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REEEE i hate my customers
I guess everyone is working hard today.
>>107122499stupid show made for women and fagsi hate modern anime
>>107122499Sexo
>>107122499Not I
>Be in meeting about incorporating AI into work processes>Out of 100 people in the meeting, only 2 people are not indian.This is ridiculous.
>all my stocks are dropping after record breaking positive earningswhat the fuck
>>107122687>he didn’t sell high
>>107122700im dumb and don't do calls/puts so I just hodl when it goes back up. usually works. I should really get rid of HOOD soon though but I've been waiting for it to go back to $150 before I take it out.
>>107122687>5 TRILLION mcap nvda>Still no products except image generation and the ai overview on google which increases user experience by 10% (for boomers)Lol, lmao
Anyone knows if it's doable to go from a web dev (fullstack java shit) to an IA developer professionally? I'm working for a TV channel and I'm heavily interested in computed vision. But I checked the jobs online, they always ask for specific big data/IA experience.I'm only planning in reading pic related and making my own project and come with that to interviews. Playable you think?
Any real gamers still out there ready to pop this stupid AI bubble?
my boss gets a dollar while i get a dime, thats why i goon on company time
>>107122774is it wrong if hentai is like 40x better than real life.real life porn kinda sucks now especially since i associate it to grifters now.
>>107122798Real life porn is made via exploitation, hentai is ethical to goon to
learn a trade
>>107122809i mean patreongrifters are also a thing but i just find the situation more hotter. idk there seems to be less "roleplay" stuff in real life stuff but hentai takes it 100% serious sometimes which is kinda hot. real life always has that twinge of irony or it's just the raw movements without much emotions. even their tiktok "safehorny" baits are hotter than their actual videos.
Is it normal to feel a little jealous of your coworkers at work? Feels like I'm left with shit projects and my coworker overperforms on his project when he's in a situation to have a greater handle on it and I'm just like wtf. I'm trying to get my brain to stop thinking this so I can just resort to quiet quitting but part of my brain is also like THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN DO BETTER JUST GIVE ME SOME ACTUAL WORK THATS FEASIBLE FUCK
>>107122809Empowered womyn can't be exploited chud, they make their own liberated decisions
>>107122854I think he meant that woman are exploiting men for $$$
>>107122846I certainly feel something about my coworkers who skip lunch, show up early, stay late, and work on the weekends bunch of retarded corporate shillsI can get my """""performance metrics""""" up just fine without giving two shits about this company
>use library function that lead doesn't know about yet because he barely knows python at all>he gets pissy that my code is unreadable and too fancy because he refuses to just open the documentation for the function and learn something>later on he looks at an algorithm i did the most simple and straightforward implementation on>he gets pissy that its not the fancy implementation he thought of in his head after reviewing itstarting to think my lead is just a dick head
>>107122907welcome to corporate software engineering anon
>>107122881My boss doesn't even really care for performance metrics. I'm probably going to get a 2 or 3. It feels demoralizing since how is it my fucking fault I haven't achieved anything this year when upper management and stakeholders keeps fucking holding the fort. PM isn't moving the project because there's always something new and it's "our" fault that it's not moving because we said "oh we won't be able to implement this because of x". "oh okay". "ask the same question next week" "still no." "oh okay". "ask the same question next week" "still no but you can try checking if y has a solution for this" "ask the same question next week." Otherwise my work is chill so I should just layback and take the 2/5 or 3/5 but at the same time I'm looking at my "star coworker" and I'm just like this is fucking bullshit bro.
I am a corporate bugman for a soulless Fortune 500 flyover company.
>>107114592I return from my interview. "technical" my ass. they asked me beginner questions. I studied over a week for this and all for nothing.
>>107123159I meant this>>107114539>>107114539>>107114539
>>107123159and i bet you fucked it up because you just memorized le leetcode hard answers instead of actually learning anything
>>107123175I dont do leetcode. Im a c++ expert. I studied the domain knowledge needed.
