>>107051139
...import.... fuck... import math.... fuck
import... math
fuck

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>>107051139
>go to random office and scream DELETE
>entire code base gone

>>107051165
>>107051184
kek

I kind of want this at home. Wouldn't it be cool if I could just tell the computer to do background tasks while I focus on something else?

>>107051184
CONTROL A
BACKSPACE
ALT F 4

>>107051139
>humiliation ritual
Domination ritual. If you're paying someone 6 figures for shit code made with voice commands, it's not really humiliating any more for the employee.

>>107051139
transforming offices into prayer halls
>..and let thy code be simple, let thy comments grace all of the structs; and direct thine attention to the logical flows we already use. amen.

>>107051184
>ahem
>REPLACE EVERY WORD WITH...

i tried to set up a laptop running dragon to transcribe spoken text to my grandmother that lost her hearing
my aunts and the staff at her facility didn't understand how to work it at all

god that was like 15 years ago

Honestly, I wouldn't mind something like this. Not for coding, that's retarded, but for something like voiceattack.

Maybe they could just do real offices and not gay open office or cubicles?
Or just WFH.

>>107051345
But then how would you get the water cooler synergies?

>>107051139
It's not a true humiliation ritual until they enforce pair programming with one mic

>>107051271
Based, /r/ more fiction where God and magic are actually relics from some long gone advanced civilization and medieval fantasy people use it without understanding the underlying mechanism

>>107051139
I think it's a good idea, so I just tried to implement it when working on my little code. This is the result I've gotten. What am I doing wrong? I think it picks up wrong things, how do I filter it?

 nigger nigger faggot nigger whore fucking nigger fucking shit cunt nigger fucking nigger what the fuck nigger nigger it's all jews fault fucking doublenigger nigger

Didn't old opera have voice commands that worked fairly well?
Its not like this is a novel concept

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literally 1984

This is how I drive

>>107051139
they cant be coding real stuff.
every single AI/LLM shits the bed once the codebase is larger than 5000 lines.

No clue why they all give their models such tiny reference windows.

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CORTANA SUCK MY DICK

>be me
>vibe coding shit
>talking into the mic
>computer writes code for me
>easiest job in the world
>get a call
>unknown number
>i answer
>Russian accent... curious
>"knock knock comrade"
>who's there?
>"drop"
>drop who?
>"drop table users"
>drop table users?
>WAIT
>NO FUCK
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>enter office
>it's a weird atmosphere of dozens of people whispering

>>107051184
> get access to 5-8 seconds to the mic

> "Hello AI, open the SQL panel and run a drop database command on the currently opened database''

>>107052416
Omegamon X my beloved.

>>107051139
talking takes too much effort

>>107051139
Clearly he doesn't do any real work at all with that tiny ass girl keyboard

Will anons' AI whisper a final database drop on this thread, or will it be bumped to see another day?

>>107051638
Almost quite literally the mechanicus in 40k.
>inb4 not /r/ing shit
Write your own story then.

>>107052299
>every single AI/LLM shits the bed once the codebase is larger than 5000 lines.
google aistudio doesnt have this problem
i have built impressive projects with it, multiple times
https://prisonrpg.pages.dev/prisonRPG/

>>107058102
>for you

>>107051165
That video single handedly destroyed Vista

Anon's AI didn't drop the database, but this thread's about to drop into the archive. Bump.

>>107051184
lol

>>107051139
>voice coding
What happened to keyboards?

>>107051139
Why is his keyboard so tiny

>>107051139
What problem is this supposed to solve? Is it to help programmers who are extremely slow typists to the point where they're bottlenecked by the actual typing? A solution in search of a problem.

So it is true that zoomers can't type

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>>107051139
> please redeem my code ai saar
> no saar

>>107060176
I would hope there are exactly zero programmers who are bad typists

The more you give, the more they take.

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Full size trannies absolutely butt blasted their big are exposed as larpboards in this thread

Nice not having to use a cuck mask like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenomask
>>107051139
If you want to control your computer there’s https://talonvoice.com/
>>107052137
I figure https://github.com/david-tejada/rango is way better and not just a gimmick

>>107060187
Bad no, but sometimes crippled typists

>>107060109
That must be completely overstimulating and burn everyone out by noon.