Xpeng unveils female humanoid robot: https://youtu.be/9u5i0t-Nr_w?t=5946
>>107114012That's a man
>>107114012only wake me up when we get to this
It will be piloted by a Pajeet in Hyderabad
>>107114012Damn, pretty good progress
>>107114012use case?
boobs
>>107114076>all poos are forced into pods>the only way to interact with the outside world is through robotsIt's an improvement at the very least.
>>107114012is it austrian painter dream robot with artificial intelligence
Why does a humanoid robot need boobs? Extra batteries?
>>107114012Is this also a puppeteer thing again?
boobs too bigass/thighs/hips way too small
>>107114012unless I see what's under the fabric, it's a dude in a suit
>>107114012that's an indian cross-dressing
>>107114012SEGSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGSSSSS
>>107114012Why does a robot need breasts?
>>107114790webmrel is a robot.you want that?then dont ask.
>>107114790Nice to look at
>>107114800I miss her so much bros...
IT NEEDS BOOBS AND HAS TO CATWALK LIKE A LINGERIE MODEL BECAUSE I SAID SOSTOP ASKING
>>107114790Shut the fuck up, don't ask stupid questions.
>>107114784this is actually great.damn, gotta save for my robo waifu and my own GPU cluster to run my waifu RP chatbot LLM model that will run her neural cloud...
>>107114012cant wait to give her some nice heels and command her to step on me.
this is dangerous.this shit will actually doom humanity by crashing birthrates to such degree that we probably wouldnt survive until 2100.
>>107114925>upper class birth rates plummet>poors still breed like rabbitsThis is natural selection at work
>>107114800Silicone tits kinda suck at this point.I wish we advance in material science until then so that we can make sagging tits like that and equip our gynoids with it.
whos got the r34
>>107114925GOOD
>walking female shaped mannikinMeh.
let me guessit's piloted by some chinaman in the background
>>107114815might just be the geometry(large hips) and weight distribution(bunda and booba) that are messing with how it walks.
>>107114925Not with artificial wombs.>have perfect waifu>can give birth to my baby>probably cares better for it than a foid
finally
>It's real!It's over for femoids
>>107114012Holy shit the walking is fucking unbelievably good
>>107114012Why do I find this ridiculous?
>>107114012needs to be bannedshit like this will destroy society instantly.
>>107114012I thought the unitree natural walking was already good, but this takes the cakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dFTc4W8wm0
>>107114790For the many babies we will make.
Cant wait for my custom mod robowife!
I'm surprised that no one posted the Detroit Become Human meme with the two bots
>>107114925birthrates already crashed and its because of women
>>107114520Exactly. I have yet to see a robot unveiling that didn't look fake as shit. And given that none of them ever got to market it seems I was right.
>>107116767well post it then mememaster
>>107114958Couldn't you have layers of silicone and fat/oil to make it better?
>>107114955>>upper class birth rates plummetNot true. Only middle class birth rates is plummeting. The upper class is breeding like rabbits, like elon musk.
>>107116928i don't have the pic on my computerwaiting for someone to do it
>>107115022GOGOGOGOGO
>>107114925>>107116809unironically what i want
>>107114389
>>107116216Seems to me that """Society""" was already (((destroyed)))... over a century ago.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution
>>107114790Extra batteries in the ass and breasts
>>107117377That typical AI perfect skin shading>Black male, asian femalelikely>Asian male, black femaleextremely unlikely>source?there are infographics of date apps that states the percentages of searches of those groups
>>107114775explains all the chinese organ harvesters
>>107114790To look cute in a maid outfit.
>>107114815Proof it's not a person in a suit?
>>107114012Unless it works completely offline and you can also fuck it, pass
>>107114925Only a small percentage of the ultra rich will ever be able to have a robowaifu. Birthrates will continue to plummet but it will be due to easy access to porn and contraceptives.
>>107114012sex sex sex
>>107115144>it became realitykek
>>107114012WHY THE FUCK IS THE CLIT SO BIG?TRANNY???
>>107114012knobby knees.would not fuck.
>>107114076>>107116831I don't think we're that far from these things working outside of control environments, they train them virtually in simulations so the guy with the most servers can make the best bots.that company selling them for 20k was some grifter (probably planning to buy said training later) but I think we'll see real ones from companies with money a bit later.the issue I have if these things are any good at all then the entire labor market disappears overnight, and I dont really see why these would ever hit consumer shelves.
