I CHANGED NOTHING I ALWAYS SPREAD CHEEKS FOR CLOUDFLARE AND IT STILL WON'T LET ME IN LOAD THE PAGE I'M BLOCKING NOTHING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE REEEEEAlso 4chan still works don't know why WHEN FUCKING NOTHING ELSE USING IT DOES REEEEEEEE
gg
Had the same issue on two websites, its back up now for us.
Downdetector is down lol
indian h1b brought down cloudflare
I wonder how much money is lost per second that it's down
>>107245791FUCK IT JUST WENT DOWN AGAIN
>>107245737It’s tough out here mane
We have just thrown away 50 million dollars btw. Tax payers are the ones these fuck ups inevitably end up costing.
>>107245737X IS DOWN I REPEAT X IS DOWN
good morning sirs. Have you tried turning your cloudflare on and off again?
>>107245884NovelAI is down too I just want to jack off and go to sleep man.
I just know that somehow an Indian is responsible for this.
I can't browse Twitter
ITS HAPPENING, DOWNDETECTOR IS DOWN
Reddit won yall
>>107245917>downdetector going down is the fastest way to know if cloudflare is downPottery.
>>107245896i can roleplay if you like, just give me a character and scenario.
Having the same (intermittent) issue with Sora, while ChatGPT works. Who fucking now.
>>107245737>>107245866>>107245705What's with the flooding?
>>107245968>quick, better spam this on every other post too
>>107245737the puccians are hacking down the cloudfare database omg
I bet it was CHINA
>>107245948Okay, I'll be the cuck and you be the chair. We're going to watch Bill Gates take Sam Altman in front of us. Context: Sama roped us into giving him 30 million dollars and we spent 2 years building a strong relationship (business and pleasure), now he's dumped us to be a boipussy slave for Gates to get more money.
>>107245737sorry saardo the needful and be patient saar
Thank god 4channel is hosted in secure glowing agent servers
>fagflare goes down>desu and arch.dev work 1000% better(thru api, the site is borken)Nani????
>>107245948you are an 800 year old old lady, 1.2m tall, silky skin and hairless body, with a disproportionally large head, big eyes and a small, cute nose. you wear twintails, a big red leather backpack and a white sundress. call me mister.
oh ffs it's down againwhat are these retarded jeets doing
>>107246012C H Y N A
>cuckflaretell me why centralization is good again?
>>107245819TOP KEK
I can't live like this it comes back 5 minutes then goes down for another 15 wtf is this shit it's like it's 2008 again
>>107246012I see, it all makes sense nowI couldn't use paypal and had to pay directly through aliexpress... how devious
just make your own hosting service
Josh won
Usecase for internet?
>>107246322stop noticing
who broke the internet
>>107246648
>>107246660You are talking to a jeet
fucking panic and download everything NOW!!
>>107246648Restriction of Freedoms to fight darknet alqayde in the name of capitalism andnprofits.
>>107246667>jeet projection
>>107246658Your parents probably lived in a shithole when they were kids
>>107246668tsmt, i bought 5 new 10 tb ssds just now
>>107246667Seems like it
>>107245968I would make a post too but my desktop PC captcha isn't working because it's cloudflare too apparently lol
>>107245737i pulled my website off cloudflare and it is now faster and has less downtime than while it was on it
please be patient sirs
>>107246298This is the kind of thing that starts happening when jeets are hired. You can only blame yourself.
Nevermind, it's back up
is it even an "inter"net if it's centralized?we should simply call it a net, to ensnare people
>>107246732for now.
>>107245884LITERALCODEREDBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>107246732>>107246748aaaaand, it's back down
>>107246748>>107246830Fuuuuuuuuuck you were right
>>107246322Whomever says that should be imprisoned for life.>AWS not long ago, now CloudflareHaving an entire network dependant on 2 or 3 single points of failure is the single most retarded thing to happen to the internet.It's not good literally for anyone other than the rich fucks who earn billions due to this monopolistic bullshit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT'SOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>107246744centernet
STOP COMING BACK UP TO GO DOWN FIVE MINUTES LATER FUCKING JEETS I SWEAR HOW CAN ANYONE WORK WITH THEM
SIRS...
>>107246648heh
>>107246668I already did that but then there was more stuff to download...
