Does this happen in your family?
>>107231875nobody in my family is an iToddler
my moms boyfriend just buys me whatever i want
this mere video makes the Droidjeet seethe uncontrollably, as that 5 more iphones than he will ever own kek6 if you count the one she is using to record
>>107231889>by Vishnu, nobody in my family is an iToddler saar
More or less except my dad was in front of my mom.
what can you even do with a stronger phone? everyone just uses web apps and takes pictures
>>107231913hol up.. india is based?
those kids are way too young to own phones. the littlest one probably can't even read or write yet (probably never will)
>>107231875It does in mine, my siblings are so wasteful and replace their phones every year or two, I have literally never bought a new phone.
>>107231933中国人学习读写的速度比白种动物还快though
>no cases/not handing them off with the caseHow are they pristine?
>>107231948just take care of it? you dont need a case or screen protector.
>>107231875I wish I had a wife
>>107231933Can you not tell the difference between a 2 year old and an 8 year old?
>>107231953The microchips add up overtime until the entire screen eventually shatters regardless of what you do if you don't have a case on.
>>107231953>you dont need a case or screen protector.you absolutely do need a screen protector on anything with a mohs hardness below 5.5. Which prior to just a couple years ago was all phones.
>>107231875Yeah. Every 2 years. Then I get asked for months if I've switched over yet.
>>107231962shes fucking 28? no way, i'd say like 40s shit tons of sun dmg and fucking wrinkles tf 28 is bullshit!
>>107231945are you 12?
>>107231962two things.1. she should have washed her face properly first. dead skin is not "natural look" it's just poor hygiene.2. women wear eyeliner so consistently that when they don't, their eyes look too small. this is their own fault of course but it's funny.
>>107231932kys fecaloid
>>107231875Not really but I did get my dad's old phone twice.Currently using his old moto g 5g that I slapped lineage os on. Works for me. I like giving old tech a new life.
shit thread, nigger bitch (:
I want to nut in Chinese woumbs
>>107231891>the guy fucking his mom buys him whatever he wants
>>107231875My first phone was my mom's old phone, but this was back when cell phones looked like cordless house phones. I just thought it was cool I could call people from my car.
>>107231962She's clearly spent a lot of unprotected time in the sun and/or spent a considerable amount of time in tanning beds. She did this to herself. Normal women (that aren't farmers, homeless, or avid outdoor sports enthusiasts) don't look like this at 28.
>>107231875Not often, but sometimes between other family members. I'm a droidjeet and my family is mostly itoddlers.
>>107231875This is a based practice and reinforces the importance of generational wealth
>>107232144based NTRmom post
>>107231891We do not, you lying little shit
>>107231988If you actually do anything other than sit and stare at the wall, even with a MOH 8 or above you'll still benefit from a screen protector.You heal. Phones don't.
>>107231889so droidjeets? very nice sars!
>>107232050lol u mad
>>107232596>iPhone made in India with human poop>iJeet>spam same image 24/7>Apple LGBT India>saaaaaarsaaars! how you even live being so butthurt saaaar SAAARhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/2sBFCAVWz0Z5oRNBoYiXFg/
>>107232596>poor people from a poor country use cheap phonesno way really?
>>107231875i give my dad my old iphones, he is old and dont have much money.i also bought him an ipad for his birthday, he was very happy
>>107231875i dont have a kid but i went to great lengths to make my sister understand that my niece shouldnt be having a fucking phone at the age of 6 and she should play at most minecraft with farmtopiafirst thing she told me after her first month in primary school was that nobody wants to talk with her because everyone is on their phones i think this generation will be the last with critical thinking
>>107231962>this is what too much sun exposure did to meShe have the skin like someone in their 40s. Still very pretty, nevertheless. Perfect bride for an older man
>>107231896you must be 18 or older to use this site
>>107232222quads of death appeared again i wonder which celebrity will die this time
>>107231962this is what happens when you go to college and drink every day until 3am
>>107231875Wholesome but the two youngest shouldn't have smartphones
>>107231875we did that with clothes lamao
>>107232222Most of that skin damage is due to the retarded makeup she plastered on her skin since she was a teen to cover up pimples.There's a massive gulf in facial health between chicks who barely wear makeup (usually spergs), and the rest of the population who slather it on daily.