>>107114012it's coal
>>107114012What is that pussy switch under the clothing?
Robot means slave what is the loss by making a slave a womanWould you rather have a bunch of women slaves or male slaves?Kind of makes me wonder what was the point of slaves being strong in the first place. Must have been faggotry.
>>107120215Robot does not mean slave. It’s made up word derived from peasant forced labour done by people that were technically not slaves. The word was invented by a writer who wrote sci-fi story about artificial manufactured humanoid creatures that were perfectly loyal and followed orders, which made them take over all the jobs and once they took over all the jobs they suddenly stopped being loyal and killed humanity. Yes, this is the oldest story about AI.
>>107120215very brown-coded post, despite the well-written english
>>107120236https://languagehat.com/robots-in-greek-sic/
>>107114012thats literally a guy in a suit why the fuck is no one pointing out the obvious
>>107120268Yeah, it’s not slave in Greek, it’s made up word by Slavic writer from Slavic word for servitude.
all of you are coomtard brained that's a femoid in a suit
>>107114012Sorry but this is the most “person in a suit” shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
>>107114775A robot cannot have a sex wtf
>>107120390>>107120402>>107120334https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DdzDKJnu63cHere a video of them opening the robot up
>>107114012Tits too small. Wake me up when it's bimbomaxxed and or a clone of Peta Jensen's body
>>107120424Yeah I’ve seen the whole thing before. The opening is what made me think it’s a person in a suit. Why the fuck would you feel the need to prove it was a robot if you knew it was a robot? WTF part of a robot is “plastic mesh connecting to nothing with LEDs indicating nothing underneath”?
>>107120407kek
>>107120463Probably because the walking is so natural that people will think it's a human in a suit? Like what so many people are doing in this thread?
>>107114784kino
>>107120424it has a really nice ass, not gonna lie
>>107114925>The women are all man-hating, self-loathing freaks chanting for the downfall of western civilization and blaming everyone but themselves for their inability to form coherent worldviews>Anon is then surprised that nobody wants the crazy people>Shocked Pikachu Face.jpgAre they going to fix women and turn them back into normal human beings? No? Then bring on the sex bots. They don't care about society, why should we?
>>107120568>women want to fuck and suck have a career>men are to blame
>>107114958>wanting saggy titsJesus Christ, you really need to get laid my dude.
>>107116307Share the mod, bwo.
Don't robots need onboard AI processing to be fully autonomous? So thiccer robots = more compute & more battery life
>>107120929Thicc = more massMore mass = more batteries req'dThin is in, broski.
>>107114012Uhhhh why is there a tiny bulge on her crotch?
>>107120929They wouldnt need onboard AI processing. They can be teleoperated by an off-board GPU cluster.
>>107114012Bigger tits and ass please.Also, it needs heels so the catwalk gets more sex.
>>107114037Is that a Large Clit or Tiny Dick ? OR just the place holder ?
>>107114012Why it looks like a human pretending to walk like a robot?
>>107121321Because that's how good robotics have gotten. https://x.com/IamRamenPanda/status/1986289235700424997Here is what it looks like without the skin
>>107114012what is the utility of the tits?
https://www.1x.tech/How can eurocucks even recover If americanos can buy Neo chorebots to do basicly all home tedious work for $500 a month. Not fair
>>107114925only a small minority of freaks is interested in sex bots
>>107114012>Chinese companySo it's not a self-operated AI android.Some chink is standing offstage with a fuck-huge controller. They've been running this same SCAM for years now, look into the bullshit they pull when trying to compete with Boston Dynamics.Alert me when it's anybody but the Chinks making bots.
>>107121539>chinkbot>allowing other faggots into your home via robo- surveillance>getting murdered by some cunt on the other side of the planet because you are too lazy to clean your own home.Fuck No!
>>107121873>So it's not a self-operated AI android.No shit dickweed, there's no "self-operated AI android" in the market at all yet. Elon's shit, that robot with a big little planet doll face are all teleoperated.Closest would be boston dynamics' atlas but even that one is limited in scope of what it can do, and has only operated in controlled testing environments. And not really sold at all, its basically a research platform.
>>107121998>No shit dickweed, there's no "self-operated AI android" in the market at all yet.we just need more data and then we can upgrade your unit to full autonomous operation.how long and on how many different products are they going to run this scam?