KEK
cali down shieeetttt!!!!!!
hello sirswe have done the needfulplease check once
>>107246706am doings of the needful waitings saar
They're saying its internal so probably some retard messed up? hoped for a massive ddos
Stop pinging me on slack it's not my fault niggers
SAAR CALM DOWN SAARTHE INTERNET IS FIXINGBE PATIENCE SAARBE PATIENCE
THE FIX IS COMING
my boss wants an update...
>>107246830FUCKING PAJEETS JUST LET ME COOMBRING MY PORN SITES YOU FUCKS I WAS TRYING TO FAPNUKE INDIA NUKE INDIA NUKE INDIA
>two hours>still downAWS > Cloudflare (both are shit anyways)
penis
>>107246931Both gets mogged by akamai
>>107246836Adelaide is a fucking shithole. Get your act together.
>>107246910>>107246916>>107246925Good morning saar
>>107246916Imagine some poor on-call pajeet woken up in the middle of the night. This is why I will never accept jobs that require on-calls.
>>107246891thankings to the youse sirs but the services is still doing the 500 saar
>>107245737Why do you need this so called internet?To watch the so called pornographic content and to commit the so called onanism?
>>107246916Two hours.
>>107246910kindly run command called as sfc /scannow sir
>>107245820>Sar, If you would please check my fake diploma, sar!
If this is the future of vibe coding then I want out. I got 50 FUCKING CALLS already, as If I can do anything about this.
>>107246924Tell them I washed my penis. It's clean for them to suck now.
CAN THIS NEVER WORKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK OFF ALREADYRUINS THE ENTIRE INTERNET
useEffect again?
>>107246925Are you seriously skipping NNN?Come on anon... be a team "player".
>>107246987>WAGIE WAGIE
I told my boss that it was probably indians at Cloudflare fucking around and I just got email about scheduled HR talk.Hahahah fuck me.
>literally get even more work because I literally cannot workI WANT TO GET OFF MR CLOUDFLARE'S WILD RIDE
>>107246836ausfag detected
>>107247021HR Karen will be extremely mad with you.
>>107247021Yikes alert.
good morning sirs this is john smithour team is working on the rectification of the error please have the patience
>>107245737>Also 4chan still works don't know why WHEN FUCKING NOTHING ELSE USING IT DOES REEEEEEEE/g/sissies, should we tell her?
Cloudflare as a company is a very jewish concept
>>107245737Why do we need cloudflare? Why not just remove it?
>>107247021Just say you have a friend in India who told you that.
>>107247036this post is way too authentic. 100% spot on
>>107247021Dress in traditional Indian wedding garment and identify as Indian. She can't fire you then.
How long does it take to scrub poo off of a dozen data center racks?
>>107247049We don't need it. People just use it because they think its cool, unironically.
just when i was offered to do a 20€ survey and i have nothing to do until after lunch
If they had more BRAVE AMERICAN engineers willing to work for 20K for the GOOD OF THE NATION this wouldn't happen, now hire more pajeets.
>>107247021tell her you said minions.
>cloudflare tumbles >over half the internet capitulates Why is the modern internet so much more unstable than what we used to have?
>>107247021Your boss snitched on you? What a faggot. If he was offended should have reprimanded you himself. Fucking pussy.
CODE REDCODE RED
Whats it taking the h1b foreign talent known for being better than lazy americans so long?Fix it already Ranjeet
I will fucking demand that we go Google after this.
I THINK CENTRALIZATION SUCKS
tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun da da daMRMM VERY GOOD SAAR!
>>107247104reddit and the IDF on suicide watch
>>107247104more like code BLACK amirite...
>>107247121>IDFmore like IDFC
>>107247021So how much office equipment are you going to load into your car and hold hostage?
Man I hate modern technology.Someone drop an EMP so I can go be a medieval blacksmith or something.
>>107247036Last time I had to call customer support they had either trained the Indian guy to fake an American accent or spent millions on an ai accent faker. He literally sounded like John Smith from Uttar Pradesh.
>>107247095>self hosting and paying employees is too expensive it's cheaper to outsource it also it's better for GDP
>>107245737>koboldai.org down>e-hentai.org down>nhentai-net downFOR FUCKS SAKE
>4chan.org still upI thought this site using cloudflare?
Why is 4chan still working?
a faint waft of curry and human excreta was just smelled around the world
>>107247157Do you like cocks
>>107246674because capitalism is when you centralized things like economic ones, right?oh, gee! just three? capitalism, ho!
