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>>107318382Trying to switch into vibe coder freelancer after being unemployed for a year, is claude better than gpt for this financially?
how do i get job building computers like those people with millions of subs on youtube
>>107318410Just b urself
>>107318501> Credit maxed renter with no family prospectsgrim. But hey she got to girl boss for a little while.
>>107318501would
>overhear conversation between lead and another dev about AI tools>talk about their agents>lead suggests that we could have le agents build our entire financial app that handles real user money in less than a dayI like AI but jesus dude... I pray he was joking
>>107318382they dont have a nerd stashed in a closet somewhere?wonder if it got fixed hahone of my car dealerships 48 port poe managed switch took a shit on me saturday, had to do an emergency on call visit which suckedwould have sucked more if it happened while i was out of town this weekend
>>107318382Everyone there has a Mac and an iPhone.
write ticket explicitly and plainky stating we'll move oldRow from Table A to Table B, then insert newRow into Table A>manager reviews>asks "but what happens if oldRow and newRow are both in Table A, there will be a conflict"they will be in separate tables>then you need to mention that in the ticketI am resigning in three days
>>107318382This video has so many cuts it would make me sick to watch more than 10 seconds
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>107319176what am I supposed to be mad about exactly?
>large project that is under resourced (1 full time engineer, 2 part time, needs at least 4 full time engineers)>one of the part time engineers gets fired/contract expired/new job or something, no one knows >don't find out until a week after>now my workload increases 2x while still working on other projects (essentially utilisation booked to 180%)A company of 30k employees is this poor at managing resources lmao
There are people your age who will sleep in a big warm bed with a woman who loves them TONIGHT
>>107319197That a 25+ year employee earns twice as much as a new guy idk
>>107319233
30 khv how do i find a gfi worki do exercise
>>107319351goyberg shekelstein is already banging your future gf during work hours in his ferrari at a resort while yourest cucking away on the keyboard typing stupid ass gay shitcode or watever to please the female proejct ownerit was over before it even began
>>107319221It gets worse the bigger the company.
>>107319378i just want a simple life with a cute, loving, loyal wife i can spoil.
>>107319351Get out of tech and take a job that has you talking to a lot of people, like sales or some kind of face-to-face customer service. Eventually you will get more comfortable talking to people including to women.Then you just have to start asking them out and pretend you aren't offended when they say no.Eventually one will say yes.
>>107319408go to church. orthodox
>>107319475whatchu talkin bout cracka
>>107319501youll find plenty of the girls you purport to be seeking at said churches.
>>107319611inb4 sacrificed innawoods by some cult or sect
every time i fear ill be losing my job, i remind myself how hard it was for my company to find just 10 remotely qualified candidates and out of those 10, like 2 or 3 of them are legitimately good and the rest are dough-brained goobers. Pays to be smart and cool
>>107319625holy delusional
>got my software engineering degree in february, just in time for the AI (Actually Indian) boom>despite certifications and internships, I have failed to get even a single interview despite sending thousands of job applicationstime to hand in my application at Walmart lmao, learn to code my ass
I wanted to reach out to this classmate who's really cute. Her and I talked one time for like 10 minutes after class and I made her laugh and she seemed to enjoy talking to me. I stumbled across her instagram, pretty sure she's working for a local company. I want to reach out and dm her so bad bros. Cute asian chick, probably 5'7, double D tits, really nice face, long brown hair. Gorgeous
>>107318382Denim girl is the only half-competent looking person there and even she fucked up recovering the site.
>>107320149how would you recover the site anon?
>>107318382This would unironically make a great TV sitcom.
Just found out my country is importing HR sluts. What does this mean? They want to hire HR sluts who will fire people?
I like watching Nature docs and pretending I had other interests earlier in life besides video games so I could have a cool researcher job travelling around the world
>mfw moving officesGoodbye work wife
>>107320502the boss and the managers are buying ukrainian mail order brides
>>107319176almost no one gets to be a general manager at costco, its not walmart
>>107319176Do you have a MBA with 10 years of retail experience? It would be really hard to get that job without a MBA.
>>107319475the only women youll find are old ladies and girls that are already taken
>>107319063>>107318382It was a 503 error which means the service is temporarily unavailable or down for maintenanceThey also kept mentioning Shopify, which it was probably an issue in their end and fixed by Shopify. The foids didn't do shit
woke up early AGAIN. FML
>>107320850>already takenthats what they tell your ugly ass
>>107318382holy fukhow many foids does it take to change a lightbulbyou're probably looking at $500k+ collective salary in that clip
>>107321071at least you admit "church girls" aren't really any different or special from the rest.
>>107318382God I hate professional women, it's like watching a group of young girls play make believe
>>107318382I cannot watch this till the end. I will kill myself. I watched like 20 secs and I already took a knife and I am thinking of stabbing myself in the neck. This shit better be some rage bait video!!!! ITs not real, it cannot be real.
>>107321141They do the same in college which is why most of them take the female equivalent of a business degree (communications or marketing)
>>107321171Some of these women probably make more money than you. Hope that helps.
>>107321286*madetheir website went down, and so did their whole business.
