Elon is planning on making flying carsWe literally live in future thanks to his innovation
>>107081967The last thing we need is airborne Indians.
>>107081967We need self-driving hairpieces first.
>>107081982>The last thing we need is airborne Indians.Don't worry it's going to get worse, there is hole you can open up in these cars to take a shit so shit get's dropped on people like birds.
>>107081967>We literally live in future>Available from 2026-27* Order Now!>*(approximately)
Sorry dude this isn't gonna make Tesla's stock price go back up.
its called an airplane retard, weve had them for nearly a century at this point.
>>107081982https://youtu.be/IybBT-eT2Vcin the future, this will literally be happening in the skies
They better take away driving rights then
>>107081967TWO MORE WEEKS GIVE ME MORE MONEY>>107081982>WOOP WOOP>PULL UP>WOOP WOOP>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR>BOOOM!
>flying car>need a pilots licence>can only use it from airports>can only fly in designated routesits DOA. its a fucking plane
remember when he said he would build a network of tunnels beneath every major city to fix traffic congestion but built only one tunnel beneath las vegas then never talked about it again?
Well if an openly paid post from a trustworthy account like STOCKS TO TRADE said it…
His road cars are already death traps.And it's hilarious he thinks he can have a prototype "before year's end", he can't get one of his cock rockets into orbit, and his robot is a total fucking joke.
>>107082064>>107082189this. flying cars are old news
>>107082209He did that to sabotage the west coast high speed rail discussion, which didn't go anywhere after his meddling, so once he got what he wanted he abandoned the whole idea.
Is he just spewing out whatever the fuck he wants now? Is he going senile like Trump?
>>107082046tesla stock is at an all time high, maybe you should stop getting your news from the sisters
>>107082209Elon could be tunneling his way to Mars RIGHT NOW and we would never know. As Elon is so modest and secretive over his Future Plans.
>>107082268>Is he just spewing out whatever the fuck he wants now? Is he going senile like Trump?Nah it's autism.
>>107082064>>107082247retards. We don't have vtol delivery drones for people
>>107082064>its called an airplane retard, weve had them for nearly a century at this point.Do you mean "Air Trains"?!
>>107082189>qualifiers I made up
>>107082275Stock price doesn't keep the lights on.
>>107082298No he's right, even the most powerful people in the world can't get trains built in the US
Flying cars would be feasible (traffic wise) if they are literally locked in place in a grid, and self driven a long a path while locked in placethere will never be a time where the public are self driving where ever the fuck
>>107082310>the lights will go off soon this time for real
>>107082311That's just because Americans are dumb, not because Trains arent the actual solution.This is just another thing the US hasn't figured out yet, along with gun control, that literally every other country in the fucking world figured out decades ago.
>>107081967>by year's endSo another 60 years minimum then?
Flying cars in the form of eVTOLs already exist but rich people prefer helicopters.
What's the point when lift will cost a massive amount of energy and roads will still be needed. If there are no roads then everything needs to be ATC controlled and drivers will have to be licensed pilots. If you solve that problem then there's still the issue of lift.
>>107081967>hyperloop>mars base>household robots>flying carsIs there anything this man can't build?How can I invest all my savings in this?
>>107082330That is more or less what I'm saying, the constructed bureaucracy, domain rights, bus and truck lobby, and middle men with their hand out keeps you from building trains. Only something approaching a dictatorship could get trains built. But americans suggest trains all the time and no one argues they don't work.While you're thinking out loud, right now I'm seeing our closest cultural ancestor has police lecturing people in their homes and arresting them for social media posts, and germany also arrests people for insults. The EU isn't accountable to european citizens. Romania annulled the results of their presidential election. I think you guys are under control, hopefully it wasn't decades ago.
>>107081967Elon Musk is a nazi.
>>107082804
>>107083977So you agree it would be bad if Elon turned out to be an actual nazi? You denounce nazism, right?
