Name the technology
>>107230898number pad
Winamp FoobarGimp Blender Adobe Acrobat
imageglass
mouse and keyboard
>>107230898kys spammer
>>107230898>uncFine, I'll bite, what gen alpha garbage term are we adopting this time? Is it short for uncle?
>>107230898certified unc moments:>'repairable' tech like framework that is more expensive than just buying new every time something breaks>local versions of saas/cloud services that are worse and cost more in time and lost features than just paying the subscription>redundant trash like standalone mp3 players
>>107230964i still have the mp3 player
as an uncslopper gtfo out my lawn kids:>zoomer slop>spotify subscription>netflix subscription>tik tok>trillions of youtube extensions>instagram / snapchat
>>107230916>FoobarName a better music player>BlenderBlender is zoomerware actually. Uncs use Maya with irreplaceable custom plugins.Rest is completely right kek
>>107230964The corpo brainwash got you gooood
>>107230939https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QGR4PsGdixU
>>107230898usenet
>>107230914You clearly don't do anything worthwhile with a PC.
>>107230898mouse+keyboard
>>107230898Apple.
>>107230898Still unsurpassed
>>107230898personal computer (also known as PC)
>>107230939i think it's the new "ok boomer", just another offensive term for people older than themselves
>>107230898Voice assistants, smart speakers, virtual assistants on websites.
>>107230898nero burning rom
>>107230939Hey unc, you're like 3 whole years behind on this hip new lingo. It's not necessarily meant to be offensive. It's not at all endearing either. It just is what it is. You're 15+ years older than these guys, so you're unc to them. It's funny... I grew up in Japan for a lot of my childhood. We always had a similar word for older people "ojisan". It means unc, it's literally exactly the same word as unc in english now. It's just cool to witness that sort of convergence of concepts across two different languages
>>107232565oh yeah, I thought everyone moved on to imgburn or something ages ago and even that is unc status at this point
>>107231078blender?zoomieware?a was messing around with blender 20 years agoand it was 10 years old at that pointholy fuck zoomies are worthless
>>107230898PCs
>>1072308984chanbreathing
>>107233097>pcs>slop
>>107230898Stop forcing your shit
>>107233106he even does it wrong>product in search of a usecase
>>107232571it's actually asian thing"ojiisan" and "niisan" (for stranger) equivalent exist in east and southeast asia
>>107230916>winampTrue now, for a while vgmstream was either winamp/foorbar or not at all, now it's in mpv.>foobarTrue>gimpNot true. Krita is uncCore, GIMP is for no one.>blenderlolno, it's just inhuman.>Acrobatit's corposlop, no one under 60 has it on their PC unless it's machine provided by work and it was installed by IT.>>107230994true>>107231078mpv + your file managerDon't tell me you don't have an organised music folder anon.
>>107230898Test
>>107230914
This "organic" uncle/nephew slop meme is a psy op forced by jidf to divide the little family you got. They use meme tactics to shit on you now, be aware, hug your family.
>>107230964Although the third point is true, the first two are complete bullshit.
Not slop but definitely unc-core:>desktop / laptop computers>file management>window management>command-line shells / shell scripting>keyboard shortcuts>home media servers>lossless audio / video rips>related: watching a feature-length movie from start to finish without stopping several times to dick around on your phone>adblockers>not constantly having your phone at or below 50% battery>basic knowledge of online privacy and security>a healthy skepticism of buzzy new technology (AI, crypto, etc)>total opt-out from social media>related: not constantly taking selfies or caring about who just followed / unfollowed you or saw your latest Story>minimizing your online footprint>touching grass because being online 24/7 turns your brain into applesauce
>>107232242use calculator if all you do is mashing numbers in your (boss) shop
>>107233518all me(except the phone battery but that's just because i have a Pixel which therefore loses 10% per hour just lying on my desk not being used)
>>107233518>not constantly having your phone at or below 50% batteryIs this a thing people do? Surely you can recharge the thing overnight at the very least.
>>107233754lmao imagine retard thinks numpad is just for numbers
>>107233027Yeah but each new update is basically a new softwares gramps
>>107230898Windows 7, 10 LTSC and 11 LTSC.And fucking Emulation Handhelds, I mean those dedicated devices.
>>107233834Zoomies have dozens of social media apps, freemium apps, F2P games, AI apps, and other slop apps installed on their phones that are constantly phoning home, plus they don’t use adblockers so every site they visit loads several hundred MBs of trackers and other JavaScript junk, so by lunchtime their battery has been utterly wrecked
>>107233754Use a typewriter if all you do is mashing letters.Obviously you don't use only a numpad, you retarded nigger.
>>107230898If you have actual video/audio files downloaded in your computer you're a certified unc
>>107230898Not sure about troonix as I spent only a few weeks learning about that cancer, but there it seems like dpkg-based distros are unc-core. As for windows it's definitely.>uncs thinking LTS is somehow more private or faster and using it in general geg>lead brain damaged uncs using meme software like winrar, notepad++, any 3rd party music player, vlc, firefox, gimp, paint net, audacity, uTorrent, some weird image viewers like imageglass, jpegview, irfanview, xnview, just old ass schizo unc shit who refuses to try or learn anything new
>>107233906>a new softwares>a>new software>Scocomelon is the asbestos of our times
>hard drives >Optical discs >Keyboards with numbers pads >Vinyl
>>107230898C is in everything, how is it slop?