>>107121998Thus, >Alert me when it's anybody but the Chinks making bots.I won't be impressed with anybody's bots until they are fully autonomous.
>>107114341>>107114790
This is how the robot looks like without her skin btw
>>107114925I don't care. Just give me a robot with an onahole and it has auto-cleaning function and I would immediately buy one.
>>107122258>her
>>107114790Pro-human aesthetic purposes
>>107122273>not wanting to shower/take a bath together with your waterproof waifubotlow T
>>107114925The male sexual revolution necessarily must follow the female one. And in our sexual revolution, we can finally replace their necessity in the household
>>107114012Putting sexual characteristics on robots should be banned outright.
>>107122258I WANT HEELSAND STOCKINGSAND MAID COSTUME
>>107122297it is fascinating that women turn to the state while men turn to technology to ameliorate the damages caused by the divide between the sexes. it makes sense given the nature of each, i suppose
>>107114012you think you can... you know...... down there...?
>>107122258seductive hip swing and catwalks are my weakness.
>>107122258would
>>107120424>>107114012I wish they made it taller
>>107122320>it is fascinating that women turn to the state while men turn to technology to ameliorate the damages from the (((cause))) of the divide between the sexes.FTFY
>>107122398They clearly left a gap sufficient for a Tenga, etc., in the frontal crotch zone. >>107122258
>>107114012can I get xer (it?) with wider hips and thicker thighs?
>>107122681This is practically a miracle that they have achieved such female humanlike motion in a humanoid this tall. Be happy, not picky. All anon's little wants will come in due time once the yuans start flowing at an industrial scale.>tl;drPatience.
I saw that preddit is losing its mind over this thing. They claim it looks like a GTA prostitute, does a sexy hip swaying walk and lament the fact that it looks human at all. One highly upvoted comment asked why it didn't look like the monolith robot from Insterstellar.Why are predditors like this?
>>107122982go back
>>107122982>Why are predditors like this?>wondering why (((onions-central))) does anything...Estrogen, of course.
China will 100% produce waifubots and make them as hyperreal and functional as possible (or not if you’re into clanker aesthetics). Their aging demographic virtually assures this
>>107123046as someone who is alone and grown accustomed to being alone and what it entails I don't understand the people who want these robot females."talking" to a computer is no better than talking to yourself and fucking a toaster is just masturbation with extra steps.
>>107123046>Their aging demographic virtually assures thisEvery industrialized nation has this exact same issue. Its because of feminism's contamination, not aging. (And in China's specific case, the 50M+ excess men from their decades-long "One Child Policy" I personally consider to be the primary driver of their rapid advances now for gynoids like this.)But you're correct in your basic point anon: they will 100% produce robowaifus.
>>107123102Both of those things sound pleasant to me so I will get one if it's affordable enough.
>>107114012This looks amazing but she needs to be more slim and a better head, this one looks hyper aggressive and unpleasant to look at. Still many flaws but at least they get the beauty standard and motion more or less right.
>>107114012>it's time for snusnu, my software has been updated for the pelvis shattering error
>>107114775You planned to buy a slave from the dark web now you don't have to.
>>107123285This is a BFD that a major corporation is creating a humanoid that is clearly designed for a female beauty aesthetic! Nitpicking little details rn is misguided to say the least. Just imagine if any Western mega-corporation tried to do this atm.>tl;drIf nothing else, just enjoy the saltmines incoming!!
>>107114119
>>107123303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMt4VcbWkloI want this doll.
>>107122258Are the pistons in the legs linear actuators? They are pretty fast if so
>>107114012Perfect breast size too, just need to boost thigh thickness
>>107114800No tongue model.It’s roughly the level of Reboot, except 30 years later. They’ve done nothing.It’s like giving literal monkeys an 3nm Fab facility.
>>107122258She looks better than you would without your skin
>>107114012Dropped $2k on some stocksshould bring me some extra spending money
why don’t we just clone and genetically engineer people? tom brady cloned his dog, that dolly the sheep tech must be pretty advanced by now right?
>>107121326I like how it has a very feminine walk.
>>107122258Wasn't there a movie about this once?
>>107122258ok? And this is what a woman looks like without her skin on btw
>>107114012>Android with titsWhy does an android need tits? Riddle me that
>>107123118Was the "one child policy" the most retarded and self destructive thing China has ever done?