>>107082330Trains made everything though
ah yes, the man who promised "full self driving" almost what, like 15 years ago and still hasn't delivered? The guy who said he would have saarshit on mars by 2024, how did that work out? The guy who said saarshit would take 150 tons to orbit by 2019, how did that work out?Then there's the tesla robots that were just controlled by jeets in VR headsets behind the scenes that they claimed were autonomous lolThen there's the "robotaxi" scamOr when he said Tesla would have a 1000km range by 2017, how did that work out?Or the tesla roadster II scam where a bunch of retards "pre-ordered" if back in what, 2017 was it, and they still haven't even delivered a productOr the tesla trucks lol, no not the cybercucks, the actual 18 wheeler trucks that are still vaporware.Or the "boring company" that was supposed to change transportation but just ended up being a short tunnel in las vegas where jeets drive around teslas in a loopor the "hyperloop" remember that, when he promised vacuum tube trains but it never went anywhere because the concept is unachievable and anyone with half a brain knew that before they even tried.When will people finally wake up and realize that this guy is just one massive fraud bullshit artist just making shit up so his stock price can go up since retards believe the hype and put money into his unprofitable companies?
>>107081967Imagine you're in Elon's flying roadster when the thing bricks itself and starts burning at 1000m
>>107081967>tfw your premium plan expires midflight and it includes access to the interior.
>>107081967>Elon is planning on making flying carsTechnically, he's already halfway there.Never seen a Cybertruck spontaneously explode? Its parts already fly pretty well, apparently...
>>107082225>safest cars on the road are apparently death trapshmm
>>107082804based
>>107081967they are cool concept like in any SF/Cyberpunk setting, to drive on a road, then hit a button, wait a few minutes and you're in air flying like a bird, but there are like a thousand issues who need to be fixed, the ones who will fly with one will need a special license to drive and fly, safety, landing places, some kind of tower control who will watch over (you don't want retards to cause a crash in the air) etcAlso we don't have tech now or in the near future (20-30 years)
Can wait to see those pajeet high speed driving intercity videos but with airships.Imagine those videos of tailand and india and china trafic jams but with quadcopters.
>>107084557>all that sky>traffic jams
>>107084565>all that sky>locations of interest not in all that sky, you have to get down to it
>>107081967Has he finished hyperloop yet?
>>107084557There wouldn't be traffic jams because cars wouldn't be limited to a specific level of throughput on roads. It would instead be a traffic swarm, a giant shape in the sky where if you're deep enough inside, the sun is blocked out completely. People are careening around desperately searching for the edge so they can get out, but everyone is doing that so it's like crabs in a bucket.
>>107081967Parking spaces? Insurance? Fuel economy? You aren’t even allowed to fly tiny rc planes in cities. How the fuck do you think this is gonna go?
>>107084596
>>107084645About as well as doge did.
>>107082481look at China's infrastructure. You can take a train to literally anywhere in the country. You are correct in that the reason they can build it, is because they are in control of corporations and not the other way around.and neo-lib Abundance cucks will also agree with the overarching point but pose deregulation and giving corporations more government welfare with zero accountability, which is not a change at all.
>>107084790Let's not neglect the fact that this capacity came at the cost of absolute ruin in terms of financial coherence in the country. All that control amounted to fuck all in the grand scheme of things. Corpo found a way by simply never stopping to think whether they should build the next project all that mattered is that it was profitable to start another one.
AI meme already dying, is it?
>>107085040It doesn't do anything as promised and the super duper unlock is always two more weeks away. All did it is fuck up our copy right, employment and environment. It can't die soon enough.
>>107082288usecase for vtol delivery of niggers to kfc? normgroids cant even stay off fucking tiktok while operating ground transport, the fuck makes you think your average retard is going to pilot a personal drone?
>>107084022I don't know, I'm a huge cory booker fan and if he was a nazi I might follow him
>>107084041videos of full self driving could be on youtube right now and you wouldn't notice
Yes, goy. Hyperloop in 2017! FSD in 2018! Orbit in 2019! Man on the moon in 2024! Man on Mars in 2025! Trust Elon! Trust the future!
