Oye bhai, Ubuntu LTS bolta hai? Arre that same Ubuntu which asks “partial upgrade?” and then bricks half the system? That same Ubuntu where Snap Firefox opens slower than Sunny Leone video on 56k modem? Chal hat, fraud company!You call OpenBSD masochist for 3 AM kernel compile? Arre we compile because we actually understand “secure by default”, not your AppArmor copy-paste nonsense. Your HP Pavilion is the real masochist—blue screen on Windows, 90 % CPU on snapd in Ubuntu—and you’re calling us masochist? Full chutiya spotted!Ubuntu timeline sun:• Made Unity destroyed desktop• Came crying back to GNOME• Forced Snap like cheap Chinese maal• Quietly added Flatpak on the side because even they know Snap is garbageStability bolta hai? Stability doesn’t mean 500 MB updates every week and still late for Spectre patches. OpenBSD had pledge() and unveil() in 2015 while your Bangalore wizards were still googling “how to write SELinux policy”.Broadcom WiFi? Ubuntu = 15 minutes DKMS torture.OpenBSD = one command “fw_update”, done. And we don’t ship shady proprietary blobs by default like your “user-friendly” Ubuntu that sells your soul to Amazon on first boot.IIT grads in SUSE and IBM? Proud of them. But Theo de Raadt literally donates blood for OpenBSD. We drop two releases every year on the exact day, no bakwas, no delay. You still on Ubuntu 22.04 with 2021 kernel in 2025? Wah re cutting-edge wale!Chai break mein bhi OpenBSD doesn’t make me restart doas. Ubuntu pe chai daalte-daalté “snapd seeding – 45 minutes remaining” aa jata hai.Verdict, seedha:Ubuntu = Windows but free (for aunty types)OpenBSD = for real men who grow daadi just by reading man pagesJai pledge(), jai unveil()!Next time Snap hangs, just remember:“You stuck in snap, I’m safe in pledge. Ab ja, Bangalore wizards ko bol 45-minute seeding fix karein.”Mic drop. System boots in 3 seconds. Discussion khatam, bhenchod.
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>>107327703a weird question but even if intel uses your software/code which has GPL license into their closed-source shit, how can you do shit to them and even better how will you even know that some part of your GPL licensed project/code was actually used and they did not followed the license and made it public?
