There's been a shift
wouldn't work for my company, we have colleagues across Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Island, as well as Jersey and Isle of Man etc.300 colleagues won't all travel to Manchester lol
>>107401300*Northern Ireland, fuck me
>>107401248Tethering to a physical location means that they're not employing the best people.
>>107401300then you take the package and leave
>>107401248Damn, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to brag about doing nothing for 7 hours online
>>107401321>no mobility clause in contracts>proximity bias>disability discrimination>unfair dismissallollmaodoing it would destroy the company
>>107401248Software developer w/20 years experience, $50K/year remote, $250K/year onsite.
>>107401312If Northern Ireland fucks you, would, that mean that the Irish get it back??
>>107401408>seamus has to take a hovercraft and a train to get to work>somebody call the eu
This is why wfhcels should’ve accepted a hybrid schedule
>>107401446Why would anyone call the EU? The UK is not a member of the EU.
Funny thing is he's not requiring employees to go to the same office as the rest of their team. They can go to the nearest office and work with their teammates through zoom, slack, and other remote tools.
This is what the last 3 years has been about. Started with Great Resignation. Ending with RTO. The plebs got too uppity and needed to be brought to heel
>>107401480All IG is doing is driving talent to other companies and or welfare.They're shooting themselves in the foot.
No such thing as RTO in our contractOur homes are the workplace.
>>107401515what "talent" is there to write javascript?
>>107401320These hype slopping CEOs are still hoping that AI is right around the corner to relieve them of the burden of having to pay icky dirty humans. I love, so much, that we’re starting to see diminishing returns from LLMs. CEOs can kill themselves.
>>107401248Noooo I just bought an Embody chair wtf?!!
>>107401410>5x more money>literally lose the ability to actually live a massive chunk of your day because you have to (((commute)))
>>107401248Instagram still has employees in the US?
>>107401248i fucking hate my remote worker 'colleagues' they dont do SHITsure they add 'hours of time spent' but on trivial tickets that in reality dont take much timeits obvious they are not workingfuck them>>107401320remote workers are all dog shit, every single one of them, on all teamshow can you hire someone and know they arent going to just fuck around all day and pretend like they are working
>>10740220For like 5 years now every other remotefag post is>hur dur look at me “working from home”. lolololNow suddenly>”the fuck do you mean we’re ‘commuting clock fraud’ and need to RTO, this is literally ridiculous”
>>107402203>how can you hire someone and know they arent going to just fuck around all day and pretend like they are workingHave a project manager that tracks the progress?
>>107402203>how can you hire someone and know they arent going to just fuck around all day and pretend like they are workingThe same way you do in an office, retard. You sound Indian.
>>107402203clean up those tickets, jannyI'm too busy jerking off and playing wow
>>107402756they are worse than my remote techniciansi seriously have no idea what those guys actually doeveryone who's remote just makes it look like they're working and doing stuff but really arent doing anything if you look into ita tech can say anything they want to a PM to make it sound like they're doing 'work' while making minimal to no progress same with the PMthats what they all do>>107402811you're retarded>>107402829qq
>>107401248My old company implemented a forced RTO after saying they were remote-first for years and now they've lost every single high-performing engineer. There is no purpose for this other than a desire to control the plebs, and monkey-see-monkey-do retarded MBA behavior. All seething posts about how people that WFH don't do any work are from NEET retards that have never worked in an office where 90% of the day is spent "collaborating" with people by talking about sports, gossip and TV. Only utter inbred retards think location matters for productivity. The only thing that matters for productivity is the motherfucking productivity.
>>107402838Brown unemployed hands are typing these posts.
>retards talking about remote vs in-office productivity when we've known for years that RTO is a soft layoff mechanism to replace American workers with Indians without having to pay severanceI hope you all catch AIDS and die
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST WASTE 2 HOURS COMMUTING TO THE SHITTY OFFICE WE RENT AND PRETEND TO WORK 8 HOURS STRAIGHT EVERY SINGLE DAY EVEN THOUGH REAL WORK IS LESS THAN 5 HOURS PER WEEKCan't wait for AI to make everyone jobless by exposing how fake and gay every "job" actually is.
