Has technology gone too far?
>>107096792I'm guessing you have to scan the QR with your phone to watch it? That's fokin' disgustang. >mfw don't have a mobile phoneGood thing I have two socks :D
>>107096792I hate what the world has become.
>>107096792How secure is thatI mean how hard is it to extract the paper through violence
>>107097164you could probably open it with a pocket knife
>>107096792people will generally make their feelings plain when they think technology has gone too far. And as anyone who has ever worked in premises with public accessible toilets could tell you, the chances of this particular piece of dystopia surviving long are Not High.
>>107096792>installed this sloppa device instead of just installing washlet seatsbrilliant
>>107097177Yeah but the people deciding to install these aren't the ones that have to clean diarrhea off the ceiling later
>>107096792isnt this china where ordinarily you would never get toilet paper to begin with
>>107096792looks like its in china thoughimagine your social credit is too low to do this and you gotta walk around with poopy cheeks?https://www.unilad.com/technology/news/outrage-black-mirror-public-restrooms-adverts-china-934596-20250920
>>107097266if your social credit is too low you cant even enter the bathroom.everyone just shits on the street like its india.
>>107096939I officially need a phone for my job (microsoft authenticator)
>>107096792Oh yeah?>Punch through the flimsy plastic shell
>>107097377What do you do as a microsoft authenticator?
>>107096792i think we should have toilet camerasi worked as a janitor for one summer and some of these people should be caught and executed for their inability to shit properly
>>107096792That wouldn't survive a day in my country lol
>>107097323>hypocritical capitards
>>107097431dont look up gutter oil
>>107097400anons the guy who runs around slapping 'This Windows is NOT Genuine!' stickers onto your monitor screen
So basically this, but with a toilet.
>>107097123Kekerino
>>107097175loicense for that knoife mate?!
>>107097473motherfucker how did he get in my room
>>10709750610000 hours in gimp
>>107097749Well done, anon.
>>107097749kek
>>107097749how many squares they give him?
>>107096792plant a wifi jammer in the bathroom and see the problem solved within a week>felonyswho gives a shit, clearly not them
>>107096792So what do you do if you forgot your phone? Or forgot to charge it and now it's dead?
>>107097867then you'd literally be dead there cause your whole life is on your phone if it dies so do you
>>107097863or a more low tech solution, just destroy the QR code
>>107097882>just destroy the QR codeBut how? What could you possibly smear on it to make it not work?
>>107097888whoa bro this is china not india
>>107096792just shit on the floor
>>107097749Hahaha
>>107097951this man thinks
>>107097898ok, so start a lithium fire on top of the dispenser instead
AR YOU TRRETENEENG MEE?!I AM CORRNJOLIO!!!
>>107096792Normally I'm against vandalism, but I'd vandalize that thing if I encountered one.
if i was ever met with this, i would use the hand sinks as a bidet.
>>107097838one, but it's double-sided.
>>107098133I'd just press my asshole against the QR code
>>107097377you probably don't really need microsoft authenticator.Any device that supports the passkey protocol will work, even a web browser.The only thing that ``requires'' a specific authenticator app is when you can accept log in requests via pressing a button on a notificationwhich is usually an optional login path.
I'd just kick the shit out of it. Not like anyone would know who did it. Probably...
>>107096792luckily here in the US we have homeless people that prevent this from happening
>>107098385prevent what? toilet paper, locking dispensers or chinese people?
>>107098385Do you just click your fingers when you're done shitting, and one will run up to clean you with his tongue?
>>107097164That was my thought. Like give it a few days before someone pissed enough just busts it open.
bro just use the paper towels near the sinks to wipe instead and either flush them and clog the toilet (not my problem™) or leave it on the floor. you need to have a certain mindset in current day's dystopia.
>>107098420ideally all 3>>107098421not anymore, our homeless people aren't on crack anymore; they're all on fent so they're kinda boring now.
>>107096792Fine, I won't wipe. Society can deal with the consequences.
>>107098462>bro just use the paper towels near the sinksprobably also on an ad qr
>>107097266Just air dry nigga what’s the problem https://files.catbox.moe/jxnf0i.mp4
Now this is cyberpunk.
>>107096792>mute phone>scan QR code>Start ad>proceed to shit>by time you need toilet paper ad is overwow!
>>107098599“An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity” your solution is way over engineered, my suggestion >>107098535 is far more elegant and easier to implement
I have conditioned myself to shit only at home since kindergarten
>>107098815Home is where the shart is.
