How do we fix this?
>>107248538We don't, it's the internet we deserve.
>>107248538Give more money to Cloudflare so they can reinforce their security.
>>107248538remove the cloudflare pieceand enjoy the whole thing disintegrating into liquid shitsometimes you have to remove whats old to build from a fresh start
>>107248549>it's the internet we deserve.this. someone finally gets it.
fix ipv4 so its not so vulnerable to ddos
>>107248538why do millennials always have to put the F word into everything?
>>107248538we enter a semi-proxy war with China with some troops on ground, the ensuing cyberchaos will btfo pissflare and competition will stand a chance
cloudflare isn't even fundamental the most ridiculous shit about all of this is ALL THE SITES ARE STILL FUCKING UP
>>107248812Sorry little manHow do we *ix this?
>>107248812No one takes you seriously unless you pepper your communications with colorful metaphors.
>>107248812It's our fucking culture, we are a product of our environment and our environment was coastal city rap and Tarantino slop.
>>107248549How do we convince people to go with a decentralized internet?
>>107248538If anything it's the left pillar.
>>107248538How we used to laughhttps://youtu.be/Vywf48Dhyns
>>107248538>How do we fix this?Stop using cloudflare as a dependancy?
>>107248584You might deserve it....
>>107249022NO!>Anybody that runs a website should be on the Cloudflare network.
>>107248955i am dumb and retarded, but here's my solution:>ramp AI to a colossal scale until it completely eclipses any sufficently human search queries>force it into proxies so there is no way to get around it>can't even receive requests without basically zip bombing your pc with targeted ads for redbubble shirts and generative porn>clearnet becomes unusable>internet evolves backwards to a bunch of isolated networks
>>107248538Why does Cloudflare have such a massive monopoly on internet domains?
Stop being poor, buy a gaming PC, configure it as a router, don't do pic related, problem solved.
>>107248889kekzoomers in shambles
>>107249176It doesn't?Domains represent a small slice of it's income. It's bread and butter is CDN's. As for why, probably something to do with people not wanting to deal with their own problems and paying someone else to take care of it, and not really paying any attention to what this actually entials...
>>107249317Not everyone can afford to build 330 datacenters around the world.
>>107249265>be browntard >go to uni>"....and this is how TCP connections are established">HE SAID ACK LOL LMAO LOL LMAO ACK HAHAYour parents lived in the same shithole you are living in and, most likely than not, dying in as well.
>>107249341I'm white and it's funny that your server goes ACK under load while my old laptop on home network survived a test of running udp bittorrent tracker that I intentionally posted on a dodgy site likely used by bots and jeets, because in just few hours, I started getting 100k requests per hour.
>>107248538>How do we fix this?fuck kikeflarehttps://xn--gckvb8fzb.com/thoughts-on-cloudflare/
>>107249338That's something they should have factored into their model before they deployed it.I seem to be able to cope on significantly less datacenters. But, then again, my use case may be different. But the point still stands, I did the math.
>>107248955Start with banning Russia and India from the global internet.
>>107249439Buy an ad
>>107249450It's not about amount of datacenters, it's about latency.
>>107249845I'm not the one who said it was about datacenters, please learn to read.As for latency... My comments regarding math still stands.
>>107248538shoah 2
>>107248538cloudflare isn't holding shit, that's what israel is to usa.
>>107248538Cloudflare wishes its that important to internet infrastructure. It’s just the most shilled service to mitigate ddos.
>>107250126I think it would be easier to mitigate ddos by bombing all microsoft offices at once with vacuum bombs, leaving nobody in those buildings alive, no warning, no message, just destroy windows and ddos will stop happening.
>>107248538it's not a flaw, it's a literal feature
>>107248625I fucking hate nolan quotesa hero is someone who dedicate his deeds to save people, there's no fucking distinction
>>107250253You must be underage to believe what you just wrote.
uhh it's simplewe kill cloudflare
>>107250180Sadly these days it's not really windows machines riddled with RATs and worms that are the problem. It's all the chinesium IoT devices running ancient linux clusterfucks riddled with unpatched exploits and fully exposed to the internet. Not to mention millions of VPCs and containers that haven't been patched in years that get automatically pulled into the botnets. If you got rid of windows it wouldn't make a huge difference.
>>107248538peer to peer internet where everyone shares a copy of data. the issue with DDOS is tis hitting a corporations endpoint rather than a request being serviced by a random computer
>>107248921fascinating
>>107248538>How do we fix this?Hypha + i2p
>>107248812We are a product of our dads screaming fuck at us every day.>>107248932>He put niggers in his head
updated
>>107248812> why do millennials always have to put the F word into everything?>ts is so true :prayinghands: :wiltingrose: im crine rn>diddy bluddington is the 6 7 ohio rizzler>medium ball knowledge bro def fw this zesty ahhyeah, naa, kys retarded zoomer
>>107248538IDK
tech sucks, i can just unplug some stuff here and there and see the internet die
>>107248538$1.2 trillion government investment in Cloudflare.
>>107251204eh, everyone has beckupsand the backups have backups...its gonna be only temporary
Breaking up monopolies is seen as antisemitic in the 21st century
>>107248812F
>>107251232Im getting tired of that liehttps://www.techspot.com/news/109799-858tb-gone-forever-south-korea-data-center-fire.htmlAnd yes before you reply, im tired of the "it was an isolated incident, i swear something like that never happens in other countries" lie tooDumb anime wolfgirls are the worst and always lying
>>107251304>ps://www.techspot.com/news/109799-858tb-gone-forever-south-korea-data-center-fire.htmlyeah but thats ONE backupthats why one should have multiple of them>muh tranimeyeas, but counterpoint:she has a fat fukken ass
>thats why one should have multiple of themon multiple medialocal storage, 2 cloud storages where youre sure they dont share infrastructurefor something your REALLY dont wanna lose
>>107251029lmao
>>107248921Double dumbass on you, sir.