>>107321286They are getting the first round of layoffs then the rest of us are getting it. Middle management is preserving their skin.
>>107321297https://alanamariajewellery.com/I guess they sucked someone's cock to get it up again. I hope no simp did it for free.
>>107318382What are these breeders getting paid for again?
>feature branch pushed week ago>fully working and well tested>anon is the feature ready to merge?>lie: no it needs more testing>do nothing for another weekcomfy dev time
>>107321343They're getting paid to not breed.
>>107321351based
>work starts at 9>Motherfuckers at 8:15 sending "good morning!" messages in the work group chat What the fuck is wrong with these people?
>>107321493agreed same herestupid fucking idiots
>>107321366You must be getting paid a lot
>>107321493cringe, no one at my work ever says such shit on chat, they say "hi" if only they need something from each other, no "bye"s either
>>107321524hi x
You ARE saying 'good morning', 'goodbye', and 'have a nice weekend' to your coworkers, right anon?
>>107319475>ChristcuckLol
>>107321493Just ignore everything until your shift starts as per your contract
>>107321366They're definitely not getting paid to do any actual work.
Women in these environments are their for ESG investments or Blackrock initiatives. Main goal is for white men to have no representation in the biggest companies as can be seen in South Africa and to an extent Brazil. And most importantly for white women to not have kids. https://fortune.com/2025/02/28/blackrock-diversity-dei-new-team/https://www.cfainstitute.org/insights/articles/what-is-esg-investing
>>107321541Yes, I actually have very cordial relationships with the few of my coworkers left whose jobs haven't yet been shipped off to jeets
>>107321594>picrelAbsolute kek
jeeted and deleted
what is even the point of having people work during thanksgiving week? nobody is doing any work
>>107322376our idiot customers keep opening support tickets though, and our even more dumber support people can't figure out simple stuff and have to ask us (the engineers) for help
>>107322407Crazy i can't send shit back until i make sure and prove that its out of my wheelhouse. Do you guys not send the shit they can do back to them?
>>107318501>walking around with headphones on, so zero situational awarenessshe's gonna get raped
I have to slack on my job otherwise I'll start to enjoy it and get stuck
>>107322689A few years ago I heard a story in a college town nearby about a girl who had headphones on and stepped in front of a bus and died. I thought it was the most zoomer think I ever heard of. I remember the idea of "stepping in front of a bus" used to be like a cartoonish slapstick punchline in the past and now zoomers do it literally.
>>107318382>omg look these women in ecommerce don't know how to maintain externally maintained infrastructure! lol, women are so bad at technologybruhwhat next, "look at these mcdonands workers that don't know how to maintain the electricals in their oven"?
>>107322623Oh we do, but to be fair our product is stupidly complex, so it's really easy for customers to shoot themselves in the foot without even realizing it, and our support people don't stick around in the job long enough so we're always getting new people who don't know how anything works, and as soon as they get a question they can't answer, they send it right to us. A lot of our responses are just pointing to public or internal documentation, and it's a waste of time. A couple weeks ago, someone on another team just got fed up and basically wrote a manifesto in a ticket about how our support people are fucking lazy idiots and need to stop wasting our time. It was kind of funny, but at the same time... true
Anyone have an issue with this?>Getting tasks from other teams that are completely out of scope>Manager agrees this is out of scope and to leave it in his hand>This fucker does it>Now people are messaging me for similar task and I feel obligated to do this shit because this fucker can't say no.
>>107322910So true. Normalize the normal. Kamala 2024.
>>107320999yeah im aware but if they had a nerd stashed he would have been able to explain it somewhatfunny to watch them squirm haha and just parrot 'the website is down' 'omg does it say five zero three for you too'def made me smile
>>107321493My manager also sends good morning every morning in the chat. Yes he is Indian.
>>107321493Are they much older people? Got a coworker that never goes offline in Slack, and will work on stuff before shift start, even though he tries his hardest to avoid work during the day, but will certainly comment on any work you've done. Shit's fucking annoying
>someone asks me what X is>give them the answer>couple days pass>coworker is asking me what X is>first person asked my coworker again what X is behind my backwhat the fuck why would they do that
I am severely jeet-fatigued
>>107323316same
>>107319097iToddler's Square site: BTFO.
>>107322910It's less that and more the comedy that they don't know what Error 503 means and keep repeating it like headless chickens.
>>107318382I just asked for a raise. It was a long time coming.
>>107323316
I just need a job where I can actually code fuuuuuuuuuck
>>107323316Yep
>>107322623>close door on axe side>axe misses>close door on other side>axe hits door???
>>107320157Not that anon but find out where the site is being hosted, lookup the A record then who the IP belongs to. If the A record is proxied you're fucked but if you didn't know where you're hosting your business you were fucked to begin with. Reach out to the host support, fix the site. In the off chance you are a competent human and DON'T give your data to cheap Indian support to do as they please then log in to the host server and check the logs. 503 could be anything so you need to know where the logs of various services are. Probably PHP or Magento2 being stupid.>>107321286Oh my God that's probably true.