>>107402867:)
>>107401408please understand americans dont have rights so they dont know what you're talking about
if you're just an ornament to occupy the real estate then you're not doing actual workthe end
>>107402892this. everyone is just sitting on their phones in the office, atrocious.
>>107402858sounds like massive cope from an underperformer who has to do actual work now
>>107403043
>>107403043we have the only right that matters
>>107401248Weren't these companies saving money by not having people at the offices?
>>107401248Good.
>>107403365It’s the opposite because they already are bound to leases on the buildings, and they get penalized if the space isn’t used
>>107403068>actual work>in "open concept" offices with "hot seats" and so much noise they need fucking white noise machines in the ceiling
>>107402829lmao
>>107403281the right to donate $5 billion more to Israel?the right to die by mass shooting several times a week?the right to circumcision?the right to worship corporations?the right to be arrested on campus for criticizing Judaism?the right to be fired because your boss’ wife cheated on him and he’s in a bad moor?the right to stagnant wages because the supreme court ruled that companies exist to give shareholders profit?
>>107403365It's not about the money, it's about executives being able to feel important in offices full of people. They want to demoralize and control workers so they will do more work for less pay. It's about power and nothing more.
>>107403436*bad mood
>>107403436The right to feel like a badass holding your AR-15 in front of a mirror while you delude yourself that you are capable of being a threat to anybody in a position of power with it.
>>107401248My contract says I work from home and unilateral contract modifications are illegal. If you want to fire me you'd owe me over $40k in compensation.
>>107403281That bear wouldn't make it to the end of the week here in Austria. Way too many hunters, and other rural folk with guns.
>>107403758good luck finding a new job in the current market
>>107401248>gay company does gay thingsThe last company I worked for was pretty gay but even they were forced to submit like the bitches they are fucking had to bow down and accept WFH. Multi billion dollar company cucked by workers.LMAO
>>107401248I quit a year ago. I like my house better than my former office. Now I run my own business online making more than I ever did. I'm killing my former company in the process. They can't compete. I guess they shouldn't have let the guy who wrote their core product walk away.
>>107401320If you matter companies relocate you
>>107405306Companies have no clue who is valuable.
>>107403281Right to be retarded?
>>107401248what happened to the new normal?
>>107402203I too get super angry when people do not pull their weight.Don't they think of the shareholders? Like WTF???
>>107401748They will when they run out of patience with the other AI CEOs scamming them. It won’t be the laid off workers decapitating them (though it should be), but rather they’ll end up having accidentally drowned themselves in a helicopter crash.
>>107403758What l leverage did you have to strike those terms?
if you aint doing 996 you're a deadweight
>>107401248This is good honestly. If everyone is in office then I don't need to compete against jeets from half way around the world. Just people within committing distance of the office.
>>107401856At 250k you should be able to live pretty close to the office. Skill issue.
>>107401248They're just reducing headcount without officially having layoffs. Making work conditions shitty so people leave saves money.
>>107403758Yeah and I know a bunch that have gotten similar packages
>>107401248Nice suit, office rat.
>>107401248>bring backpack to work>smuggle pic related in>flush it down the toilets every day>plumbing inoperable within a few weeks>make OSHA complaint about no toilets at work>no one can RTO
>>107406231>smuggling 22kg of concrete into officehttps://youtu.be/XAYhNHhxN0A?si=BPHE9Xw_wZig4qxx
>>107402892If you are *actually* “productive” for eight hours a day every day at a desk job then your job is not important and does not require actual thought. Shrimple as
>>107406127dont worry about that, they WILL come to your office, and you will be happy
>>107406649Not at 100k for an h1b they won't.
>>107401248ok lets say that all Instagram employees just quit, what will change for Instagram, the tech sphere or the world? Don't get me wrong I want to work and do nothing, but at some point it is a bit of a waste of time to even show up for work and it is a waste of time for both sides. Just give me a salary and do not expect much or anything.