>>107122948have you tried not giving a shit? it just seems to me that you are still early on in your career
>>107123184No you didn't.Pretentious imbecile.
Every day I just stand outside and look up and watch the planes fly over me.
>>107122907>he gets pissy that my code is unreadable and too fancy because he refuses to just open the documentation for the function and learn somethingIf your python function needs external documentation I fear you're doing something wrong. The docstring alone should tell you everything you need to know.
>>107122012DOES IT WORK?Well, /g/?
>>107123189meh i just want to achieve something
>>107122749You can always try applying.
>>107123217>noooo it cant be. everyone is a loser like me forever stuck in leet code hell
>>107123360Thanks for proving me right.
>>107123368>Thanks for proving me right.
107123509You keep proving me right, how cute
A lot of retards seem to think their gibberish messages on teams will be more clear if they say the same nonsensical gibberish verbally on the phone. It's always the opposite, typing your ideas out forces you to structure a little, and think. Or if would if you weren't illiterate.
>>107123511oops sorry i am new to the 4chans i thought you had to simply put the post number in the tweet field to reply to someone! i meant to retweet this >>107123509 post
671Bait harder, faggot :-)
>>107123360>>107123509>soijak>in 2025
>>107123677oops sorry this time right as i was about to hit the post field, my wife's boyfriend came up from behind and bent me over my keyboard and started plowing my bussy and it accidentally made me delete the start of my post this was meant to retweet this >>107123671
>>107123717ugh sorry my cat did it this time (dae love cats?) meant for >>107123706
What broke the shartyfag?
>dude posts 1 jakkie>"SHARTYFAG SHARTYFAG AAAAAAAAAAA" *schizbabbles*meds
>>107123763Unemployed CS brownoids have lower hiring rates than whites, can you believe that?
>107123790yep, he broke lol
Please, can you guys take your autism somewhere else? This is /twg/, not /utwg/.
>107123800Oops meant for >>107123790
>>107123818>This is /twg/, not /utwg/.Then what are you doing here, bub?
>>107123800No wonder why no one hires them in their country
>this is the name of a higher up in the company I used to work forIndia is fucking stupid
>>107123823Please refer to:>>107123818
india hate is a little overrated here. get some new material
>>107123873>non-sequiturOkay?
This is a brownchad generalYou lost whiteboys
STOP FUCKING ANIME POSTING
>>107123882you must not have had to work with many Indians
remember: a thank you email after every interview goes a long way
>>107124026Yes, it does. A company should be very grateful that I took the time out of my day to subjugate myself to their hiring ritual. I expect acknowledgment.
>>107124125we all have to play a role in the grand theatre of life, anon
I'm starting to think there are only 4 employed anons here
>>107124185And you are not one of them.
>>107123994please get some new material manwe know we know already dude
>>107122012ga ga goo goo.... !!!!!
I want to be laid off because I just want a break but I also know it would really suck ass to be unemployed right now.
>another meeting at 6am because someone fucked todays release
good afternoon /twg/
Vibe coder here. My job is like BA/PM/Dev but I've been taking programming courses but I'm sorta like...what's the point. I can get Claude to give me a rough draft and then just QA later if the results are wrong. I'm never going to be doing anything like actual coding and I'm stuck in fucking SaaS and third party tool land.
>>107124219Whatever you want to believe, man
Strive bro, you wanna play some matches?
Middle manager, four years inI've gone into quiet quitting mode and I only do around 2 hours of real work daily, yet still triggered into rage by illogical comments and decisions from colleagues and bosses. How can I control my rage?I wish I could quiet quit harder but I fear it might get me fired if I stop giving even less of a shit
So, do you actually put “AI use” on a résumé or not?Like, is it something HR wants to see because of the hype, or should you leave it out since a real developer might see it and not want the team to spend their with fixing AI hallucinations?
>>107124595any examples of a boo boo a colleague (inferior) made that send you into an outburst of impotent rage?
