wtf do I write back to this recruiter. I don't like my current position, but I've only been here a year. I'd like to go somewhere else, but I don't want to sound like a whiny bitch about it.

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first for python

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shit.
Third for fortinet

>>107451364
why dont you guys never learn social skills

I got a 2% raise :D

>>107451382
I have social skills
I'm just to anxious all the time to use them. I don't want to say the wrong thing

>>107451412
>I'm just anxious all the time

You dont have social skills.

>>107451434
There's no need to be mean about it
But ok, what do I say then?

man I want to get into writing but my mind created like a whole 4-5 book series and I just want to start small. this hobby is fucking hard. it's so easy to procrastinate and plan rather than sit down and build the blocks.

>>107451509
>ayy man you know how it is hehe
stay silent after this

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Happy weekend my fellow corporate slaves!

>>107452712
Gonna spend the whole two days working on my screenplay. I need to get out of this tech work hell. Only 588 pages to go.

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I broke a kenwood plug!! do any fellow IT lads have sources for good hand-assembleable kenwood jacks? (this was not work related i just figure if all of you are such engineering gawds you know a better source than digikey or mcmaster)

>>107451388
same but 4%

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Today, I actually felt somewhat useful. It was for doing something even an idiot could do; it was just testing cables to isolate a problem down, but still. Maybe the world is just bereft of even idiots.

My "shift lead" keeps saying stuff like "If you can deal with what's going on right now, you can deal with anything that normally goes on here". As things go on, I wonder if he's just an old PO trying to keep his juniors' spirits up, or if he's adjusted to the real world and genuinely believes that his new junior is not useful yet but at least won't quit.

I have not opened this general in a year. When I was waging for corpotech this was where I spent most of my 4chan time.
Since November last year when I refused RtO I have been self-employed, picking up contracts here and there to pay bills while working on my startup, gardening, and renovating my house.
I have had over a year now with no sprints, no quarterly planning, no bizarre sugary DEI email spam from HR (no HR), no incompetent management bullshit, no pointless meetings (in fact, almost no meetings), no jeeted legacy code to babysit.
Holy fuck life is good.
That's all. Thanks for reading my blog.

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>>107453014
Stop posting furfaggot.

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>>107453041
Based. God I wish that were me. (except for anything mentioning "bizarre surgery" i know you meant somthing about tranny derangement but Let's Be Real -- invasive surgery upon computer equipment is a technician's basic human right)

>>107453073
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNGfarcZcYI
me whilst i work on my Beloved Vehicle That I Need Because There's No Bus and consider using my spare chink battery and newfound DigiKey account to finally build the hobbyist railgun I've dreamed of since my early teens (i am not skilled enough to bother with solid-state relays to bother with sequential coilguns, let alone rich enough (yet) to pay like 40 bucks per dump of 'delta-v')

>>107453108
Not tech related go fuck up /DIY/

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to keep the insanity down
>coworker describes his weekend plans or general interests or whatever
>half-listening "At least you didn't buy a sword"
>while i am listening he describes how he is buying multiple swords and already owns a bow

I hate to talk shit about a nigga and throw stones in a glass house but goddamn. but on the other end, we both work for the same place doing the same thing and I am definitely more cringe. But at least at work I shut the fuck up and what few times I lapse into talking about my hobbies or interests I immediately feel bad and stop. I try to keep it to "I'm going for a smoke / I'm going for a snack / I have an idea about [existing work problem] that I will action after a smoke and/or a snack". Keep your personal life on anonymous forums, I as your mere coworker don't give a fuck and know you don't care about what I've got to say about something not work-related either

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>>107453160
I have and got the answers I needed and have yet to action them. and the sewing general alternates between teddy bears and fursuits, netiher of which I have an immediate interest in, and electronics general has nothing I need to know or ask about because I got the datasheets for my Beloved Vehicle. That's a place where actual work happens, so unless I've got A Blocker to figure out a workaround for, i ain't going

This, however, is a special place, where workers of all levels go to simply bitch and moan, independent of their ranks.

>>107453187
Still not related to tech workers faggot.

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>>107453202
Fair. I sometimes do something other than touch computers. I got baited.