>>107231933poor take by unc sheesh
Chinese social media is very wholesome
>>107232597I've seen him before. Some nigger even baited him into posting his hand. He's an obese manchild with acne all over his hands that just shouts "jeet" and "fecaloid" whenever faced with the idea that his precious islop is kinda fucking dogshit
>>107232050>>107233656this u, lardass?
i'm telling my wife she can't have a new phone until our children are old enough for her old one
No, my family use Chinkshit, every phone died/obsolete in 5 years
>>107233828prepare the divorce papers already
>>107232643almost all people on this planet have android, the ones who don't are an obscure number of people, in total. they're living in some fantasy world, not reality lol itoddlers are delusional
>>107231962Divorced 48h ago, same
>>107231933Chinese kids learn reading at age 3 and calculus at age 10.
>>107232222>the sun is badshoo shoo
>>107231875I gave my previous phone to my mom.
>>107231875No, my family isn't a bunch of scrawny scarecrows that accept hand me downs. We expect the best because we are the best. How embarrassing it must be to live in the turd world.
>>107231962All the 28-year-olds around here look much younger. Even the white ones.
>>107234091>the sun is a source of vitality Nietzsche talks about th-ACK!!!!!
>>107231875YES, almost every year
>>107231875I thought chinese didn't use iphones
>>107233885>eat shit billions of flies can't be wrong!
everybody wins, except the dad
>>107234201they look happy
>>107231875are their phones fully formatted or they just hand it out like that in china?
>>107235992I think only the dad and mom got iphones. The others don't look like it.
>>107231875wtf I thought chinks were poor? is this why I see them doing tourism in Europe all year? What's the fucking point of capitalism if chinks have all benefits of it + free healthcare, education and security?
>>107236545Oh noes, the goyim know
>>107236613
>>107231875this happens with graphics card within my friend group
>>107236545>free healthcare
>>107234201This picture is deeply unsettling. Like why aren't there any colored people?
>>107232020>>107232222>>107232956>>107233029>>107234906skin "aging" is primarily determined by genetic lottery and ethnicity
>>107234091"Sun bad" is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. You need it to produce an essential vitamin (D).>It can't be all the shit we put on our face>IT HAS TO BE THE SUN
>>107238652it's about UV index. check the UV index for your area. in my area, UV index is highest at 10am to 2pm, where you need sunscreen to protect from accelerated skin aging/damage from the high UV index in that period. you still get vitamin D with sunscreen on btw.
>>107231875I just keep them all for myself, desu fampai
>>107231933how the fuck did you manage to get the board list on top of the video?
>>107231875no, my family just fucked me over
>>107231875no, it was worse. i wasn't given a laptop until i was ~17, and it didn't have a battery, so it had to always be plugged in.my parent's weren't even poor. they're doctors, and my brother got his first laptop when he was 12.
>>107238817Firefox does that sometimes if you use the internal screenshot function
>>107231946>Chinese people's speed of ?? image learning compared to white ???? fast(?)I literally can't even recognize the simplified characters other than 習. Does this mean Chinese people learn to read faster compared to whitoids?
>>107231875Yes, but it's me gifting the old gadgets down to me.
>>107231875Yes. In fact I still wear my older sister's underwear.
how many times do i have to tell you im NOT chinese
>>107231933he is chinese, at 10 he is smarter than 99% of americans
>>107239249Chinks don't do phonics. They memorize symbols and word/phrase combos. The Common Core jews are trying to trying to push that shit on Americans now too.
>>107238817>>107238982yeah, it does that if you scroll after picking the screenshot area and there's a floating element in the webpage
>>107231875Why are these animals wearing shoes on in the house?
>>107239977Chinese people do learn using some phonetic methods that mark the initials, finals, and tones doe. They use pinyin in Mainland China and zhuyin in Taiwan. They also learn radicals.