>>107247155All of my porn sites are down! I was unironically in the middle of fapping. I'm being blueballed so fucking hard right now!
>>107247164Your mother does
>>107247104>>107247104>>107247104>>107247104>>107247104NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>107247196I bet you have a massive penis
cuckflarecloudbarebackredditflarefuckmares
TOTAL REACT DEATH
>Cloudflare down>switch to AWS backup>AWS downnothing personnell kiddo
>>107247145Everyone would all just build back up to where we are now pretty quick.
>>107247202She was bouncing on it last night
>>107247220How do you know? Do you have a huge dick
>>107247157t. Two-Digit IQ>How does fault tolerance work?Dumbass.
>>107247104lel
>>107247104>surge of tranny/bbc posting on /gif/ from israel ips
>>107247155Always save your favourite porn.It gets wiped from sites at random on a regular basis, and you never know when a site will go down entirely.
>>107247231Because I know how humans are.They are creatures of habit.When something they like is taken away from them, what will they do?Seek the thing back, or just do something else?
>>107245737What the fuck? I can't open anything besides 4chan.
>>107247255Alright, how about your cock?
>>107247261i thought 4chan uses Cloudflare for captcha, why is it still owrking?
>>107247220Thanks I hate it
>Can't connect to host unles throught cloudlflare server>x.com and many big website somehow can't find other way to reroute or bypass if cloudflare is down
>>107247249>He has favorite pornJust consume the current porn and then consume the next porn.
>>107247267I like how you couldnt keep up with it after I posted this >>107247223Lame troll
Cloudflare ruined the internet. challenges.cloudflare.com is down, and now NOTHING IS ACCESSIBLE. That's what happens when you centralize everything in a single point of failure. Thanks to Github IVORY TOWER COMPLEX we cant have a free internet anymore.
Good news /g/, now you can finally stop being distracted and go work on that project you keep putting off
>>107247268your cloudflare cookie is still in play. Clear all cookies and youre locked out
>>107247261Can you open your asshole?
>>107247104Good sign, rajesh will fix it in no time now
This is what the 5th global internet outage this year? Centralization was a mistake.
>>107247161Runs straight from CIA Mac minis
>>107247284Meds
>>107247270What do you think I can do about it?
bloody bitch bastard do not redeem the config change
Somebody smashed they lava lamps
I thought importing infinity jeets was meant to make things that work
BwosWhaw iff twey iwmjected vairooses to twe cwoudfwawe awgowitwm and evewyone is bootied
>>107247021Why are americans groomed like this ?
>>107247289implying people work
why does every major website use cloudflare loldecentralized internet my ass
>>107247334Probably because of massive penises
>>107247289is cursor down?
>>107247311>MedsHere you go, you dropped them
So when do we just start sinking Chinese naval vessels in response to this shit? We can't just get terrorized every month because retaliation in the same domain wouldn't do anything to them.
are payment processors and bank networks also failing right now?
I CAN'T SHITPOST ON TWITTER AAAAAAAAAA
>>107247288>challenges.cloudflare.comThe weird thing is I was having an issue with that moments before this happened.It was sapping bandwidth and I wanted to know what was going on... It had a whole bunch of "subframes" periodically downloading God-knows-what...
>>107247354Literally what the fuck are you even talking about retard, go fuck yourself
>>107247155e-hentai uses cloudflare? what about exhentai?i dont like the mitm implication here..
>>107247268also for CDN but somehow it's still up
>>107247299DOINGTHENEEDFULSAARS,WILLONLYTAKINGTWOWEEKS!!!
Someone shoot the jeet that shat on the code.
>>107247348sex
>>107247306I blame pajeets but I don't want to be banned so I won't really say much...
Let us pray for the more than usual bullshit that our brethren in network related jobs has to put up with now. Also RIP to the level 1 service desk agents, may the support tickets not overwhelm you
>>107247354>centralize the entire internet to one point of failure to save $0.37>"why would China do this?"
>>107245737>Cloudfare girlbossed too close to the sun
>>107247354If it was the chinks they would have done it during blacked friday to disrupt economy and consumerist eucharist for maximum lulz. Nah, it's an inside job to build precedent for >>107243735
Obviously we need to import more of the world's best and brightest on h1b visas to teach Americans how to program.
>>107247290You're right. Smart.