>>107123848Depending on your future vision cloning, gene editing, cybernetics, and robotics aren't mutually exclusive technologies
>>107123885It can't be an effective nannybot without milk reservoirs.
>>107123902>Was the "one child policy" the most retarded and self destructive thing China has ever done?Yes and no. Clearly its detrimental to the poor men there who have no practical hope of ever obtaining a legit wife. OTOH, that unrequited male drive on their collective parts has led to this exact breakthrough announced here this past 24hrs!!
>>107123850Clearly the source motion data was MOCAP'd from an actual female performing that walk.
>>107123848Nigga they cloned Biden multiple times, of course there are clones now, but no way they’re actually legitimizing that without the whole system coming down
>>107122258SEXOOOOOO
>>107122258It's the hipswing.Damn, imagine it doing a lapdance.
>>107123957lol
>>107122258That's crazy feels almost like fake... first robot that has more advanced torso and something that resemble spine, also place for vagina... but still not right, hips should be more apart and spine should have some curve.
>>107122258They need to only display a silicone pelvic area, including the bone and the belly next time they have it walk. The rest can still be bot
female?
>>107123885The word is "gynoid", fren. And if you really don't know why, then I'd suggest you leave now while you still can.
>>107124293Probably a wiring connector or some of the thicker conductor cabling that moved during walking. Obvs this is still an early prototype design : >>107122258
>>107124293It's a fat clitoris. Sensitivity set to 200%.
>>107123802Yes, and yes.
>>107114012Would
>>107114012i kind of hate this weird wrapped in fabric shit that this company and neo are doing. it's like i'm looking at a weird puppet animatronic. i would much rather have something closer to the teslabot with visible joints and clean plastic, with big ass titties of course
>>107124633Having some kind of protective sheath or shroud around the system is good for both the Master and for the robowaifu. It protects them both from damage, and in the case of the robowaifu, from contaminants.Also remember this is an early prototype model. This is NOT how the production gynoids are going to appear. They will probably have additional squishy softstuff in all the right places. Patience, anon.
soon
>>107123856those hip bones look male to me
>>107123927those all would be 100% possibility if they figured out how humans can survive when cloned. Newsflash, they probably need robotic parts to clone humans that last since they lack something that flesh and bone humans do that are birthed from the womb rather than the tube.
>>107125088NEED
>>107125168>tfw aftermarket parts will consist of increasingly high tech artificial wombs, optimized for pleasure and childbirth
>>107122311patrician taste for a chang.
>>107125168>wf3 permanently banned from /v/
>>107114012Tits, butt, hips and belly not big enoughI'm not buying till they look like this.
>>107125620
>>107114012But is she fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques?
>>107114047
>>107114012>literally a woman cosplayingwhy are you retards so gullable?
>>107114012*notices her buldge*OwO
>>107120424thats it? now i know its fake and gay lmao
>>107114076>pajeet has to watch through a pov camera as fat middleage men fuck this robotPLEASED TO BE DOING IT HARDER, SAAR. DO NOT REDEEM INSIDE OF ME.
>>107126014A broad variety of pleasuring.
We now have diy robowaifus and now advanced expensive robowaifus. The future is now
>>107123856>so I was like bro, what the fuck?
>>107127894This. And over time, the quality of DIY will improve just as expensive will. One big difference:DIY IS OFFLINE, NO CLOUD.
>>107114012Why give a robotic humanoid tits?Fucking thirsty incels...
>>107120154>I dont really see why these would ever hit consumer shelves.Consumers = people with money = people who can give you profit. It's not about keeping a supply to meet demand, it's about inducing as much demand as possible and having supply play catch-up. We're in the pre-order age, anon. We're already pre-ordering 20k robots and cars.
>>107114012>a man in suitliking the evangelion vibes tho
>>107124315>wiring connectormale wiring conector :^)
>>107117982Date apps show that nogs aren't popular among asians though. Both male and female
>>107128699>>107128732misslinked
>>107128739anus is not female tho. and seriously that thing is a guy in a suit.
Why stop at humanoid robots? Lets go ahead and put boobs on all of our daily appliances. The washing machine, the dryer, the mixer, the stereo...... Boobs on everything and anything that moves and jiggles even slightly.