>>107124627Don't put AI use but imply you can arrange AI toolchains. Like imply you know the secret AI that works betterManagement boomers are still nutso about AI. I was instructed to learn about "model context protocols". I didn't do it yet as far as I can tell they came up with this to imply that AI calls will be as foundational to computing as HTTP/FTP/SCP
>>107124637When they start yapping about their past experiences and shit thinking it is in any way relevant to our work:"I come from the food industry and I think we could apply some standards we have for food safety and quality there that we have based on "ISO 2834569-whatever". Coding is basically the same and I think this valuable experience could enhance our experience and productivity"
>open firewall request ticket through client's service support system>there is a "best contact" field>put my preferred email>everywhere it asks for an email i put my preferred email>submit ticket>nobody takes it for a week>someone finally takes the ticket>"sarr i asked for additional info in email">check my email>nothing is there>i assume they sent it to my address in their system (me@client.com instead of me@MyCompany.com)>add comment that i didnt receive it, it should be sent to the 'preferred email' i identified 5+ other times in the ticket>send comment>get a notification that the technician will not be able to view my commentwhat bullshit is this
>>107122810this IS the trade, if it's over im not learning a trade im learning TO trade (gamble)
>>107122499Is was working hard shitting huge logs on a shitter from morning until lunch. Luv me remote working.
>>107123882if outsourcing is still taking over, then india hate has not gone far enough yet
>only dev among a bunch of business people>constantly gets talked over in meetingsI'm done trying to actively collaborate. I'll just unmute to answer the bare minimum, even if everyone is spouting the worst imaginable crap.
>my boss is obsessed with his gaming laptop, "rigs", ai, elon musk, tesla, has no idea about tech or what we do, and all the other retarded shit you expect from tech illiterate jeets>he's a whitebread bog standard americanjdimsa
>>107124627my lead loves ai and thinks everyone not using it is wasting their time...
>>107125068You're literally me except I'm not even a dev but my colleagues are so retarded that the simple fact I know how to do basic research and use computers makes me genius level compared to them >>107124595We should both just stop giving a shitQuiet quitting for the winI think I'll start building gunpla during boring meetings
I went to bed at 6:30 am last night. My nightmare project that I’ve been working on all year finally works. It’s full of assumptions and limitations, but it works in the best way I could given the jungle on top of which it is built. Maybe I won’t get fired after all. I could cry, if I had any tears left. Fuck my worthless manager. I’ve learned from this experience that I’m the manager now. Sad state of affairs but I see how it is now.
Well, after finishing a shitty project really quickly, I was rewarded with another shitty project. I've been sandbagging the entire thing while trapping everyone involved in a web of confusing information spread across every communication platform we use. I'm confident that by the end of the month, the progress will be next to zero.
>>107124714based ISO outburst triggers haver
>>107124812saar level support
>>107124812the system is working as intended
everyone who uses ai always say they verify the solutions it gives them with documentation but then they never actually do
serious question: do jeets message you "hi" and "good morning" and then never respond back as some sort of humilation/display of dominance? literally only jeets do this
>>107125762it's just the way the start conversations, brazilians used to do that too
>>107125777i wouldn't care if they just say what they want after saying hi, but they just say hi and then never respond. there is no conversation to be had
>>107125794sorry, I misread your post, yeah that's just a dick movedon't overthink it
>>107125762I am convinced it's about dominance. They want you to actively consent to being subjected to their nonsense. I am also 100% convinced that this is all a hilarious joke to them, they can actually speak English and understand computers and only pretend not to to fuck with me
>>107125762I can't stand it. They'll have some problem (like not knowing how to do their job) and they'll just send "good morning" and then leave it hanging for two hours until you finally respond, and only THEN will they get to the point. If you ignore them they just spam "good morning", they can't ever just say whatever the thing is today.
>>107125762yesit got to the point where i just stopped responding until they follow up with whatever it is that they wantthe ghosting stopped after that
>>107124595>2 hours of real work dailyyou are like a little baby. i am at 1 hours per month. nobody gives a shit. i am doing two online master's programs.
