I didn't do anything today

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goodnight /twg/

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what causes this?

learn a trade

>>107059764
The Federal Reserve.

>>107059764
>teachers
>nurses
>"I love my job"
anon, I...
maybe some 10 years ago. maybe.

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>>107059806
cool it with the antisemitic remarks, chud.

should I subscribe to cursor pro and ask my employer to reimburse? i think they will

Everyone I've ever met who got a "I want to le help people" job was an insane nightmare, they're coping with some inner darkness I think

I had a great time at github universe. It was very reddit-y but the people I met were cool. Thanks for the good times guys

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attention please, we at the Seattle cafeteria track your consumption habits and take our jobs very seriously. Thank you for your attention to this matter

>>107060773
No thanks, I have Rust.

>>107059973
how is your employer not forcefeeding you aiaiaiai? Instead of asking for a subscription like a chump it is your golden chance to start the aiaiaiai initiative@ the company and ask for a rai$$$e for your efforts while you continue doing even less work because of your new found tasks

>>107060773
I gooned to his latest video
ugh
fuck
need to do it again

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>>107060794
AIAIAIAIAIAI
Awaken my masters and bestow thy dubs blessing upon me

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>>107060840
next you'll say, those were supposed to be MY dubs

>>107060866
wtf those were supposed to be MY dubs
WHAT?!

>>107059764
My job is alright. I just hate myself. And people.

>be a glorified devops/automation faggot with a """software""" """engineer""" title
>"stalk" a random actual software developer in our company
>go through his entire git history, Jira tasks, Confluence pages
>pretend to have his knowledge and experience in interviews
Wny yes, I do have 4 YOE in C++, Python, redis, SQL, AWS, and general backend knowledge, how could you tell?

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So the reward for finishing a proyect that involved terrible legacy code in just a couple of weeks is another project that is even workse.
I'm the only one to blame though.
Leason learned, I'm going to sandbag this thing till they fire me.

>>107061200
This is how I can tell you aren't Indian. For an Indian faking it and lying are just as natural as breathing. You wouldn't make a post about breathing, would you?

you guys ARE going trick or treating

>>107061400
I'm going to play a trick on your bussy.

>>107061400
No I reject american culture

>I'll have time to work on this next week, see you then
>Hey, I have this [basic problem solvable by reading two lines of log], can you please solve this for me right now?

this fucking asshole is a lead

my biggest gripe with my job is that I have obviously put in 5x the effort to land this gig than these helpless morons

>>107061493
>my biggest gripe with my job is that I have obviously put in 5x the effort to land this gig than these helpless morons
You are autistic, they are not.

Why work hard when you cannot work hard?

>>107061400
toss up between dressing as a terrorist or just cross-dressing and making shit up on the spot for what im supposed to be

>>107061600
Just crossdress. It's the one time in the year where you can live out your fetish in public.

>be me
>quintessential boomer autist free software enthusiast luddite
>don't even own a phone because I like having a functional attention span
>employer wants me to download this app and that app and use them to access company resources and scan this code and that code
>have to choose between my principles and the desire to eat

tech dystopia is ghey af, thanks normies

>>107061685
Principles are gay.

thank god it's friday am i right fellas

>>107061728
Wanna kiss and make out?

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have you guys tried not being total chud pieces of shit?

>>107062167
i wanna fuck them i wanna cum on those pits

>>107062167
You mean be hired for your gender to fulfill diversity quotas.

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wake me up when the geek uprising starts.
I'm going to power shoryuken the cloud into the fucking stratosphere in some totally legal and lawful manner as soon as I figure out the way to do it without committing a crime.
/gug/

>>107061685
It's your choice.

>>107062167
By that logic nobody from HR would ever get hired.

>>107061685
Lol just say no. It's wrong to make people to hang out in some external chat when email is the right format.
I've seen people in lead positions who don't ever sort their inbox. One guy had thousands of unread emails in inbox because he could not be assed to filter reports and such.

>>107062302
you can get one of these. https://token2.com
clearly they are more secure, your global admin ought to agree assuming he's not a retard.

>>107061685
>you can get one of these. https://token2.com
>clearly they are more secure, your global admin ought to agree assuming he's not a retard.
oops, wrong post

>>107059589
this image is even funnier when you're in a team where scrum is properly implemented and actually working well

>>107059854
Teachers may actually have it a bit better now since birth rates taking a nosedive means classrooms with less kids

>>107062399
lol, lmao even

good luck pushing for that in some bank or insurance company

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>>107061685

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>senior data scientist ML AI LLM Engineer peeepeepoopoo whatever
>full remote
>big 4 consultant

The money's great, the load is minimal and I'm fucking miserable. How does one leave the b2b saas mines? I wanna train a fucking LLM at a lab, not maximize stakeholder value and drive actionable insights

>>107062540
I do not understand. Are banks or insurance companies against security or something?

