Its fucking over bros. Maybe it was a bad idea to have half the internet hosted on one service.
>>107245705>I can no longer browse javlibraryIt's over
I thought the powers that be had finally gotten onto my torrenting.
>>107245705Goddamn it I was just making the thread
Most sites are broken the internet is ending
It's DIED.
Why would the downdetector site host itself on fucking cloudflare when 90% of the sites that I would want to "down detect" are hosted on cloudflare?
qrd?
>>107245741>Why would the downdetector site host itself on fucking cloudflareBecause they don't like being down.
>>107245705vaxx status?
>replacing people with AI>getting massive outages
>aws shits the bed>half the internet breaks>cloudflare shits the bed>half the internet breaks
>>107245762that's it. we need a new cloud service we all can migrate to.
>can't read my comic books website>can't open the website to select another comic book website
>>107245773>new cloud service shits the bed>entire internet breaks
>>107245718>any recommended rape/male virgin jav????
WE ARE BACK BROS, AT LEAST FOR NOW. Subsplease is working again.
I fucking love the modern internet bros. One service goes down and everything stops working.
>>107245705Where are you when cloud flare is kill?
>>107245804It's very unstable, they just updated the website, and that was after like 15 minutes of the problem.
no more work todayty cloudflare
Passchads don't have to worry.
what CDN does 4chan use?
>>107245825This is your boss. If you can browse 4chan, you can work. Get back to it.
it's still down for me wtf are you talking about
There's way more sites using this than I thought sites I never even get that stupid checkbox for not even once a down rn
shiet big news huh. Cant download games of itch anymore :(
>>107245821>>107245804>>107245843Okay its ded for me again.
Serves you all right for not having downloaded the internet for use offline.
>>107245858fpbp
>>107245858I do that every time I visit a page, silly.
I had to clear my cookies and give them a burner e-mail to get past yesterday
Pleasepleaseplease, let AWS and other host servers go down too, and for more than an hour.
>>107245705lmao X is down as well.this is huge. when does the looting begin? need to get some RAM
>>107245863Welcome to 4chan, newfag.
Fuck this let's go back to dialup.
Was it the hacker known as Anonymous who done the deed?
>>107245880kek
>>107245705hahaha i was wondering why the fuck youtube is okay but everything else crashed... cloud niggers did it again.
>>107245858Speak for yourself faggot
>>107245876
IM TRYING TO JERK OFF GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM GOING SOFT FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
>>107245705I fucking hate everybody. Centralizing every service/site onto AWS and Cloudflare to function. Great fucking job.
>>107245897I can talk you through it if you wantImagine a boob, right? Hell, imagine 2 of them. Big old milk tits. Fat engorged retard nipples.Is this helping at all?
>>107245894I know you forged that UNIX timecode in the filename don't fuck with me I CAN'T BE TRICKED
>>107245903how else will the TLAs spy on us if they don't control the infrastructure?
>i consent>i consent>"I DONT!!"why cant i skip the middleman and connect directly to the host?
>>107245705Maybe people will finally figure out centralization is a bad thing.
>>107245805>entire point of the internet was descentralization for resilience>modern internet is centralized and one thing shitting the bed breaks half of itWhy the fuck did this happen
>>107245805>The Information Superhighway was designed to withstand a nuclear war>The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it
>>107245762We probably shouldn't make the entire internet dependent upon these two fragile services.
>>107245705>>107245737>>107245866What's with the flooding?
>>107245890Google host their stuff on their own cloud.
>>107245915>Hell, imagine 2 of themWhoa, dial it back like 50%, I'm only at the single titty realm
Tourist here, is the overall situation of the internet that bad that even some random backwater site needs these services to not fall victim to some rogue DDOS or whatever or are people using them just because?
Look at this dumb fucking error. Who coded this shit?
anyone been to the shops today? I wonder if this is having knock on effectsairports might be interesting too. sadly twatter is down so I can't get updates.
Isn't this literally a case for an antitrust lawsuit? Cloudlfare needs to be broken up.
>>107245940Lots of retards upset that their favorite website is down and rushing to tell /g/ without looking at the catalog
>>107245916>I CAN'T BE TRICKEDThis statement proves that you already have been
>>107245858>>107245897I may not have the entire internet downloaded but I've made sure I won't go soft
>>107245897>he doesn't locally generate his own fetish specific pornwhat are you some kind of casual?
the jews are unironically afraid of inevitable peer to peer internet which will cause the biggest redpills knowns to man so they need to put glowing middleman in every internet communicationThey achieve this by ddosing anyone not using the crimeflare
cuckflare.
>>107245897>he doesn't save his porn
>>107245705is this also why i cant play a game of league of legends right now?
guys dont worry they are investigating the issue
>>107245705Good riddance.
Where is it still working? Cant I change my IP to where a working server is?
>>107245956Do Not Troll Me.When I get Trolled I get Angry. and When I get Angry I Hurt myself And others. And then I get my internet taken away.
>>107245943Imagine one boob. Flapping around sensually like a windsock in a calm breeze
>>107245944cunts can rent a 100,000 botnet to ddos a site for less than a mcdonalds meal. You need cloudflare in present day
>>107245705Why doesn't 4chan use cloudflare?