Maybe that's why I finally got hired. Maybe that's why I got a clearance. Maybe that's why anyone trusts me, ever. In my personal life, when I run into a problem, I fuck around and find out and then call it a hobby instead of of the trial and tribulation I feel it to be. Like I've said recently, that kind of thing leads to a lot of "I've seen this one before" or at least "I've seen something like it, and will try my best"

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Resources on reading pre-W10 NT kernel crash dumps as a human being and figuring out exactly what device was polled or called or whatever that caused the kernel panic, by what process, after what input? I've read a few of the minidumps, and while I don't feel like a proper forensics team member, a lot of fear dissipated and I don't mind spending a few years making an utter fool of myself begging for an explanation of something that supposedly everyone else knows intuitively

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I realize that the role of an IT dustman is to maintain order. It sounds edgy, and I'm putting it that way intentionally; our role in the world is to make sure that work can be done by others. We do no work ourselves. That's not fine, but it's necessary. We are as necessary as dishwashers in restaurants; sure there's a machine for it, but everyone knows that thing is not enough. It is sensitive to operation, it needs maintenance, it sometimes fails. The infantry needs a long line of comms and intel people, the warships need people to handle lines, the aircraft need technicians to make sure the blades are still dull. Residences need garbagemen, and the garbagemen need mechanics, and below them all are septic tank pumpers and their own pump operators.

Honestly, I'm just saying that because I miss making crazed speeches on force protection. But still, even on that, when someone asks "Why am I standing around with a rifle in a friendly port?" I have to tell them "So that someone above you doesn't have to worry about it." But more selfishly I just miss making crazed speeches.

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>have to work basic bitch IT support at an air force school after a decent naval career mostly spent bitching about the naval training establishment

To work at a special place where countless pilots (and crews) polish their skills, independent of their ranks. And all I have to do is make sure at least half of the thing turns on properly. Even then, I'm new. I'm told that it should take me a long while to even be left alone, and that the various issues cropping up are both nothing out of the ordinary, but if I'm not scared by any of it that I'll do OK. I'd wish that someone would make a crazed speech for me, but they've done it several times over.

But it's still a hell of a crowd. This is, unironically, my first "real" job.

Is it true that getting put on a plan is basically an early warning notice for getting fired?

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>yeah we cant get X replacement part because it's 38 years old and isnt provided by a trusted vendor anymore and also Y is broken because of 200 years of tech debt and we need it able to win a land war in asia next week and also no one knows who you even report to, and if you touch anything you will go directly to jail, and also the closest smoke pit is like 50 meters away

God I love the MCDVs. Any boomer who wants to bitch and moan about gumption or whatever, well, for us it was always like this.

>>107451337
frist

>>107451337
>Work at one of the biggest tech companies
>They have several offices in India
>Look up the top 10 most common dalit names
>Search employee database for common dalit names
>There are absolutely zero
This is actually kinda sad.

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IT dustmen how do you cope with your nonsense

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applying for a job at KEL_TEC where at least if i have to touch stuff from a world no one understands at least i only need a theoretical degree in physics to understand it instead of a PhD in Applied Ontology

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I both hate my job and love it. On the one hand, really, all they pay me for is to make sure stuff turns on. Or on some shifts, turns off without incident. But on the other, weird stuff happens, and being able to go "No, that waterfall looks right. Skill Issue." or "Yeah, ESM should have caught that; your chaff dispenser was disconnected because of my own skill issue."

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>mfw trying to understand anything at work and finding one (1) consistent behaviour

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>>107451337

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Should I actually ask to use the flight sim on a slow day? I still have no fucking clue how it really works but also no fucking clue what it's even supposed to look like when it works other than a few scripts and weird proprietary GUIs saying it's supposedly working.

I honestly don't think it would add much useful understanding at all, but also sex with aircraft

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I also have noticed recently that there's a lot of equipment I'd like to carry for ready-use; I haven't been told no or anything like that, but I worry that my rampant autism will lead me to look like a video game samurai laden down with test equipment and probes and spare wire and crimping tools and shit. I fear the the path of madness, sadness, and badness that clearly made me an at least viable hire will not just make me cringe but overtly damaging to company image if not simply bad for my hips.

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If I embrace the same sort of insanity that got me a job, will I lose my job?

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Perhaps I should take my own advice. Believe in Victory.

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How soon is too soon at a new job to ask for vacation at christmas time to see your family?

>>107454437
>THUST VECTORING
>This plane has thrust vectoring
Thanks, Steve.