>>107401321ok
>>107406127>If everyone is in office then I don't need to compete against jeets from half way around the world.Get a load of this nigga that thinks RTO means offshoring won't happen
>>107401248Oh my god 5 days a week?That's almost like having a real job?
>>107402203noone wants to work. If I do not want to work and others do not work, why exactly do I have to go and be angry at them? They are based. If anything I will only be angry at them because I am not them. I want to work 0 hours and be paid. if others managed it I want either the same deal or them to suffer.
>>107407412some of these retards don't get work from home could easily be sanjeet working from udder pradesh
>>107401248I dont understand why anyone would want to work for a company that is actively trying to replace you with AI lolId have quit ages ago
>>107407446The retard is you. Sanjeet is going to be working remotely from Bangalore whether Americans are in the office or not. RTO fags are coping hard that being in the office will somehow make their jobs more secure. Newsflash: It won't.
>>107401248managers are lonely.
>>107407412>Companies could have been offshoring all this time but they didn't>Instead they spend tons of money and hours on securing an H1B candidate instead>This is because they realized in the last round of offshoring that these people cannot be trusted to work without direct supervision of Western staff>Western staff refuses to live in India>Thought they found an infinite money glitch with H1b labor>Now that's closed unless they fork over 100k per applicantUnless the candidate is making like 600k a year, no company will justify 100k for an h1b jeet. Doing return to office 5 days a week is based if you live adjacent to the office. These are the times when salaries increase.
>>1074030681. I am not that anon, but Iw ill write it again:2. noone wants to work. whether you think you can just pile up the slaves and make them work from your office or fire them is up to you. Noone wants to work means that i will leave the nano second i have to return to an office and will rather die than play by your rules. you can find other slaves, right?
>>107407505>Now that's closed unless they fork over 100k per applicantPlease, you can't be this naive. They'll shmooze Trump a bit and get the fee waived.
>>107407531Two more weeks
>>107407531>Here are all these things that happened>Oh yeah but what if this thing that never happened maybe possibly happensIs this cope or retardation?
>>107401248You said that for the last 3 years. It's just more pressuring staff to quit themselves instead of needing to report layoffs as the jeetification continues.
>>107407524you dont see the irony in not working when remote but if you have to come into the office you'll quit?kek, byeeeeeee, i'll get someone else who will happily take your spot>>107405502>underperformer projecting againim in office for a small msp and have to deal with these 'workers' who dont do shit and clean up after themwhile >>107402829 is being funny, he's right
>>107407643given the tech landscape today i will say that there is no irony: no supply and no demand from both sides. noone really wants to work as most jobs pay bad and you can get an easier girly job as a substitute and also employers are niggies like you, but they are fucked too as only troons, women and indians are willing to work in the current environment.
>>107401248>Adam Mosseri (Hebrew: אדם מוסרי; born January 23, 1983) is an American businessman and the head of Instagram. He formerly was an executive at Facebook, which owns Instagram.seriously?
>>107401248>>107407706>The Mosseri family is active in local philanthropic causes including the Shanti Project.[29][30] Mosseri has dual U.S. and Israeli citizenship, as his father is Israeli.[31seriously?
every goddamned foreigner is a net drain against the usa. Like ok you have your interests, whatever, but what happens is not just advancing the relations of your group, but it is as well that you do such things as bleed one program, another, another, and by other methods are a cancer to the whole?
>just realized zucc was born in 1984lol
>>107407705>doesnt understand irony>no you're the niggerno wonder indians and women took your job
>>107401320People who come to the office are better than the ones who don't because they actually have to work
>>107407757i do not care. they can have it. I am serious. They will make the workplace like some sort of Microsoft - they should just go and work there and all tech products should become like windows 11. Let it all die.
>>107407799find a job before posting. I am the anon who posted about not wanting to work and rather shooting up the office than working in the office and this is because i had to visit an office in the past. You have never worked, which is why an office seems like a magical place to you where everyone works and noone is not slacking.
>>107402203Remote work works in small companies where people can be kept track of. Communication becomes more important though.