>>107061400
I've never gone trick or treating as a child

>>107063509
damn that sucks. some of the best childhood memories are running around the neighborhood treatmaxxing with friends on halloween, and if you're lucky running into the hot girls group from school too

>>107063509
I have but since it's not really a thing here and especially wasn't back then people didn't have candy so I got a bit of money and some apples

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say something nice about LibreOffice anon, the team needs your moral support

>>107063549
the lack of testosterone in this image is palpable

>>107063509
for me, it is the chad tradition of slavic wet t shirt contest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7U5cOUBcnA

>>107063549
just werks

>>107061541
You must be one of my teammates
I enjoy being brought in and made aware of the stack ranking and seeing how poorly you are regarded. Imagine spending your life doing the bare minimum and squandering your potential

>>107062167
A.I. rage bait. Anyone who responded to that tweet is retard.

>>107063727
>Imagine spending your life doing the bare minimum and squandering your potential
I do the bare minimum and get paid extremely well.

>>107063646
What a beautiful tradition

>>107062447
>less kids
FEWER kids. Get your grammar straight, anon, lest we assume that you have not completed your own childhood schooling.

>>107063878
>if you get mad you lose
outdated millennial faggotry
the new gestalt - whoever gets the maddest wins

>>107063969
holy mother of zoom zoom are you even employed anon? maybe you should be in /utwg/ instead

>>107063969
I am perfectly serene at all times but I have a network of bots that I direct to spam vitriol and nigger nigger nigger at anyone who posts something I disagree with. Where does that put me?

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>hour long weekly meeting is about to end
>have two hours until another 1 hour long meeting starts
its gooning time

>>107063969
>muhleenials
Why are zoomies so bitter?

>>107063881
>squandering
Life is deterministic and nature is brutally, mathematically, precise. Nothing is wasted

>>107063291
>"I want to train LLMs"
You already know the answer.
You're not good enough to land a gig in OpenAI, so you make do with a lesser company that doesn't even train their own models.

>>107062447
you might be right in that people are having fewer kids. also, immigrants being deported and indians being denied visa renewals might contribute.
but then, school managers just fire some teachers instead of making classrooms more comfortable
but you missed the point entirely. the pandemic created disasters for teachers and nurses. also, the current generation of parents is so shit, kids are basically NPCs these days. teachers have to suffer that shit. because of that, many teachers have left the profession forever...

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How long should it take to get the "Azure AI Fundamentals" certification?
Guy from MSFT emailed me about how I needed to get it...
Should take 1-4 weeks right?
I've got AWS/GCP Associate certifications

>>107064035
based

>>107062167
insane bodies

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>manager-to-slave ratio exceeds 30% now
It is fucking over. Who tf needs this many managers. What are they even doing.

>>107062167
are women unable to reflect on themselves? these two most probably got their jobs mostly because they are good looking...

>>107064291
write a message to your companys directors maybe?

>>107064291
My company is literally 50% managers, 40% "senior" SWEs, 5% principal engineers, and 5% normal/junior SWEs...
no idea why they are doing this...
this is a private company that would be worth ~100 billion btw

>>107064304
>write a message to your companys directors maybe?
>anon, it appears you are hostile towards the decisions of our company (TM), I am sorry, but we can't work like this, bye
Nah. I'll keep low profile and not rip my ass reaching weekly goals.
>>107064319
>50% managers
Are they men?

>>107064345
>>anon, it appears you are hostile towards the decisions of our company (TM), I am sorry, but we can't work like this, bye
make it anonymous then. how hard is to send an email through guerrillamail or whatever? just use a proxy or VPN. no one will research anything beyond the source IP.

>>107064345
Yes. My office is ~80 people and there are 3 women total:
>principal engineer (who is useless btw, completely relies on "I got my CS degree from Stanford!")
>junior engineer (black diversity hire)
>receptionist

>>107063956
bad grammar is a valuable signal - it is more likely you are talking to a human, gramps

>>107064373
If a bot was trained on 4chan data, it is very likely to have bad grammar

Hey guys, anyone got experience with buspirone? It seems to make the terror disappear without nuking my libido.

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>>107064291
My team has 5 people.
>3 engineers
>1 manager
>1 project manager

>>107064469
Your team has 3 people.