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everything is stupid, i feel best when i'm using tools, and honestly every time my life has entered a New Stage (and every time it's worked out well) it's been because i gave up a little more

how and should i completely embrace my insanity

Is part of growing up realizing that you're first response, not invasive surgery?

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>interviewing with 2 f500 companies
>both of them have stopped replying to me in the last week
is everyone just on holiday?

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I feel like at work I can't help them. They say it should take however long to understand everything and that even then no one does, but I personally can't do anything. I follow the old guys around like a lost puppy, and if something were to completely fail and I have to fix it, my solution would just be to bring it down and back up and hope it works. I can't even do first aid on it properly. It's too complex a system, and I simply don't understand it even well enough to do that.

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I talk a big game but really I'm a huge fraud.

>>107452882
>>107451388
So you guys just matched inflation, good job I guess.

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where to cop a job appropriate for my skill level

>>107454839
>>107451388
>>107452882
you guys get automatic raises?

>>107454842
Wendys

I got 1.6% last year after getting the lowest tier at the performance review

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It always feels like things are so dire. But this is an angel's dance!

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Remember that when things feel overwhelming, that huge force is not so large when you have allies! Pound the hell out of that batallion! And don't get shot up in the process!!

what the fuck is going on in this thread

>>107454817
Me too. But who gives a shit? I'm rich.

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>>107455041
It's the weekend so I'm going nuts.
But listen, it's only temporary. Threat rating and noise ratio are both at 0%.

>>107453773
>Work at one of biggest tech companies
>They have several offices in America
>Absolutely zero coworkers named Sha'NayNay
This is actually kinda sad.

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Should I finally buy a car? I've been commuting on a shitty e-bike, but it's cold out now. I don't mind being made fun of, but I'm unaware of proper winterization stuff and the other day my brakes froze solid before failing in more unstandable but dumber ways due to the cold, and the motor on the thing utterly failed do deliver any real power until it warmed up a mile in.

>>107455204
How far away and how cold does it get?

>>107455217
Until now I didn't know but according to google maps it's about 10km. I normally actually pedal approximately none of it because batteries and motors exist.

Just today it was like -10c.

>>107455235
actually lemme reciscind the implication; I didn't bike it today, and my usual rides lately have been floating around 0, with highs of +5. It's early in the year, so it's still warm.

>>107455239
>It's early in the year, so it's still warm.
nigger it is NOVEMBER

IT jannies really be like
>Its colder than the surface of mars, why my 20$ bicycle not work to get me to work ???

>>107455204
Imagine not owning a car.

>>107455285
This confuses and enrages the american

>>107455204
How the fuck did you get a job if you dont have Reliable Transportation?

>>107455302
>>107455235
Isn't 10km like 30 miles?

>>107455302
if you dont have a car you are straight up poorfag you CAN"T dispute this

>>107455315
No... it's about 6 or 7 football fields

>>107455204
>baww i cant get to workkk cuz my widdle bike frozeee
Kill yourself.

>>107455315
It's about 5 miles. Literally nothing. Anon isn't juts a poorfag buf fucking fat KEK

>>107455304
You need transportation to do your job?

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>>107455253
What fucking calendar do you use?

>>107455204
I presume you are European? I wouldn't get a car if all you were going to use it for is commuting to and from work, considering how expensive car ownership in Europe is. Get a car if it will allow you to travel around and do things you wouldn't otherwise have been able to do, in addition to giving you shelter in the cold months. By the way it is healthier for you to bike to work than drive a car if you otherwise live a sedentary life.

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How do you guys feel about chinks in your workplace?
I kinda like them. They're way better than the jeets, not retardedly nepotistic, and they're competent. They just kinda want to solve problems and do shit. Kinda hard to understand them sometimes though and mandarin is such an ugly language.

>>107455956
Yeah I don't mind them, they're a bit awkward but they're hard workers and actually know code

>>107455149
The problem lies in that there are actually a ton of Sha'NayNays. But no Chamars. We have advocacy groups for Sha'NayNay, scholarships, and a lot of Sha'NayNays are hired over more qualified candidates so managers can hit their DEI goals. Seminars regarding caste discrimination have been shut down because they're "hinduphobic".

It should be the same for dalits. Indians in tech have their head up their ass, I think we would agree. They should be humbled by being forced to integrate dalits as equals. The departments overflowing with pajeets should be managed by dalits.