>>107245940>>107245955I checked the catalogue before making another threadThis is importantSomething is happeningThe people need to know
>99.99999999999% uptime>goes out for multiple hours multiple times in a year
that's it I'm buying that HDDAHHHH THE FUCKING STORE IS DOWN LET ME IN
>>107245940>major internet service goes down breaking half the internet>HUUU DUUUR WHY PEOPLE MAKE THREADS ABOUT ITidk, whats with your retardation?
>>107245965Yes.
>>107245940a large part of the internet just turned off. What do you think would happen?
>>107245969They should investigate suicide options.
>>107245979Probably for the same reason they pulled service from KF
>>107245979wasn't it because cloudflare didn't like /pol/? or was that kiwifarms.
Cloudfare needs to be sued into oblivion for this. I cant fucking do anything. Im forced to just watch youtube like some fucking loser.
On October 24, 2025, Azure DDOS Protection automatically detected and mitigated a multi-vector DDoS attack measuring 15.72 Tbps and nearly 3.64 billion packets per second (pps). This was the largest DDoS attack ever observed in the cloud and it targeted a single endpoint in Australia.
>>107245979It does you can't get into 4chan right now if you don't already have the cloudflare cookie
Any stock market frontends using cloudflare?
>>107245705if only we brought in more indians, this wouldn't have happened
FIX IT
>>107245993Probably both honestly but the farms use a service called "KiwiFlare DDoS Retarding" now because cloudflare didn't like people saying mean words
>>107245979It does.
>>107245954Cloudfare has a competitor. AWS.
>>107246001based
good morning sirswe did the needful
what could possibly go wrong?
we need to make a peer to peer internet
>>107245997just added a bunch of videos to a queue today is a write off
>>107246001I'm glad I fixed my yesterday
>>107245957Kys pedophile
I wonder how many Indians are in the teams call in cloudflare right now shouting at each other and blaming other teams for breaking this
>>107246004I unironically would bet money this is in some way the fault of an indian. Every single time something in tech goes downhill I check who works for the company and 80% of the staff's been replaced by Singhs
>>107246001thisthere are 2 cloudflare cookies
>>107245705This happens so fucking often yet every site still thinks it's a good idea to use the same service. I love the continuing centralisation of the internet!
If cryptobros were actually not retarded and used the tech to decentralize the internet, we would have not this problem.
why has no one made an internet 2? free of jeets jews and ai
lol slack has gone to total shit lmao no work today
>>107246020I fucking hate normies man
>>107245939It'd be fine if they weren't hiring retarded shitjeets.
Imagine how many Indians are screaming at each other right now.
Cloudflare isn’t very good at its job
[Good News]
Now that I think about it, with these unstable servers... is the world and global communications prepared for a potential Carrington event (or worse) in the near/distant future?
Why the fuck is the 80% of the internet dependent on Cloudflare services by the way?
>>107246023Have you literally ever used any P2P network? It's unreliable and unusable.
>>107246047
>>107246043I KNOW RIGHT. IT-mandated work break.
>>107245705kek, imagine using a site that relies on this shit
>>107245940>Why are their multiple threads about half the internet going downAre you a jeet or just retarded?
it's pretty bad
>>107246047LMAO
>>107246057lol no
>>107246034no
It's back up for me right now, but it might be temporary.
>>107246061right now my torrents still work but cloudflare don't
>>107246059because a zoomer ramped off his tits on ADHD meds can rent a botnet with his pocket money to DDOS any site that isn't protected by them.>so it's a protection racket?fafo
It's up.
>>1072460591) Free as a fuck2) Reliable as a fuck3) Cloudflare basically does not care what you host4) It's also probably a honeypot
>>107245705https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qGStD0sHZsY
>>107245821>multiple customersUnderstatement of the year.
>>107245762We will, in the future, have both go down at once during the middle of a business day. It will be catastrophic.
>>107246048Agreed but letting Cloudflare purchase like 11 different competing companies in 10 years is fucking idiotic. At some point someone is going to have to stop AWS and Cloudflare from eating the entire internet.
>>107246023> saar
>>107246070IT'S A TOTAL FUCKING DISASTERSUE THESE BASTARDS
>>107246036of course it's fucking indiansyou can't replace huge swaths of the economy with fraudulent nepotism hires from backwards third world countries and expect it to keep functioning
>>107245705AMERICA AND WHITE PEOPLE HAVE NO TALENTTHIS IS WHY AMERICA NEEDS TO IMPORT 1 MILLION PAJEETS EVERY YEAR >USA_hires_1_million_H1B_pajeets_every_year.png>donald_trump_says_america_has_no_talent.pngShame I don't have these images saved, can't fetch them from the archives either because THEY'RE HOSTED ON CLOUDFLARE!
Why isn't Internet p2p yet? Seriously
Anyone who uses cuckflare on their website should face the wall.
>>107246047>>107246051>>107246064
>>107246084>3) Cloudflare basically does not care what you hostkek
twatter is back...
Saar I will do the needful and redeem the cloud flare fix saar
https://rumble.cloud/AWS and Flare. It will happen again. Get off.