>>107251428>muh tranimeno no i have nothing against anime my problem is only liar wolfgirls
and local storage with rom memory thats why i long for dvdswhy must we abandon optic mediait was romit was perfectIMMACULATE
>>107251204Do it pussy no balls, I fucking dare you.
>>107251475eh, i dont care either wayi just found slapping a fat burger-fed ass with the awoo logo was funnehactually, im a tech fundamentalistim a programming jihadi>YOU VILL solve your problems, technologically>and YOU VILL be happy because of it>inshallahkind of deali also behead anti technological infidels
>>107251500n-no... it was just...hypothetical ahah please leave me alone>>107251503wtf are you talking abt
It was fucking Rust.
>>107251882>wtf are you talking abtAllah, may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning): “So eat of that (meat) on which Allah’s Name has been pronounced (while slaughtering the animal), if you are believers in His Ayat (proofs, evidences, verses, lessons, signs, revelations, etc.)” [al-An‘aam 6:118], as well as the verse in which He may He be exalted, says (interpretation of the meaning), “Eat not (O believers) of that (meat) on which Allah’s Name has not been pronounced” [al-An‘aam 6:121]
>>107252119>food analogy
>>107252132yes.the joke exists in layersits multidimensional
>>107252119sorry i like lisp so im going to call you a RETARD
>>107252247its ok. you lost. so it comes out as impotent seethingall the while i do beautiful things you cannot even conceive of>yeah but if the hardware supported recursives....sure, sure
>>107252247>>107252274contthis is more than beautifulthis is *powerful*this is the communion of man and machineyou cannot even approach understanding what that meansor the bliss it providesyou are a technological illiterateand this is WHY you love your abstractions that much
>>107252274>>107252316wait are you the real C schizo? the og one that made those lang execution photos? i take the RETARD part back if so kingno idea what you are talking about but i kneel
kneel, you unwashed animal
>>107248812shut up faggot, there's 5055 words that start with the letter F, 1118 crafted to sound either negative or insulting, you flagrant retard. How about you start figuring out how to be more specific next time without the need of your feeble whining and snivelling, you fool. There's always gotta be that one feeble-minded fool that needs to falsely get outraged because some other faggot here used a word in the english language that ruffled their feelings.
>>107252347holy shetyeah im that skitzoi didnt know i actually have a name, and a good one at thatrise upyou are now knight, of the C-ult!err i dont have a sword laying around, a ram stick will do
>>107252119Muslims are a stain on the universe. Allah doesn't even exist. Fuck them.
>>107252397*sigh*yea its a jokerelax, anon, unless you live in the middle of birmingham, i guess
>>107248538Execute the fuckers that do the kind of things that make cloudflare a necessary evil. Start hanging chang or achmed or monjeet and you'll stop getting ddos attacks.
>>107252484>Just kill 8 billion people who believe that adblock is theft and windows is a good OS/pol/ moment
>>107248538it's actually the other way around
>>107252374hah its a pleasure to see you around here again
If all you need is the DDOS protection just self-host Anubis. Geoblocking the third-world (where 90% of the abuse comes from, usually china, myanmar, india etc) can be done by paying up like 35 bucks to maxmind for an updated country database.
>>107252575im not doing anything interesting recentlyand reposting the same code gets old fast, thats why you dont see me posting too oftenor ratheri still post but i dont post anything remarkable
>>107252640>myanmarAaaand that's how you make it clear that you don't know anything about this or which countries are actually cancerous pestsTIP: Lurkmoar
>>107248955Decentralisation fails because attacking a site is orders of magnitude cheaper than defending it
>>107248798The concept of packet networks would have to be removed, we should go back to streaming connections validated by policy.
>>107252640And how exactly is that going to help with volumetric attacks?
>>107252658My bad I meant Bangladesh, specifically the Rohingya refugee camps, I actually know they're an issue because i've talked with people whose job it is to prevent automated (human ctrl-c/ctrl-v and not) banking fraud.Basically any place with a large refugee camp is a hotspot of illegal activity.
>>107252683They increase the cost of them by up to 750x on the default settings, excluding the most common source of ai scraperfags. That's without taking into account just outright blocking IP ranges or countries that are an issue.
>>107252417I do :(I'm white, I need asylum.
>>107252709shits fucked matecome to belgioomwe have it relatively normal down herefuck it, id try for asylum if i were you
We don't. Anything that depends on Cloudflare we can dispose of.
>>107252733>>107252709contotherwise maybe try for american embasssybut usa has no gibbesidk how it werksniggers appear and now theyre your problem- thats how it works for themidk how its gonna work for whitesbut if i lived in a birmingham tier localityid emigrate the fuck out of there
>>107252554Not subjecting myself to viruses and malware is not related to third world turd gobblers crashing web servers for exception money
>>107249143Based accelarationist.
>>107252821*Extortion money $1000 and this piece of shit phone still doesn't have a functioning keyboard
>>107252554>believe that adblock is theft and windows is a good OS>people
>>107248538block third worlders from accessing the global internet, as they are responsible for most ddosing/automated hacking.
>>107252554Speak for yourself wtf
>>107249143>>107252829The world wide web will be in 50 years: a shallow net of corporate and public infrastructure protected by a massive firewall from the rest of the older network taken over by rogue sentient AI.