>>107407799t. never worked in an officemost of the time in an office is spent chatting, drinking coffee, taking smoke breaks, sitting on the toilet browsing on your phoneanyone who thinks otherwise is coping
>go to the office one day>nearly 2 hours of traffic (one way)>dodge all the retards on the road>get a nail in the tire anyway>also parking was like 20 bucksyeah no thanks
>>107402203fuck off, jeetit's not our fault your company sucks at hiring talented workers
>>107402879this/thread
>>107402203The hell are you talking about. Companies have a whole suite of them paid millions a year. Many of them make things worse instead of do marginal work
>>107405007What industry?
>>107410623do you really think an indian would caregotta wise up on your profiling instead of just defaulting to calling everyone you disagree with niggers and jeetsvery low iq interpretationmaybe eat some walnuts>>107410750>whole suite of them>millions>makes things worseseems like you see what im trying to get at but you're...for it??
I still sleep in 3 out of 5. Seems like a good deal to get out of covid, without taking the mrna poison.
>>107405007This is ideal, but it's really, really hard. How did you do it?
>we need to return to the office, it improves teamwork>Indians being thousands of kilometers away, in a different time zone, fucking shit up daily, requiring re-training every month, aren't an issue however>oh yeah btw you'll be in an open space with people from other departments;) I love going to the office to spend half my day on a teams call trying to talk sense into 5 indians in the most basic English imaginable while some bitch on the open space talks about nails and a random retard from sales screams in portuguese. Amazing, I will reflect on the team-building experiences during my 2 hour long commute.
>>107402203>how can you hire someone and know they arent going to just fuck around all day and pretend like they are workingIt's hilarious how you subhumans can't help but expose yourselves.
>>107405735French law
>>107401248>WFH OFFICIALLY OVER RTO 5 DAYS A WEEK IN 2026This won't work for them at all, yeah, they'll force people to go to the office every day, but they still won't do any work like they did from their homes.In these 10k worker massive corpos there's so much people working there that there's barely any control over the employees, and have to take into account that the middle managers "controlling" them don't give a shit either.People only work on these mega corpos for the six figure wage, they could as well be working somewhere else and they would continue just being there for the wage.
>>107401248My company already did the 3->4->5 day RTO in the last year.Nearly every single employee has complained about it beyond a bunch of cocksuckers who "loveeee" the culture of being in office.I have an exemption to work remote and I was hired during covid with the explicit "remote" part in my papers. I'm so fucked long term.
>>107402203You deserve to be a slave anon.
>>107401248I bet they regret it now. Having given us a taste of freedom.
>>107411514This made me wonder what humans can accomplish in such large numbers if every single one of them actually tried their best and had the competency.Oh right that's how Nazi Germany started.
>>107411601It’s also how basically every ancient wonder was constructed. You don’t need ayys when you have a metric fuckload of manpower that’s all working toward a common goal
the gig is over, we will RTO as well once the office is ready
>>107406135lmaooooo
>>107411911The median rent for SF is $6000. kys and take your retarded cherrypick with you
>>107411911>3 Bed 3 Bath Main Stif anything the price has come down
>>107407799>they actually have to workLOL, you mean waste their day? Get a job, sukdheep.
>>107411911>San Francisco I stand by what I said. Skill issue. There was an article years ago that explained how San Francisco workers get paid less on average when you adjust cost of living.
>>107401248Current office isn't big enough to take us. They're building a new one, but that project got delayed so full RTO's probably at least a year off.
>>107411928That is still absolutely fucking ridiculous
>>107411911bro just live in south san jose and take the train!
>>107407643dude. if that's your actual rack you suck fucking balls because that looks like a kid did it
>>107411911There's no way that listing is real.
>>107407394>ok lets say that all Instagram employees just quit, what will changethe world will gradually become slightly less idiotic? the effect would be strengthened if the rest of the faceberg empire were to also quit
>>107411928Yeah for a 1 room condo lmao 50 ft2
>>107401248How come he looks like a jewish homosexual?>check wikipediaOh
Enjoy being replaced by pajeets who are willing to spend 16 hours a day in the office for less pay.
