on (((dental hygiene products))). Don't forget to eat your sugar slop.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:35:51 No.107044749

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:35:51 No.107044749

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perhaps you said something against the People's Republic of China recently

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:43:15 No.107044837

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:43:15 No.107044837

>>107044528
New EcoGreenTM Mode, please understand

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:46:38 No.107044873

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:46:38 No.107044873

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>>107044528
its not the brush. its the paste. you've been duped.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:47:41 No.107044885

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:47:41 No.107044885

>>107044749
Based Xi would never do this

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:58:47 No.107045004

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:58:47 No.107045004

This nigga is updating his toothbrush

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)16:37:41 No.107045917

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)16:37:41 No.107045917

>>107045004
no duh, the previous version had a zero day

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)16:47:13 No.107045984

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)16:47:13 No.107045984

>>107044528

just keep pressing mode button until in preferred mode

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)16:51:49 No.107046024

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)16:51:49 No.107046024

>>107044528
they made the faster speed part of the subscription service, pay up sucker

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)16:53:17 No.107046041

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)16:53:17 No.107046041

>>107044528
Maybe, it's AWS.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)16:56:07 No.107046062

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)16:56:07 No.107046062

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>>107044528
>update my toothbrush

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)17:24:47 No.107046335

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)17:24:47 No.107046335

>>107044528
What's the FOSS alternative to propietary toothbrushes?

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)17:27:54 No.107046363

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)17:27:54 No.107046363

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>update my toothbrush

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)17:31:50 No.107046395

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)17:31:50 No.107046395

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>tfw need to shit but forgot to pay my SmartAss™ subscription

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)17:59:07 No.107046710

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)17:59:07 No.107046710

>>107045917
>Update toothbrush
>Get in OP situation
>Don't update toothbrush
>Hackers invade my toothbrush and make it go in my ass and vibrate at my prostate at max speed

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)19:00:09 No.107047248

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)19:00:09 No.107047248

>>107044837
>>107044528
Could be a battery degradation and new update setting lower power limits to motor due to this.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)19:02:00 No.107047270

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)19:02:00 No.107047270

>>107044528
>Year of the lord 2025
>You have to update your toothbrush or it will be redeemed by the mighty

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)19:33:36 No.107047586

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)19:33:36 No.107047586

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>>107044528
>please make my brush faster
OK.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)19:52:55 No.107047755

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)19:52:55 No.107047755

schizo spam

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)21:40:59 No.107048667

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)21:40:59 No.107048667

>>107044528
Delete your dental cache.

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)04:48:40 No.107050968

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)04:48:40 No.107050968

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>>107044528
Sorry, anon. The toothbrush is now optimized for pleasuring tranny clitties.
Use case for brushing teeth?

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)04:52:16 No.107050990

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)04:52:16 No.107050990

>>107050968
>jew
>has tattos
>has a pentagram
what?

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)06:17:59 No.107051399

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)06:17:59 No.107051399

Yes this is a known issue. Please revert to version 141.2073.663 of TEETHINGONEDGE and if you are a lifetime+ member disable PER_TOOTH_NOTIFICATIOB

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)06:30:10 No.107051433

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)06:30:10 No.107051433

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I had a stain on one of my teeth because i used to smoke cigarettes and recently the stain just disappeared after i changed toothbrushes even doe people told me nicotine stains deep in your tooth forever

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)07:10:00 No.107051589

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)07:10:00 No.107051589

>>107050990
Guessing it's supposed to be saying that the jews are responsible for Satanists. I guess if you want to get technical about it and the Bible's origins, you could argue they are.

Anonymous
10/30/25(Thu)07:50:05 No.107051775

Anonymous 10/30/25(Thu)07:50:05 No.107051775

>>107046395
I think at this point, we all should agree that things of that kind are effectively a rent, not a subscription.

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