>>107455881
>how expensive car ownership in Europe is
Is it? I don't know about northern europe but I'm med and car ownership is basically nothing
When i was younger and didn't have kids I had 2 cars (one of which an mx5) and the tax+insurance was less than 1k a year for both

>>107454751
That's why you read IT/Tech books retard you lack foundation. You giving up on A+ proves that you are a unteachable nigger.

>>107456451
I've budgeted about 250€/month for my car ownership, although I bought my car with cash so no payments. Currently averaging 133€/month for the last 13 months but I've been able to get my insurance subsidized and I need to go and drop like 1000€ on a new set of winter tires.

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>>107451337
Yesterday, I got a ticket from code monkeys to fix their Podman pipeline.
The issue is that I didn't use Podman for at least half year, and while I remember the general idea, I simply do not remember every flag and I had to live tab complete the thing and in the end we didn't complete the task.

Now, I am re-reading my notes on networking.

This makes me angry. How do I stop forgetting things?

Code monkeys work with just 1 tech or basic stack for years, and they wonder why I cannot juggle between golang, their meme fish scripts, and then write yamls and configs for every tech during a live call.

>>107454733
unironically yes lmao

I'm so fucking tired of kubernetes and cloud native bullshit.

Copilot using Claude Sonnet 4.5 is absolutely amazing. You still need to pay attention and coach it to the best decision sometimes, but it will take that and run with it.

I...I don't want to work anymore...

>>107458154
If you don't work, you don't eat.

>>107458154
Saar you need to do the dutiful.

>>107457726
I thought SWEs were all using agents and just vibe coding at this point.

>>107455956
Coolest interviewer I had was Chinese, even if he had 30+ years more experience than me he actually was curious about tech I used.

>>107458229
And yet I slack off all day on my couch but still eat
Curious

>>107458426
the indian ones do.
ai isnt useless obviously but boy does it provide shitty solutions to anything that isnt greenfield.
more than once ive seen claude turn 1 line front end bug fixes into 40 lines across multiple files.

>>107458154
who does? I love the stuff I do, but I hate having to interact with other retards, even the ones that are in tech. I wish I had the balls to leave and do research by myself.

>>107453656
most likely yes, and if you manage to not get fired, you'll still be the lowest totem on the totem pole. Not a great place to be. Start looking for other options now so they don't catch you by surprise

>>107458636
>he hasn't learned how to instruct the agent to only modify one file at a time.
You are exactly the type of engineer who will get replaced by AI.

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>>107453161
Yeah, generally, the 48 Laws of Power apply very much in the workplace, and saying less than necessary, or nothing at all, ends up in your favor. Your coworkers usually end up trampling over you for a shred of personal gain, and your hobbies can and will be used against you in the corporate land.

>>107453327
Good luck, most MSFT engineers can barely do that. You think the Windows kernel is going to do a good job? I have a bridge to sell you dude...

>>107454854
Most respectable places will give a COL raise. They really only promote to move laterally where I work.

>>107455956
I have never had a single issue with Asians in the workplace. As a whole they are respectful, polite, competent, and hardworking, and most importantly Asians tend to assimilate well into their communities without ruining them. There's a reason people call them the Model Minority, and they don't have that tribalism or izzat honor bullshit Indians do. We have one guy from Shenzhen, I've been practicing Chinese with him and he laughs because I am whitie who can't speak the language hahaha.

>They should be humbled by being forced to integrate dalits as equals. The departments overflowing with pajeets should be managed by dalits.
Lol I would pay good money to see that shit go down.

Working with which language makes you more happy: C++, C# or Java

>>107460728
None of these.

>>107460920
You're free to expand the list

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>>107460728
c#

>>107459729
at that point why not do it yourself?

What do you guys do outside of work? I need to develop my personality as it turns out.

>>107461751
You need to read books, go hiking and hit up the bars for women anon. Go marry a stripper if you want to build some character.

>>107461751
>What do you guys do outside of work?
look for mineshafts

>>107461751
Run, watch YT videos and TV, write, make music, eat frozen pizzas, shitpost

>>107459729
by default copilot does "modify one file at a time" where you approve the changes to each. it makes completely unrelated, useless suggestions to "fix" things. even if you tag on arbitrary shit like "provide the minimum viable solution" or "minimum amount of changes for this fix."

unless your suggestion is to prompt the AI to only modify one file to fix it which possibly locks it out of ever fixing anything that does require multiple edits? this seems retarded, much like you the indian, and much like me for even seriously replying to you.