>>107411514its a soft layoff hth. or it's delusion like you suggested
>>107413189this. it lets them cut expenses to manipulate the quarterly report without having to pay unemployment or announce a layoff.
>>10741318116 hours in the office for less pay producing 100 times worse results.
>>107406182ThisIt's the same excuse they've used since 2022.
>>107413232Doesn't matter, number goes up for the next quarter.
>>107412645not only is it real its not even really on the highest end
Based. Total wagecuck humiliation.
>>107413232>instagayNo cap, what exactly does instagay need to actually deliver in 2026?
>>107411352yeah they do that by attacking the person and not answering the question(you)>>107402811>>107410623>>107411352>>107407705>>107410623>browns calling whites brown to try and get a riseyou guys are pathetic and dont even have technical skillsthumbs up bro
>>107411556i deserve better slaves>>107412643obviously you're inexperienced and have never inherited someone elses worknormally we're the winning provider because whoever did the previous work sucked so bad they came to meis pic rel better anon-kun?do i have your approval now?honestly you wouldnt believe the absolute shit shows we come into
I work from home for a company that started as pure WFH and has no office and has never had any office, so no risk of "going back to office".I think it's the only safe way, long term.
love that these threads always alternate schizophrenically between posts claiming that WFH people work hard and posts from WFH people proudly bragging that they don't do shit(only the second group is being honest)
>>107413791I'm in the third group.I don't work many hours, but I work smart.In software development, 1 hour of thinking can save weeks of implementation. That's essentially my secret. Procrastinate, delay, blank page... but still think about the problem in the background.Once I've thought about the problem enough, there is an intense implementation phase, over a few days.This way, single-handedly, I achieve more than teams of 10 people doing a stand up every morning and micro-managing and constantly re-thinking every detail.This should not even be controversial. Great software is written by very small groups of people. All the top open source software is written by generally one or two core contributors, with the exception of some very large projects (e.g. Linux).
>>107413735Disgusting fucking thumb-nail.Fuck off back to Mumbai you jeet.
>>107413788basedmy company doesnt have an office anymore so perma wfh here too
>>107413829>hyphenating thumb naillol
>>107413791There's nothing magic about the office that will make unproductive people productive. I don't do shit but if I was in the office all day, I would continue to not do shit.
every single person here posting about "slaves" and "bootlickers" would turn into an angry Karen melting down with indignation if their Doordash tendie deliverers took the same attitude towards work that they do
>>107413880Not everybody is an obese american incapable of cooking
>>107413970i cant tell if they are all the same rage baiter or multiplebut they all have the same vibe and bait style hah
>>107413970WFH isn't a thing in your third world country, so you shouldn't even be participating in this discussion
>>107414030>properly preparing real food that doesn't give you cancer makes you a third worlderAmerigolems really do believe this don't they. If anything WFH should make you cook more often not less. A lot of food prep/cooking is pretty hands off and simply waiting. You just have to be around to take shit out of the oven or whatever.
>>107411928A mere $6000/month.
>>107414080I'm not sure what country you're pretending to be from but UK fatties love ordering slop via Deliveroo
>>107414181Plenty of European countries have very healthy lifestyles that are pretty much on par with east asia. Obviously britbongs aren't included in that, but that should be no surprise given that country rivals the US in overall retardation.
>>107414261You're an American, in America, lying about being from Europe as a feeble response to a shitpost about doordash
>>107414308I never claimed to be European.
i'm ordering all instagram staff into a prison cell
>>107411928>The median rent for SF is $6000lmao imaging paying a landlord for the right to live in his property this to be surrounded by fags and step in shit and needles
does this mean i can't beat off during teams calls anymore? because if so this is bullshit
>>107401248When my company wanted us back in the office I just didn't go until they fired me (remotely).I was already living outside the country for more than a year at this point.
This is why I am trapped in my current job. I am legacy covid WFH and I can't find another job that has WFH.
