I just became a landlord. What tech do you recommend to make the management of the tenancy /g/-compliant?
Which thread are you using as a source sample?
>>107106593shotgun applied directly to the head
>>107106593>I just became a landlo- ACK
It's bizarre to me how often the UK has allowed itself to be seen as such a dystopian hellscape.
A grease trap.
Just don't rent to brown people or poors. Problem solved.
>>107106593Freedom of association >Organizations are techThey get invented, are tools to ends desu
its satire you moron
>>107106593>I have become a leecher and have made society less productive Have you tried a bullet to your head?
>>10710659350p per hour??If i can get an apartment for 372 pounds ($483) I'll gladly have a fucking meter in there.
>>107106593There is no way this ad would exist for more a day in England before being forced to change the family or get arrested.
>>107106593Just be nice to your tenants and they'll happily pay you unless they're freeloaders. Being a faggot's asshole to them will just make them hate you and rightfully poke pin holes in your property's roof, pour shit down your drains, and remove screws from your door hinges all of which won't show signs until they've long been gone.
use a proper ticket and invoice system for work orders. tenants will put up with almost anything but delayed repairs to important shit like water heaters and furnaces.
>>107107016>no website >no number>no disclaimer Anon picrel was banned from the tube because it had a hotdog on it. The nannies in London won't let that ad pass
>>107106593Unironically excel.If you're not setting up a proper relational database to store maintenance and/or using real accounting software to track financial stuff, keep excel files logging everything. Every penny spent. The time you spend. How many days early/late your tenant's pay, the method that they pay, the transaction IDs.>>107107058Also this. Screen tenant applications very thoroughly. If so much as a hair stands up on the back of your neck, don't take them as tenants. There's always more people looking to rent. Keep your rents reasonable, don't dick your tenants around, and they'll stick with you for years.>>107107119This is also a good idea, but more relevant if you have multiple units. Renting a single unit can be done with a simple extra email and cheap secondary phone number (never give out your primary phone number).
>>107106983But enough about software engineers
>>107107058>Just be nice to your tenants and they'll happily pay you unless they're freeloaders.Damn you are on a whole nother level of naive
Avail.co - on one hand it’s nice to have electronic payments and automation, on the other hand it was easier to avoid taxes by accepting cash and check. Pretty much any service that handles payments these days will cut a 1099 to the IRS.
>>107107058you're the reason why homeowners don't rent anymore, which is the primary if not the only cause of rising rent prices. higher house prices does not affect rent supply nor demand. immigrants increase demand and redditors like you that defend that that cause landlords to take their supply off the market.
>>107107223What's wrong with a hotdog?
>>107107223Ahh... yes. The cucumber with mustard and ketchup. One of my favourite meals and a staple of British cuisine.
>>107109823If i had to guess it's because hot dogs are made with pig meat and the brit cucks love bending over and take Muslim cock
>I shouldn't have to wait 15 minutes for my Uber Eats to be delivered, we clearly have a severe labor shortage in this country and urgently need more immigration to fill critical skill gaps like food delivery drivers. But no I certainly don't support any new housing developments that would ruin the amenity of our quiet neighborhood community or heritage listed historic buildings like the lead paint factory. The government should solve the rent cost crisis by offering new tax cuts for housing creators such as myself.
>>107106593>I just became a landlordwhat you need to do is kys
>>107109823calories. Apparently some tard working for the LU ad commission did the maths on the calories and for a stand up comedy show post and said it was way over the allowed limit for an ad
>>107106593That reminded me these things exist
>>107110461"Tube ad calorie limit" is near-indistinguishable from something we Americans would make up for a shitpost, and yet:https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/mar/27/ed-gamble-comic-hot-dog-banned-transport-for-london-tube-ads>Poster for sausage-themed show fell foul of Transport for London rules on promoting unhealthy food>Regulations forbid posters for food and drink high in fat, salt and sugar on the underground and overground, as well as buses and bus shelters.
