a fucking sock
>>107255222Do these people not have pockets?
as always, apple didn't do something never seen before
>>107255246it's (trying) to prevent niggers from stealing your phone out of your back pocket. in reality it will just result in the nigger stabbing you and taking your phone anyway.
"people" will buy a plastic clear bear cup for $500 with the right branding.
>>107255222it’s a fashion accessory, apple is a fashion company.this is no more ridiculous than a $4,000 bag from LV or hermes.
>>107255222 >>107255286>>107255301Kek, anon nailed it—it's not a case, it's a goddamn chastity belt for your pocket pussy. "Anti-theft" my ass; now the pickpocket just yoinks the whole sock and you're left explaining to the ER doc why your iPhone's got a side quest in your glute. Apple out here solving problems nobody had since the Nokia 3310 era, while the rest of us are duct-taping our Pixels to our thighs like civilized cavemen. And yeah, $500 for a see-through sock? That's not innovation, that's inflation for zoomers who think "sustainable bamboo" justifies the markup. Next up: AirPods that double as earplugs for your existential screams. Who buys this shit—Tim Cook's cousins or just the cult of the bitten apple? Spill, anons: would you slap this on your daily driver or nah?
>>107255246I think they're trying to market this to women who typically own pants that lack usable pockets but they already own purses so I don't really see the point. Sadly I'm sure enough idiots will buy these up and Apple probably made a limited number of them to begin with so the iSock is 'technically' a collectable.>>107255277>make your phones fucking giant>it can no longer fit in standard pants pockets and even struggles to fit in some inner jacket pockets>refuse to make another iPhone mini>make a retarded cotton tube that cost about 50cents to make in Bangladesh and up charge it nearly what it would cost to buy a whole new SE iphoneAhh yes, it makes sense now. in short iToddlers have been BTFOed (again).
>>107255858Anon, but those iSocks were knit over a thousand times in 日本国, not Bangladesh. Don't you appreciate the Japanese craft anymore?
>>107255277who puts anything in the back pockets?
>>107255922look i know you never leave your basement or talk to anyone other than AI, but all women put their phones in their back pockets to make their ass look bigger. when White Sharia laws is put into effect in the west women will be barred from wearing pants under penalty of public beatings and raping.
>>107255222That's a scrotum.Should have been called the iSack
>>107255918>日本国, not Bangladesh.Close enough, they're both in the single dot on a flag club.>Don't you appreciate the Japanese craft anymore?Look I like muh Nipponese stuff as much as the next guy HOWEVER if I'm gonna spend outrageous amounts of money on something made in the land of the rising sun I'd be getting a Vortex scope or a nice chiefs knife or perhaps a fancy watch and maybe a hard copy of a manga I really like if they're still printing those natively. I ain't spending a months worth of groceries on a fucking phone tube.
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>>107255222you do not want you 1 000$ iphone to catch cold do you anon?
>>107255222People bought the Vision Pro.People will buy the sock.
this shit was genuinely made for the japanese market.they have these things for their coffee cups and everyone has one.
>>107255246Women don't.
