>>107247503
oh my bhenchod...

>>107247503
You decide to quit porn and stop being such a voyeur degenerate?

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>mumbai

>>107247503
saars...

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>>107247503
>OP right now

>>107247503
I already have Claude working on it guys, don't worry.

my daily 16 hour goon session is ruined

>>107247503
Stop hiring so many of you "people"

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you cant make this shit up

>>107247503
Stop using fagmac services.

>>107247503
get copilot to fix it, obviously

>>107247503
finally I had a reason to save porn, god bless my past self

>>107247503
>mumbai
saaar i think that's your job to figure out

>>107247503
We do the needful ezpz

>>107247503
The chatgpt said issue should resolve itself within an hour.
Please be patient.

>>107247503
>SAAAR GPT IS DOWN
>OH SHIT RAMJEET WE CAN'T FIX
>WE CAN'T IT'S OVER BENCHOOOT

...yeah.

>>107247503
>sir kindly run the updatings of cloudflare and clear cookies then proceed with sfc /scannow and revert back with the same

>>107247703
time to sudo rm-rf the servers saaar

>>107247503
Sar, first please check that your modem is plugged. It is? Ok. Now check if you have electricity in your house. You do? Ok. Unplug the modem, and plug it back.

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>how we fix?
I like to think that OP is actually one of the CloudFlare jeets currently trying to fix his retarded mistake.

>>107247821
18/11/2025 is for JEETs what 9/11/2001 was for US.

BLOODY BITCH WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE CLOUD MADAME DO NOT REDEEM

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>Anybody that runs a website should be on the Cloudflare network.

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>>107247843
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR PLEASE HELP FIX GPT NOT WORKING

>>107247854
>centralisation is go-ACK!

>>107247854
>330
heh, how about that what a strangely coincidental number

Yesterday Cloudflare did run a DDoS against Azure.
Today Microsoft retaliates

>the only point is to keep other websites from getting DDOS'd and going down
>gets DDOS'd
>half of the internet goes down
bravo

>can't use chatgpt because cloudflare is down
>can't fix cloudflare because chatgpt is down
in fact it is BAD morning sir

>>107247899
Jeet on Jeet violence

>>107247894
>DDoS against Azure.
What?

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kek

>>107247503
Stop relying on cloudflare.
>>107247537
kek

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>>107247959
>.in

>>107247503
sfc /scannow

>>107247974
>Stop relying on cloudflare.
b-but (they) say >>107247854

ok haha very funny for the first 30 minutes now im loosing my patients

Stop gooning bruh

>>107247959
saar

>>107248026
Your patients?
Are you a doctor, perhaps?

So how much crappy software and IoT hardware is now broken because they need to talk to some stupid server behind CloudFlare?

at least website owner jews would lose money today.

i thought 4chan used cloudflare, why isn't 4chan down

>>107248062
sir please

>>107248084
back-ups run on hate and memes

Looks like im cumming to a url tonight

>>107247503
Was going to say use sad panda but apparently they're on cloudflare too.

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/g/ should get an official sticky since every board is practically here checking what's going on

/pol/, /out/, /diy/, here

I just assume it's the H1B jeets obviously

i am getting in patient with this cloudflar downline when they will be back? noty grok working? Sirs

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Anubis won.

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>thread is all cuckflare jeets

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>>107247854
>>107248006

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>Cloudflare going down coincides with a massive spike in requests to the .st domain

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they're transporting wardrobes now, please be patience.

>>107247503
Put Cuckflare in the trashcan where it belongs.

>>107248084
Even in the smoldering rubbles after a nuclear war 4chan would still somehow find a way to keep running. Such is the power of weaponized tism-shitposting.

>>107248160
>i am getting in patient
do no to rape sir this very bads

>mumbai
Good morning saaaaaars

>>107247503
BENCHOD, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, ILL-REDEEMER

i am needing uptime

jeets really are the digital version of the nigger bioweapon

>>107247503
I was looking for a coupon for some hosting company just now and literally 10 in a row coupon sites from google search failed to open. Cloudlfare dominance is crazy.

>>107248227
99% of non big websites.

>>107248084
probably some fallback and feature toggle was implemented

very in patient right now

most of the jeets aren't even online yet
let that singhk in

>>107248084
CHICKEN JOCKEY

I'm legit having JEET FATIGUE

>>107248084
4chan only uses cloudflare to verify for posting, and once your "posting privileges" cookie expires and cloudflare needs to verify again, you won't be able to post anymore.

> became dependent on Codex to create my PRs
> can't access Codex
> can't work
REEEEEEEEEE

>>107248253
>let that singhk in
who the f is singhk and why you letin him in ?

BLOODY BASTARD SAAR I NEED THE GPT FOR CONTINUING WORK SAAAAAARS

>>107247503
>not consuming your local stash as you organize it
Ngmi

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it's curious that CLOUDFARE stock started selling right befoer it went down
I'm sure it's just a cohencidence

im on deadline and i rely on chatgpt to complete my works this is unacceptable

>all the AI shit is down
>my whole work is crying
We are sooooooo fucked going into the future. I should probably leave coding as a job.

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>>107248174
>.st
what are they up to

>>107248305
works for me. Gemini, Grok, Claude and Perplexity work as well.

>>107248324
DO NOT REDEEEM SAAAAR

>>107248324

And we are working to redeem

so....incomptence or cyberattack?

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>>107247503
>MUMBAI

>>107248304
They shit down the internet because of the Epstein vote / hearings. It was the #1 topic trending worldwide right before it happened.

>>107248351
it was russia you fucking chud

>>107248324
>goes to check it
phew not real, thank god

>>107247503

SAAR CALM DOWN SAAR
THE INTERNET IS FIXING
BE PATIENCE SAAR
BE PATIENCE

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>>107248364
that too

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>how we fix web 2.0
we don't

UNIRONICALLY BACK

EVERYONE RESUME JACKING OFF

>>107247899
>>107247899
>>107247899
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>107247947
just look into one of those threats talking about how Microsoft today revealed that they were attacked by a 14TB/s DDoS yesterday.

AWS is down and i cant remotely unlock my cock cage!! i regret doing sissy hypno!! im sorry!!!

>>107248174
What does this mean?

>>107247899
underrated

>>107248225
trvthnvke

oh its back nvm

>>107248430
Let this be a lesson for you.

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It's back up. I didn't have a cookie, and now I have.
Tastes like incompetence and smells like burning cow dung.

>>107248267
it works, you just have to unblock the challenges.cloudflare.com domain in ublock (though this was never required before, idk what's up with that)

SAAR WE FIXED IT
WE FIXED THE WEB SAAR

India is truly a super power

>>107248406
I miss it

>>107247503
2024: Clownstrike
2025: Clownflare

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fix or other dns

simple as

>Cloudflare said the outage was caused by a configuration file that is automatically generated to manage threat traffic. It added that the file “grew beyond an expected size of entries and triggered a crash in the software system that handles traffic for a number of Cloudflare’s services”.
So like a fucking OOM overflow? Seriously? How much longer can the internet withstand jeetcode?

I'm quite satisfied by the Cloud Flare outage.
Some newerfags are going to be recognizing for the first time just how many indians are among us

>>107250710
youd be surprised how little software can open even basic text files that are more than 20mb let alone anything else, even most IDE's shit themselves when opening a 100mb text file if the file has no newlines no matter how much ram you have

>>107247974
>Stop relying on cloudflare.
then the couldflare mafia will come and ddos your server until you give up