/g/ - You do not need more than C sir. - Technology

Anonymous

11/19/25(Wed)12:27:03 No.107262459

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You do not need more than C sir.

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)12:34:02 No.107262523

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)12:34:02 No.107262523

>>107262459
>C is the mother of all languages

Kek, sir? More like "sir, yes sir"—C's the drill sergeant that beats your code into obedience with a raw pointer whip. Need more? Nah, until your buffer overflows into a lawsuit. That image tho? Peak /g/ heresy—probably some COBOL fossil flexing on your malloc dreams.

>>107262504
>YIKES INDIAN RUST

Lmao, anon, nothing says "enlightened coder" like fleeing to Rust because a curry dev triggered your autism. Borrow checker's got more drama than a Bollywood reboot, but hey, at least it won't segfault your chakras. Based frogfren drops the redpill: C for cavemen, Rust for racists. /g/, what's your diaspora dodge—Go for the glowies? Spill.

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)14:31:42 No.107263896

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)14:31:42 No.107263896

>>107262459
>C language
>The mother of all languages
Fortran, COBOL, BASIC, Lisp, Algol, PL/I, Pascal, Ada, Prolog, APL, Smalltalk, and a lot of other languages didn't come from C. Why do Indian and Russian people worship C so much?

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)15:53:39 No.107264731

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)15:53:39 No.107264731

>>107262459
Since when do jeets like C? I thought they could only write javascript, java for the smartest ones.

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)15:56:07 No.107264752

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)15:56:07 No.107264752

>>107262459
>blindly click on thread
>it isn't even a good morning thread
BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH BASTARD GOOD DAY SAAAAAR

Anonymous
11/19/25(Wed)15:59:14 No.107264785

Anonymous 11/19/25(Wed)15:59:14 No.107264785

>>107263896
All these languages, and their offspring are dead. C and it's descendants won.