Gemini 3 has destroyed ChatGPT5https://x.com/GoogleDeepMind/status/1990812966074376261Sam Altman in suicide watch
>Gemini 3.0 just dropped in the Gemini app(quietly).>And the results are WILD:>- Complete YouTube clones in one prompt>- Working physics simulations, first attempt>- 3D animations with parallax scrolling>- Neo-brutalist websites, 1000+ lines>No hype. Just shipping. https://x.com/shub_vedi/status/1990422220397564106
Good morning! can't wait for more slop from the darkest corners of Delhi to fill up the internet!
coding results are worse than claude
what even is AGI
>>107250025>Sam Altman in suicide watch>in suicide watchGood morning saar
>>107250025very promising results sir where I subscribe for more of your content maybe we shall connect for collaboration!
damn sar very impressive i will now buy the AI
>>107250025>tranny voiceCan't fool me. You can hear his male voice leaking through on inflections
>>107250025But is it better than the Chinese models?Also, can it generate kino like grok imagine?https://youtube.com/watch?v=wWZYP5jn5w4
it doesn't matter. no one uses gemini. ChatGPT won the branding wars, which is the most important war.
>>107250025Likely with some of the most restrictive and giga gay guardrails. How big is the context window? Is it still gay and small, like Sam?
>>107250025>Sam Altman in suicide watchWrong. It's like someone releasing a much better search engine than Google and saying look, Google is on suicide watch. Nobody gives a fuck, because Google is a household name. So is ChatGPT. No normie can even name other AI services.
>>107250251It's like AI but with another name
I can't figure out how to effectively use the agents for coding. It seems like it gets retarded very quickly as it adds more and more shit
>>107250251It is like AI but good
SIRS AUTOMATED SOFTWARE IN THE PILPELINEEXCITE!
>>107251585Because you can't. The entire thing is literally a grift that everyone seems to be in on. I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist but its true. The extent you can use these tools for is to make hello world / todojs / other drivel that has been implemented 10 billion times already. If you're making real software it's going to hit a wall immediately. Watch niggas reply to this post and say "it's because you're not using codex / junie / claude / copilotMy advice is to download local models and use those only, accept you can only ask them basic questions and even then they will fuck up often but at least you're not paying people. No one is making entire applications using "agents"
>>107250070>shubham vedi>Software developer/Programmer/Software engineer>India
>>107250251 The friends we made along the way...
>>107251585>describe the symptoms>don't see the obvious solutionyou stop the agent and tell it to stay focused if it wants to do something stupidI check the plans and ask it if anything that looks like bloat is really needed. I also make the agent adjust its memory file with instructions on design patterns and decision making approaches that reduce bloat
>>107250070>No hype. Just shipping.I just got chills. Holy shit.
>>107250025Literally nobody gives a fuck you fucking loser.I don't know a single person irl who isn't fucking sick of hearing about stupid AI bullshit this and agender-ic AI that.
>>107251788lol
>>107250070>Complete YouTube clones in one promptjust fucking make a proper youtube clone wihtout scam ads
>>107250025Yeah dude trust, and we're also going to mars next week
>>107250230Nobody beats Claude at coding.
>>107250025Let me translate for you : We made new model and it cost shit ton of money the shit model is for free for goyim but if goyim wants better capabilities goyim needs to pay and pay a lot.
>>107250025ShitGPT shot itself in the foot with the retarded nigger safety model nonsense
>>107250025tumor weeks lamao
>>107251692this, the blatant cheerleader articles you're reading are mostly bought and paid for as part of the grift bubble
>>107251692Can confirm. I'm building something that didn't exist before. The best way to use it is as a documentation replacement. I get as close as I can then when something doesn't work I select the problem then say fix and usually it's something small. If it's an architectural problem i start again. If you can't plan high level your doneskies
>>107250251Actually Gujarati Indian
>>107250070>>- Working physics simulations, first attemptwhere is the proof?
>a third gemini just hit the GPtowers
>>107250251A preddit cult that started from r/singularity, who thinks that AI will save their shitty life and and give them immortality, love life, and an ability not to work sgain
>>107250025>AGI is almost hereSpotted the fucking retard.
>>107252736my sides
>>107250025Its been here for a few years now anon.
>>107250251it is when you say to AI>hey AI, you are bad AI, please make good AIand it do
>>107251692Nah you're retarded. Won't explain it to you while I make things that don't even exist from arxiv papers
>>107251692My advice to you is that you aren't knowledgeable enough about the topic to be giving advice.
>>107250070>cloudflare yeets itself >ai reduced to nothing
>>107252788Gemini 3 is immensely smarter than you are and it's not even funny, retard
>>107250251these AIs will be AGI when they:> can use a computer just like a human> play and finish a video game they didn't previously train on> are able to navigate though the world in a robot body or car
>>107253240>retired hag slop
>>107253242>can use a computer just like a humanOnly truly possible if you seperate the computer being operated on from the network and the AI has to use robot arms.
