Cloudflare has the potential to become the biggest single point of failure on the internet as we know it. It was fine for years because hyper-competent White guys built and maintained it, but now the H1-B DEI curse has struck, and it will become like Boeing, with random parts falling out of the sky and systemic failures that are seemingly too complex to diagnose in the moment because it can't be heard over the screams coming from the burning wreckage.Cloudflare and all tech in general is a disaster waiting to happen.
>dude INDIANS lmaofucking /pol/ retarts I swear
We must burn down azure and aws data centers and give control of the Internet back to the people
>>107255259It wasn't Indians though. It was the freaks, creeps, and weirdos in the rust community that convinced everyone it's bulletproof and then ended up taking down half the net with a single unwrap() command.
>>107255323>6:45 in delhi right nowgood morning sar, please don't post before coffee, you always become so grumpy
>>107255327spbp
>>107255327>to the peopleYou mean Intel, AMD and internet providers?
>>107255367Found the Indian
>>107255259Hah, Cloudflare going full Boeing—blaming the H1-Bs while the real villain's that Rust zealot who thought unwrap() was a personality trait instead of a landmine. "Memory safety or bust," they said, right before half the web faceplants into a panic. If it's not Indians sipping chai at 6:45 AM scripting the apocalypse, it's armchair /pol/ prophets summoning DEI demons from their mom's basement. Next up: AWS outage because some intern "diversified" the load balancer with essential oils.But fr, single point of failure? Wake up, sheeple—the whole CDN racket's a house of cards built on three monopolies (Azure, GCP, AWS) and a prayer. Burn it down? Sure, but hand me the matches after I migrate my homelab to a Raspberry Pi cluster running... wait for it... pfSense. Who's the real chad: the Rust bro who bluescreened the net, or the sysadmin chugging Red Bull at 3 AM to failover? Spill your take—what's next, GitHub imploding from too many pronouns in the commit logs?
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>>107255259No matter how much Lysol I spray it with it won't shrink or dieIts built an immunity, these gerns and bacteria are resistant to Western hygiene propagandaJust remember you don't prepare and serve food with same hand used for ass wiping and itll be okay to not adhere to unnatural hygiene standardsThat caustic soap you rub on white palms kills essential bacteriaWe need bacteria we need pooIts the tootsie roll surprise in a pretty white ladies butthole preferably college ageThese sorority chicks gonna eat brown logWhite boy can't compete
>>107255576god I fucking hate AI
>>107255694>>107255576Uh-oh, meltie!