>>107231889based
>>107240315Interesting. That wasn't a dig on chinks, btw - I just was told their runes are very different, more like ideograms (?) so that method of learning made more sense for their written language. It doesn't for English IMO and it's annoying educators want to fuck up what's worked fine for white people for centuries. I think they're trying to do it in the interest of teaching blacks and the fact is that they just can't be taught.
>>107231875nope, every 2 years i trade in my iphone cus it makes the new one like 250 it is without a doubt the best part about iphones; retaining their value
>>107232026bullshit. I'm a guy and I barely ever wash my face and even I don't have skin this bad. She must have been addicted to tanning at some point.
>>107240022They're American, obviously.
>>107239743If they're so smart then why do they keep eating their dogs and cats? It's a pet, stupid, it barely has any meat.
>>107231875Why does none of the kids look like siblings?
>>107231875What is he recording on? Is that box with the orange phone empty?
>>107232144Does the guy fucking your mom not buy you anything?
>>107231875>familyenvy.
>>107238790>having retired hags on your phone
>>107231875No, we each buy our own unlocked phones. I didn't get my first phone till I was 17, it was a flip phone.
>>107242123old photo, will update it soon. new [spoiler]non-samsung[/spoiler] phones too~edit: shitty board, can't even into spoiler tag...
>>107238790Who is the 5th/last one?
>>107232144Could be worse...>my wife's boyfriend just buys me whatever i want
>>107242123>being a tranime fag at all, ever
>>107233656>freckles are now acne according to the droidjeetjust cause you’re the color of shit all over, Ramesh
>>107243360the tranny fad is over, anon
>>107238652hmm i did the just get sun, bruh meme for one season on my land and got a melanoma. Not doable if youre actually white.
>>107243147Bruh... Marine!
>>107243354someone fucking your mom is higher in the NTR ladder than someone fucking your wife
>>107233721Stop punching walls in anger!
>>107242117
>>107238346Nah it's mostly sun, that's why based neets look like forever 20 babyfaced fags.
Pvone cvck
>>107231933even non verbal autistic kids can use smartphones, perhaps better than you
>>107246395that is NOT a good thinghow comes the effect of screen use on children isnt a matter of general knnowledge?procreating is being human 101fukken rtfm esp the ones on important stuff
>>107246395>>107248644theres papers from the mid 2000's on that alreadyi remember there was a mini debate on the internet about the modernist approaches to teaching in the 2010something something writing by hand trains fine motion control and spatial imagination (who would have thought, right?)something something else cocomelon turns you into a lesser man
>>107234906>the sun is a source of virtually all known life
>>107231923yeah smartphones are so boring nowadays. Now upgrading an old cellphone, that used to feel like a good step up
>>107231875>hindu orange phone
>>107231964neither can you if you think that's a 8 years old.
>>107231875holy sovl
>>107246395>better than youin what way?
>>107231875I give my lil brother all my old shit, which is mostly high quality so it's still good.my dad just takes whatever I don't want anymore cause he's a stingy fuck yet complains when shit doesn't work on his 100 yr old iPad or phone.I buy my sister and mom new devices every now and again, I'm literally the only one who keeps up with tech and spends money on it outside of my lil bro.
>>107231962meanwhile in Asia (37yo)
>>107249827she looks like she could be 37 (with a ton of makeup for sure) and that's an arbitrarily chosen screenshot of a video. that does not inspire confidence
Yes, the only smartphone I ever bought was the Galaxy S2.
>>107249827Filters and makeup
>>107231962Tfw I'm 35yo, living in the equator, walking around uncovered in the 35°C sun daily, but have zero wrinkles or spots. Zero sagging on my face. I just use Nivea lotion. Do wypipo really?
>>107243928What if I’m the one fucking my mom?
>>107231923you get more rizz and pussy
>>107232026>>107240536it literally depends on geneticsi mean obviously washing your face helps, but it won't stop genetic predisposition
>>107231962Nope, this is the face of a cumrug who hasn't slept before 11pm on a weekend and drinks soda instead of water.
>>107231913based