I hate non strictly typed languages like python
truly a slop language that shouldn't exist

do people ITT even know what diffs are? LMAO

Should I remove the past internships from my CV? I have about 5 years of experience now, so maybe they're not so interesting anymore

>>107462960
I mean, maybe? if the CV gets too long, then yeah. if whatever you worked on at that time is the relevant thing in it for your prospective employer, then don't remove it.

so how does this "401k" thing work in the US
in Australia, you get your salary plus 12% paid into a low-tax retirement account
so really a 100K salary in Australia is more like 112K "total comp"

>>107463317
in the US they steal your wages and give them directly to the Power 7 so number continues going up

I can’t bring myself to learn something unless it’s something I’ll use or come across frequently. I think I’m only in IT because I sat at my computer for my entire school years and so inherently knew more than the average person

>>107464198
then force yourself to use something you want to learn.

>>107453773
>>107456364
50% of India don't have internet and only 10% of India can speak English
Guess in what percentage the Dalits fall?

The final blackpill is realizing you are interacting with the cream of the crop Indians
The literal Indian elites

Just imagine when the rest start arriving...

>>107464295
>Just imagine when the rest start arriving
that's the cool thing, they won't
it will always be the cream of the crop that gets suctioned up

>>107461751
crossfit, submission grappling, play games, read books, listen to music, play with my guitar, sex with wife, radicalize normies on twitter

>>107467180
>crossfit
lol

>>107467736
*lateral drops you*

is 29yo too late?

>>107461751
I don't think "developing personality" is as simple as just finding stuff to do outside of work. Rather it would be more like doing and fulfilling things you are genuinely attracted to and deeply desire. Isn't there something you ever wanted to become, or have, or perform, or achieve? Maybe if it is something particularly difficult you could begin by developing the foundations that will allow you to get there. This sounds abstract but I believe it is more practical than some meaningless platitude like "find a hobby". Only you, yourself, know who you are and what you like. I believe it is your desires that define your character.

>>107467967
For what?

>>107468149
to stop wasting time and focus on my career and find a cool job

>>107461751
masturbate play video games eat food

>>107468169
any age is too late for a cool job now

>>107468169
nta
if you don't like tech, don't even think of entering this industry, please
if you do, what are you wasting time on? and what's a cool job for you?

>>107453235
i find this blog interesting

>>107467967
>>107468169
The tech market right now is one where it's hard to keep a job and even harder to land one. Having the "senior dev" job title is the best possible job description you can have because IT management is even more doomed on the job market.

>>107468337
>>107468483
im in tech already
>what are you wasting time on?
sitting around wallowing in misery playing vidya sometimes
i dunno solving some cool problems currently im a webdev

>>107468539
It's time to accept that you won't be landing any cool AI/bioengineering/space development gigs. So instead of chasing the impossible, make job experience and a good tech stack your focus.
Beyond that, focus on other areas of your life. Like go to the gym, take better care of your appearance etc.

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>mfw you suddenly recognize the GitHub name of a person working on a big plugin/dependency you use
>it's a person who applied to your company
Weird feeling. I don't like it

>>107462106
I never do high level "figure it out" style prompts. I usually tell it exactly what file to modify, what methods to create/change/delete, and that's pretty much it, and it saves me tons of time. You sound more like an indian than me, trying to dump the entirety of the cognitive, strategic thought process onto the agent instead of using it like your own personal code monkey which is what agents excel at.

>>107469788
This is what I try to do. I already know how I want the code changed, I just don't feel like writing it all. Another guy on my team, the lead actually, just hands off 2 line instructions to Copilot and accepts whatever it changes, and that's how our codebase, which is only a few months old for this project, is already a complete fucking mess.

>>107464295
You lost, furnigger.

>>107455956
>them
Kill yourself tranny.

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>>107470301
?

>using they/them unironically
>>>/lgbt/

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Guys, just remember to do the right thing. Sometimes it's not just about the job.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765127033520093.webm

>>107470443
I want to do the right thing, but ICE isn't hiring tech positions

>>107470526
Retarded furry making retarded furry opinions yet again. End yourself.

>>107470575
I'm not the furnigger, I just hate brownoids

>>107470610
>brownoids
is that why ICE keeps deporting europeans? kek

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And I thought React was already bad.
Please I want out.

