>design so perfect that it hasn't changed in over 100 yearsThe best designed piece of technology in recent history.
It can't even hold a stack of 400 sheets of paper together. There's room for improvement.
>>107117889Outdated. Where is the AI assistant?
>>107117889This won't fit in my ass
>>107117889usecase?
>>107118007Temporarily affixing sheets of paper together when a staple isn't appropriate
>>107117967stfu anon
No its this.
>>107117948its also useful for things outside of holding paper
>>107117954dude, it literally pioneered the ai assistant
>>107118007fucking up old computers
>>107117948Use case?
>>107118344Say a just printed out 400 pages of furry trans erotic fanfic from a bunch for forums and wish to temporarily join them together.
Trump said at several rallies that he thinks the guy who invented it is a genius. Bend a little piece of metal and become a billionaire.
>>107118731I have just the solution
>>107117889Get your weak shit out of here
>>107117954here
>>107118007i remember using them when I forgot to take the CD off of my PC but they had that handy ejection hole
>>107118263change any profile picture you have to picrel
>>107117889try 5000 years
>>107117889Uhhh no.The best technology gave us garlic powder you moron.
>>107117967But a hundred thousand will.
>>107119688sex and pasta with this creature
>>107119688Who the fuck does need garlic powder?
>>107120041People who want their food to taste good.
>>107117967Damn you're that tight?
>>107120052But why powder? Fresh garlic is much better.
>>107117889How am I supposed to use this? There's no monthly subscription fee to pay.
>>107117948>give me 500 billion to make the paperclip betternice try, scam altman