>>107064469
I had it so good at my previous job. Lead developer (manager), three senior engineers. Then the lead developer decided that he didn't wanna manage anymore, they hired this cunt to be a non-coding manager and I left the company six months later.

and that's five
now i must turn my attention to a pressing deployment of booze into my human infrastructure
we have no rollback plan

So I'm new to a team with a micromanager. Have an awkward situation where an (underperforming) senior on my team scheduled a 1:1 with me to complain and vent about the micromanager to me. On one hand - I agree, our manager is bad, on the other hand - this employee is objectively not performing very well. That said, I have a good relationship with our manager's manager - not sure if i should tell them about the cultural problems this team is having. Any senior managers/directors that can help chime in?

I was considering working today but idk, it's both Friday and Halloween.
Megabonk it is, then.

>>107064660
The correct action is not to contact the manager's manager. There are two reasons why:
1. You must always follow the chain-of-command. I know it sounds gay and retarded and larpy but it must be so. Corporate takes breaking the chain (aka messaging a superior's superior directly) to be a serious disrespect of the hierarchy.
2. Complaining just means you see a problem. Within HR circles, the first hypothesis will always be that YOU are the problem. The first thing in their mind is firing you, they'll only considering hearing your arguments after you're proven innocent (you won't even be given a chance to defend yourself btw). If Stacy is on her period or if Debora got pumped and dumped last weekend than tough luck pal, you're shown the door.

>>107064660
The only thing I'd consider doing is talking the underperforming senior to rat to the manager's manager themselves. That way you're out of the blast radius.

>>107064795
This, but only if the underperforming senior is a minority.

>>107064660
Are you German by any chance?

>>107064795
this is the best option desu

>>107064776
>>107064795
Thanks guys - this is what I tried to subtly encourage them to do (talk to the manager's manager). Not sure if they actually will, but I'll keep my nose out of it as best as I can I guess.

>>107065023
Nope

I started a project using react, a front end for a chatbot
Did I fuck up by not using angular or vue?

>graduate EE
>spend months looking for job
>finally get hired
>$18/hr
what was the point of going to school again?

>>107065221
>EE

>>107065204
Nope. React is the most popular one.

>>107065235
Great, bc now I also need a mobile app and react native was the natural option

>>107065204
Everybody does React. Some people swear by Angular but imo React is more than fine

>>107065204
yes, you fucked up BIG TIME
but it's still not too late to start over again using BLAZOR

>>107065204
jquery or bust

>>107065204
React is hated because it's popular. It's not a bad framework at all.

>>107065342
nowadays you probably don't even need jquery, any LLM will spit out HTML+vanilla JS just fine
>mobile app
It is called the browser, unless you are doing something that needs to access phone resources like gayming, there is literally no reason to build an app instead of a responsive webpage. I mean, no reason from the user's POV, obviously all the gay corpos want a piece of dedicated screen estate, but still, the perfect app just opens your webpage in the default browser

>>107065567
>there is literally no reason to build an app instead of a responsive webpage
Notifications.

how long does it take to get a job?
my gf is graduating in december in cs and has been applying for like 2 months, and nothing. she's done internships and shit. i was just offered a job when i completed my internship so there really never was a job search for me.
she's going hard and has like 3 interviews lined up right now, but zero offers.

>>107065221
why do zoomers assume they will get paid well immediately after graduating?

>>107065643
>woman
>can't find a job in big tech
She must be really retarded.
Are you even legally allowed to date her?

>>107065675
because boomers did

>>107065675
>do everything "right"
>spend 22 years of your life studying for some useless shit degree because it's what you're "supposed to do"
>bust your ass off, go into STEM which is supposed to be the well paying field for smart people that work hard
>can't find a job, now you have 60k in loans you can't declare bankruptcy for
>if you do find a job there's a 99% chance it's not in the top 1% of fagman companies so you're making 70k a year (60k after taxes) and rent is $2,000 a month
yeah I wonder why they expect to be compensated well

>>107065681
the problem is she doesn't lie enough. i'm pretty sure she has the autism (a tautology, i know). you can like crazy on your resume it's not like anyone checks it.

i'm just bitching, really. my job is remote and i wanna get the fuck out of where i'm living now, but it's probably smart to wait and see where she gets an offer from.

>>107065675
why should someone with engineering skills be making barely more than minimum wage?