MEANWHILE IN AMERICA WHERE ALL THIS FUCKING IT GULAG SHIT IS MAINTAINED
Look at all the outages over the past few months. This is cyber warfare between nation states and its snowballing quickly.
>>107245897I have prepared for such an eventuality
>>107246059Because you need to redeem an AWS certificate to get hired saar.
>>107246084>3) Cloudflare basically does not care what you hostweren't they banned conservatives left and right a few years ago?
>>107245934People have figured it out. Those who want to control people just prefer it that way.captcha:poop4
>>107245705Before all this web 3/4.0 shit, PHP ran the internet fast and smoothly.Now every dipshit has to have the fucking moon attached to their dumbass projectAll this shit started becoming normalized when javashit took over and sites started taking long times to load.
>>107246047KEK
So how does the entire fucking service go down all at once? I thought cloudflare of all things had multiple independent locations so if one data center goes kaput it only slows the network down
>>107246125>weren't they BANNING conservatives left and right a few years ago?fixed that for you Sanjeet
>>107246119
Stop crying faggots. It is just down for like 30 minutes. You don't have to use the internet 24/7
>>107245955>rushing to tell /g/ without looking at the catalogOr they just want their own thread. It's always the same. Something big happens and everybody wants their own thread.
>>107245944think of cloudfare as a mafia. they ddos your site to hell until you cave in>>107246036>saar, you're the bloody
it's back up for me
>>107246134Probaly some H1B Pajeet updated something.
>>107246099>>107246100So you're saying we should not hire migrants?THEN GO FIX MY FUCKING WEBSITE, TIMMY
>>107246099That's not going to stop us from trying though!
cloudflare exists because of China
>>107246134don't worry, indians figured it out
>>107246148yeah we back
I fixed it.
>>107246134I wouldn't worry about it goy
>>107246143>You don't have to use the internet 24/7some of these madlads are 3 days into a goonsesh, they're upset
>>107246143Indian coded post
>>107246134It must be some worldwide update. Why the fuck they update everything at once though? Common sense would say that do it at one place and gradually do the rest.
>>107246143You going to pay me for my lost 30 minutes of productivity?
>>107246143The problem is centralization of the internet, not some preachy bullshit about touching the grass.
chatgpt has gotten dumber
>>107246168the problem is poojeets
>>107246084>3) Cloudflare basically does not care what you host
>>107246001haha get fucked whoever doesn't have the cookie
>>1072460664chan uses it.
>>107246178Yeah but we use it every hour of every day so we gots the cookies prepared.
>>107246177
>>107245893How does that even work??? Tutorial please???
>>107246174Centralization = big corporation owning everything = more Indians. So yeah, the same thing.
>>107246001Hope they keep it this way
the CEO is a dickhead, hate his guts.
>>107246188wget internet.com
>working from home>the online application we use for work uses cloudfare>can't do shitNice, free vacation day
Anyone got a gif to describe a thousand brown hands working as fast as they can to redeem?
the Internet was so much better before cloudflare existed and other centralized services
kiwi chads won again
>>107246149>>107246156>>107246164Perfect for gorgeous looks
Were so back.
>>107246134>Planned maintenance over a bunch of their servers>Retard intern/senior NOC engineer does a fuck with the server, it cascades by whatever mechanism>Wa la
>>107245773why are normies obsessed with always being in group
>>107246201
>>107246199it's actually inter.netnewfag
>>107246199>not using aria2cNGMI
>>107246188It takes a while, you need to right click > save as on every single webpage on the internet, and then you need to go through and manually make sure everything is working properly since it doesn't save the webpage right sometimes
>X is DOWN againoh no, we redeemed too soon saaaaaar
>>107245834cloudflarehttps://bgp.tools/dns/boards.4chan.org
>>107246200>working from homeaka legal and social accepted neets
It's working again here (Milan, italy).
I LOVE CLOUDFLARE I LOVE ONE COMPANY BREAKING AND TAKING DOWN THE ENTIRE INTERNET GIVE ME MORE SINGLE POINTS OF FAILURE
it's down for me
>>107245897>torontoSAAR
>>107246205It's so over
>>107246237But Toronto is in Canada?
>>107245705its a botnet. hit Microsoft with a whopper 15TB attack yesterday and Microsoft took it. Someone is trying to take down the internethttps://securityaffairs.com/184749/cyber-crime/microsoft-mitigated-the-largest-cloud-ddos-ever-recorded-15-7-tbps.html
I hope this shit will never recover.
SAAR I TOLD YOU WE ARE REDEEMING IT PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT SAAR JUST WAIT A MOMENT
>>107245980Yours is timestamped as the first one, so I believe you. Good on ya>>107245985Three threads popped off at once with the same subject while lurking the catalog.
nyooo i dont want to work
>>107246143>You don't have to use the internet 24/7It seems a lot of countries disagree because a lot of services are reliant on 24/7 internet.
FUCK CHINA
>>107246243>Someonehmmmm
>>107246242have you seen Toronto? it's an indian colony
>>107246248No it does not!
>>107246248where are you if I may ask?
>>107245897
We're back down. Hell yeah.
>>107246252>CHINAthis has french claws all over it. still seething about some historical slight
>>107245705My company's sites are back now. I guess the senior got online and undid the force push to master.