>>107098815I have never shit anywhere butt my own home I'm pretty sure. By middle school I'd just text my mom via email SMS on the school computer telling her to sign me out.
>>107097749good thread
>>107097164I'll use my hands and smear my shit all over the stall then just wash my hands fuck em
>>107097749>to end get tplol'd
I read at one point in the poorer parts of japan - so probably china too - the bathrooms never have toilet paper, you're always expected to carry it around with you. A bit of context for the westoids in the thread.
>>107096792Well at least you don't have to submit your feces back into the machine to have your DNA profile harvested
>>107096792Dystopian future at its finest
>>107097377My previous employer "required" Google Authenticator, but you can export the credentials to another authenticator app and use that instead. I used Aegis Authenticator on Android, but there are desktop PC authenticator apps as well. I doubt you actually need to use a smartphone.>>107097406Videos of your sister/daughter/etc will be uploaded to pedophiles on the internet. Are you okay with that?>>107098175PingID doesn't support third party apps
Here's your communism bro
>>107096792TOTAL INDIAN VICTORY
>>107096792>save the code>write a little script>spam random toilet paper throughout the daytheyre never gonna change it
>>107097838the arrow seems to suggest the further into the ad you get the bigger the square will be
>>107097838An appropriate amount of designated shitting sheets
If you don't want to scan it, this one decodes tohttps://yz-iot.com/?type=sn&qrcodeid=1442101444
>>107096792Do people seriously not bring tissues with them everywhere they go?
>>107099926Im a man so I dont bring anything besides keys and my phone
>>107096792Jeets won.
>>107099353yea, westoids would just put toilet paper or bidets into their toiletsfar innawoods in utterly impoverished places you'd maybe have bins with dried leaves, newspapers or whatever other more coarse "toilet paper"
>>107097838not a square to spare
>Wipe with my hand>Smear shit all over the QR codeYour move, sillicon valley
>>107099409>>107098175>you probably don't really need microsoft authenticator.in enterprise you almost definitely doit can be configured to require the non-totp notification variant (you wont see the totp QR-code/string when signing up)so unless you have some third party thing that emulates the push-notifications I do not think you have any other option
Doesn't Superior Enlightened Yourip charge you like two to ten euros to use the public shitter?Chinese are being generous.
>>107096792One day we'll develop the tech to include links or pertinent info in posts... one day!
>>107097863>>107097882>or a more low tech solution, just destroy the QR codeVirgin destroy QR codeCHAD replace QR code (sticker) with a link to a website who spams forbidden words at full volume!>>107097898>this is chinaWhat are the NO-NO words in china?See social credit destroyed many suicides = profit!
>ooops i pissed and shitted on the toilet paper dispenser
>have to watch ads on paid streaming apps, interrupting my movieI sleep>have to watch ads to get free toilet paper that I need, when I need it, while taking a shitNOOO MY HECKIN TIMERINO IS WORTHERINO MUCHERINO, YOU'RE VIOLATING ME!!!1!
>>107100228You either have a very, very white population for free AND clean public restrooms or you charge money like in south America for clean restrooms.
>>107100228but is the male only urinal toilet cheaper then the male/female toilets?
>>107100432This but I shit on janitor's head in retaliation
>>107096792>>107097177>ploophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq37mWFacUM
>>107099893Theoretically could I spam this URL to waste paper in some Chink toilet? To bad it has to be opened in WeChat
>>107096792Some bugman stole the TP, so added extra enshitification
>>107098420>yesGod gave you hands for a reason.
>>107098599>unironically typing and posting thisThe answer is no, this is not okay.
>>107100928I was thinking what if someone writes a script that just hits the server with all the ids and spits out all the TP across the country. But I'm thinking they probably regenerate new codes periodically in not per use.
>>107097749Me gusta
>>107097164probably just need that generic triangle key. such utilities arent usually locked with serialised keys.
>>107096792Thank god for niggers this won't ever work in America
>>107098599Noose.
>>107101028>communism>debt slaveryque?
My response.
>>107099344In my defense it was late
>>107101987>shadowing behind the footprintsgood grief
>>107096792YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
>>107097951The issue is with getting toilet paper though, not with where you shit
>>107100228Not where I'm from, I have experienced some of that in austrian and german gas station bathrooms but they charge 1€ and give you a 1€ coupon afterwards (but nothing in the shop costs 1€ so it's just trying to get you to spend more with them). Also a few of them were broken so people ended up just hopping over the turnstile they had set up
>>107102133
>>107101987>>107102054It's like outlines of people hit by a nuclear blast
>>107096792Free public restrooms and free toilet paper are a relic of our former high trust white society. Such things are no longer appropriate for our present society.