>>107065722
>>107065770
tell me how I know you have never worked a single day in your fucking lives without saying it

jfc, this board, and even this general, is full of students. you faggots are RETARDED and USELESS. what companies pay for is not academic credentials, they pay you to do SOMETHING USEFUL, PRACTICAL, TANGIBLE, and most importantly, something THAT MAKES THEM MONEY

Good morning,

I am facing a challenge on my PC. There is an anomaly showing on my screen, possibly virus. It looks like a blue skeleton waving its arms.

Please do the needful and revert on a warpath footing.

Warm Regards

>>107065806
sir please press f5 on your keyboard this should remove the blue skeleton

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>>107065805

>>107065820
Good morning,

Thank you for the timely response sir. I have completed the ask. Now I am facing three skeletons upside down! Please revert.

Warm Regards

>>107065841
>boomer
I'm not even american lmao
I've worked ever since I was a kid. your fantasies are funny. you will be paid well in a year if you are good enough, yet you are crying about getting paid badly.
the entitlement, impatience and lack of attention span is astounding. no wonder no one wants your useless generation...
calm the fuck down and be realistic you retard.
also
>>>/utwg/

>>107065876
good morning sir

>>107065675
Median starting salary for BS in CS at my school was 110k in 2019

>>107065204
I see this market going 80% React 20% Angular in the future. React has Meta and Angular Google backing it while all other frontend frameworks don't have that.

>>107062167
This isn't terrible advice in general.

>>107065931
>Angular Google
google abandons literally everything, dont count on this surviving
react is better than it anyway

>>107065882
>CS
try reading
>>107065221
>>graduate EE

>>107065643
She needs to look in a big city

>>107066014
yeah i think you're right. i really wasn't wanting to go live in fucking california or austin but i think focusing hard on tech centers is a smart idea.

>>107065675
Because every year, there are people graduating and immediately landing 200k+ jobs. The catch is that these people represent <1% of the yearly cohort, and they're almost always a cut above the rest. I was one of these people. I graduated about 5 years ago. Currently making 375k in cash at Netflix with a 700k NW. I got this job after working 3 years at Google where I wrote infra code that affected a quarter of the world's population. I got that job after interning four times at FAANG. I got those internships because I had a 4.0, interesting projects, and could solve leetcode hards in my sleep.

The cold truth is that most fresh CS graduates today are less capable than I was when I was 14. The difference is when I was 14, I knew I was a retard and didn't expect a top paying job the nanosecond I send out a couple apps. Degrees mean nothing if you can't execute, and if your idea of execution is a TODO app and other resume clutter, then no wonder you're not hearing back.

>>107065615
Also boomers and convenience
Our clients are external

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I hate my braindead colleagues.
>Pull request with 3 files changed
>Currently at the 5th iteration of going back and forth
>All A.I. generated trash
>Unit tests that are duplicates of other unit tests and don't actually test the bug???
>half the unit tests in the file for some goddamn reason got changed, so now there are 2 different styles
>In the mean time the other reviewer, approves everything after every iteration, without even bothering to take a look (which is kinda based)
How do you deal with those braindead colleagues that refuse to put in any effort into delivering something decent.

>>107065733
I didn't lie at all on my resume and got into fagman. Maybe just have good qualifications?

>>107066305
you could do that or you could just lie instead

>>107066305
Mmh no I think I'll just lie sounds easier

>>107066380
>>107066388
not him but i was a manager at big tech before i went back to being an IC. it's hard to spot liars during interviews, but it's pretty easy once you're onboarding. everyone embellishes, but people who outright lie are writing checks that your manager is gonna expect to be able to cash out later. when you're oncall debugging a spark app, and you spent the onsite bragging about your expertise with apache tech, your manager is gonna assume you can handle it. if you can't expect to be fired, and fast. i had to fire four people during my time as manager, and all of them had lied about core competencies while interviewing. you can lie if you want, but everyone will know, and you'll be lucky to last a year.

>>107065643
>You are currently at position 462112 of 800604 in queue to get a job

hey guys my grandmother and pet goldfish are wondering why they cant get jobs in cs? should we invest in tulips in the meantime to make some money?

>need to rename a file and change some imports
>tell AI agent to do it
>it takes 10 minutes and generates 5 readme and quick start guides
>I sit back and do nothing while it works
it's a good life

>>107065722
You didn't study 22 years of your life for it. Only the college years.

>>107066447
>you'll be lucky to last a year
one more year on resume. roll in into another lying position. monkeybar forever.

>>107066550
if there's one thing hiring managers love, it's a resume full of dozen 1-year gigs. you sound new, but just fyi, it takes about a year to onboard and be capable of handling larger projects. if I see a resume with anything but long-term 4+ year tenures at every company listed, it goes in the trash. this is a common sentiment in big tech.