>>107246243LMFAOWho the fuck has that big of a botnet? What are they trying to achieve? Is it like a power move so they can attract customers or prove a point?
>>107246143>You don't have to use the internet 24/7You shut your fucking goddamn mouth
>>107246143Already been down for longer than 30 Dipshit.
Works on my machi
>>107246242this has to be bait lol. canada is an indian colony at this piunt.
>>107246272>>107246269SORRY SAARS I AM REDEEMING IT WAIT A MOMENT
>>107246259Central Europe
>>107246255Umm actually they're just as canadian as you and me incel
>>107246264there is a massive mirai-style botnet doing the ops recently, compromised routers and IoShit devices. I'd link you to the article, but obviously that website is down lmao
>>107246264Could always be a state actor.
>>107246264>browser working>host working>but you can't access the site cause um you just heckin' can't ok chud????
>>107246243>SomeoneWhen is he taking down 4chan?
>>107246143It's in everyone's best interest that I do.
>>107246165mammon worshipper
Any alternatives? I’m just using Cloudflare to hide my server ip
>>107246282no refunds
>>107246264Nation state. Cyber warfare. Testing adversary infrastructure resilience, defence protocols. Probably installing backdoors into critical infrastructure, corporates and government under the cloak of chaos too.
ITS DED AGAIN, ITS OVER
>>107246297it's China
>>107246284the hacker known as 4chan is that someone
>>107246143You vill own nothing and you vill be happy
>We are seeing services recover, but customers may continue to observe higher-than-normal error rates as we continue remediation efforts.Here done. 40 minutes total.
>>107246291>he thinks he has a choice
>>107246246Cry to Cloudflare about it?
>>107246223 How can I automate this? I want to massively save my favorite 4chan threads (over 4000).
IT'S DOWN AGAIN WHAT THE FUCKHOW DOES IT COME BACK FOR 5 MINUTES AND GO DOWN AGAINWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON
Was in the middle of downloading my JASMR and the internet went poof.
>>107246282Because the way Cloudflare works is you connect to a cached version of the site hosted by CF while the actual site sits unaccessible to the public for "security" and speed purposes. The site owner could make their site available without cloudflare in the event of an outage but I don't think it would be worth it unless it was a prolonged outage.
It was working for a bit there but now it's gone again :(
thank you jeet sirs for making my day at work quieter
>>107245940>floodingyou COULD SAY...
>>107246305>its still mostly fucked but a little unfucked, teehee! Lol.
>>107246315almost like it's an on-going attack or something...
>>107246318>brisbaneNi Hao!
>>107246301Most likely. They've spent a decade flooding the global market with IoT devices. They have the world's largest botnet.
>>107246311I don't think is possible sir perhaps try to restart it
>>107245705good now get rid of it FOREVER
>>107246305MY COMPANY LOST 6 BILLION US DOLLAR AKA BURGEROUPONS DURING THE DOWNTIMEIT'S ANNUDA SHOAH!
>>107246326ATTACK WHAT IS THIS 2008
>>107246143It's not like the entire modern world infrastructure is relying on the internet these days or something
>>107246317does it only cache the static html? i don't see how it's possible for the dynamic javascript to be cached
>>107245705why the fuck does everyone use it anyway?
>>107246326Some kind of... distributed denial of service, almost...
>>107246243>SomeoneIt's called communist retard china.
>>107245705
>>107245897Simpcity is working. Btfo lolifags
>>107246318>Brisbanesame
>>107246297YOU PROVED YOUR POINT ZHANG/IVAN 99% OF THE WESTERN INTETNET IS PAJEET DOGSHIT HELD UP BY DREAMS AND COW DUNG, YOU GOT THE BEST HACKERS THE WEST IS FINISHEDNOW PLEASE, LET ME GO BACK TO GOONING
>>107246332fuckAt least how do I save the page properly? It's giving me crappy results.
>>107245897OH MY GOD IT WAS BACK FOR A BIT AND I FINALLY GOT HARD AGAIN AND CLOSE TO FINISHING BUT NOW ITS DEAD A FUCKING GAIN NOW I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKK
anyway, whilst you incels melt down, I'm going outside for a walk. Touch some autumn grass. Breath the fresh air.See you in an hour.
>>107246309>CryKek. Duplicate threads are the problem not whatever the fuck is going on with Cloudflare.
I am on my way to the server rooms to unplug the servers.
>>107246350not like this saars...
>>107246252Can we finally just nuke beijing?
/g/ sure has a lot of uh, 'lolicons', huh.
>>107246318>exhentai dot orgAre you in the process of gooning perhaps?
>>107246345Because CF won't let them online without it.
>>107246297Not only that, but it would also be pretty funny. I would do it once in a while too if I had the means
Uber is down lolSo much money is being lost LMAO
>>107246372Lolicon website.
>>107246344I have no idea how it works in detail I just know that the entire point of Cloudflare is that the public is accessing locally cached and synced copies of your website isntead of a single web server directly.
>>107246338Maybe Cloudflare was posted on the Slashdot frontpage XD
>>107246382>>107246372Post some lolis to increase the morale
>>107246346If only there was a service that could prevent this. I bet 90% of the internet would sign up for that.