I don't understand the le it's over for femoid commentsMale bots are the most popular bots in basically every single chat bot servicesThey want sex robots too just like us, it's mutual
>>107128804Because once robowaifus hit the world's (((systems))) like a barreling freight train, (((feminism))) and all it's supplicants will be bowled flat on their asses, left out in the cold.A new age of males will dawn...
>>107122258Erotic
>>107125131Women hips aren’t twice the width of their shoulders>>107128473Why should humanoid robots have heads and not just cameras on their hands and chest? It’s just unnecessary chunk that you have balance and articulate
>>107128804Women don’t celebrate their victories, instead they focus on how men might be happier than them, and try to crush that instead
>>107114012China won
>>107128804Men prefer watching porn over chatting with robots, especially if it’s SFW service like Character.AI that allows you to just type romance bs.
>>107122258Disappointed the boobs are pure aesthetics, they could have added two batteries or something and claimed it's vital for balance.
>>107129708To counterbalance that it would need a fatter assAnd to have a bot that can go forever it needs even bigger boobies and fatter asses
>>107114012out of 1 0
>>107129708Booba could be used to carry all sorts of liquid treats, anon. Aesthetics today, gallon jugs tomorrow, ehh? :)>>107129723>To counterbalance that it would need a fatter assWhat's wrong with that?
>>107129753>What's wrong with that?You mean what’s right with that because everything’s right with that
>>107122258
>>107114790So I can molest them. Next question please.
>>107128473Why not? It will be better for everyone if we do, right?
>>107128473same reason they make them humanoid instead of giving them actually useful form. boomers are more likely to invest into humanoid bots they've seen in the movies then giant spiders.
>>107114012Wow.. a robot with tits that can walk real slow...We truly live in 2050 brahs
>>107130381Tell us all about the waifubots you've fashioned lately then, fren?How the weather in the Florida panhandle, btw?
>>107129708Imagine if robots had hot-swappable boob batteries
>>107130381It will be doing backflips in a year
>>107114925You're saying it could induce BBC (big birth-rate change)?
>>107130427/thread.>>107130603Make it so, Number One.
that's a woman in a suit.>>107114047fapfapfap
>>107120424I'll believe it when they take off the face plate... and don't have a cut between the close-up and the walking about.
>>107121326why can't we see the head to show it isn't being suspended.
>>107120154>then the entire labor market disappears overnightwait a minute... I'm the labor market
>>107114012>tfw I kind of want my maid bot to be a little retarded.the robot autism is kind of endearing for me
>>107122258Now make it giant and make it able to fly and give it giant guns and put a cockpit in the chest so I can pilot it.
>>107114012>born too late to experience the biggest era of economic wellbeing in history>born too early to experience the joys of being a teenage boy with a maid mommywife android girl companion>born just in time for three major economic recessions, COVID lockdowns, peak clown world, Tinder hoeflation and grinding hundreds of hours on LinkedIn and HR ritual humiliations just for the chance of wasting 8 hours of my life doing something I hate until my body gives outFuck.
>>107130427Other robots can already do that.
>>107114800>floppy titsKeep your hag
>>107124293instant preorder
>>107114012Kek redditors are coping about how it's just a chinawoman in a suit. The jew FEARS the Gynoid
>>107120268>>107120367The word itself if made-up, and its origins are actually even more ancient than ancient Greek language. It has the same root (orbho) as the modern English word "orphan" because that's who ancient slaves usually were in times before slavery proper. Orphans of a tribe adopted by other families. Being adopted naturally meant they were the lowest in the social hierarchy of the family, and therefore had to do all the shittiest kinds of work. So from the very beginning the concept was heavily associated with hard, menial labour.Then slavery became a thing, because development of agriculture meant one person could be feeding several by working (supervised) in the fields all day, so it became more feasible to capture members of other tribes to work for you.Before that you would slaughter them simply because as hunter-gatherers you competed for the same limited resources, and forcing someone to gather/hunt things for you could really only be done to the willing (i.e. orphans of your own tribe) as outsiders would simply run away the moment they are left alone in the forest.This is where two concepts (orphan/slave) started to drift apart, and why Greek word for a slave (doulos) has a different origin, unrelated to the concept of orphan, and instead is based on the idea of enemy or foreigner.So while the word robot (orbho -> orbota -> robota -> robot) is associated with slavery, it's more about someone/something doing hard physical labour in general, and it's closest "real" analogue would be German "arbeiter" which comes from the same root (orbho -> arbaidiz -> arbeit -> arbeiter).
