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>design so perfect that it hasn't changed in over 100 years
The best designed piece of technology in recent history.
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It can't even hold a stack of 400 sheets of paper together.

There's room for improvement.
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>>107117889
Outdated. Where is the AI assistant?
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>>107117889
This won't fit in my ass
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>>107117889
usecase?
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>>107118007
Temporarily affixing sheets of paper together when a staple isn't appropriate
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>>107117967
stfu anon
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No its this.
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>>107117948
its also useful for things outside of holding paper
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>>107117954
dude, it literally pioneered the ai assistant
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>>107118007
fucking up old computers
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>>107117948
Use case?
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>>107118344
Say a just printed out 400 pages of furry trans erotic fanfic from a bunch for forums and wish to temporarily join them together.
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Trump said at several rallies that he thinks the guy who invented it is a genius. Bend a little piece of metal and become a billionaire.
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>>107118731
I have just the solution
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>>107117889
Get your weak shit out of here
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>>107117954
here
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>>107118007
i remember using them when I forgot to take the CD off of my PC but they had that handy ejection hole
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>>107118263
change any profile picture you have to picrel
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>>107117889
try 5000 years
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>>107117889
Uhhh no.
The best technology gave us garlic powder you moron.
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>>107117967
But a hundred thousand will.
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>>107119688
sex and pasta with this creature
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>>107119688
Who the fuck does need garlic powder?
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>>107120041
People who want their food to taste good.
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>>107117967
Damn you're that tight?
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>>107120052
But why powder? Fresh garlic is much better.
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>>107117889
How am I supposed to use this? There's no monthly subscription fee to pay.
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>>107117948
>give me 500 billion to make the paperclip better
nice try, scam altman



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