>>107084518It would be completely automated, we still have things like surface powerlines and all it takes is for a human to fail to see one and they are toastYou wouldn't want to depend too much on an ATC in the event its attacked or fails. They would be like self driving cars that avoid each other with right of way, fly defensively, and assume other aircraft won't cooperate. You have to have some foolproof transponder/beacon system, preferably one that works with line of sight and no internet. Somebody has to decide what the GPS routes and fences are going to be though.If it can't land in your driveway, it's shit. I actually think we do have the tech. Maybe you couldn't make them battery powered. The issues are actually more about civilian life. How do stop the rotors from killing people, especially children. People may never tolerate the noise.
>>107085137they aren't. You sit in a chair and look at your phone
>>107081967Wasn't he planning to put us on the moon like 10 years ago?What about hyberloob?
>>107085892no that's nasa like 20 years ago and orion isn't going to work after all this time. Elons ship was contracted in 2021
>>107083977Why didn't you post a video?
>>107085040AGI soon
>>107085937Why didn't you just search youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcajLC4sRA0
>>107083977>not a video>fingers splayedLmao try harder retard
>>107086002>h-h-his fingers weren't touching!
>>107081967Good luck with that. Flying cars have been invented plenty of times. Each time has been blocked by miles and miles of red tape. Got a driver’s license? Cool, everyone does but how about a pilot’s license too? Don’t think you can land or that thing everywhere either! Doesn’t the aircraft also have to be certified by the FAA or something before it ever goes in the air? Then since it’s a car too you need to clear a million regulatory hurdles to make it roadworthy as well.
>>107086036I accept your concession
>>107085944How many billions of dollars more until Salami Altman reaches it, again?
>>107086072Yes.
>>107081967We have flying cars. They're called helicopters. We don't let any retard fly them because they're dangerous as fuck when mishandled and are loud as fuck, which cannot be fixed until we invent anti-gravity
>>107082481America used to be able to build shit, we have the largest rail network in the world. We don't need a dictatorship to do things we've already done in the past.
>>107081967Is he turning mongolian?
>>107081967BREAKING!!! @ElonMusk said that we will have TND by the end of the year.
>>107081967Full self drivingRobotaxiOptimus robots
>>107086764Thanks Gronk. Very cool.
>>107082330Everyone point at this retarded retard and laugh at him. You're going to wish you had guns when all the browns crush your head in with a rock and the police arrest you for being racist
>>107084790Train autists are the worst and deserve to be shot in the back of the head. Every public transport system in the US turns into a theme park ride for the homeless and fent fiends because the cities (all Democrat ran) refuse to do anything about it and the resulting consequence is that every single person hates the idea of public transit and they are against it completely. My city actually had a hearing last year about completely eliminating all buses because almost 15% of all police calls were from passengers
>>107086737We need a dictatorship to teach you how to read
>>107086840High speed rail is not a bus fleet or a subway, the tickets are expensive and people are paying to travel long distances. Do you see homeless people, crackheads, and thugs hanging out in continental buses or airplanes?
>>107081967didn't he say he was putting people on mars in 10 years, 13 years ago?
>>107085040Two more weeks and AI will permanently disappear
>>107081967flying car powered by gasoline, lol lol
>>107086764oh so its more like 10 years..
>>107088034no
>>107082288Have you heard of helicopters?