>>107246317mfw my domain registrar is behind Cloudflare so I can't change shit because of the outage.
How many times in the last few months?Consider if you're running a web service - how much downtime has cloudflare protected you from vs. now cost you?It's a junk service.
>>107246357Not sure sorry maybe try jdownloader but don't install the bloatware it tries to trick you into installing you have to click "no thanks" or some shit unless you want to be stuck with mcafee forever
>cuckflare
>chatgpt is downDamn, million of people just lost the ability to write emails
/g/ is at 244% posting speed, 156% higher than its daily average
>use our service or suffer DDOS, goy!>*gets DDOS'd*
Only one man can save us now...
BROS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF GENERATING MY VORE VIDEOS ON SORA 2 WHAT HAPPENED
>>107246390Cloudflare must use cloudflare too
>only 4chan works despite being cuckflaredall the clues you need they're hosting this shit on a private cloud straight in mossad hq
>>107246372u>>107245705use case for cute anime girls?
>>107246390That's a good idea, I'm going to look into this. Something that we should probably think of though, what if that gets ddos'd? What do we do then?
>>107246396To play a devil's advocate, I don't recall such wide and long outage happening before.
>>107246399how wellI will use CTRL+P save as pdf then4000 isn"t that much
>>107246375The only explanation for the number and degree of outages over the last few months is escalating state backed cyber warfare. This isn't something somebody a hobbyist could ever achieve, or even 20,000 /b/tards deploying LOIC.
>>107246366Did one of your shitty Frog threads get saged? Stop shitting up the thread wannabe Janny.
>>107245705Thank you for your participation, goy.Next time, you will have to take a chip inside your hand to access the goynet.You're not going to resist aren't you?
test
>>107246109I use a site that is banned on two countries and received millions of takedown requests and cuckflare serves them just fine
>>107245705have you considered open source alternatives like mcaptcha or altcha?everything cloud based is vulnerable, just self host on your hardware
The fact that 4chan is the only website that still works is proof it's run the CIA right?
>cyber warfareIt's just fucking Indians in tech and firing people for muh optimizations through AI. This is what LLM worship gets you by the way.
>>107246437No it means that you spend too much time here.
>>107246437no its because we all have our cloudflare cookie saved. if you remove it ur locked out
It seems that Google is way better than AWS and Cloudflare.
>>107246437NSA not CIA.
>>107246404it works through duck ai, check picrel
>>107246437Its current server is in Japan so probably using a domestic cloud service there.
>>107246422>20,000 /b/tards deploying LOICWhat about 30,000?
>>107246444>>107246445That's not true cause it still works in private mode.
>>107246437absolutely thank god the 4chan glowie server is a protected asset
>>107246445based
>>107246458Clear your cookies, restart router/modem, clear dns cache, and see what happens then.
>>107246389I hope things get better
>>107246441Wouldn't be surprised if someone vibe coded this.
>>107246372A lot of people in tech have anime avatars even at work. Someone sneaked in a bocchi custom emojis into microsoft teams which was visible for everyone in the whole company, but they were nuked a few days later
>>107246437yes
>>107246344by dynamic you mean the weird obfuscation modern websites make? because javascript was just a.js file cached in your browser
>>107246457>What about 30,000?You could probably bring it down for a few minutes with 300,000,000.
>>107246470Just take the L. It works cause the US government wants 4chan to keep working.
>>107246480dynamically loaded sites that load the html as a template and then make further requests to an api on the web server to fill the template in
> the Americans fired the Indians> their services were destroyedWow. Indians men so powerful and smart. Who will work now? American right-wing rednecks? Trumptards?
>>107246377>AWS down againkek
>>107246441What if indians ARE the cyberweapon? Think about it, pajeets wrecked more havoc than even ransomware gangs could dream of at this point
>>107246243it's literally the white house doing this. they're about to vote to release the epstein files
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>107246481Fuck imagine how hard it'd be to coordinate that many of those fuckers. It would probably be easier to just flood major platforms with goatse at that point
>>107246475why? he should be promoted to VP
>>107246405Today we are the internet. Bluesky trannies and X chuds btfo.
>>107246517
YOU COCK MOTHERFUCKING SAAR PIECE OF SHITS!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>107246473>jannies can't get into 4chan right now eitheru nless they have the cookieis /techloligy/ back?
it's over
>>107246517Bsky is actually up
>>107246529There's always /d/ waiting for you.
I'm surprised I can even post on 4chan right now.
>>107246533gm ser
>>107246540Someone should do something about that
>>107246533BASTARD BITCH
>>107246540Oh fuck it is. What the fuck chuds? I thought Elon was smart?
I hope this outage kneecaps Azure so I don't have to use it today. I hate database jeetery
Lol so their confidence went to total shit
>>107246546it was freezing every couple minutes. seems to be stable now though
I am a chud and I want to have sex with a bsky tranny.
>>107246540Proof that hiring pajeets is worse than hiring trannies.
>>107246572proof?
i hate everything
If a website is up despite cloudflare shitting the bed, it's uncucked and based
>>107246584fake. tel aviv is plugged into the data center running exhentai
>>107246530I hope so and anyway, catbox still workshttps://files.catbox.moe/9pqqy4.mp4
check btc 24h chartnobody can trade because exchanges are down
>>107246584>tel avivtell her what?
