>Anonymous is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.I thought /g/ said Linux wasn't botnet
BOCCHI THE WHORE
>>107243260BOCCHI THE COCK
kita (Debian) is better
Bocchi is very cute.
bocchi is literally me
>>107243260>Says it's reported you>The report never shows up when you sign in as rootWho does it report you to?>>107243269>>107243281>>107243669>>107243698Troons.
I tried running sudo on the shared uni server in my first year and I was shitting bricks when I saw that message
>>107243797You should have been expelled
>>107243782imagine his bwc
>>107243748>if you want to fuck the big tiddy autist girl you're a troon
>>107243782The IT dwarf king?
>watchdog: watchdog0: watchdog did not stop!
>>107243260it's over you bought into the FEDora meme. Linux is more surveilled than any other OS for obvious reasons
>>107243634based
>This operation will brick your system. Type "Yes, do as I say!" if you understand.Yes, do as I say!>The system has been bricked. Bailing out. You're on your own, good luck!Erm, guys why is Linux so bad?
>>107243748>Who does it report you to?the authorities
>>107243260>This incident will be reported.You dun goofed. Consequences will never be the same.
>>107246694stop loving flat red
>>107246939this. flat yellow >>> all
REPORTED TO WHOM?!?!??!
>>107246997them
>>107246997Santa
>>107246997
>>107243260It's too late for you. Far too late.
>>107246795It's funny because it wasn't even bricked. ctrl + alt +f1, login, revert removal would have fixed it for poor Linny boy but I doubt he would have known what that even does
>>107247415>new user of an operating system doesn't know what to do when that operating system breaksno matter how hard you try this will never not be a laughing stock for everyone. troonix user cope is hilarious. you only brag about knowing how to fix your shit OS because it breaks so often
>>107243281Bocchi the Glock
>>107246838This but unironically
>>107247904what are you talking about bro
>>107246838>>107247922
>>107247922I just replied to something random with something unrelated to bait at least one person
>>107247904its called FEDora for a reason.
>>107243969
>>107247948you're not me, i made the this but unironically comment and you suddenly come in pretending to be me? Weird
>>107243969why is she always stacked in fan made stuff? in the anime she seems flat as the others
>>107248112because all artists are pedophiles
>>107248112She's stacked in the manga. You can't really see it with her track suit, it's a kind of joke that the autist girl secretly has a hot body.
>>107243748
>>107248193>She's stacked in the mangai will need some evidence of that
>>107247415>>107247730Linux has issues but it's not the issues normies think which is why we mock those who can't figure it out.
never mind, the rumours were real.
>>107246795Linus not Linux issues
>>107243260Probably a holdover from the Unix mainframe days where many people would be using one machine, and only a handful of them would be trusted with sudo privileges (or whatever the equivalent was). I'm guessing it reports it to the local system admins so they can tell if someone is trying to dig around in the system files without authorization.
>>107243748Richard Stallman gets an email about it.
>>107245595just audit the code bro
>>107243748go back
>>107246795Linux is bad because the user has to be constantly on edge when doing basic system tasks. A good operating system like Windows 7 lets you relax and focus on your work.
>>107254195user shouldn't be doing system tasks, that's the job of the administrator
>>107254367but what if you're also the administrator?last time i checked i dont have an administrator managing my computer. do you have one?or are you using some immutable atomic distro or some other latest new thing?
>>107243748its recorded in auth.log you goof
>>107243260this is funnier to me right now bc i am just reading the SUID part of the unix haters handbookon the other hand is also sad, bc why software went like this...
>>107254482There is nothing wrong with SUID.But there are many things wrong with sudo as a concept. And that concept isn't part of UNIX, in fact, it is deliberately not UNIX.Having a user do adminstator tasks by a simple confirmation and keeping them for an undefined amout, is closer to Windows.sudo is like the console version of Microsoft UAC.The whining about SUID is very ironic, because the one always-listed example of abusing it is a Windows like software.
>>107254573is not ironic bc sudo is not mentioned anywhere, at least in that chapteris a rant about shit needing the superuser and the user permisions in general
>>107243260what happens if you write your e-mail address instead of anonymous
>>107254461then don't be double digits iq nigger
>>107254651It's not even about IQ it's just annoying always copy pasting commands from the internet. I guess IQ might help with memorising certain things but it still sucks.
>>107254651>>107254684you are both double digit.your whole system is described in the man pages. you don't need internet to do system administration.
>>107254195for the most part that will be bad for the average joe, but i like the fact that it forces you to be the adm and learn something from time to time.>>107254684>always copy pasting commands from the internetthats annoying, yes, specially when you dont know exactly what they do.
>>107243748To you (root).You just don't remember it because you don't have access to you (root) memories.
>>107254765manpages never give me what I need, which is the actual command to do the thing. Having an intuitive UI akin to Windows' Control Panel that can cover 95% of use cases (such as managing permission groups or environment variables) is surely needed.
>>107255043cli is a workflow and its not new precisely because it is good enough.interaction can be both scripted and manual. many distributions already have custom gui system configuration tools. stuff like yast is pretty old already
>>107255347No Linux GUI comes close to Windows. I'm not sure whether it's a lack of will or it's actually impossible to have comprehensive GUI on Linux without major changes.Anyway, different workflows work for different people. I'm three years into daily-driving Linux and I still hate the command line.
>>107247823Bocchi the Gock>bocchi_bulge.png
>>107255742Mmmm
>>107247823bocchi the cheater!
>>107243260Somewhere in the clouds sits the great Linux Administrator and receives all the failed sudo attempts and repeatedly wrong typed password reports.At some point, when the end times come and all kernels are corrupted, we will all be judged by our sins.
I use BSDs and I just do su root. It's not like I'm gonna delete my system for no reason.
>>107247072stupid catahahaha
>>107258390are you sure?
>>107258493no
>>107247068the original sims was unironically the best game in the series
>>107243260I use doas thoughsudo apt install opendoasecho "permit persist keepenv Anonymous as root" | sudo tee /etc/doas.confdoas apt purge sudo
sudo apt install opendoasecho "permit persist keepenv Anonymous as root" | sudo tee /etc/doas.confdoas apt purge sudo
>>107256277
>>107260341
>>107243260did you cp?
>>107243260The phrasing is super dramatic for what’s basically “…I logged that, btw.”Most people first see it on their own VM / lab box, where nobody is watching the logs.It looks like it’s about sudo “snitching,” when in reality Linux logs tons of stuff like that already (ssh logins, auth failures, etc.).So the meme version is:>You tried to be powerful. The Computer Police have been notified.Reality is more:>We wrote one more line to a giant pile of log spam. On most systems nobody will ever scroll down far enough to see it.
>>107243634As for me Ryo Yamada (fedora).
>>107243748Bash in French talks about the sysadmin