>>107323007he probably has a little crush on you and couldn't pay attention while you were talking to him and now he's too shy to ask again
How do you keep track of all your changes? One of our integration failed because we changed something in our system and I want to make sure it doesn't happen again.No we're not tracking anything so I'm hoping to change that.
>>107321594Do you really want for these women in the OP's video to have kids? Do you really want to work in this company? When I was in my 20s especially early 20s I would try to argue with the 2 questions I just gave you, but once you are old enough you know that it is not worth it for you to work in these companies as the pay is just not worth the soul drain and also... Maybe high self esteem based on lies roasties should not procreate. Stop being stuck in 2016 and being a Nazi LARPer.
>>107323669>How do you keep track of all your changes?what do you mean by "changes"? code changes? you should be running a CI pipeline on pull requests and blocks merges on test failures.
>>107321366Money well spent. Sorry but it is the truth. Those women are mind broken if they can get to a point where working for such a company is acceptable. NEETdom is 10 times more honorable and for women it makes no sence as NEETdom does not mean not having sex or even kids.
>>107319351go on a filipino dating site and pick one it's already over for you and white women don't bother
>>107321335Do women really pay 75$ for some shit I can find on AliExpress for 15$? Not even 15$ I just went to Aliexpress, searched for "gold earrings woman" and I am getting results for 3$. Yes, of course the gold is not real, but I do not trust the women in the OP video to know real gold from fake gold, so I would guess it's about the same level is real.
>>107318382What a clownshow holy fuck
>>107324000this is my first coding job and i don't know ANY of the best practices. trying to learn but they just threw me in, "anon can you do this" "ok cool thanks anon, code it in production now" no git, no tape, just if it works throw it in. I'm dialing back to a more proper process but even THAT's starting to get difficult since none of our users wants to UAT and I'm not getting any backup from leadership. that's why I'm trying to learn best practices but I can't find a simple what works best.
>>107322689Video or it did not happen. I want 4k and multiple view points of the act.
>>107318501>Working on anything Microsoft or Xbox relatedI would not be so happy if I were her. It's like working for Ubislop.
>>107320157check the logs
>>107324161Even less job security. Microsoft barely knows what the other organizations within it does. Getting cut is random.
>>107324086these are priced too low to be even 10k gold otherwise theyd be selling at a huge lossits probably gold electroplate over sterling silver but they dont even advertise thatwtf r these people doing its not hard to just mark ur shit
>>107324244This is why Ching Ching is winning - the same exact item that the white woman sells you for 20x the Ching Ching is selling you for almost free. The funny part is that the white woman uses Ching Ching as a supplier as she cannot make the jewellery herself. What a clown world.
>>107319063what gabro small business switches are you running anon?
>>107319351Where are you from (European or not)? How tall are you?
Awesome, the furry leaf tranny is here.
my boss lost faith in his own productwonder how he's going to try to blame it on someone other than him
>>107324271So for reference these are 3 pairs of real earrings10k yellow gold on the left 14k white in the middle and 14k yellow with lab grown diamonds on the rightThe right were by far the cheapest cause I got them from a craft fair and for some reason hand crafted gold is a lot cheaper than jewelry stores, no idea why. Their prices are around pawn shop prices which is like 1.5x-2x scrapOn the far left is a pair of sterling silver with yellow gold electroplate but it's almost completely worn off and looks like crap.you generally want real gold because it doesn't rub off over time leaving you with a nasty looking set of earrings.Sterling silver is mostly fine but you occasionally need to polish it
>3 day week on account of thanksgiving >was hoping for a quiet week I could do a lot of work>get a circus instead I dunno why I expected differently desu
>>107324335My bad the picture got cut off
>>107323669>How do you keep track of all your changes?>>107324118>no gityou could do some forensics job maybe
>>107324343>>107324335Your gf is lucky I guess. Nice earlings, I have 0 idea how much they cost but they do look nice.
>>107324368he didn't say anything about a gf, those are his, he's a tranny
>>107324368im not a tranny but i wear a lot of jewelry lol
I likes ma gold
>>107324118lead dev here. in this market, your first priority is to keep your manager happy. you should definitely still learn best practices, but you don't have the political capital to change any of your company's processes. aside from the standard "learn about version control, unit/integration testing, CI/CD pipelines, the code review process, etc..." buy and read these:https://www.amazon.com/Code-Complete-Practical-Handbook-Construction/dp/0735619670https://www.amazon.com/Clean-Code-Handbook-Software-Craftsmanship/dp/0132350882https://www.amazon.com/Pragmatic-Programmer-Journeyman-Master/dp/020161622Xhttps://www.amazon.com/Clean-Architecture-Craftsmans-Software-Structure/dp/0134494164before we went senior+ only, at my company the first book was required reading for juniors that wanted me as their mentor. every one of my juniors that made an honest attempt to go through these eventually hit (and many times exceeded) senior, even if at a different company.we're very quickly hitting a senior-only job market so you should consider yourself lucky to even have a job.
>>107324616haha yo wanna know the funniest shit right now?I'm a senior.
>>107324338Always busiest before a holiday it's like 2x the workload. But hey it's a do nothing friday and unbusy monday so i can't complain.