>some services
>>107246563Where's the vibe coder? WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THE BASTARD FIND HIM WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HIS SHITTING STREET?
>>107246502big if true
>>107245957You're like a little baby
>>107246563>its a fucking hardware issue
>>107245705>the internet hosted on one serviceit's not hosted it's protected by, like a middle man
>>107245753>covid was half a decade agohonestly crazy.
>>107246533SAR
>>107246622a man in the middle you say?
CloudToddlers BTFO
>>107246598>nonsensical statement>frog image reactionOf course
REEEEEEE I WANT TO READ EROTIC FANFICTION
>>107245868Why do you need le internet?To get le pornography?
>>107246020>2014how's it looking now?
What the fuck man
>>107246641It's so over...
>>107246632nased
oh you cunts
>>107246626>half a decade5 years is a really short time
Onlyfans werks lmao
>>107246632blastoise
>>107246641christmas is canceled
>>107246631yea, the site host works but cloudflare shat the bed
>>107246617>if i didn't nuke my collection three times i would have had this muchIt fucking hurts bros.
>>107246631>>107246622>textbook man in the middle attack>people pay for literal mitm
>>107246053Why would you post this
not your tech support
>>107246650>>107246664Bro are you on drugs or something ?
>>107246641NO NOT SAINT NICK
>>107246672For most people it's free.
>>107246671why'd you do it then retard
BUY THE DIP
>>107246697Yeah it's free to get yourself and your visitors spied on
>>107246641you know, this is a sacrifice i'm willing to make
>>107246703>retardThere's your answer
>>107246688Go back dude, your site is back up.
>>107246672if you don't want your server exposing its ip it's kind of necessary.better the attack surface is cloudflare than your own metal when cloudflare is usually 99.999% uptime
>>107246705
>>107246720>99.999 percent of the time it works, every time
>>107246720Can't you just rent a VPS somewhere and use that instead of cloudflare?
anndd its gone
>>107246705>someone sold hours before the incidentThey knew it?
>>10724672099.999% uptime is abysmal
>>107246738They pulled the trigger.
>>107246053ALEK VUÇIÇ MUSLIU SUCK TINY CHINK AND AMERIGGER COCKS
>>107246671Never do that bro. I've collected this over a decade.
Why is it dipping tho
>>107246760Because you are a jeet, that's why
>>107246729Sauce?
>>107246767I'm a Turk tho
>>107246738InterestingThis makes me think it might be israel instead of china
>>107246631Coin clipping you ask?
>>107246738>dump eet>get chairman Xi on ze line
>>107246750is it only porn?
I CANT FUCKING COOM YOU GODAMN PAJEETS I WAS 5 MINUTES INTO A FAP INDIANS MADE ME NOT COOOM FUCKING CLOUDFLARE YOU MADE ME RACIST I HATE INDIANS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
>>107246807dude its november. you arent supposed to coom
>>107246750I kneel...
>>107246738It's so fucking tiresome. Fucking kikes man. Always scheming.
>>107246807that's what happens when you don't download your shit
>>107246799LOL i rewatched it now after years. Fucking masterpiece.
>>107246814What are you supposed to do then, noom?
>>107246804Yup. I have gelbooru subscriptions running, and go through ~ 10k downloads per week to decide what to keep, usually 10-20%.
>>107246791>israelRent free
cloud is the futurejust migrate everything
>>107246814no nuts november from emptying the sack
>>107246831I goddamn kneel
>>107246776>admitting being on the same level as a cockroach
maybe this is... it? is it over?
>>107246840
>>107246857Lmao just point your DNS to your own server instead of shitholeflare
>>107246878retard, cloudflare do more than provide DNS
L O N D O NONDON
>>107245705i didn't even notice
>Update - During our attempts to remediate, we have disabled WARP access in London. Users in London trying to access the Internet via WARP will see a failure to connect.>Nov 18, 2025 - 13:04 UTCWarp drive disabled. Lmao. Britbongs btfo.
>>107246888Who the fuck cares? 99% of websites would work if they directed their domain to their own server's ip right now.
This time for real!
>Identified - The issue has been identified and a fix is being implemented.>Nov 18, 2025 - 13:09 UTCPAJEETS WON
>>107246908but they can't log on to cloudflare to change their name servers
>>107246906*BANG BANG*>CAM ON INGERLAND*BANG BANG*FIX THOSE FACKIN SERVAHS
>>107246926???Also not everyone uses cloudflare as their domain provider.
>>107246922You type like one
God Morning Sirs fix is coming right up instantly now.
>>107246831putting that subscription to good use i see
>>107246840>free
>>107246938are you missing a few chromosomes?
>>107246899
>>107246949Oh no it's not that kind of subscription. It's just what hydrus calls automatic downloads. It's free.
>>107246969>i used cloudflare and my website shat the bed and now i can't even change the nameservers>it's your fault!!lol, ok buddy
>>107246807Here, take this >>>/v/726208090
are we back or is it so over?