>>107470610
you are one though even if you bleach your skin you are still a dalit

>>107470875
Huh? That's peak comfy though.

>>107470875
TypeScript improves JS.

>>107470443
You really don't hate women enough, got served a unique opportunity in her whole life and threw it away because some orange man is bad in her eyes.

>>107470875
Typescript is fucking awesome. The only people it filters are retards who aren't smart enough for types.
That isn't you, is it.

>>107471331
>Typescript is fucking awesome
Let's not go that far.

>>107471366
It makes the worst language everyone is forced to use nice to use. That's quite the accomplishment

>>107471377
It just adds type to an otherwise shit language.

>>107471387
And it turns out that turns it into a pretty good language. Better than C# in many ways because you can get things like discriminated enums.
The standard library is still the retarded brainchild of someone designing silly little scripting language over 2 weeks.
We're still suffering from this, because people now use dependencies for everything and those dependencies use dozens of dependencies that then bring transitive dependencies of their own and if just one of those got taken over by some some malicious actor (happens every week), you're fucked.

But the actual language itself (with the types that Typescript adds) is really good.

I will never make it.
I will be stuck waging for l i t t l e money and no purpose for the rest of my miserable life.

>>107471619
>little money
Let me guess, you're a "woe is me, I'm only earning 150k" ameriburger

>>107456955
Just tell them you will work the ticket offline. Why do you need to screenshare and be put on the spot unless it was a prod emergency?

>>107469788
a personal code monkey could figure out a 1 line fix for a frontend bug described in detail with the relevant base contexts added. the point is that it will make the correct change buried within a lot of superfluous code, and also the code that it outputs can produce "correct" behavior but generally very poor quality. it may not be noticeable if your codebase is already awful dogshit, in which case, carry on. best of luck.

>>107472265
My workplace is currently working on replacing a monolith by videcoding a new array of microservices because the monolith was considered "unmaintable". Already seen a bunch of weird bugs that a human would never make.

>>107470443
This dumb bitch couldn't wait it out for 3 more years?

>>107472510
No, they usually don't let you sit on an intership offer for three years.

>>107471619
>l i t t l e money
fuck you now i wanna replay it

>>107471079
it really doesnt

>>107473489
It really does, typelesslet

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i voted for this

>>107455956
Give it time for them to get into management positions. They'll flunk you out for being a slacker no different than an H2B.

>>107451337
My old coworker seems to just spend all day commenting on marketers posts on LinkedIn with sparky comments like
>um why did you use Ai here?
>why are you requesting a master's degree when all you need is certs?
>pay people what they are worth
Idk what the fuck he thinks he is accomplishing

>>107463317
You pour money out of your salary into a tax free account that will slowly go up in value due to being tied to stable stocks. Companies will also do a match depending on how good they are. So example with your example google may add 20k to it even if you decide to add 0% while shit-mart may only match up to 2% and anything after that just coming from your salary.

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>>107463317
>he thinks hes ever going to see state mandated retirement money
>he doesnt know most of these programs in the west are going to be insolvent by 2030

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On the topic of retirement accounts, how is everyone doing? Picrel is what I got at age 32. Probably could have 100k more but I went NEET for a year and blew like 80% of my stack on traveling about a year ago.

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>>107474618
>At 32
anon you are not going to make it

>>107474618
My wife and I have like 800k at age 33

>>107474618
are we talking all total assets?

tech bros, how are the dating apps going?
No, not the one you're developing haha

>>107475111
checked and I don't even bother

>>107475111
dating apps are designed to prevent you from finding love, because the last thing they want is to take their customers off of the market.

The company Christmas party. The final boss of capitulation. You will go. You will laugh at their jokes. You will praise the company.

>>107475463
nah i'll skip

>>107474618
WHat a stupid poorfag NIGGER hahaha

>>107474618
anon...

>>107474618
it is OVER for you

Imagine having less than $2mil in assets by 30 hoooooly

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>>107474618
TAP TAP TAP

>>107454751
If you can’t figure out troubleshooting I’m confused on how the fuck you got hired.

Got hired and got my free laptop this afternoon. It came with W11, so it's time to throw Arch on this bitch.

>>107476238
How shit of a company is it that they allow you to install whatever you want on your laptop? Is it just you and the jeet founder at the AI startup?

>>107476258
How did you ever get a job if you don't even know how to change the OS?

your laptop came with WW1 ?!?!