>>107110543it makes sense at the face of it but if that tiny little dawg hits the limit then the limit is just way too lowalso US states have put in "vice taxes" on soda and shit before
>>107106593that would be greatthe only reason i am not renting is you get some problematic person or some person who is good but turns problematic over the time and you cant kick him out before the court decides (takes few years) and till then you MUST pay for all the water, heating, electricity or you would go to jailI know i know, i should rent my empty flat, but i wont, hahaha, i wont.. its that simple
>>107106641Shot is inhumane use 7.62 instead
>>107107058>Just be nice to your tenants and they'll happily pay you unless they're freeloadersdoesn't work for niggers
>>107106593Welcome to the club, don't have any tips. Found my renters from facebook, great way to have an impression of what kind of people they are, if they have anything posted that is. Not wasting time with phone callers.
>>107106593dystopian.
>>107106593based, bleed them dry, anon.also dont rent to immigrants.
>>107106672>getting rig of squatters from your property is dystopian
>>107114265squatters have legal rights and people who haven't paid their due rent are not legally squatters but Renters-In-Arrears and have seperate rights. 3 months before you can evict and then another 3 months until the court case which grants you a court ordering evicting them.
>>107114332i don't post this in support of squatters and rent avoiders by the way
>>107114332Now, that's dystopian. You have to fund criminals or you get jailed and they get to live at your home.
>>107107058Actually doesn't work because I've seen what people do to apartments. People are disgusting animals and it's normal for them to spill something gross on the carpet and never clean it ruining not only the carpet but the wood underneath.
>>107106593Any lethal options?
>>107114175calling people who provide you shelter a leech while you sit around jerking off to autistic shit is rich. And then you wonder why nobody takes you arguments seriously
>>107106672>has allowed itselfThere's no choice mate. Both parties are the same and nobody's gonna vote for anything else.
>>107106593>picPhilip K Dick would have a laff. You guys should read Ubik.
>>107109845Honestly, arresting people for saying I love bacon should be a trigger for a popular revolution against the state, but brits are too much cucks to do anything for their own benefit
>>107114175The way "burgers" endlessly seethe about landlords is honestly amazing. I'm assuming all you people are black or white trash.
>>107114719>endlesslyIf only you knew how much was astroturf.
>>107114644All you do is increase the prices of houses for everyone else by artificially reducing the supply. Parasites.
>>10711417590% of landlords are just the daughter/son of someone who inherited a house from their parents and are renting it to get some extra cash.You could too become a landlord if instead of wasting half your wage every month going out drinking and in wasting loads of food, you saved like 40k€, got a 130k€ mortgage with them and bought a little house somewhere.And have in mind, that 130k is the price a 3 floor house with two garages made entirely of brick and mortar was sold in my street this year.
>>107114764>All you do is increase the prices of houses for everyone else by artificially reducing the supplyMass importing tens of millions of immigrants will do several magnitudes more damage to the housing market than someone having two houses.Plus, if you didn't know this, if instead of living in the city center where a house cost several million, you buy it at some small town 10 kilometers from the city, you'd pay a fraction of the price for a much bigger building, but hey, I shouldn't expect more than half a braincell from a leftist.
>>107114764>artificially reducing supplyGo build your own house in bumfuckistan IDC that you want in good neighborhoods but don't want to pay the cost of admission.
>>107113043>>107110543>makes sense no. no it doesn't. It was an ad for stand-up comedy not food. This isn't the middle east where depictions of pork is haram. This shit is stupid as fuck
>>107106593
how to check if my apartment has microphones or cameras?
>>107115668To date there has been no rule34 of terry davis doing guro to cia
Property should be owned by the inhabitant. Even if they are bad owners. Renting property to others is WEF-coded zionism.
most people actually want slaves and support slavery as long as it looks like something else
>>107110461holy fuck, no fucking way. Yuropoors tell me he's trolling
If you're too poor to own a home, sue your parents
>>107107058No you have to get lucky, you can do everything right and still get a nightmare tenant that destroys your fucking house / doesn't pay rent. Generally the higher you charge for rent the better tenants you'll get. People who are successful enough to afford high rent are likely professionals who won't fuck your shit up for no reason. But it's not a guarantee. I would never rent my house out unless I was 100% ok with a tenant destroying it or going squatter and I had alternative accommodations.
>>107115903Buy a house then, what's stopping you