>>107102181If you remove them people will start pissing and shitting on the street
>>107102191Good, the environment should change and adapt to our new majority, ie Indians.
>>107097749Should have said "TP-Link"
>>107099893>>107100955code looks like eink display, could be single use
>>107101158debt slavery is an easy first step towards state ownership of your entire life, which communism promotes.
>>107096939>two socksunderrated post>>107097749>>107098165too much kek in this thread!!
>>107096964Are we pretending that anywhere in the "first wolrd" there is toilet paper in a public bathroom?
>wipe arse with hands>wipe hands on every inch of the bathroom stall>wash hands>profit
>>107096792The solution is simple, just piss and shit everywhere in the stall, just absolutely smear everything with shit, they'll change their tune quick
>>107097164how much social credit score are you willing to trade for toilet paper
>>107096792>Say verification line: McDonaldsMacu Donorudus>Say verification line: McDonaldsMACU DONARODUS!>Say verification line: McDonalds
>>107102069>The issue is with getting toilet paper thougheveryone shitting on the floor is collective action, the toilet owner would rather offer paper than pay excessive cleaning.something tells me this owner would just do something even worse if everyone shat on the floor. like an Ai that tases you if you go to shit on the floor or something
>>107101028an absolute insane cunt made that pic, like total unhinged nonsenseyou borderline need to take your meds for reposting it
>>107098462>paper towels near the sinksLol, lmao
>>107096792Wonder how expensive that thing is, must cost a pretty penny, would be a shame if it wound up broken.
you know this is china because it wouln't work in the westpeople would kick it open or smear shit all over it
>>107106776Whenever a system like that is put into place, all you have to do is import a few million africans to teach these baby boomers a lesson.
>>107097236the people that have to order replacements when they get soaked with piss and destroyed by vandalism do though
>>107097377I just clicked 'I don't want to use the authenticator ' when I first signed up and it sends me a 2fa code to my email instead. Kek all my co-workers didn't realize that was an option
>>107096792This is probably unironically to keep nigs from stealing it.
>>107106823>this plastic box will prevent them from stealing it broNo you're wrong, this is to create a jewish world.
>>107096792In that case I will just return to monkey and smear every reachable surface in my own shit. Get fucked.
>>107102191They're already doing that anyway, even with the completely gratis option to not do that.
>>107096792SHIT ON THE FLOOR
>>107096792I have irritable bowels and no smart phone. That shit is gettting destroyed so I can access my TP.
SHUT THE DOORSHIT ON THE FLOOREVERYONE WALK THE DINOSAUR
shitting on the floor and the walls isn't going to make anyone change their minds, they'll just think that people suddenly became savages for no reasonnah, you gotta destroy the toilet paper dispensers
>>107097164>How secure is thatI was thinking how secure the digital side is. If you're forced to scan with an app, that has access to your camera, while you have your pants down in the toilet, then they'll obviously gunna take photos of your pee pee.>>107100928>To bad it has to be opened in WeChatYup. This has got to be a trick to get free nudes of people.
>>107096792The new world order is real and extremely dangerous. You should escape The NWO for the wildernessThey are incoming.
>>107097236as >>107106814 alluded to, the facility owners will still have to pay for the extra cleanup and replacements costs. if enough people protest, it'll simply be uneconomical for them to keep buying the same dispensers as whatever money they make from the ads will be less than the aforementioned costs
>>107108588kek
1984 is now real and it's extremely dangerous again.
>>107106820Then your sysadmin is retarded for not turning that off
>>107096792That toilet would get defaced like no one's business in the West.
>>107098484better idea, watch the ad and use the toilet paper to make a turd hammock
Ok, I'll bring my own TP then. Oh, wait, are you going to ban bringing your own paper and try to inspect my bag? Maybe the saars were right.
>>107097400he demands prepaid cards from old people
>>107096792Why do public toilets even exist? It's totally disgusting to use one at all they shouldn't even be a thing.
>>107113579Where I live they installed self cleaning toilets. Everything was going well until a drunk brit got stuck inside and the sensors did not notice him. It was like an automated car washing minus the sponge rolls (his top priority was making a youtube video rather than getting away from the water and disinfecant blasts).