>>107414789I'm kind of in a similar boat. I'm technically underpaid and only got a small raise this year (as per usual) and could get far more by job hopping but at the same time my current job is very low stress and fully remote. So I just figure it's not worth it. Not the richest guy around by any means but I live comfortably and pay my bills with extra left over so why add new stress to my life.
>>107401248I'm writing this while shitting at home while WFM.At home, I have 49" superwide screen and a standing desk, and I can use linux to work (cybersecurity stuff). At office, we have shitty chairs, shitty screens, shitty connection, shitty coffee, expensive food and I have to use windows if someone is looking over my shoulder not to raise questions.I do like my colleagues but not that much.Also I have kids so it's great to be at home if something happens. My workday is quite a bit longer when WFM, I sit here like from 7-16ish, but I take my dogs for a 15min walk along the day
>>107401248Cool but I don't work for Instagram and my employer's office is in another hemisphere.
>>107407394TikTok would take over, some old people may pick up Facebook again.
>>107403365Yes but they don't want people to realize they could save even more money by getting rid of hierarchical positions that are somewhat useless thanks to WFH.
>>107401348>7 hours a daythose are rookie numbers
>>107402203>and know they arent going to just fuck around all day and pretend like they are workingI do this only in the office though.
>>107402892>Can't wait for AI to make everyone jobless by exposing how fake and gay every "job" actually is.It was actually COVID that exposed how fake the Economy is.The entire Economy is held up by Grocery Store Workers, that's a fact. Those are the only people that matter.
>>107401248>Return to office?
>>107407643>Mouldy rack
>>107407799you've never worked a day in your life
>>107403365These judeo-american globalist social media faggots aren't real companies, just propaganda fronts used brainwash idiots.Real companies don't care where you work or if you jerk off all day as long as the wheels keep turning.
>>107401248Full WFH not being the default is the biggest scam in society. I'm so happy I managed to find a job like this, but I'm afraid there aren't really many more, definitely not ones where I would be considered.This enables me to actually enjoy my life instead of being miserable all the time. I'm also a lot more productive than when I worked in the office. This is literally more important than money.
>>107401300The point is to filter out anyone unwilling or unable to cosplay as an id software employee circa 1992.My soon-to-be-former employer is in the exact same situation, except even more distributed, and did RTO anyway.Your C-suite will eventually impose RTO and they will be happy when everyone quits.
>>107416457its dust/dirt wagie-kunthis closet is for a client who rents out blue collar equipment like tractors, cranes, and all that kind of equipment, they are very dirtythey dont even have a real server rack and have their towers strapped down with to metal racks (at least they are strapped down)we only manage their hub and spoke site-to-site VPN network not the servers though
>>107401248CEO that is not pajeet, wtf is happening there?
>>107419516In Zuck's domain they're all jews
>>107419846>Mosseri was born in New York City to an Egyptian-Israeli Jewish fatherNo fucking way
>>107401321>>107401320that's the goal. RTO orders were clocked as layoffs without saying layoffs to the investors years ago
>>107419925
>>107407799I am at the office right now, and I have been procrastinating working all day. My commute is an hour and 30 minutes so by the time I get to the office I feel like shit.
>>107413821That's controversial because it contradicts the narrative that everyone is equal sans social economic factors.
>>107421302How? The only thing it contradicts is management orthodoxy. Whether any particular programmer could produce great software if given time is another matter.
>>107401320yes veddy true saaaar, plus is racist to require citizenship or visa in office location saaar
>>107414605Who's gonna stop you? Are you a man or a fag?