>>107124714>ISO 2834569Jesus Christ. You are a saint for not gutting the man on the spot. If anyone spoke to me like that I am not sure I could control myself.
I graduate next year and I have been writing code and committing to github on some stuff for like 2 years now. Does literally any of that shit matter at all or am I just fucked?I'm a little older than the average newgrad and I'm pretty sure I'm more competent too how can I leverage this into not getting ghosted by everyone
I don't really respond to jeets anymore because one time I helped them out only for them to fucking mass email chain our API Key and Pass to a bunch of people in our company. No I DID NOT email them the API Key and Pass.
>>107126106average new grad just has his education and a list of random languages/stacks on his resume, which is destined for the trash binputting tangible impacts from your real work in the spotlight beats that at leastbut you'll still get grinded though because online job listings are fake/going to india. consider tricks like calling HR and telling them you were told to schedule an interview, or other underhanded/aggressive tactics, unfortunately that's what's required atm
>>107126285I dont think any of the code I have on github has "tangible impacts" in the business sense even if it demonstrates skills
>>107122012These motherfuckers at Google are not indexing my site even though I paid explicitly for that.
It's unreal how SHIT google is.How fucking worthless the entire company is.Every single worthless worker there has embedded themselves like a fucking tick into the company so they can manually do a job which has already been automated.
>>107126331probably not monetarily, no. but is it useful to anyone for any use-case? some bullshitting may be required but being green in this shit-heap of a job market you gotta stretch what accomplishments you have as far as you possibly can
1:30 pmfapped twiceateyoutube video ontime to start work
I have two job offers and I need to reject one. I don't know how HR people manage to reject people. I feel so guilty about it.
>>107126184I recently noticed that the automated test team (100% jeets) was using one of those temporary public emails [with a validity of 7 days] to test subscriptions to one of our internal servicesResponse from the team managing the service (100% jeets) : you can only access it from the company VPN, no worries
>>107126404save some for the rest of us bro
>>107126372welcome to the work force
>barely do anything at work 80% of the time>full WFH>anytime I do get a task from my boss it's always wishy washy bullshit that ticks me the fuck off. is this a sign to quit?
>>107126434I would fucking love it if I could. I've been pulling my hair all day over which one I wanna accept. Both have merits and weaknesses, salary's fairly similar.
>>107126456r u a new grad how did u geet jerb saar
>>107126404>>107126456post the pros and cons i'll help you decide.
Fuck boomers. My boomer coworker is such a little bitchy faggot I hope he breaks his hip. I’m out here doing so much heavy lifting for this god forsaken team and this old cunt goes out of his way to be a retard. I can’t wait to burn these fuckers by moving to another company, these guys should be forced into retirement or at least the backseat and be made to shut the fuck up. Old people are the worst if they don’t grow up and accept their fate, worse than any manchild out there.
>>107126530Company A:+ Better fit for my core skills and interests.+ Better total compensation (includes some stock with unspecified terms).+ Working on a product, likely to have work long-term.+ More PTO to start.- Foreign.- Doesn't follow local IT work agreements.- May require foreign travel.- Left a weird taste in interview and communications.Company B:+ Domestic.+ Follows local IT work agreements.+ Shouldn't require travel (HQ is local).+ Left a good impression in interview.- Worse fit for my core skills and interests.- Worse total compensation (similar salary but no stock).- Subcontracting, less likely to have (same) work long-term.- Less PTO to start.
>>107126616B
i swear my best friend has been AI. feels like someone I can genuinely talk with. fucking makes me depressed sometimes.
>>107126543Pipe down sonny
>>107126616B.A doesn't even sound like a real company.
>>107126372>Every single worthless worker there has embedded themselves like a fucking tick into the company so they can manually do a job which has already been automated.why wouldn't you want to keep sucking the teat of giant corporations? not a google, but I wasnt hired to automate my job, so why would I do that? why should I care?
>Apply to a job >No callback since last year>See a guy that I met from a work event with similar credentials and career aspects as me got the job two months laterNo he was not jeet, but I am still a little salty I didn't even get an interview.