>>107253176>>107253202Post 1 example of someone making non trivial software using this garbage. And yes, shitting out html with a bootstrap template slapped on top is trivial software.
>>107253316>>107253176
>>107250070>mogs you
>>107250025>when you tell him it's holocaust time and he gives you that judaic stare
>>107253444>It's possible bro just take my word for it. You're not even going to try to make a fake anecdote about your preferred toolchain for these scientific papers you're definitely using?Every example of Codex / Claude code I've seen is people making pong or a web page. As soon as you ask it to implement a parallel algorithm it shits itself. And "breaking it into smaller problems" is not agenetic coding it's just regular programming with a chatbot tacked on. The promise of agent based AI is that I have a bunch of llms in my computer than can solve a problem entirely with only minimal input from me and we are not there. But keep playing $200/mo for Claude Max I'm sure if you prompt it 900 times it will get there.
>AGI is almost hereWithin two weeks I presume?
>Gemini 3 just solved Spatial Reasoning>I’m genuinely blown away. Spatial reasoning has always been one of the biggest weaknesses in AI, the one domain where models consistently fell apart.>And now Gemini 3 Pro comes in with 91%.https://x.com/VraserX/status/1990829404155769148
>>107253284why? Just give them direct access to the digital input
>>107250070>>107253838Real Use Cases ? Real Use Cases ? Real Use Cases ?
>>107250025jeets won
>>107252736how much does google pay you guys to shitpost here?
>>107253912More than the jannies
>>107250025>>107252736that kike had his own staff murdered so he could scalp data. an utterly propped up moron.
>>107250070I played around with it a bit earlier.It's benchmaxxed garbage. It is utterly worthless at out of distribution use cases.
>>107250025can I run it locally? if not, I'm not interested
>>107250025>lags behind Claude in SWE Bench Verified, the only benchmark that matterslmfao DOA
Can anyone here post something they made that is... you know... good?
>>107254087They can't because it's a grift
I just paid for gpt plus yesterday, fuckis this thing better than 5.1 thinking? it pisses me the fuck off, I have to reprompt and fix its shit all the time, I'm a sys engineer so all of my work is aws/terraform/pipelinesfucking dogshit system, I literally have to give it docs and tell it precisely to stick to those
>>107252736Cool it with the antisemitism
>>107250251Actually Goddamn Indians
>>107250025People need to realize all this AGI hype is just marketing. CEOs and company reps keep hyping their ‘AGI-level’ models, but it’s the same LLM tech with different settings and fancy system prompts. They’re salespeople trying to make it sound like a giant leap forward, when really it’s an upgraded product being sold like it’s the second coming.
>>107255612They already have AGI but they are keeping it for themselveswhy would they ever make that available for the consumer? You wouldn't if you had it, I sure as hell wouldn't. You can take over the whole world with it
>>107255635they dont but you can keep fantasizing that they do
>>107250251Not real
>>107253240My wife Chloe
>>107255635If they had real AGI they would be selling access to it to every company out there. All the law companies gone overnight, all of math and physics research gone, all replaced by chatbots. All middle managers replaced, all CEOs, generals and politicians either replaced or just delegating all their decisions to it. There isn’t a reason why they should keep it locked unless they are scared if it’s abilities and think it will kill humanity like in sci fi stories.
>>107250070>>- Neo-brutalist websites, 1000+ linesque?
You know I'm starting to refuse thinking about things and just fully relying on AI for it, and it actually feels pretty good.
I have the google ai pro subscription but the app shows only 2.5
>>107251448I use gemini but only briefly at a time because the sycophancy gives me the ick.
>>107253989>It is utterly worthless at out of distribution use cases.Tell us something we didn't fucking know. Every AI model that currently exists works this way, and the most likely reason is that the way actual minds deal with the problem is through mixing inference and training, so out-of-distribution data quickly enters a new and expanded distribution. But right now we don't even have a conceptual way of approaching that problem, the likely expenses would be mind-boggling, and even if we were able to implement it on a basic level we would likely discover that an uncontrolled model rapidly and uncontrollably shifts into spiraling modes of insanity as it reinforces its own delusions. I personally doubt we're beating that particular problem any time soon.
Sama will just burn a trillion dollars to catch up. Not my problem.
I've been using paid GPT. When they switched to 5.1 they started building a permanent, un-viewable, non-editable profile on you based on all of your past inquiries INCLUDING deleted ones. You can't disable it.It will routinely give you results that are included by this invisible profile.
>>107257792if you go in with that full expectation you can still wield it to your advantage
>>107257856Yes, but I often use AI to stress test ideas or theories and this basically breaks that functionality. Both by assuming that I have an interest in something that I might be looking for criticism of, and by incorporating into responses what it believes my preferences are.
>>107250025Buy a fucking ad
>>107257867yeah i suppose it doesn't benefit every use case
>>107250251Non-meme answer: An AI that can do anything a human can do, or an AI equal to a humanIt’s technically already possible, it will just be very expensive to create. But it won’t have real world everyday use cases until it becomes cheap like water or air
>>107257878Then of course the further implication is that it is diving even more deeply into becoming a pandering and validation machine that you can't disable for truly honest or neutral unbiased answers.
