Should elon musk buy reddit? He bought twitter for $44 billion, and reddit is only worth $37 billion. In 3 years, his net worth has increased by 200 billion. Reddit is one of the biggest site on the web, and certainly profitable. How can he convince the reddit owners to sell their site?
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>>107112602He should buy Reddit to get rid of the bots
>>107112602I hope he does, I want to see the Plebbit seethe. Many would flee to other sites, maybe some would check out 4chan, but that would generate a lot of funny content.
You know Reddit is like 4chan in that it's actually run by volunteers? If they all quit there's no siteI mean I guess he could have Grok curate the content but then it would really just be peak dead internet with both bot moderators and posters.
>>107112602He tried not to buy twitter for $44 billion thoughever. The courts made him.
>>107112602Would it change anything to the abusive censorship? Reddit is like a place you will get banned from forever just for sneezing.
>>107112656>maybe some would check out 4chanI tend to think that the sane users already use both, and only the nasty brainwashed SJWs visit only reddit.
>>107112656This is why I hope he does it. Oh dear lord it would be so funny. The jannies would throw a fit and delete entire subs but "deleted" probably is just a boolean in the DB he can flip.>>107112758Yes? That's what changed on xitter. Reddit had r/niggers once
>>107112753He was playing 69D chess and won
>>107112602He doesn't need to. It is already shit.
>>107112602Reddit is literally 80% bots nowadays.And the "people" using it are not much better than bots.
>>107112602I hope so, the amount of acking by tranny jannies would be hilarious, xeirs life's work ruined in an instant
>>107113025>Reddit is literally 80% bots nowadaysso is 4chud. so is every social media.
>>107112665That's why he should buy it
>>107112602He should buy reddit right nowBUY REDDIT RIGHT NOW ELON MUSK QUICK!After elon musk owned reddit, He will get rid of bots completely and he will loosen censorship on this site
After elon musk owned reddit, many users that hate Elon musk will flee to Lemmy and the Reddit will be a paradise social media site.
>>107113249So where are the people?
>>107112602>How can he convince the reddit owners to sell their site?he just needs to continue buying on the stock market until he gets to over 50% and then he can replace the board to do what he wants. 80% of reddit is available to buy on the stock market (although people own it) so you can assume or imagine that at different prices they would sell. just buy everything.
>>107112602No. I don't want more russian shilling, which consists like 70% of the content that is on x.
>>107113483outside touching grass and having sex.
>>107112602>and certainly profitable.It isn't. And it can't be saved.
>>107112602elon the kind of guy to marry potato brained retarded women and dump them in the woods to free them
>>107112602He should buy reddit and shove it up his ass and yours.
He ruined shitter in 1 year, now the search function, algorithm and unlogged access are mediocre compared to 2021.
>>107112602elon should convert all his networth into pennies and shove them up his bum one at a time
>>107113981Elon's net-worth is about 500 billion dollars, so that'd be 50 trillion pennies. One penny weighs 2.5g and is 97.5% zinc. That'd be 121 million tons of zinc. That'd be 25% of all zinc that has been produced since 1960.
>>107113483doomscrolling TikTok slop content created by bots but never putting anything out themselves
>>107114064I wish to live in world where zinc don't exist
>>107114064put to good use
>>107112602Oh god no, I don't need this schizo to make another website even worse than it is
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>>107112602he should buy the federal reserve and rug pull the entire world.
>>107112602leftards would be finished
>>107112602the current reddit ceo literally just made a fat billion dollarydoosthey'd be more likely to buy X
>>107113483People?
>>107112602mfw it's 2032 and the jeets are on x/reddit x/twitter x/4chan using the built-in banking application
>>107112656They'd move to Lemmy. Or maybe Digg since it's making a comeback.
>>107113674Good. I've seen ads for Plebbit on TV and in the fucking subway. I hope they keep bleeding money.
>>107112753>>107112804the courts didn’t force him to buy, the courts forced Dorsey to sell. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co.
>>107112602Plebbit is for boomers, it'd make more sense to buy Discord or make an equivalent
My God the chimpout would be fatally hilarious. They'd try some impotent organized protest like "this sub has gone private because of nazis" or "everyone move to bluesky where real freedom of speech lives" (yeah fucking right). Please do it, Elon. >I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I think something incredible has happened.
>>107112656>I hope he does, I want to see the Plebbit seethe.This. The salt would be ebin.
>>107112602It would be pretty funny ngl
