>>107361440
The future smells like shit.

>>107361440
ahh yes imagine getting out of a 12 hour flight only to find out all the toilets are overflowing with shit because every single traveler takes a shit after their flight

>>107361440
how the FUCK does someone get to the conclusion that toilets need electronics in em?
its even anti-technological
one should always use the least powerful solution that does the job
you dont want to use tnt to remove someone's tooth
its creates more problems than it soves

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>>107361440
>have entire game series that repeatedly explains why this is a bad idea
>do it anyway again and again
something something torment nexus

>>107361471
Just shit on the designated landing strip.

>>107361506
>how the FUCK does someone get to the conclusion that toilets need electronics in em?
Digital => fake => cheap. Simple as.

>>107361532
it ends up being more expensive though
thats without factoring in getting hacked

i cannot express in words my disgust towards non-tech ceos
i dont consider them as humans. like legit.
i would turn non tech ceo's into automation systems for inanimate objects if i could
like a fucking door opener.
with a nervous system. sounds suitable

>>107361440
The way to solve this would be to just to have a manual override button or lever.
You can have your tech but yknow... what if the power goes out? Lmao.

>>107361582
>it ends up being more expensive though
Have you checked this? Why would it be more expensive?

>>107361595
the mongoloid nigger who is responsible for these decisions is paid 10x a techie's pay
and he made that decision based on ads, basically.
let that sink in

>>107361601
by default
you have the same mechanism except you attach a bunch of electronics to it
how would that become cheaper?

you cannot simplify the design of the shitter without compromising function
the shitter is a nigh perfect design.
sounds funneh but its actually true

>>107361465
FPBP

Why is the fucking toilet on the internet?

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They have more important things to focus on, like the gender toilet gap.

>>107361618
>you have the same mechanism
Why would you need the same mechanism? The average toilet has two levers that you no longer need.

>you cannot simplify the design of the shitter without compromising function
They did compromise function hence the OP.

>>107361506
99% of electronics in a toilet is just the automatic flush based on a motion sensor
Being on the internet makes zero fucking sense tho

>>107361440
poopy butts everywhere

>>107361796
??

Shit is gold, hoard your turds outside THEIR system

>>107361440
Jeet coding, but intentional this time.

>>107361804
......im uh.....hungover?
yeah thats it

>>107361770
>theyre actually on the internet
this is bad
japan struck again
theyre not as ultra as the weebs make em to be

>>107361520
We already know this board is flooded with indians. You don't have to out yourself.

>>107361981
>still trying too hard to fit in
You've outed yourself while trying to out me. Sad!

>>107361725
>Why would you need the same mechanism? The average toilet has two levers that you no longer need.
no, only one you dont need if its automated
you still have to have a diaphragm-like something
you still have to have the cutoff lever
and even if you remove that lever you still have everything BUT the lever.
you have a solenoid instead
how turning a rod and some syrofoam into a fukken electronic circuit makes sense?

actually it does, bc it removes moving parts

but point still stands that lacks soul and is bloat therefore is un-/g/-like

>>107361989
All you have to do is control a single valve.

>>107361440
kaloqe

>>107361595
my toilet is electronic, just a sensor connected to the valve. Got a battery backup tho, beeps like a cunt when its running flat. And when the Brothers dont like smoke alarms, they'd h8 this fucker. Absolutely no reason on Gods Earth to connect it to the internet tho, all advantages of flush via http by side.

>>107362029
no, two
or you get a roman toilet but electronical
a big part of the game is that theres a certain amount of water that needs to get flushed at once
but you cannot overflow
2 valves
kinetic energy is leveraged to be extra efficient at keeping the toilet clean

im not fucking joking when i say the shitter is a nigh perfect design
its a good example to introduce into engineering bc toilet funneh hehe but its actually very toroughly thought out

>>107362058
>theres a certain amount of water that needs to get flushed at once
Open the valve quickly.

>but you cannot overflow
Cut off the inflow when sensor says so. I don't see the problem. I can program a toilet in C++ in 20 seconds.

>>107362029
>>107362058
the shitter is an evolution of the cholera problem in london c. 1850
people died bc they didnt have adequate shitters
its a meme
but also bc people fuckken died bc of this meme
and thats what makes it 4chan-worthy

shitters are the epitome of enginerding, unironically
need dictates function dictates form
its is pure engineering.
even if shit is involved

>>107362112
>20 seconds
youre exagerating but it shouldnt take more than an hour
>c++
its prolly gonna be vhdl, but how complicated can it be?
everythings based on c or c++

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>>107361506
This is what happens when you let children (well chronologically aged adults with the minds of children) make management decisions.
Get used to it - this is our future.

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>>107362223
im ok with that
thats what makes small teams viable

Hori shietto

>>107362223
>>107362253
cont
yeah:
>layers of retardation
dont despair, rejoice
its competition who have to deal with that
self inflicted debuffs all across the board

>self inflicted debuffs all across the board
how can i fucking lament this?

i have other things to lament
extra elite programmer, a cousin of mine, xx
dropped out of programming
does driver now

what the fuck
i need to call her
and ask her what the fuck is this all about
shes xx btw, im not calling a him her
shes a gal
and she has bigger iq then i do
lowecaser btfos you?
shes in the fukken mensa

and she drives fukken lorries
thats not normal
i need to look into it

>>107362310
cont
she worked for fucking garnier last time i saw her for fucvks sake
she was the math person
she got hired to build the tools that garnier uses

and now she drives a fukken lorry?
i think she burned out
but i need to talk to her
im kinda ashamed of my power level compared to hers
but i also have softskills she doesnt posess
shes got a specialized brain
so theres stuff a balanced person cannot compete with
but as a balanced high performance person one has general smart which a specialized spirit doesn posess
i need to call her

ill get sober and ima call her and ask her wtf is everything about
fukken
hopefully its not autism
i dont want to hear because of autism a turbo briliant brain ends up as a fukken lorry driver

>>107361635
How the fuck would you supply live streams for the Germans then?