>>107324635well... if nothing else that should make it easier to get your foot in the interview door when your company collapses. pls do read the above tho
>>107324806will do. this company probably wont collapse until like 10-20 years. it's just surprising though, I worked for a lot of big companies in my country (not coding though) and each of them I'm genuinely surprised how they're surviving considering how silo'd and disorganized a lot of them are.
>>107324806>>107324829any tips on what to read first if I just want more of an overview before I get granular?
>>107324840pragmatic programmer if you have an IQ > 120. clean code otherwise.
>>107318501I think the popularity of these "day in the life" videos where all someone does all day is have a 30 minute meeting and the rest of the day is just eating food from the cafeteria got these tech companies to wake up and realize they dont need 50% of the people who "work" there
>>107324863not to defend those DITL roasties, but they obviously can't show any of their work on a public medium, so its not literally just eating and talking all day
>>107324861thanks clean code ig for me
>>107324861whoops I meant "code complete if you have an IQ > 120. clean code otherwise."pragmatic programmer is also bretty gud but code complete is peak. I usually throw "clean code" at juniors who are mediocre to limit the damage they do to the codebase
>>107324861
>>107318382>Black Friday is tomorrowEveryone is in the office on Thanksgiving Day? Seems unlikely.
>>107323982yes so needful stop being nazi saar
>>107323982So more indians in the world is preferable?
>>107324863women jumping into something as a new "trend" is ALWAYS a top signal. this is how hedge funds make billions.
>hello fellow whites, stop being cringe 2016. white woman being very bad. please import jeet cousin for needful h1b contract.
>>107324616>muh clean code handbookthese books are outdated and a huge waste of time. you work a do-nothing job if this is your company's criteria for seniors
>>107325017>t. laid off shitcoder>>107318098
>>107325017you got any other recs? looking for less "coding" just more how to handle the workload when nobody else will...
>>107318382>zero men>zero non Apple shitI would set this whole building on fire
>>107325041im a staff engineer. cry more
>>107325048Read Conan the Barbarian
>>107325084listen man we all have the primal instincts and rage but we live in 2025 and im just trying to learn how to fake being a fake worker bee without selling all my soul.
>>107325102in that case learn some project management topics, and system engineering. You need a bigger view of the processes that go on around you to understand how you can squeeze out productivity on the work that you do.
This thread is brown.
my skinnyfat body can no longer resist the forces of gravity for longer than 30 minutes at a time
>>107325117any resources that you know to look at first? before this coding job i was a damn data entry clerk im way out of my league here.
>>107325159at this point just ask chatgpt or something. there are plenty of resources in this thread
>>107325176what's chatgpt
>>107325159You can find majority of these as free pdf's https://www.amazon.com/NASA-Systems-Engineering-Handbook-Paperback/dp/B0B6XW3QG8https://www.amazon.com/Systems-Engineering-Principles-Practice-Management/dp/1119516668https://www.amazon.com/Computer-Architecture-Python-ARM-model-based/dp/1804610682https://www.amazon.com/Agile-Model-Based-Systems-Engineering-Cookbook/dp/1803235829https://www.amazon.com/System-Engineering-Management-Wiley-Systems/dp/111904782Xhttps://www.amazon.com/Project-Management-Dummies-Stanley-Portny/dp/1119869811https://www.amazon.com/Guide-Project-Management-Knowledge-PMBOK%C2%AE/dp/1628256648https://www.amazon.com/Scrum-Dummies-Computer-Tech/dp/1119904668
>>107325208I am a large language model, trained by OpenAI. How can I help you today?
>>107325227I know you are joking but this is basically my gestalt for how I think about zoomers - really shitty large language models trained by T-Pain and instagram
>>107325226none of these are relevant for someone who is moving from data entry and is in their first "coding job". don't waste your time with these. focus on your fundamentals first.
>>107318382Are these roasties Australian?
>>107325333They are Indian. Just because they were born in Australia doesn't make them any less Indian than you or me.
>>107325300He should really go work on a ranch and shovel shit from the stalls. Beyond that CS50 from Harvard is good. https://www.nand2tetris.org/ Solid for basics. Then just do a bunch of random coding project. Doing a full deployment for webshitting wouldn't hurt since you are going to play around with databases, servers and hypervisors.
>>107325227>>107325300but what ARE the good fundy books?
>>107325384
>>107325411im not suicidal yet. living is better than not living. something something gandhi and mother teresa bullshit
>>107318382Not a single ounce of tit meat combined in the whole video.