>>107401248>tech workers traditionally hate unions since they used to be a hot commodity, could realistically negotiate with management themselves for a better pay package/benefits. Massive salaries, good hours, labor market was solid even despite multiple bubbles bursting in the tech industry's face. At least until startup culture took hold and the move was to try and get in early with stock options, so they took shit pay and horrible hours for the chance to get a paycheck on acquisition; essentially indentured servitude to some venture capitalist "ceo">that or they had to work at FAANG who were dramatically overpaying employees to prevent competitors from having any decent talentYears later>there are no protections against offshoring>there are no protections against RTO initiatives>there are no protections against wage stagnation>combine this with a largely faltering tech market outside of LLMs, software developers are suddenly in a market where they can easily be replaced by someone with better credentials than them for less pay because they're all being laid off simultaneously You have no negotiating power with upper management. They will replace you with who are essentially either offshore scabs, or onshore ones who are desperate enough to take the pay cut, move to a HCOL area, and deal with a horrible commute to try and hold on until the next cycle of layoffs. This is the future you chose.
>>107422132>They will replace you with who are essentially either offshore scabsAnd importantly, they will do so with the full-throated support of the capital L Left.The labour left is a tiny minority now, most of it now is third-worldists who love importing immigrant scabs to own the chuds.
>>107422192you don't have to import anyone. You just pay pennies on the dollar and hire an offshoring agency. The math always works out. Always, always, always.
>>107402203>and know they arent going to just fuck around all day and pretend like they are workingIf what you was doing mattered, it not being done would be very obvious. Very quickly.
>>107403281The right to do as your told and pay your taxes.Just like everybody else.
>>107404056We ate all our bears before the end of the middle ages.
working from home should be protected. it's insane employers can just go "go back to the office goys" just like that.of course i'm talking about european countries with labor laws
>>107405982I 222. IF I need more, I've room.
>>107401248>>107401320>>107401321It's intentional attrition. They don't want to do layoffs but need to cut costs.
>>107406248Sounds an easy task. Start with rebagging it.
>>107407505>These are the times when salaries increase.Leading to an increase in the cost of goods, and the company isn't being left out, they want profit. So in comes another round of inflation. Do you feel proud?
>>107407604You legitimately think trump is beyond financial compensation for adjusting his opinion?Is that just cope, or retardation?
>>107407643lol. What idiot put that phone there? Fuck me @ dust. Does that door not close? or is that to help let the dust in? Shouldn't that door have some sort of security?
>>107422639I call it MIGAtardism.
>>107414346Be sure to keep us updated with your progress.
>>107415911>At office, we have shitty chairs,You bread n butter is the keyboard, you can be expected to sit for some time. Do you not have laws in your country that mandates if an employer provides safety equipment, then it must be up to the task?Well, you can do some serious RSI damage with poor posture. It's cheaper to buy you a decent chair, usually.>shitty screens,So, no percieved value to your eyes, then. See previous comments, RSI.>shitty connectionfeasibly, this is *required* for task. This is definitely in the companies interest to be stepping up, is this something they *can* do something about?>shitty coffeeNot something I tend to tollerate. Plenty o places don't even do that, and a lotta muppets have no idea what decent kawphee is so I tend to have my own anyway.But yeah. Point is, your employer should be showing you some sense looking after your wellbeing whilst you're doing what they want done. That's not an area it pays to save money.>but I take my dogs for a 15min walk along the dayCan also be work. Lost track o the number of problems I've solved casually whilst walking the dog...>>107416060>>7 hours a day>those are rookie numbersYeah. You should be able to get that well under 5.>>107416316>Those are the only people that matter.I firmly maintain everything kept going. The only things that struggled are the things that don't matter.>>107416465>you've never worked a day in your lifeUnless you're measuring that physical excertion in tonnes per hour, you don't have much right to call it work. At best someone is paying you to do it.
>>107419504>their towers strapped down with to metal racks (at least they are strapped down)Gotta confess, first time I've seen that.Kudos.
>>107401248remember>le CRE crisiswhich never happened?
>>107411514>corpos
>>107401248I #wfh and basically just sleep and jerk off a lot during the day while answering messages from colleagues on Slack. Evening and night is when I actually start getting productive.
The only people that want WFH are jeets and assorted other turd worlders that want western pay without having to deal with visas and moving to the west.
>>107423243Letting a corpo-job stay in your headspace the whole day sounds more tiring than office.
>>107416068BasedWhen I still worked for my last MSP, I worked at the client's location everyday and openly watched bodycam videos and played flash games.They never fired me.