>>107361770
>99% of electronics in a toilet is just the automatic flush based on a motion sensor
Yes I know I regularly get a literal fucking heart attack while taking a piss at the office

>>107362419
Anon, I think you should get some sleep. You're borderline incoherent and probably posting in the wrong thread.

>>107361440
Many toilet cam companies stocks just went down the drain.

>>107362536
no, its g and its tech related
also im a local. where else would i post but here
im venting
but rants over, i wont be shitting up the feed no more. for now.

decision's taken.
i was ashamed of myself so i didnt call her
im at a fraction of what she can do
but now shes doing fucking lorry driver
and i can do psychanalysis
i need to get in touch

im venting but yeah
pedos are posting pedoshit
shills are shilling their shit
and im dealing with a burnt out genius programmer, i think, which at least is immediately tech related
also im venting
but also im a local so that doesnt count

>>107362579
>genius programmer
i beat most of g
she beats me and its not even close
although, it stands to reason i master parallelization better than she does so now i have a chance in a code challenge against her
but i dont feel confident at fucking all

>>107362639
shes basically me
but shes extra elite on maths and im a dropout
she just fucking outclasses me
maybe i know some trick she doesnt
and i can leverage it
but its to be expected she beats me

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>>107362435
lololol

a fucking lorry driver.
something happened.
i need to know what.

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>>107361770
>Being on the internet makes zero fucking sense tho

>letting valuable data on size, weigh, color and consistency go to waste

The Shittening

>>107362567
Cam? I don't think they do that in Japan.

>>107362310
>>107362419
how drunk are you

>>107362310
>>107362419
refer to my previous post
>>107362660

>>107363865
now im really drunk
but ima call her tomorrow bc wtf
last time i leave the person shes trolling garnier
and now my pops went to polan and he says shes a driver
what the absolute fuck
she was earning more than a politician how the fuck shes a lorry driver?
2005 she was launching a company, she had prototype 3d printer a decade before most people knew it was a thing
at that time she was learning neural nets and stats, unironically she was at the forefront of ai

what the fuck you mean such a person is driving a fucking lorry?
theres something going on
i need to know what

>>107363944
last time wasnt in 2005 btw
she was working @ garnier in 2017-18
didnt speak with her since then
but yeah
wtf
she has 150 fucking iq
what the fuck you mean shes a driver

idk, must be a burnout
but i need to hear that from her
otherwise im not gonna believe it
shes fukken godlike compared to us
she actually started on a fukken atari bros
i """started""" on the same atari even if what i did was to copy the code she developed (no hdd)
one of the fukken pillars- lorry fukken driver

>>107361440
>Thing, Japan is in le Futur—

>not having a manual override
Thought those gooks were intelligent.

>>107365121
It's the airport. They want to show off their technological prowess to tourists.

>>107361440
Just for the record, OP made up the internet part. It has nothing to do with that. There was an electrical problem in the terminal which caused the malfunction.

>>107365408
Nope. They literally said in a statement it was a networking glitch.

>>107365447
>電気設備故障
https://mainichi.jp/articles/20251128/k00/00m/040/248000c

Feel free to post an actual source.

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>>107365447
https://tokyo-haneda.com/information/2025/detail_00052.html

>>107362775
Just reminding people the toilets and showers do spy on you.
https://www.theverge.com/2014/2/6/5386482/sochi-winter-olympics-video-surveillance-of-hotel-room-showers

>2025
>He doesn't flush via https
>/g/ trying to justify living in the hydrodynamic porcelain age
Just spin your own yarn and weave your own clothes.

>>>/pol/522466776
>>>/pol/522466776
>>>/pol/522466776

>>107365772
>indian programmers
Do they just love creating their own truths, or what's their malfunction?

>>107366549
He said "programmers", implying that they aren't really skilled at the job.

>>107361440
But we were told indians are brilliant programmers.

>>107366694
The link in the OP doesn't even say that it's a computer problem, or what kind of people worked on the design or possibly programming of the system. >>107365631 talks about an "electrical system failure" according to the MTL, which might be a computer or software related problem. The thing about the indians is because some anons here care more about jokes or memes rather than facts. They don't even care that they present their joke as a fact, rather it seems they're using it as a "fact" to confirm their own ideologically motivated ideas.

>>107366917
Have you seen indian electrical wiring skills?

>>107361440
indians are trying to ruin another invention by the white man.
Why does a toilet need to be connected to a digital system?
Imagine having to update your microsoft drivers to flush a poop.
Would it be "my toilet," or "this toilet"?
Would they own my poop before or after the deposit?

>>107366917
>which might be a computer or software related problem
It doesn't. 電気系統 would never mean that.

>>107361440
Imagine that, one day you have to take a massive shit, your house is full of guests but you realize you can't flush because the wifi is down and your toilet can't contact the license server.

>>107361440
This sounds like some fetish material right here.

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>I can't shit because my toilet is being DDoS'ed

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>>107366970
>out the window it goeACK!

>>107361506
japan is really fucking corrupt so the goal was always for some friend of someone high up to make a lot of ¥¥¥

>>107361440
And just like that Japan was turned into India

>>107361506
Japs have butt heaters, massagers, anime voice and whatnot built into toilets

>>107361440
Very sorry saar, I tripped the ethernet cable again.

>>107366943
You don't have a programmable toilet? What are you, poor?

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titta

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>Get accused of being a racist
>The AI locks your toilet lid down as punishment

all part of the jeet's master plan

>>107361440
Was it vibecoded or jeetcoded?