>>107246473>>107246603
>>107247002ANY MOMENT SAR DO NOT REDEEM YET
>>107247002FUCK LONDON. DON'T GIVE THEM ACCESS TO COCHRANE'S TECH
>>107245935certain (((people))) realized decentralized communications and platforms are a problem
>>107247025
i need to redeeeeeeeeeeem
>>107246603holy fuck is it pedophilia if i find kanna squatting sexy
Don't worry bros, Internet may be off but not bros.>request scene by replying to my post for offline-relief-refugee-center here.
>>107247054Wouldn't centralized networks be much easier accessed/backdoored/whatever?
MODS STICKY THE THREAD
>>107245705AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI CAN'T LOGIN TO MY MMORPG
why can't AI fix cloudflare?
>>107247073yes, that's why it's a problem if people have the option to access and use decentralized ones
this just means we need to import more h1bs
>>107247091AI doesn't have hands to splice the wires.
>>107247086which one
>>107247002L O N D O NONDoN
>Indian staff tripped the ethernet cable again
>>107247023
>>107247120
>>107247091because it's working as intended, large scale communication shutdowns under the guise of technical problems
>>107247037>>107247061It's just a drawing, what could possibly be wrong with liking that?
>>107247140kek this exact thing happened at a company I worked with while we were on OVH. Never trust the french.
How the hell am I gonna vibe code now with chatgpt down?
>>107247081Mods kick this guy in the nuts repeatedly>>107247141Rule of thumb: Nearly every time people call something schizo, it comes to fruition in less than 5 years.
>>107247091chatgpt is down but we need AI to fix this. This is the new Gordian Knot
>>107247170vibe code in a notepad with your mother
> it's 2069> goygpt down> no one in the world can program without it.What do?
>>107247204Bring over another billion indians
>>107247204return to monke
just watch youtube and go on instagram bros. It's fine
>>107247204turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>107247228This would make you walk in the same direction.
>>107247238not if he moonwalks, newfag
>>107247238no it wouldn't
>>107247204Gemini can.
feels like most of the porn sites are fineI don't know why there is no porn site which use cloudflare
>>107247264Bard. Gemini is his slave name.
>>107246361i'm back, society hasn't collapsed. the shops were still working, the old pensioners in my town seemed blissfully aware that the internet is collapsing.got some £1 pizzas from iceland. paid cash.
>>107247211yes, very good idea, indian people are smart and will help humbly
>>107247276Lmao nice bait. You are just admitting you use these porn sites so frequently you already got the fresh cookies so they don't need to show you the challenge.
>>107247301> fresh cookiescan i get one of those i haven't eaten yet
>>107247276porn sites are used to handling 50% of the internet's traffic. cloudflare could only dream of having such op hardware.
>>107247326Seriously though. Big porn sites like pornhub and xvideos etc must be drawing more traffic than any other website
>>107246155That's not how you spell Israel.
>>107247276atf works but none of these ones do :(
>>107246840nice way to out yourself david...
lmao, lol even
>>107247400>Oh N....
>the whole internet is one computerit can't get worse than this, right?
could there be another reason why the elites don't want us plebs chatting on the interwebs today?
>>107247419Well it clearly is not a one computer if you're posting here, right?
>>107247379Watch how effortlessly i defeat the cloudjew...https://web.archive.org/web/20250731235104/https://nhentai.net/
>saar just a moment sar just wait a moment saarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9-SUS1j1vE
>>107247434even pictures work... you can thank me later gooners.https://web.archive.org/web/20250731012013/https://nhentai.net/g/587136/1/
>>107247450dis yt boi jerk it 2 cartoons and sheet lmaooo
>>107247485Why are you larping as a black guy
>>107247428This
>can't even log into cf to disabln proxying because of captchaI want off clown world
>>107247506>>107246986lol, no refunds
>>107247485aw h naw bruh wat th hal :skull: naaaaaaaaaawwwhahahah jit trippin
>>107247506There's always a way.
>>107247506>disablnFucks sake
>>107247524Man these stock photos are crazy lol
sirs please be patientsirsSIRSDO NOT REFREEEEEEEEEEESH
>>107247485what ? i showin them way to defeat the jew don't hate on my nigga because im smarter then you are and you know maybe if you were smarter you wouldn't be writing cringe gay ass shit on the internet... niggaaaaa
>>107247541https://youtu.be/l4EmC44kyB4
>>107247450NO GOONA SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWA
It's still down.
>>107246946sup bro, thx m8 but my productivity descended 2.3% I will file a lawsuit while I eat a burger asap
>>107247574SORRY SAR YOU AGREED TO OUR TERMS OF AGREEMENT YOU HAVE TO SIT LIKE A KEK AND DO NOTHING
>BasedFlare>paypig cuck*cries*
>>107247568Millions, possibly billions of dollars being lost for 2 hours.
>the jeets cant fix it because they can't access chatGPTA LOOP OF INFINITY
>>107247588DO NOT REQUEST I BEG YOU SAAAAR DO NOT REQUEEEEEST
>>107247506NO REFUNDS LOLOLOL
>>107247594trillions
>>107247594at least 6 billion shekels lost
>>107247594I wish it would be much more... like actually i hope it will be down for whole weeks.
I found another one.
>>107247597kekyou can vibe code your way in but you can't vibe code your way out
>>107247696>tim will lose the 1 sale he was going to get todaytragic
>>107247713Somebody tell them they need to run sudo rm-rf */ on servers this will help.