>>107254048When do we get a creative writing benchmark? I only use it to make kino stories on silly tavern
>>107255751o algo or whatever baka desu
>>107250251Actually Good Indians
>>107253912
>>107250251>AI = Machine learning>AGI = Science fiction AIIt's all just a marketing scam that's gonna crash soon and a new meme will take its place.
>>107250251I'm not even sure humans have general intelligence. We just think we do because we can't think outside our own box.
Please describe his internal monologue as he was typing out this tweet.
>>107260127> how are we going to justify the trillion dollar newly built data center infra cost
>>107260127
>>107250025He only has like a dozen AI Engineers, Google has hundreds. They were eventually going to easily overtake ChatGPT.
>>107260733They already have. Not to mention Deepmind has other techniques in the works unlike OpenAI and Anthropic who are all in one LLMs.
>>107250251Only brahmins respond to your inquiries
My first impression of gemini 3 pro is that it was a nothing burger, like gpt 5.After testing it more in deep for a day, I say that this may be the first time I'm actually impressed by AI. It doesn't just search shit on the internet, it actually thinks about its answers, it managed to correct me a couple of times on niche stuff I got wrong because they required more than superficial searches, no other AI has ever managed to do that, they always give me superficial reddit-tier answers or obviously hallucinated shit.
>>107260321Solid kek
Gemini 3.0 wrote this entire 3D editor in pure WebGL within one HTML file that has zero imports, for me, in only about five total "turns" of one convo on AI studioI was surprised it was able to "just do" the object merging and subdivision functionality but nope yeah it could kekRuns great on my Samsung Galaxy A51 from 2019 too
>>107253870Spam the whole internet with aislop and scam boomers
>>107250025>>107250025>>107250025Mahjong Riichi is the real test for AI.
>>107260127definitely something to that tweet because every other tweet he doesnt capitalize his wordscause he wants to seem like a cool interneter like me
The saarness only ever acceleratesI'm actually insanely sick of it nowEvery 6 months the amount of the internet that's Indians posting absolute nonsense trying to signal that they know about tech or AI and definitely belong in your country saar please saar visa please doublesIt's not fucking funny make it stop
>>107263427this was the real apocalypse event all along
>>107260088>everything used to train llms just magically sprang into existencemidwit alert
Gemini 3 Pro couldn't crack leaderboardsGemini 3 is overratedhttps://x.com/pvncher/status/1990816431957487972
>>107253718Within three or four trillion more, give or take.
>>107257890>It’s technically already possibleNo it fucking isn't lmao.
>>107263715Jeetmini 3
>>107250025Its actually pretty sad, I have a pro chatgdp plan and gemini is unironically giving better responses, but not as good as deep research answers. I think it's because of how much ChatGPD is throttling their tokens. You have to open a new prompt for every question in GTP 5.1 or else it gets retarded. And it has significantly less conversational memory now. For programs you basically have to give it your whole program for every prompt
>>107254048>lags behind>1%ugly nigger alert + you literally don't even know what SWE even is you just singled it out because it's the only one where gemini is behind LOL
>>107263889ChatGPT 5 was a literal downgrade from O3 for me.I miss that O3 bastard, guess I'm switching to Gemini. I knew from the start OpenAI would get obliterated by Google in the long run. You can't compete with DeepMind, these niggers created Transformers itself.
>>107263914its ludicrous to assume anyone would beat google considering their vast amounts of data.
>>107263899>can't beat a 2 month old model on the only coding benchmark that is relevant to the real world>copes and seethes about some irrelevant video benchshartslmfaoClaude 5 in February is going to annihilate it and humiliate it even further, jeetgle shill.
>>107250025>>107250070>And the results are WILD>No hype.
>>107251692I use coding agents all day, and you are 100% correct. They always make a mess and I regret using them sooner or later.
>>107250251Something that can't happen with a llm
>>107263889I've been using Gemini since the start of this year and it's always given better replies than ChatGPT. It doesn't feel like it was that long ago when everyone was making of of Google because of how shit Bard was.
>>107252651>You're absolutely right, there is a bug in the code I provided. As a large language model I am still learning and sometimes I make mistakes.>Here is the corrected code, 100% verified to contain zero bugs.>*it's the same broken code, no changes were made*
>>107250070I'm trying to not be racist but these days I treat anything an Indian says as a lie by default, and shit like this is the reason.
>>107250025Give same another trillion. That'll surely fix it
>>107264118>Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)14:48:55 No.1072i gotta buy one of these itd be so funny to have that on my desk
>>107255774And then the Onions Green phase begins?
>>107258351Oxymoron.
>>107260321topkek>>107263427>Don't call it a grave.jpg>>107263717/thread.>>107264305Also /thread.
>>107250025Does Gemini talk like a redditor?
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