>>107110355Civil disobedience is an honorable tradition in the west, but it doesn’t need to be vandalism. I can see someone simply donating a roll and leaving it in the stall for the next person. A smarter person may even leave a qr code asking for a tip
>>107113579So you'd rather people just shit on the street if they need to take a dump while out somewhere?
>>107096792Surely someone would just bust them open if they were denied TP
>>107113642The self cleaning toilets I've seen just rotate the seat through a cleaning thingy
>>107113968And if you shit on the seat, it perfectly spreads it out like someone putting cream cheese on a bagel
>>107114065No it cleans it off, that's the point.
>>107114099You wanna bet on that?
>>107113642one thing I learned while in college is that occupancy sensors are the stupidest things ever invented
>>107097838about tree fitty
>>107096792What happens if you make a script to go to that QR code link from random IPs nonstop? Think the designers thought far enough ahead to make sure it doesn't just empty all of its paper into the stall?
>>107113642>his top priority was making a youtube videopost link
3 SEASHELLS
>>107106814most people don't see second-order effects
>>107114611Yeah the fines for swearing are already here might as well bring in the rest of the movie
>>107108588Its an older meme sir, but it checks out.
>>107096792>chinese charactersmanufactured western outrage bait or legit? call it
I'd be willing to watch ads on the toilet door to get some decent hygiene in public toilets. Nothing much to do while taking a shit anyway.
>>107114901Play pokemon on emulator like real adult.The fuck is with people and just accepting brainrot being shoved down their throats?>Yes id like to submit to having my brain prefences being entirely influenced by a money hungry kike corpo.
>>107114916I just don't think good things come for free. Not that paying for something necessarily improves anything
someone will smear shit all over it in anger and it'll be done and dusted from then onsmear shit on things if you want them to be fixed, thats the lesson
>>107096792At this point you are morally justified, even obligated, to shit on the floor and walls.
>>107115245If the toilet has a tank, don't forget the time-honored tradition of the upper decker.
>ads>ads>adsDo they even work anymore? Normalfags I know in real life are actively not buying products now that have constant ads shoved in their faces. Most people are getting too annoyed by them for it to work.
>>107099339Rajeet, we don't do that here
>>107096792imagine if someone smeared shit on the QR code
>>107116430You asked for it Shlomo
>>107106776A chink would do the same shit unless they know there's a camera in the stall
>>107102499These particular price tag are indeed e-ink.But it's even worse, the microcontroler in it don't have ROM, only RAM.When the battery inside is dead, the pricetag is unusable.You can update the information on the tag using an infrared emitter.
>>107108702>cover art even has a bunch of demonic jewish runes over itwtf is wrong with these people
>>107096792No, it's the capitalists that went too far. They want to extract profit to the detriment of everything to the point they see a Black Mirror episode and they actually think it's a good idea to implement it for real for profit.
>>107116841>capitalists>china
>>107116402There was a youtube video from some motorcycle gear company/youtube channel which used Google ads that claimed not only ads don't work but Google practically scams them by showing ads to people who were guaranteed to buy their products anyway and Google counting that as an extra impression and charging them as such.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfNIRyPi5QA
>>107096792if i ever saw these i'd walk stall to stall spraypainting over the qr codessome staff would definitely get fed up quickly and start leaving tp rolls on top of these useless e-waste devicesproblem solved, no destruction required
>>107097164They monitor the poop room, ready to storm it if you damage the device
>>107097266holy fuck lmao, so many changs with poop on their butts kek
every day the nightmare increases
>>107114065So it was you!!!
>>107116876>WE KNOW YOU'VE VANDALIZED THE TOILET PAPER DISPENSER, COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!!!
>>107116859>he doesn’t know china is a capitalist hellscape where you can do whatever the fuck you want as a business as long as the CCP gets their cut of ownership and profits and what they do can be vaguely interpreted as benefiting the people somehow
>>107096939I literally don't have mobile data in my phone. Do they expect people like me to shit our pants?
>>107117262They're not preventing you from shitting. They're preventing you from getting toilet paper.
>The humiliation ritual progressed it's way into the shitter
>>107096792So if you forget to bring your phone your fucked?
>>107096792This shit exists because bugmen will unironically steal the whole roll in public toilet lmaothis isn't a joke. Look it up
>>107096792What a novel innovation in connecting consumers to goods! It's exciting to live in such vibrant and dynamic times with people trying oh so many new ideas to try to make life better for everyone!
Thats why I always carry a roll of toilet paper and a towel on my bag.
>>107096792>>107097266I need literally 10 times that amount of TP to wipe my ass.