What happened?There is an internal server error on Cloudflare's network.What can I do?Please try again in a few minutes.lol
>>107247407You're just jelly timmy
>>107247354China has nothing to do with this.
Is this like the fourth time this year vibe coding has brought down the internet
>>107247447I smoke crack
Why are indians unable to do ANYTHING right?
>>107247441London?
>>107247095ummmm sweetie using corporate cloud makes money. what's a binary blob?
>>107247365Twe "pwease unbwock chawwenges" doesh pwoint to some kiwnd of bwiggew twing...I got twinglies...
>>107245737It's almost like it's not that smart to put the entire internet infrastructure in the hands of a handful of companies. Every company that uses or depends on Amazon, Cloudflare, Microsoft or Google for their infrastructure and/or workflow is guilty of this.
i feel like the internet should have more backup redundancies, every few months large chunks of the internet just go down because of an issue with one of the middleman providers that every major website uses.
Looool who's hammering the internet gates? I need to browse my asian femboy feeds on x (formerly twitter)
How is 4chainz still working? Are we running on some secret FBI network?
>>107247441I mean what else can you do?
>>107247455Pleb, meth is the gentleman's choice
>>107247456Racism is slop.
>>107247021Why does your boss immediately go to HR instead of having a personal talk with you. Does he hate you?
>>107247458Yeah. They finally got a few computers over there a year or so back.
>>107247483Chinese Moot has a massive cock
>>107247476back in the day we used proxies. but they turned out to be "insecure" so companies got rid of them.
What the fuck is even point of Cloudflare? Most of sites can work without it.
>>107247483>>107247290
>>107247499AI scraping bots act as the modern day DDOS at this point
>>107247491Slop is your diet, Ranjeesh
>>107247492To be fair he did call him sukhdeep instead of mandeep in the last conference
>>107247468The real problem is pajeets in code. But fortunately the effect of their actions may indeed be to resolve the problem you have specified.
>>107247515Nah, that's kino. You are slop.
I can't touch grass
>>107247499primarily DDOS protection. its also a DNS service.
>>107247488Your mouth and hands still work?You can suck and rub my cock.
>>107247530I CAN'T SNEED
I wonder just how much shit is broken right now that we don't even know because no one can even report on it...
>>107247550shit broken: everything
>>107247499DDoS mitigation.
>>107247499Totally Not Cloudflare will DDoS you and spam pizza on your website if you don't pay them for their wonderful service.
>>107247550Almost nothing works for me.
>>107247233Why is 4chan the only website on the cloudflare network that has tolerance for cloudflare faults?Everything else is down.
>>107247550I can tell you lots of companies are finding out their customers know a lot their phone numbers after all lol
>>107247554Why wasn't this an issue 8 years ago or ever before that?
>>107247491I don't hate all jeets. This one was based.
>>107247499Don't ask questions, just buy product, goy
>>107247570It was.
>>107247564read above you. you need cloudflare cookie to post. if you got one you are posting now. if you dont you cant create one because cloudflare is down.
>>107247152We got exactly what we deserve. It's still not too late to start self-hosting your shit.
sorry guys i tripped on a cable :(((((
>>107247499mitigating DDoS attacks perpetrated by Cloudflare
>>107247529>that's kino
I had to stop watching my movie streamed in terrible quality and go back to quality checking and tagging the hundreds of thousands of images and videos of women pissing in my local hydrus db...
>>107246916If I was in charge of investigating / fixing this, I would take the day off.My brave actions would mean the world would have a day off. Everyone deserves a chance to relax.
>>107247586Vishnu dammit, Ranjesh
>>107247589That's slop indeed but me? I only eat kino.
>>107247587That'd be genius but it's not true.
>>107247354They using jeets for CIA false flag posts too now? Damn...
>half of the internet relies on the same service to keep afloat>half of the internet goes down when said service goes downBoy, we are truly fucked in the coming years.
Ahhhh vibe coding and indians. The future was never brighter.
THE MATRIX IS REAL!WELIVEINASIMULATION!!!
>>107247580That's cloudflare captcha, not cloudflare network (caching, ddos prevention, etc)All other sites are failing because they use the latter. You are literally not allowed to access their server's IP without going through cloudflare, which you can't, because cloudflare is down.Does 4chan not use cloudflare website serving at all, only the captcha?
Pretty sick way of announcing HL3
>>107247587Don't be a schizo, stressers are just funded by legally distinct shells in turn funded by cloudflare investors :^)
>>107247623Do you pack it big down there champ
Aw man, I wanted to go to tensor to do some images and it is down due to this, fucking hell.