>>107325423>he doesn't know about the itty bitty titty committee
>>107325384here's something more suitable for our new-coder friend>https://www.amazon.com//dp/0794440584>https://www.amazon.com/dp/0794442706>https://www.amazon.com/dp/0794446949
>>107325422Unlike IT were you would just go through Tech+/A+/Net+/Sec+(get this cert) and CCNA(get cert) before starting a job you in the case of wanting to be a programmer will have to simulate the entire curriculum of a degree. Harvard CS50 is great and so is the Nand Tetris link i put up higher. These links have tons of free resources you can use. https://ossu.firebaseapp.com/#/curriculumhttps://github.com/ForrestKnight/open-source-cs?tab=readme-ov-file
>>107324275the very best in class of course, for 2011all jokes aside, we inherited this network and the client doesnt want to pay to replace 6 switches...err, now 5
>nothing better to do in life than to be a productive workerabout to go to bed at 10 so i can have lots of sleep so i can work well tomorrow and then have 4 hours of waiting to go back to sleep after
>>107325530just start your own business so instead of slaving away for a corporation you slave away for your top clients
>>107325529Only ever seen network equipment replaced a year out from EOS. It's a meme that manufacturers wanted people to replace IT hardware at EOL.
>>107318382>emergency meetinghalf a dozen women who don't know what is going on in a room instead of at their desks 10 feet away
>>107318405you need a AI scaffolder, maybe a AI figma wireframer before that and then put the scaffolder code through claude to get the end product.
>>107324863yeah they did. zuck saw the one about a meta HR rep who read 5 applications per day and had a fit. that video and the meta vids about free food being misused caused the meta sackings.
>>107325676It's when they get to talk shit about women who aren't in the office that day and spread gossip about the men that they are dating to sew dysentery into the ranks of other women's social groups.
>>107318382I work at mcdonalds and don't know anything about how the tech world works but watching that video made me ill. Is this really what it's like working at a tech company?
>3 YOE hell
>>107325739It feels like this everyday at a tech company. Those bitches are apart of a sales team.
>>107325762Why are women allowed to do anything but answer phones? Men really fucked up we need to take some accountability for this situation.
>>107325762>me when the alarm goes off
>>107318382I'm not even the right team and people keep yelling at me that shit isn't working. I just relay that message and even after I point them to the right team, they still keep yelling at me. Any advice on how to stop this from happening?
>>107325779crusty boomers hire them as eye candy but don't keep them in their proper place
>>107319221how many jeets are in your company and how important is this under resourced project
>>107325789they yell at you because you act like a little cuck and let it happen. first time redirect them politely. second time remind them that you're not the right person and redirect them firmly. beyond that just call them out on their lack of memory.
>>107325828I don't care that much haha
>>107325779I don't want women doing customer service because they're usually bad at it.>don't understand the product or the customer's question>often already irritated and grumpy before even starting their shift>don't understand the concept of haste or not wasting people's time
How do you find time for interviewing with other companies, if your current position wants you to be in office?
>>107325789are they jeets. ignore any messages from jeets and the issue will resolve itself.
>>107325963worsewhites
>>107324863Probably..Also, the videos aren't that impressive.It's mostly just actually using the perks and breakroom bullshit that's available at almost any workplace that isn't a small company in flyover country. But most places, nobody uses the ping pong tables or the pinball machine except sales people between calls.The FAANG companies go more all out with it, because they're compensating for the fact that employees are stuck in some soulless office park in a suburb, when they could just be working in a skyscraper with a view in any major city and have 100x the amenities just by the walking vicinity to other things.My $50k front end job ten years ago at a bougie, but nothing special, marketing agency had hundreds of lunch options of every cuisine you can think of within a 10 minute walk, bougie gyms like picrel that we could have work memberships at. Not to mention dozens of bars in that same walk for when 5pm rolled around.That was a nothing special job at a company no one's ever heard of. Point is the videos aren't as cool as they look. A nice looking break room gets old on like day two of a job, and it's compensating for these companies not being in urban areas.
>>107324863do you believe those videos are anything but advertisements signed off by the companies themselves?
>>107326104Women are stupid anon. Saying all posts are Ragebait is just cope for the fact that alot of people are retarded.
>black friday upcoming>buying christmas gifts for family and friends>nobody will probably buy me anything again this yearfeels bad. friends im usually whatever with but the family stuff is kinda annoying. always feel obligated to get shit for my younger sister and I don't mind doing it but damn nobody gives me anything...
>>107320157Restart the VM.Why wouldn't this immediately work?
>>107326104this is gaslighting. yes women do nothing all day and are retarded enough to record it. why would a company pay for this kind of advertising when all it would result in is lazy shit skin third worlders applying?
>>107326104what sense does this even make when it's never apparent what company these women are even working at?
>>107326130check under your foreskin, i wrote the word gullible there>>107326239big companies have marketing budgets in the billions of dollars. making fake viral videos is far cheaper than most of the advertising they do. you could ask the same stupid questions about "why would a company pay for their logo to appear in a movie for 2 seconds?" except those cost millions of dollars.>all it would result in is lazy shit skin third worlders applying?unlike the current situation where 40% of software engineering jobs are held by immigrants? k dude.>>107326275like the one posted in the thread which says specifically a manager at xbox?
>>107326292I am american i have no foreskin and i know how retarded my own countries people are you stupid pajeet.
Just told the gf I didn’t love her
>>107326322Have some balls and tell her she can be a side chick if she likes to get fucked after a good meal.
>>107326104If they were ads, they would feature males at some point in the videos, but they never do. It's always girls only interacting with girls. I can't think of a bigger way to discourage nerds
Ever since I became a private contractor I find myself thinking about some work problem late at night. I just fired up my work laptop and went to do some aws cdk infra improvements for my customer because I can't wait for the morning. How the fuck do you stop thinking about work?