>>107066576
>anything but long-term 4+ year tenures at every company listed
Good luck when the average tech tenure is under 3 years.

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>>107066587
there's no fat on our team currently, and it's because we filter retards like you out at the resume screen.

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2.5 weeks since my third and final interview. Emailed the recruiter 9 days ago and again yesterday, no answer.
How the fuck are you going to be a huge company but also ghost applicants after wasting their time?

>>107065615
you can't do notifications on a webpage bro? Come on now

>>107066689
>you can't do notifications on a webpage bro?
Correct.

>>107066587
>average
how do you think statistics work?

>>107066689
literally no one wants that shit

>>107066576
yeah, I've been at my job for 1.5 years and in meetings with other teams I still don't know half the jargon they throw around. I ask my coworkers with 5+ years and good chance they don't know either

So sick of working with tech illiterate boomers that can't do adapt to anything new

>>107065567
>>107066689
Why build a website when you can just use linux with curl

>>107065996
My post isn't related to that post in any way?

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can someone point me to resources on large scale deserialization architectures
at work we support 500+ companies that send us data in their own format and our job is to convert it to our own, do some enrichment and display it to them
right now we "solve it" by having ad hoc deserialization scripts for each individual version of each format for each company, and the integration churn is massive
ideally we'd invert the dependency, but then clients would drop like flies and there wouldn't be any additional guarantee that they wouldnt fuck up then blame us

im sure theres a keyword im missing on this, data pipelines might have a similar problem but i cant find information for handling format cardinality at this level

>>107066877
what is it, just like random excel/csv files or something

>>107066877
Just have AI do it, or have AI write the script to do it. That's actually something it generally does well, if you can give it a mock input and expected output.

>>107066889
csv, json, sometimes xml, maybe some other shit, frankly we have no visibility into this and the mappers just run arbitrary code so who knows
data gets pumped in through a bunch of different sources, sometimes they call an API and just http post, other times they push it to an FTP server we give them access to, other times we reverse integrate with them by calling their API / reading into their FTPs
>>107066906
worst case scenario these files are like 300k lines
I think we have some initiatives in that direction but im not sure how well its going to work, AI might fuck up too much to automate it but the alert noise is so high for integrations that I'm sure people are just going to manually accept whatever AI sharts out

Have you guys tried going trick or treating?

>>107066943
sounds pretty aids, i have to do something similar at work but luckily theres a "standarized" format for what we work with we've been able to push people towards, that way we only need to handle that
at least if you have a strict output format you can try to minimize fuckups on the mapping stage

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>coworker's last day because contract won't be extended
>they keep telling him to leave
>he doesn't
>they end up just extending his contract

>>107066966
i wish we could standardize it but frankly the domain doesn't even make enough sense in and of itself
we had something that worked a couple years ago that represented a specific line of products then corp wanted to expand and support "everything"
so some architect just decided to represent some shit with arbitrary json
except instead of just allowing arbitrary json we have our own type definition for a json with thousands of keys that are all optional and we try to convert whatever bullshit people send us into this definition which sometimes might even involve computing / guessing at values
the annoying shit is that it doesn't even matter because unsurprisingly a lot of the same terms mean completely different shit when looking at different types of products

>>107066236
I just stopped caring
(I actually care a lot and get very angry, but I pretend to be detached on the internet because that's the only way to cope with it)

>>107067064
nigga got game
can't hate

>>107066689
>turn off all notifications
>every 2 weeks they just make a new notification category that defaults to on
I fucking hate notifications

>>107066236
Reject the pull request. Forward rejected to their manager, your manager, and the other reviewer's manager with one line in the email:
"This work is unnacceptable and I am escelating it to your attention. Please call me if you have any questions or need me to explain further."

>>107067278
This but don't forget to sign "Fucking jeets."

>>107067278
Don't forget to dust off your resume before you do this btw.

>>107066236
Feed the PR into a LLM with a prompt to just find a few questions to ask them about why they made particular decisions (especially the bad ones), not being critical at all just asking about it.

Either they have to justify their slop, or they try get an LLM to justify it and look completely retarded, or they realise they need to fix it.

Just do this every time they give you slop.

Depends how checked out they are, if they wont even read their own code there’s nothing you can do, at least they’ll probably be fired before you. Look for a new job if most of your team does this and nobody else cares.

Question, will I get reported to HR if I ask my black co-worker to fuck my wife? He sits in the cubicle next to me.

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>>107067404
good morning sirs

so you DO take pull requests discussions seriously after all huh?