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>turn on pc
>flipping though magazines of knockoff playboy looking at some Asian pregnant muff
>stop at a muff that looks godly, it could open a bottle cap if you stuck in a bottle thats how innie it is
>pc bootup is fast
>open up firefox.exe
>google loads up
>see some article it reads:
>ATLAS COMMET COULD BE A FUCKING E.T. HERES WHY
>wtf is this shit
>skim down the article
>says that it pulses light
>no shit that's what comets do they release different levels of fire poop at different stages of their life
>look back at magazine
>ooh this one looks like an oyster thats tainted black
>look back up at screen
>I cant stand this guys fucking writing.... they just let anybody write articles nowadays
>click on the back arrow
>see bunch of articles about space
>one that says the milky way is X light years away from Y
>another one that says a stars natural life expectancy is 4.4 billion years
>boring space shit
>another article claiming ATLAS might be a visitor from another galaxy far far awayyyy
>bro literally all of these fucking articles are just claiming these meteors could be a fucking ET because ooga booga reason 1 .reason 2 reason 3 reason 4 reason 5


>so your telling me these journalists have access to the fucking james webb telescope or whatever telescope data and are seeing this shit live? bro our technology isnt even that advanced to zoom in a million times into a comet then fucking HD unpixalize this shit bro. we cant even get zoomed in telescoped video footage from space how the hell are we gonna tell that the large space rock is a fucking UFO with fucking fancy lights .


>we are NOT going to get that technology for another 100, 200, 300 years until we travel through space ourselves and get close to the stars and see
>even then if we travel to space and see a dyson sphere it'll take us 50 years in a stasis chamber plus some.
>and to radio the evidence back.baka., the astronauts might be in a dead zone for all that time they are travelling too
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who are you quoting?
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Yawn
How do i unsubscribe from your blog?
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Didnt read, consider a job
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>>107416290
the picture is from silent running
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Let's have a thread about where we stopped reading.
>Asian pregnant
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>>107417109
I read the whole thing with no intention to engage because I'm bored.
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>>107416878
>>107417109

thats one small step for man, one giant leap for yo mamma cus shes fat. dont comment on my shit and just complain
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I can't no longer tell apart a zoomer thread from AI
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>>107416281
I agree anon the outlook is grim
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>>107419003
, I wouldn't call the length & or complexities of space travel grim. death its not the end just as the wording dead zone , skip zone is used for the same term
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I want to fuck pregnant Asian women.
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>>107418007
this is a movie set, elon musk's failures prove so.
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>>107418366
this guy has to be trolling ,

>yo mama is so fat she looks like a mosquito with googles
>yo daddy is so retarded he locks on to things separately with each individual eye
> yo sister is so stupid she puts coins in her vagina and calls it a coin purse
> yo brother is so fat he inhales and causes windows to decompress gets sucked out
> yo auntie is so fat she jumps from skyscrapers and causes meteor strikes
> yo mom looks like an ugly ass faggot man with syndrome down
>yo mom looks like an ugly ass rat with man with titties
>yo daddy gets run over by people in wheelchairs
>yo mom looks at people and causes them to have seizures
>your momma has battles with hobos
>your sister looks like a warewolf with manly hands
>bitch your brother takes breaks from stepping one time up stairs
>yo uncle gets jumped by racoons
>your dads fake leg gets stolen by meg
>your mom jumps and causes earthquakes when she falls back down to earth
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usaaaa usaaaaa
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LMAO
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>>107416281
Journalists don't know what they are writing about or how anything works.
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>>107427194
there are good journalists out there, and just because a journalist writes an autism article doesn't mean they haven't wrote anything good in their lifetime . the problem is with google not fact checking with nasa before allowing the post , or the editors... or whoever is in charge of reviewing the articles .also the repeating theme of these articles make it seem like things aren't adding up. a narrative is being pushed here by a group of people. not to mention posting on the front page of google is a huge responsibility,
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