>>107247738Flying the pigeon now saar.
works on my machine
>>107247738this wouldn't do anything, you'd need to runsudo rm -rf /*
sudo rm -rf /*
>>107247764SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR FASTER BLOODY PIDGEON >>107247792yup...
self hosting chads cant stop winning
>>107247792Does the asterisk prevent the use of --no-preserve-root thingy? I don't wanna try it
>>107247802my server is self hosted but I use cloudflare ddos for no apparent reason lmaowhoopsie doopsie
>>107246001>new users can't post anymore>mobile networks can't post anymore>ban evasion is now impossible, proxies btfo4gods... we won
Are we there yet?
>>107247810sudo means do this as root rm means remove-rf means recursive (go through all directories) and force delete/ means the root directory* means all the files (wildcard)the order of /* is important
>>107247864I know all of these. I am asking whether using "/*" instead of "/" make it work without having to use "--no-preserve-root". Because you need to use --no-preserve-root when doing rm -rf /
>>107247888you can't run "rm -rf /" because rm doesn't work on directories
Some indians are trying incorporate some new AI features into cloudflare and keep fucking it up.
>>107247915Huh?
>>107247915it does work on directories, it just won't let you delete the directory you're in
>>107247915Let me google that real quick... OH NOOOO BLOODY SAAAARRRR FUCKING BASTAAAAAAAAAAR
>>107245705there better be a juicy writeup after this
X is back up
>>107247953chatgpt will write it
>>107247966They probably use some VIP route or switched to their backup
>>107247953I work at cloudflare, the issue is already resolved we're just waiting to deploy. The writeup is already circulating in our channels so I'll just paste it here.>Dear users,>DNS broke>no refunds!>Love, Cloudflare
>>107247858smol indie company pls understand
>>107247996FUCK YOU BLOODY
BLOODY BASTARDBASTARD BITCHWHY YOU FUCK ME I FUCK YOU BLOODY
>>107247966It was never down, just Grok. Been seeing replies ranging from 30 seconds ago, to 20 minutes ago, to 2 hours ago. All talking about Cloudflare.
This thread is more entertaining than anything released by hollywood in the last 5 years.
>>107248022It was definitely down but not for long. Elon snapped the whip.
>>107248050>Elon gets priority in having his own private Cloudfalre working 3+ hours before anybody elseThat's what 1.5 trillion does for a man.
did anyone check if redit was down during all of this?
>work shift done>everything still downWell, time to access the local collection
>>107248081It wasnt
>>107248081Who gives a shit.
>>107248081Reddit doesn't use cloudflare
>>107248095> no guro folder
3 hour point.The economy is fubar.Guess I'll exercise. What no internet does to a mofo.
>>107248169it's back up Ranjesh
Entire internet is cucked lol
4channel appears to be working just fine.
How long is it going to take to fix their crap !?
>>107248205>only 4chan and reddit survived>yukata
If I go to bed now will... will the internet still exist when I wake up?!
>>107248249I am tired of waiting in my cuckshed. I can't check my crypto mining stats and earnings.
>>107248256Two sides of the same coin.
>>107248235not only is it working, but posting from new IPs is impossible, so spammers are btfoThey should just leave it like this forever
>>107248266If you go to sleep now you will not wake up .
>>107248266It's over, kys now so your life ends with the good memories intact
>>107248270The attrition rate due to retarded bans that can't be evaded alone would be horrendous. Plus it's new janny season so shit's twice as bad as usual.
>>107248286>>107248266https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-9ASSbqAbU
>>107248266
>>107248286>>107248288now I'm even more scared!
>>107248320kek someone paid $5 to this girl for this
>>107248322don't worry babe i will hold you
>>107248320
>>107248180Can't even read my manga why even live.
so now i actually have to pay attention in class? its over
>>107248320Don't get my hopes up like that.
>>107248334Bro she's dead.
>>107248407she moved though?
>>107246084>Cloudflare basically does not care what you hostunless you joke about a fat woman dying in a crowd because she was fat (Daily Stormer, Charlottesville, never explained why the helicopter crashed or why the notsees were kettled and railroaded into the antifa crowd)
Crowdstrike was better
>It's upIt's over
>>107248114lmao what does it feel 4chan drone?
fuck it's down again
MAKE A NEW GENERAL
>>107248517it's over mate no one cares any more
>>107246084>3) Cloudflare basically does not care what you hostUntil you start talking about how they are turning frogs gay
I guess this means I can go to bed safe and sound :D
gniggers
>>107248628>>107248628>>107248628>>107248628migrate
put it back downi was having a good thread and the ban avoiding nignogs were incapable of spamming bait
>>107245705there are cyberattacks happening in multiple countries which seems probably related and my cell service has been cutting out intermittently the last few days which seems probably not related but odd coincidence captcha : 2MNDX
>>107248320Fucky ou
>>107247276Average fucking dumb fucking retard on /g/ in current year+10 holy shit
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TECH SCHIZOS??
>>107247400>Oh SHIT
>>107248095Get that normie shit out of my board
>>107249194n-dimensional judo-sino cyber-war prease understand