>>107423394Or someone what doesn't want to waste their day with an office full of retarded fucknuckles barely justifying their existence, let alone functional productivity.
>>107423619This is actually why I preferred to RTO (3 in office, 2 WFH)If I never liked taking homework home, I definitely don't like bringing work home.I never even played vidya when I was fully WFH. The stress of potentially getting caught always ruined it.
i fucking HATE office workers and i HATE that i am slowly turning into one
i'd have no issues with going to the office if i could teleport there and not having to commute for an hour
>>107403365the offices and the companies renting them are both owned by investment banks, by forcing the slaves to go into this big stupid building you make them pay for gas (owned by banks), live closer in more expensive homes (owned by banks), pay to eat slop (owned by banks), get sicker and pay for more doctors (owned by banks) and use more pharmaceuticals (owned by banks) and then consoom more entertainment to cope with their hellish lives (owned by banks) until they go mad and go postal with an assault rifle (owned by banks)it's a slop ecosystem and your suffering is the driving energy
>>107423702I'm also go to office for the same reason even if I could be remote 4 days a week. 30 min total in commute per day also helps, if it was longer I'd be staying home for sure.
>>107419973but investors love hearing layoffs
>>107423619Yeah, that is a big negative, but I can't help it.
>>107401248My company does not have an office
>>107401248Wow! Just like a normal job!?
>>107423644You spend all day jerking off and posting, don't pretend you work hard.
If your job can be done from your home, it can be done by Sukhdeep in Bangalore.
>>107401300Imagine working for Mancunians
>>107401300Northern Island is my favorite Island. That's where you get the super cape.
>>107406231That's just gonna dissolve due to excess of water.
>>107403068I underperformed way worse at an office than I do at home. There's a measurable qualitative increase in tickets completed and expanded responsibilities once I became wfh.I will go right back to doing the absolute bare minimum to not get fired while looking for a wfh job if I were to rto.
>>107416068crazy how accurate that webm is
>>107424525Sukhdeep doesn't have my intelligence and never will.Personally I was more productive working from home but I have no distractions. A coworker said he felt more productive in the office.
>>107425925people congregate in places like this and we're told they are working but I'm not seeing it
>>107401320my company is optional wfh, the people who are excited about work and contribute a lot go to the office, the ones that don't give a shit and just want to collect a paycheck (me) don't show up therethe company knows this too that's why every company is forcing back to office, to weed out people like me, they want us to quit
>>107401248I'm a few years late in asking this question, but how do these woke companies justify how this supports ESG? Obviously they're doing RTO for profits (or rather, reducing expenditure through firings), but despite ESG being pushed so hard at the same time RTO was, I never heard any bullshit excuses about how increasing highway traffic is good for the environment or forcing disabled people out of their homes improves society. >>107401600holy fucking based
>>107403068I am incapable of working in an open office full of people. The noise, the chitchatting co-workers, the constant interruptions - how on earth are you supposed to be able to focus and concentrate on complex tasks? The underperformers on our team are exactly the ones who are at the office - they don't get shit done and spend the day mingling with others like it's high school recess.
I work from home for a company with employees all scattered around, including our executives and CEO. There's no company-owned office any more. I am never going back to an office. Shrimple as that.
>>107401408>disability discriminationwhat are you talking about? you can legally fire people in the UK if you pay them off. not even making them redundant because they still need people to do the work.
I'm just not going to office anymore hahaha sorry I just won't!
>>107428951so you dont get phone calls and chats during your work day that interrupt your concentration time?wear headphones and tell people to come back later if you're busyits that simple
>>107407643>small mspNo wonder you're so cranky. I was too when I worked for a small business. Join a utility or larger one. I'm managing one area of one portal mainly, with side projects. Super comfy compared to digging trenches or fixing cable.
>>107432874>No wonder you're so crankywish it were that simpleluckily i dont have to do that type of grunt workbut it really seems like its too much to ask for people to actually do work when they are wfhi know some can but they are a minority