>>107234273who said c is slop?bring them to meso that i may render judgement
CDBurnerXP
No one under 35 knows what blogs and RSS readers are
>>107230898vscode
>>107234273You probably misread Rust.
>>107230898poosix
>>107234273>most technology exists to torture and humiliate people and barely works anyway>sea of nonfunctional shit, hacks and security treadmill>>how is it slop?
>>107234522>poosixyeah total slopt.unc
>>107234539>t.uncanyone defending poosix is the real unc.if you haven't written any software on Windows vs POOSIX-y system, you have no right to post. The best parts of Linux are also the least POSIXy, ironic.
>>107234550>written any software on Windows ?
>>107233153It’s a thing in most cultures around the world with extended family units and communal societies, Angloids who hate their families and move away from them asap have finally caught up with this via slang
literally every piece of critical software is giga slopwebshitoperating systems actually used by more than 100,000 peopleetcit's all millions of lines of unmaintainable garbage people get paid to hammer out in hopes of adding whatever stupid new feature customer #1234 wants. it's all slop. none of it is built with any semblance of formal methods or conjecture. You can cope, like this retard >>107234539 but it's still the truth.
>>107234568You are talking to a pedophilic brownnoid
>>107232242>NEVER ENJOY ANYTHING EVERYTHING YOU DO HAS TO BE LE PRODUCTIVEraped goyslave mindset
>>107234550i-i really dont give a shit about poosixi use c bc cpu goes vroom vroomthat my shit isnt poor-table is a design *assumption>inb4 same bit of codeyes. it is what it is. i didnt write a single line of code since a week, sue me
>>107234662>You can cope, like this retard >>107234539 (You) but it's still the truth.sonim disappointyou never had to write anything high performance in your entire life>inb4yes.how bout i /10 your compute needs?not good enough? /100 is on the table, but its gonna take a lil bit more time
>>107232242I can type numbers with my top row, either way, I'm not some data entry monkey. such a bizarre thing to say.
>>107234780btwfor some reason, jumping all over the place is faster than an actual inlining of the code.i tried.i saw a drastic drop in performancethe compiler people know of some magic i donti think we should start doing crustacean sacrifices to the compiler people so that they may impart on us their wisdom and clarity
>>107234780>>107234904Learn better English
>>107234915no, bc you will learn my patois instead
>>107233206>mpv as music playertrue but shits the bed when playing flac audio
X11, it's so old it predates Linux and the WWW.
>>107233027Blender before 2.8 might as well not exist.
>>107234904These are the people who complain about namespaces and modules in real programming languages.
>posting on web sites instead of apps>having a PC instead of phone and tablet>editing files with local software instead of online cloud app>organising files in directories (????)>backup drives (lma0 boomers are quite something fr)>has a mechanical watch (lool ancient tech)>writes with pen on paper, instead of recording a voice note>uses a wired phone charger (xD)>uses headphones instead of airpods>has a phone case to "protect" against blablah>writes using capitals and punctuation like he's some kind of noble price winner
>>107237138>>has a mechanical watch (lool ancient tech)This one is completely, unequivocally true. If you use mechanical (inaccurate) watches in the year 2025 you need to have your head checked.
>>107237138>uses headphones instead of airpodsFalse. Wired earbuds are retro-fashionable among zoomers. You’re more likely to find clueless uncs wearing AirPods or similar.
>>107237374THat's the catch, zoomers are now adopting oldie tech so they can larp as having their own sikrit culture others don't get. So paradoxically they will adopt unc tech just for the irony effect
>>107230914Fpbp and /thread
>>107233027roblox is from 2006 and its a zoomer game, whats your point cunt ?
>>107230898Unc in his 40's chiming in.. Firewalls. Defragmenters. Registry cleansers. Mail encryption
Uncs will register a domain name and set up a website and email address to promote their businessZoomers just do it entirely through social media, primarily Instagram
>>107237777LinkedIn is also massively unc-coded
>>107237777Checked, but every serious business has their own website and email, especially now that hosting is cheaper and easier than ever.
>>107237603not him but that's not exactly a fair comparison. roblox is a kids game, blender is not something little kids used (generally speaking)i'm not sure why the other guy thinks it's "zoomerware", maybe because it only really exploded in popularity relatively recently, but just because it's more well-known now doesn't mean it hasn't been aroundhim saying it was 10 years old in 2006 (came out in 1994), that's not exactly fair either, since it was not really the same thing back then. like today it's an all-platforms, free-software 3D suite, but it only came out for linux in '98, windows in '99, and macos in '01 and only became foss in '03. there's a reason he was playing with in in 2006 and not 1996, and that's because he didn't have an IRIX workstation and a blender license to use it
>>107230898owning software
>>107237777Well you can't make sales through a tiktok account. You need some kind of system for orders and payments
>>107237841Shopify lul
>>107232357Ideally you'd want 2.42 because that's the version with the fewest bugs and functional tiff support (good luck securing a copy in 2025) or at least 2.43 which doesn't have 2.44 pozz.But yeah, nothing tighter/faster in God's image viewing world.
>>107230898>Name the technology4chan
>>107237951/thread
>>107230994I proudly use this.
One should remember that unc isn't bad, it's just old. Foobar 2000 clearest example of Unctech that's still the best in the business.
>>107230898>Name the technologyPhotoshop & IllustratorCubase & Doricothe game engine you made yourself7zipVLC or MPCNotepad++Firefox
>>107241011MusicBee stung unc's diabetic ass to the grave