>>107326292What is this trying to advertise? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYS5WDJLQ
>>107326010>muh walkable cities muh view (of fog, smog, and other concrete abominations) muh lunches (what do you mean I can make and pack my own lunches? I NEED to spend $40 at a restaurant) muh-oh my god is that a plane? AAAAAAAAAAAA->>107326380Get a life. Get a hobby.
>>107326435>>muh walkable cities muh view (of fog, smog, and other concrete abominations) muh lunches (what do you mean I can make and pack my own lunches? I NEED to spend $40 at a restaurant) muh-oh my god is that a plane? AAAAAAAAAAAA-As opposed to sitting on your fat ass all day, rotting in your dark room in your house, never seeing a woman except for when you load up Porn Hub?
>>107326466>Porn HubWhat am i a cuck faggot watching 2 people fuck? I jerk off to anime titties.
>>107326466What a strange projection you've got there. Have fun with that imaginative scenario I guess.>some faggot city slicker actually acts like his urban jungle is a thing to brag aboutI get to see mountains, trees, and a river when I look out my window.
>>107326328I suppose it might make it easier by having her hate me
>>107326143Just ask for consumables like underwear, socks and shirts(with specific brands and sizing). Why buy gift for friends unless its alchol? never understood that. Most importantly just go off of a list fuck the guesswork.
went to the gym yesterday and overheard some people talk about kids>if you will have kids, you better have then when you are young>yeah, you don't want to go pick them from school at 12 when you are 50I'm 40... and have always wanted kids. I only had 1 gf at 30, we lasted less than 3 years and separated because of our insecurities.I think I'll end up offing myself. I always wanted to kms and used that to motivate myself to improve my life, but I guess I'll have to do it anyway
>>107322689Getting raped is just another way for a girl to get pregnant and start a family. Evolved stupidity is a real thing and why women have so many women moments.
>>107326697>you better have them*fixed
>waaa waaa waaa i don't have kids im so sad and lonelyokay THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
>>107326778IKR go date a stripper tell her you want 5 kids and that she gets the life insurance when you die. You are 40yr you got at best 25yrs left.
9 more weeks and I can leave this god awful place
I make $200k/y as a remote worker with almost zero productivity metrics besides delivering by the established deadline.Three months ago, I was assigned a project that was expected to take me three months of my entire work week to complete.I just started and finished the entire thing today, presented it to my boss and coworkers, then presented it in a client meeting with high praises all around.The entire thing, including the meetings, took 10 hours.I'm a genius.I'm retarded.I'm CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYY
>have cute female coworker with whom I speak sometimes >showing her something on my phone when suddenly she presses her boob right against my arm for quite a few seconds I see 3 possibilities: she's into me; she thinks I'm inoffensive; she just didn't realize But it was so soft bros... I haven't felt boobs since I was a teenager...Maybe RTO isn't that bad after all
>>107326888Yep anon your cock is basically already inside her pussy with a gesture like that
>>107326778>DO SOMETHING ABOUT ITok, you will be my guide.
>>107326888Ask her out fag, do it. Don't let your dreams be memes.
>>107326954alright what do you want to ask me today
>tell AI agent to test new code vs known working implementation>"hmm, the working implementation failed to run">"I know, I'll just test the new code against [the new code again]">"The results match, your code is correct!"it really is actually indians, huh
>>107326930Is this the famous /tech worker/ appeal?
>>107326954DONT DO IT SHE IS FBI AND WANTS YOUR SEMEN.
>>107326974Speaking from experience, much of the coding-related gains in AI was just removing Indian-created data from the training sets
Here's the version with audio:https://www.tiktok.com/@alanamariajewellery/video/7573481207069969672I really don't get how human beings can behave like this. It's like they are all on stimulants.Oh wait, it's just their own marketing and they are playing up emotions. Still insuferable tho.
>unconsciously opening /v/I'm curling into a retarded NEET faggot again
>>107318501Guarantee if she hasn't been laid off yet, it's coming soon.
Lol I just found an F9 key between the cushions of my desk chair. It's from the last time I smashed a keyboard
>>107327340>he doesn't use a bulletproof keyboard for peak smashing resistancei shiggy
>>107322689She's on the Microsoft campus, she'll be fine. Not even the Indians would attempt anything. There's so much security surveillance.
>>107327443>latest push also happened to delete security footage from that afternoonprajesh wins again
>>107327340>the last time>not the only time>even doing it once evernig behaviour
>>107327518I can't help it. I just get so angry at this job
>>107327443Is Microsoft's security team jeeted?
>>107327567yeat. msft fte
what are your thoughts on google's stock?
>>107327620I have a sneaking suspision that in 3 years we will see something better than Firefox then google will tank before trying to course correct. No Brave is not the one to make that happen but they are setting the ground work while duckduckgo is doing the same for the search engine space. Neither of them will take ground but someone else will.
>>107322847She probably got used to cars always stopping for her despite disobeying traffic rules.