>>107081967>"omg elon is going to do another the future">it's copying what XPeng has been working on for years>restrictions make it useless>"we are sorry some of our customers faced some difficulty when our latest software update turned our cars off midair. our head engineer ParaJeet KekAryan will be releasing a detailed postmortem which should put every one at ease" --Press Officer Saarita Sharma>WHAT A FUCKING RETARD YOU ARE, shouted elon>sorry saar, what did i do wrong?>YOU STARTED CORRECTLY WITH A NON-APOLOGY, BUT YOU CAN'T CALL IT A POSTMORTEM WHEN MORTEMS ACTUALLY HAPPEN RETARD, elon shouted back at his employee>okay saar, what should we call it?>INCIDENT REPORT>AND IF YOU CAN MAKE IT AN ACT OF GOD SOMEHOW, DO IT>okay saar, but which GOD?>OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. JUST GOD OKAY.>AND DON'T FORGET TO MENTION THAT WE WILL MAKE SURE THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN, ESPECIALLY FOR FLY MAX SUBSCRIBERS (who pay $1000/mo to unlock hardware features in their cars)
elon "dude weed lmao" musk
>>107081967
>>107086130>and are loud as fuck, which cannot be fixed until we invent anti-gravityAlready solved with conventional tech.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WrZXxl3kI
>>107086840come to chicago and take metra or go to nj and take nj transit trainsthe conductors shut down trouble makers real quick
>>107088197not a drone
>>107081967Only sane way flying cars ever works is if they are 100% autonomous. Most drivers are already impatient dipshits on the road. There's collisions and accidents every day, multiple times a day. The last thing we need is people flying into houses and shit.
>>107081967He couldn't even give us the Roadster.
>>107081982Why?
>>107082404low orbit satellite internet is a cool idea too
>>107084790>You can take a train to literally anywhere in the country.Ridiculously false statement. They have lots of passenger rail but nowhere close to 100% coverage, nor do they need 100% coverage. You just make train enthusiasts look like their reputation for being unhinged liars is well deserved.
>>107081967Spoiler: Elon will not demonstrate a flying car prototype
ah hum uhm tesla robots hm um mars hum flying cars and uh hm, very soon, and hum i also copied wikipedia's content and uh removed all references from the holocaust, hm please give me a trillion dollars
>>107081992>second post I read this morning>stumble on this dark humored oneI won't be able to stop coming here, am I?
It's really funny seeing all the people who bought Teslas and had to put anti-elon bumper stickers on themThem shits were like $60,000What's the point? What do they even do? Can you imagine your whole life is just trying to pay one of these fagmobiles off and you took out an $80,000 loan for a holocaust denier?The Obama Era lies in tatters
>>107089919The idea of getting a expensive car on a loan confuses me and I doubt I could bear the stress of living over my means like that. I often see normies spending money they don't have to impress people they don't even like. So fucking stupid.
>>107081967Reminder that Elon Musk has a yearly podcast segment with Joe Rogan for the past 10 years. And for the past 10 podcasts, he's been saying that the Tesla Roadster will be Coming Next Year™ with Joe never questioning him as to why it keeps getting delayed. So far, Elon has promised that the Tesla Roadster will have:>space rocket production exterior>rocket thrust boosters>can hop>can jump>can hover>can fly
>>107090139I find it troubling that Elon was regurgitating the same stories about his "Doge-successes" that he already told us in several videos. It's the same few stories, cherry-picked, probably.I'm so fucking disappointed in how shit the mechanical design on the cybertruck is/was.
>>107084397>roadsterwhatever the fuck happened to that thing? wasn't it supposed to come out years ago? is it ever going to be made?
>>107084646That's a tunnel that goes like two blocks and drive a tesla vehicle through. Not a hyperloop.
>>107090239undeground one way roads aren't a bad idea, apart from the nightmare inducing scenarios
>>107090203That's what OP is about. The Roadster was supposed to come out in 2020 but now like every other Elon bullshit lie it's always just 'a few months away' or 'next year'.
>>107088034>>107088137Yes
>>107082046You underestimate the naive stupidity of boomers' FOMO
You could tell on Joe Rogan when Rogan asked if the car would fly Elon locked up and wanted it to be true, but it isn't. He just suggested that it's very possibly that but it'll just have some cupholder with leds that says enjoy your diet coke or some bullshit meaningless innovation
>>107082310tell that to gamestop and amc
>>107081967Still waiting for the hyperloop