>>107247623just wait until it reaches 90%
>>107247596At least it's not koreans in charge maybe we will actually get a fix
>>107247630It definitely does because a whois check gives a cloudflare IP
>>107247205cloudflaredcocks
My work teams chat is fuming rn now and Im just sitting on my assPajeet code breaking cuckflare has been so funny
>>107247630some sites generate a fresh cloudflare cookie everytime. 4chan reuses your cookie unless you tell your browser to wipe it or it becomes invalid for any reason.
>>107247642
At least I am laughing my ass at work. Everyone screaming "FIX THIS" and I am just sitting and telling them I can't, we have to wait
>>107247648>My work teams chat is fumingTell them to have sex and relax. Everything will be ok.
>>107247661haha epic gif my friend, mind if I save it? lol
>>107247575Fuck wrong pic.
torrent Chuds win againlean to torrent zoomies
>>107247630It might be because 4chan only has Cloudflare challenges on the front page and the captcha frame.
This is proof 4chan is the last bastion of internet. We are the sole survivor.
>>107247672It's all yours, my friend!
>>107247441Will someone explain to me how this even happens.If I'm up, and the site I want is up, why can't I connect to the site just because cloudflare is down.Are they hosting the sites on cloudflare servers? But then it would say the site is down.DDOS protection sure but if cloudflare goes down why does it not just go to the site as a default.
>>107247630try accessing 4chan in incognito mode
im enjoying this because im neet and my favorite websites dont use cloudflare
>sharty down>4chins still upHeh
i wouldn't notice the whole web was down if it weren't for tons of fucking webshit being mandatory just to live. there's nothing of value on the web anymore.
>>107247694because it's a permanent "man in the middle" between you and the site that checks you naked every time you connect. that's more or less how it works.
>>107247708What are your top 5 websites?
>>107247623>we
>>107247699?
>>107247694cloudflare acts as man in the middle and forwards traffic to your hoststhat means they can also decrypt your SSL traffic depending on how feds feel that day
Surely yet another internet failure will provide changes to the system
>>107247717you cant post in incognito.
>>107247715native ones
>>107247680Reddit works fine though
>site, pointing their dns to cuckflare, dood>4chan, site pointing their dns to cuckflare, not doodhow does that work
>>107247737Reddit doesn't matter. It never did.
>>107247652How do I check how much longer my posting cookie will last?
>>107247734posted
>>107247734Yeah because the captchas uses cloudflare. That's not what I'm talking about.Most websites are unable to serve HTML and images without cloudflare.4chan can do that just fine.Is that not because 4chan doesn't use cloudflare outside the captcha?
>>107245896botnet
>>1072477424chan only cares when it comes to posting, aka they're not being retarded about it
>>107247742you're looking at a basic php site. it requires no cloudflare to see the text and images here.but to POST text and images you need a valid cloudflare cookie.
>still down
>>107247747It lasts forever unless you delete it
>>107247667>>107247669Just say "this problem is a big one. It might take two weeks to fix."
>>107245737Heads need to fucking roll for this. I hope people lose their jobs over this shit.
>>107247735Ok.
>>107247756meds
4GODS the internet is ours now.
>>107247771I already take cocks, thanks
>>107247717Try to post something, when you click on "Get Captcha", you will see>Please unblock challenges.cloudflare.com to proceed.
>>107247768They won't. Bugs are inevitable. To err is human.
>>107247744Reddit matters more than here
>>107247775What should we do with all this power?
>Bluesky still upI kneel, trannyGODS
>>107247780see >>107247753
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>107247751the only way is with a pass
>>107247785Yesterday I pissed on my chair and rolled in it
>>107247768sir please no need to redeem the jobs a fix is coming sir the needful is being done
>>107247775nigger you're literally minutes away from your daily cloudflare check
>>107247791Even fucking Grindr? Yep it's truly over...
>>107247781To err is human but it's up to God to forgive them.
>>107247717that is most strange indeed. i can't even access 4chan without going through cloudflare challenges, and that cockblocks me
>>107247797Cocks
>>107247801
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!IT'S BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!
The internet wasn't designed with 76iq running it in mind
BUT HOW CAN I CLICK THE HUMILIATION CHECKBOX NOW??