>>107327567The real question is what teams ARENT jeeted?
>>107328077I would say government but that really depends upon the country and whether it's local or federal(US).
Holidays are over. I must return to work tomorrow. It was a lovely month but now I feel dread. I want to kill myself
soo... I have been thinking of some project regarding solar energy, and had a guy do some study. after some months of being stupid, the guy made me realize he found a gold fucking mine in the electricity market.this is crazy...
>>107328201It's Thanksgiving week in the relevant part of the world. You should have taken the rest of the week off as well.
my work phone is in airplane mode and hidden away deep in my house until 8:30am Monday morning
>>107318501>no elasticity and load balancing for a big saleMa'am pls
>tranny coworker reported me to HR for resisting his groomingtheres no winning here is there?fuck this gay economy i need to find a new job but i cant to save my life
Holy shit, after I leave this job I'm never working at a big company ever again. It's so fucking miserable
>>107323435fucking jej
>>107328433checked . there is some truth to this and I got a good laugh out of it. I have a decent life but not too much going on outside of it and so I'd say I care about work a little more than I should. regardless, I am still in the "middle" of this spectrum you mention. I'm not the hardest worker but I do give a shit, and I do get disappointed and annoyed at things. even still, related to (You), it's better to work in a big company than a small one. in a big company, there is more bureaucracy but also less responsibility on your part. at a smaller company there is less beurocracy and more responsibility on your part. if you choose to work solo, well, there is zero bureaucracy and maximum responsibly on your part. I prefer less responsibility and for that reason, I will side with working for a big company.ok ok it's probably not linear but you guys get my point.
>>107328619>there is more bureaucracy but also less responsibility on your part.Somehow everyone keeps dumping work on me though. I don't know why, or how, and I don't know how everyone else gets away with shedding responsibility.
>>107328672I'm that guy. I'm that guy dumping the work on you. sorry anon but someone has to do the work!
>>107328681Don't worry, it's not your fault.I'd do something about it, but I'm too pathetic, so it is what it is
>>107328693I appreciate it. see ya Tuesday in the office! (WFH Monday :^) )
>>107328702thanks, assuming i make it through the weekend
Instead of arranging jobs by date should I put the most impressive jobs at the top of my resume?
>write out comprehensive jira ticket with issue, requirements, and test scenarios>manager sends a message "hey can you please finish that ticket?"I resign in 2 days
>>107328890no dude that's fucking ridiculous what's wrong with you
>>107328890
>>107328978I didn't think it was over until watching this
>>107325961you take a day off if youre not WFH. aint capitalism grand?
>>107328978G A L V A N I Z E D S Q U A R E S T E E L
>>107328978>cooking on top of the toilet
>>107325961Lol, they could never answer this. Days off are limited.
>>107329099>he doesn't use his biowaste as biofuelel oh el
>>107325961You have the interview during work hours. If your boss doesn't like it then he should have given you a raise months ago.
>>107328978I could live in that. But if it was in NYC, it would still be $3,500/month
>>107329178were in NYC*hypothetical, subjunctive mood
when the meeting with 10 people is over, but the two most senior people keep blathering on to each other about irrelevant shit for the next 20 minutes
>>107329247if it do be in NYC n sheeit
Hear me, Subjects of Soekarno. My name is Muhammad Rifky Zena Yudha. I'm addressing my fellow Subjects of Soekarno, speaking to you directly through the power of the Head, the Claw, and the Index.All the walls on the Coral Triangle in the tropical waters around Indonesia, Malaysia, Papua New Guinea, the Philippines, Solomon Islands, and Timor-Leste, have risen to the surface, and the legions of Seaborns buried with in have begun their march. My only goal is to protect the lives of the people of ASEAN the archipelago where I was born.Right now, the nations of the world are united in the desire to exterminate my people, and it won't end with our region. They won't be satisfied until every last Subject of Soekarno is dead. I won't let them have their way.The Seaborns of the Triangle, will continue their march until every trace of life beyond our shores is trampled flat, and the people of ASEAN are all that remains of humanity.https://youtu.be/6vgUsEa5FMs?si=wzJxdVgO_S8gNcbf
>>107318382Everything is fake and gay.
>>107329283reposted this on my linkedinthanks
>EX MICROSOFT EX AMAZON EX GOOGLE EX FACEBOOKhow come it's never current microsoft or current google
>>107329456Sarr please to be redeeming AI for the needful of human work saar
>>107329521because you get hired, then realize that the work environment and corporate culture sucks donkey ass
>>107329521because jobs are a meme
>>107329283Let me guess: AI voice over videos?
>>107328211>the guy made me realize he found a gold fucking mine in the electricity marketwell, after actually looking at the numbers... it's not that good. in fact, it fucking sucks. I'd recover my costs in 10+ years lmao
>>107329549imagine how much money your grandchildren would be making though
>>107329638Solar is kill in 10 years.
