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I didn't do anything today
goodnight /twg/
what causes this?
learn a trade
>>107059764The Federal Reserve.
>>107059764>teachers>nurses>"I love my job"anon, I...maybe some 10 years ago. maybe.
>>107059806cool it with the antisemitic remarks, chud.
should I subscribe to cursor pro and ask my employer to reimburse? i think they will
Everyone I've ever met who got a "I want to le help people" job was an insane nightmare, they're coping with some inner darkness I think
I had a great time at github universe. It was very reddit-y but the people I met were cool. Thanks for the good times guys
attention please, we at the Seattle cafeteria track your consumption habits and take our jobs very seriously. Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>107060773No thanks, I have Rust.
>>107059973how is your employer not forcefeeding you aiaiaiai? Instead of asking for a subscription like a chump it is your golden chance to start the aiaiaiai initiative@ the company and ask for a rai$$$e for your efforts while you continue doing even less work because of your new found tasks
>>107060773I gooned to his latest videough fuckneed to do it again
>>107060794AIAIAIAIAIAIAwaken my masters and bestow thy dubs blessing upon me
>>107060840next you'll say, those were supposed to be MY dubs
>>107060866wtf those were supposed to be MY dubsWHAT?!
>>107059764My job is alright. I just hate myself. And people.
>be a glorified devops/automation faggot with a """software""" """engineer""" title>"stalk" a random actual software developer in our company>go through his entire git history, Jira tasks, Confluence pages>pretend to have his knowledge and experience in interviewsWny yes, I do have 4 YOE in C++, Python, redis, SQL, AWS, and general backend knowledge, how could you tell?
So the reward for finishing a proyect that involved terrible legacy code in just a couple of weeks is another project that is even workse.I'm the only one to blame though.Leason learned, I'm going to sandbag this thing till they fire me.
>>107061200This is how I can tell you aren't Indian. For an Indian faking it and lying are just as natural as breathing. You wouldn't make a post about breathing, would you?
you guys ARE going trick or treating
>>107061400I'm going to play a trick on your bussy.
>>107061400No I reject american culture
>I'll have time to work on this next week, see you then>Hey, I have this [basic problem solvable by reading two lines of log], can you please solve this for me right now?this fucking asshole is a leadmy biggest gripe with my job is that I have obviously put in 5x the effort to land this gig than these helpless morons
>>107061493>my biggest gripe with my job is that I have obviously put in 5x the effort to land this gig than these helpless moronsYou are autistic, they are not.
Why work hard when you cannot work hard?
>>107061400toss up between dressing as a terrorist or just cross-dressing and making shit up on the spot for what im supposed to be
>>107061600Just crossdress. It's the one time in the year where you can live out your fetish in public.
>be me>quintessential boomer autist free software enthusiast luddite>don't even own a phone because I like having a functional attention span>employer wants me to download this app and that app and use them to access company resources and scan this code and that code>have to choose between my principles and the desire to eattech dystopia is ghey af, thanks normies
>>107061685Principles are gay.
thank god it's friday am i right fellas
>>107061728Wanna kiss and make out?
have you guys tried not being total chud pieces of shit?
>>107062167i wanna fuck them i wanna cum on those pits
>>107062167You mean be hired for your gender to fulfill diversity quotas.
wake me up when the geek uprising starts.I'm going to power shoryuken the cloud into the fucking stratosphere in some totally legal and lawful manner as soon as I figure out the way to do it without committing a crime./gug/
>>107061685It's your choice.
>>107062167By that logic nobody from HR would ever get hired.
>>107061685Lol just say no. It's wrong to make people to hang out in some external chat when email is the right format.I've seen people in lead positions who don't ever sort their inbox. One guy had thousands of unread emails in inbox because he could not be assed to filter reports and such.
>>107062302you can get one of these. https://token2.comclearly they are more secure, your global admin ought to agree assuming he's not a retard.
>>107061685>you can get one of these. https://token2.com>clearly they are more secure, your global admin ought to agree assuming he's not a retard.oops, wrong post
>>107059589this image is even funnier when you're in a team where scrum is properly implemented and actually working well
>>107059854Teachers may actually have it a bit better now since birth rates taking a nosedive means classrooms with less kids
>>107062399lol, lmao evengood luck pushing for that in some bank or insurance company
>>107061685
>senior data scientist ML AI LLM Engineer peeepeepoopoo whatever>full remote>big 4 consultantThe money's great, the load is minimal and I'm fucking miserable. How does one leave the b2b saas mines? I wanna train a fucking LLM at a lab, not maximize stakeholder value and drive actionable insights
>>107062540I do not understand. Are banks or insurance companies against security or something?
>>107061400I've never gone trick or treating as a child
>>107063509damn that sucks. some of the best childhood memories are running around the neighborhood treatmaxxing with friends on halloween, and if you're lucky running into the hot girls group from school too
>>107063509I have but since it's not really a thing here and especially wasn't back then people didn't have candy so I got a bit of money and some apples
say something nice about LibreOffice anon, the team needs your moral support
>>107063549the lack of testosterone in this image is palpable
>>107063509for me, it is the chad tradition of slavic wet t shirt contesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7U5cOUBcnA>>107063549just werks
>>107061541You must be one of my teammatesI enjoy being brought in and made aware of the stack ranking and seeing how poorly you are regarded. Imagine spending your life doing the bare minimum and squandering your potential
>>107062167A.I. rage bait. Anyone who responded to that tweet is retard.