IT'S DOWNIT'S UPIT'S DOWNIT'S UP
>>107247825Sniff my scrotum
>all my multimilion "advanced" work shit is down and everyone is crying>the mongolian basket weaving forum is upThis is so fucking funny.
>>107247809?
i wouldn't notice if the whole web was down if it weren't for tons of fucking websites being
Error: Unexpected token 'e', "error code: 500" is not valid JSONw...what?
IT'S IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>107247831Have you tried to turn it off and on again?
OK, now flick the AWS switch too!
>>107246648>Usecase for internet?getting mad at the pixels inside the screen
>>107247720They're not that competent.
>>107247021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uKIeamPi2Y
>cuckflare never comes back up>computers start being traded at marked up values based solely upon whether they have a cookie to communicate with the hacker known as 4chan>mods put their salary where their mouth is and guesstimate a 32 year fix to utilize a system besides cuckflare cookies>we go back to the old days where only the autists and other weirdos had online access>the world slowly heals>many years later>a newfag comes across an old computer at akihabara>vendor tells him it's cursed, able to connect to the most heinous website>he buys it for a steal at 1000 ameriyen>logs on>"uh hey guys what's going on">word filters back on>RON PAUL, /b/
>>107247839exact same thought, why is this place and captcha working though?
>>107247852THE MAN IN THE MIDDLE
>>107247737>Reddit
>>107247815>spotitrash was already down before it startedLOOOL imagine being a cuck subjecting yourself to using this shit. inhuman.
>>107247871
First AWS and now Cloudflare. This year has proven why 99% of the internet relying on the same services is a bad thing.
>>107247768DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT INDIANS TO FIRE OTHER INDIANS?THEY'LL BLAME EVERYONE THAT ISN'T INDIAN, FIRE THEM, AND HIRE MORE INDIANS.
>>107246180I approach you bashfully, twirling my twin tails in embarrassment.Then you hear a loud thud. It's my monster cock slamming heavily on the floor.I giggle and say "technology!"
>>107247848It muswt bwe twe vairoos!
>>107247783>Reddit mattersHopelessly delusional retard.
>>1072472902 hour old newfags btfo
Will this disaster change anything though? Will companies wise up and diversify their resources?
>>107247892And nothing will change
>>107247815>5 gozillions dollar "value">Buys 40% of global RAM>cuckflaredwhat causes this?
Well at least we know Kiwifarms won't be affected.
>>107247848>restful api consumer has no error handlinga story I've heard a thousand times
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!IT'S BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!
>>107247921Stop right there and show us your cock
>>107245909Elon banned me. I think I fedposted too hard, but they won't tell me. :(
You're laughing. Shareholders are losing billions and you're laughing.
>>107247918And it will get worse
>>107247929LIES
>>107247021Land of the free to pretend to be free
i wouldnt notice if the whole web was down if it werent for tons of fucking websites being
>>107247944That's *why* I'm laughing
>>107247944>people I hate are losing and I'm laughingyeah, like a normal human being
>>107247970I bet you have a massive penis
>Everything is down except this place where we can complain that everything is downSome sort of pottery?Or a joke about what is truly resilient?
>>107247848Saar process the respectful please.
elon said X loses $9k every minute the service is down
bros.. i'm scared..it's over isn't it?The internet is kill...
>>107247944I'm sorry, I forgot there are real victims of this outage.
>>107247815Uber being down is insane people are fucked
remember to clear your 4chan cookies//cache
>>107247994>FuckedYou mean like they've taken a phallic fleshy object into their anal cavity?
>>107247994No SNAP then no Doordash is the silver lining here
>>107247550Trust me, a lot of things are broken right now.
>>107248021Yeah like my penis
>>107247848
>>107248025ZIP IT, FUCKING SHUT UP, EVERYTHING IS STILL DOWN
>>107248000Wtf the feds are knocking at my door right now
>>107248000Trips of truth.
>>107247994Is the app working?
THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME AND CALLED ME SICK FOR HOARDING PORN MY ENTIRE LIFE BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??SEND ME TEN GRAND (CASH, IN THE FUCKING MAIL) AND AN APOLOGY AND I'LL FEDEX YOU A FLASH DRIVE FULL OF BRAZILLIAN BUNDA VIDS
>>107247906More than here you poor simple minded fool.
>>107247994We're working on our own ride-sharing service. It's a great way to make use of the Teslas people don't buy
>>107248049I don't know, I only like dicks
>>107248076Utterly deranged.