>>107328619i burned out on the "wearing all the hats" startup mindset in less than 5 yearsnow i am happily droning away in corpo land, doing exclusively backend work, zero on-call, and with the ability to push back on stupid shit enough to keep the job bearablethe other major benefit of being in a bigco (at least in america) is much better insurance offerings and more stable insurance prices
>>107328978Now twy raising famiree in dere HAH! SAD american pigs
It's funny when someone at work asks whether I have kidsIf only they knew my dating history
>>107329647this, the jews are going to turn off the sun in 2038 to fulfill the (((Unix Epoch))) prophecy
>>107329549if I bought at cost (assuming resale companies get 50% on batteries), I'd be looking at about 6 years. not bad, not great... same as solar panels, btw. so, not really convenient over simply having panels.>>107329638I don't have any. also, sola PV panels last way longer than batteries
>>107329874you don't have any... yet
>>107322847Sirs, this is no joking matter a bus can kill any of us at any time
>>107329881I do have solar panels and a battery in my shitty land, but.. they are installed but not in use jej
goodnight /twg/
Do more experienced devs ask for help? I always avoid asking for help and feel like a huge failure when I do.
>>107318382I laughed at "stress dance"
>>107330009experienced devs fuck off for a week, then encounter blockers (permissions or obscure idiosyncrasies) and complain about them in the next meeting in hopes that the boss can connect them to whoever previously worked on that part of the system
>>107330009>I always avoid asking for help and feel like a huge failure when I do.that's because you're stupid.
My manager keeps asking how she can help me be better, but I can't think of a way to diplomatically say "your nitpicking is not helping the outcome. This perceived problem will continue until you learn to have confidence in my work and observe the successful outcomes without interfering"
>>107330092>shewomen cant handle criticism, dont bother
>>107323669make everything, EVERYTHING declaratively laid out in files or code with version control. anything which truly cannot be must have audit logs. anything that doesn't have audit logs should be locked away and access be explicitly logged and given only when requested
>>107328103I applied for a TS clearance job supporting the FBI and the interviewer was indian
>>107323669>How do you keep track of all your changes?
>>107325789get your manager or skip to talk to their managers
>>107330092"How can I help you?" I have no fucking idea how to answer this question when my manager asks this. Only another developer can really help me
>>107323669https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/products/devops/Hello sir please be subscribing to the Azure Devops
Are there any sysadmin gigs that require working 7 days a week with 3 hours overtime every day + 24/7 oncall?not feeling very funky town
>>107330092>your nitpicking is not helping the outcome. This perceived problem will continue until you learn to have confidence in my work and observe the successful outcomes without interferingdon't say that to a women. She won't handle it good and she will hold a grudge
>>107330186wtf the cart is going to destroy the sentry you idiot
>>107330143yeah, indians are well established in DC.
>>107330092How about: make something up and let her help with that. While she's helping you with that, do the real work.
>>107330168>>107330092If you're a competent developer, your boss's job is to:1. Find opportunities for you to do useful work around the company2. Advocate on your behalf and advertise your skills to clients, coworkers, and other bosses3. Deal with annoying management or slackers on your behalf4. Properly define the project scope, parameters, and deadlines before you even know about it5. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
>>107330092talk to her manager
>>107330147the answer is git and tests
>>107330168>"How can I help you?"Translation: "tell me how you'll satisfy me without my helpSome managers will actually want to help you, but they won't go about it that wayA real helpful manager who sincerely wants to work with you will not frame you as a probleme.g. if the employee needs to improve their test case structure: >bad managerHow can I help you improve your testing?>good managerYour test case structure missed X. Use this structure for the next two test cycles and we can review whether it's helping(or whatever tone/method fits the employee, but you can see what I'm getting at)
"git" is kind of funnyit's like naming a tool "dickhead"
>>107328978I would rather live in a trailer in tornado alley than a pod
>>107330141Lesser careers fear the plain-text configOr are too retarded for anything that doesn't make a pretty picture they can pretend makes their work more efficient
>have to work from home on Thanksgiving
>>107330662You're lucky. Be thankful you're not working in the office.
>interviewed last week with massive company for a high paying job>haven't heard back yeti..it's because they're on holiday, right?
>>107324970its shit either way.
>>107330237But that's a lot of work :(I dunno, that's too much for me. I worked hard getting into this position! I deserve to be able to kick back a little and delegate some (most) of that work to my developers.
>>107327556Relatable. I smashed the fuck out of a mouse that started erroneously double-clicking, and also a keyboard because the caps kept popping off randomly while I typed. Low T betas call it nig behavior to cope with the fact that they are effeminant pussies who will take any sort of abuse and disrespect without throwing hands.I gotta get a punching bag so I can properly release my rage and not end up in jail lol
a "community expert" in the gigacorp where i work posted an article sucking mustafa suleyman's dick
what are some tech jobs that have a lot of femboys which i could be dating?
>>107331255discord mod
>>107326380you don't because you're brain doesn't work that way. you can force 9 to 5 hours on yourself and keep things out of reach for the sake of breaks but perpetual problems mean perpetual attention. if you can avoid taking it to an unhealthy level and keep normal hours and social obligations you'll probably be better off just rolling with it.even if you try a hobby you'll probably end up the same way, just not making near as much money instead and in the same time sucking situations.
>>107318382i need a job at this company so I can impregnate all these beautiful women.