>>107247988We'll be fine. Trust me. The company has grown tremendously under my management.
>>107248076>>107248085have sex
I've never seen a gee thread so fast.All xitter immigrants?
https://x.com/AlisonChen56187/status/1990182215033245894
>>107248111I must admit I am here because steamdb is down
>>107247892With ChatGPT down, everyone has lost access to their best friend
>>107248123I bet your penis is massive
>>107248123proof you're Melon Tusk tripfag.
>>107247021Kek based.
>>107247710>>107247845>>107247961Even the bots are broken
>>107247994Don't worry about it.If people want food delivered they can just go to the restaurants webpage.
>>107247797see you, space cowboy
>>107248078Please bring back Zeppelins instead.
>>107248111Nah I'm an /a/ tourist, I just figured this was the best board to enjoy the shitshow.
>>107247845wow, and didn't even have to type Candlejack's na
>>107248021Yo can I get a spare Milly so I can spend my time making projects instead of applying to HR hellscape just to eat?
x is back up but my favourite porn and prostitution websites are still down :(
what dns provider should I use niggerflare ain't working
i would not notice if the whole web was down if it werent for tons of fucking websites being
>>107247891fucking CRINGE
>>107248153>How do I read?Retard detected.
>>107248188Learn to read.>What is "being"?The opposite of not being.
so there is still no fix
>>107248243I was being sarcastic, nigger
>>107247988That doesn't sound like that much.
>>107248260We usually don't end sentences in present continuous, sorry dalil
>>107247021>Good evening Anon! Boss said you said a very funny joke this morning. May I hear it too?
>>107248330haha penis
>>107248273Two weeks saar.I'm on leave.
Cloudflare might be working again.Some sites are loading.
>>107248201My money isn't for lazy people like you. It's for bettering the future of humanity.
>>107248363>mangapark loadsBASED
>>107248170Hydrogen is actually a smart way to travel. The Hindenburg only failed because of bad German engineering.
LMAO
>>107248398I would slap you with my cock for being a retard
>>107247831>UP AND DOWN TIL YOUR KNEES START SHAKING SHAKINGhttps://youtu.be/PRP5MKMd2GU
Are we back?
>>107248423Could I get that treatment anyway?
How TF does this thread have so many posts?
>>107248444Only if you curse Vishnu and curse Musk
guys, my smart fridge won't open
>>107248464Nuggets
my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't come up with a fixthankfully cloudflare came back up immediately after I said my patented phrase "I'm on it" and now I'm being praised as a genius
>>107248476show it your cock
bunkr is back
How much cloudflare has to pay for breaking the SLA?
>>107248208my porn and prostitution are back! :)
So... can we still have the day off?
>>107248432Yeah, it's resolved.
>>107248542Already at home. Fuck you boss.
well it was fun while it lastedsee you next outage lads
>>107248053c-can you give more info? i need to look it up..
>its still downholy shit ol
>>107248522>cuckflare SLAkek, i also need to know this
>>107248273>Update: We've fixed it!>Update: We haven't fixed it.
>>107248108I'm up for it
>>107247089This might legitimately be his only option
>>107248656works on my machine
>>107248683It is only the Dashboard. As long as the Network works I'm okay with them taking their time.
its working you gay niggers
>>107248464>when half the internet is down, why do people flock to a dedicated thread about it on one of the few big sites that still worksI dunno, you tell me
THEY STILL DONT KNOW WHATS CAUSING ITTHIS IS FUCKING INSANITY
MY ONLYFANS SCRAPER ISN'T WORKING REEEEEEEEFUCKING FIX IT SARSDO THE NEEDFUL
>>107248273powerfvlkeep us le updated
now that the dust has settled, was using cuckflare worth it?
nothingburger
kek it keeps having outages and coming back
I literally did not found about it until someone came to tell me about it. Not a single work related site of service that I needed was affected, and most of them were hosted in our own servers.The devs that rely on chatgpt and copilot were in panic, though.
>>107245737>Get this imagine if we had a seperate server for each site, subdomain, even resource, so that ddos couldn't happen at all unless you wanted 1 specific resource from 1 specific place, at the cost of whatever the storage size of your common js isNAAAH fuck that lets just put everything under one server not even that behind 2 servers if either go down you don't access ANY resources BRILLIANT
is it back up?