>>107476287
brotherman are you illiterate

>>107476299
If you were a real 10x programmer who had read A+ once in your life you would know how easy changing the OS is. IT will never even notice they are all retards.

>>107476258
>How shit of a company is it that they allow you to install whatever you want on your laptop
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
imagine bragging about not being able to do whatever you want with the equipment the company you work for gives you

here's a reminder, faggot:
this is the TECH WORKERS general, not the obedient corporate drone general.

>>107476386
He is 100 definitely a furbrownoid who has never even read A+ and can't modify his OS.

>>107476386
why bother with the potential headache?

>>107476554
Why are you so stupid that you can't even change an OS?

>>107476630
What does the ability to perform the task have to do with a discussion on whether the task itself is worthwhile?

>>107476554
what headache you retard?

>>107476653
>whether the task itself is worthwhile?
if you want to change the OS it's most probably because you are used to the new OS and prefer it over the one you want to replace. how is this not obvious?

how the fuck did you brainlet even find this board?

>>107476653
>he actually likes W11
Swarthoid shut the fuck up furnigger you lost.

>>107476703
Be patient he has never read A+. Actually don't be patient call that faggot out every time you see him for being retarded and a furfag spammer jeet.

>>107476551
I work at microjeet, not jeet.ai. I use my windows laptop to access the Linux backend servers. I have three corporate machines actually, and cloud vms, and multiple personal machines. I interact with numerous environments every day, I don't need to install arch on my laptop to brag to Indians on 4chan

>>107476728
>trying to flex about reading A+
No I have not done that because I'm not a help desk retard, aka not tech work. Imagine needing to enroll in a certification training just to figure out how to download Linux off the internet, and then brag about it, LMAO

>>107476870
>>107476856
You are a literal retard spamming furfag jeet who is too stupid to complete A+. End your life pathetic jeet furswarthoid.

>>107476883
Call me jeet more, I love it. When I'm making big money and fucking my white wife and raising my white kids, I'll get even more satisfaction thinking about how some loser on 4chan thought only smartie boys like him could read A+, and that it wasn't a daycare for jeets

>they need to read manuals to do shit
>installing a new OS in a laptop is a "potential headache" and "not worthwhile"
what the fuck am I doing here? this shit is full of mediocre, useless retards that can't do basic shit or even learn by themselves...

>>107476915
Installing a new OS is not worth it at fagman because they'd probably fire me if they discovered i bypassed security

>>107476915
In reality, you shouldn't be installing a new OS on a work device. Not only is it just not yours, but now you can't connect it to the company network without it being flagged (and likely not even working because there's some VPN to use), if you get around that you're running afoul of even more policies, and while the corpo cuck cancerware is indeed cancer being free of it isn't worth not having easy access to the random internal programs you do want/need to do your job (or at least routine administrative stuff). And what kind of poorfag are you if you can't just pick up your own probably way better laptop with your first paycheck?

>anon, we've detected you've violated company security policy by installing an unapproved OS on your work device. Can you please explain?
>SON OF BITCH BLOODY BASTARD I AM ARCH USER ONLY, REDEEM A+
>...we are revoking your H-1B

>>107476929
>>107476983
>>107476997
You literally are too stupid to do A+ Net+ Sec+ to know how to change OS properly. Sorry you work for a nigger jeeted up company that doesn't even let you use proper software for Development.

>retards ITT are too retarded to understand that some people are allowed to replace the OS in their work laptop
reminder: this is the tech WORKERS general, not the unemployed NEETs general.

>>107454751
Kill yourself furfaggot

>>107476386
working for a company like this means a non-existent or retarded IT department which indicates general carelessness within the company, so it's probably a shitty job

>>107477205
I work in security you FUCKING FAGGOT. I'm allowed to change the OS because I'm one of the people who are in charge of preventing security disasters.

>>107477317
lol so you're the janitor. try working a role that actual adds value to a company

>>107477317
so you're the retarded IT department.

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goodnight /twg/

>>107477334
>>107477330
You failed Sec+ you lost furfaggot.

>>107477361
probably for the best

Claude is making all of the developers at my workplace look like bumbling retards.

>Oops, accidentally published this work repository under my personal GitHub account because I didn't look where Claude set up the new repository.

>>107477518
How this is possible when you should be on airgapped network? Do you not work in SCIF?

Quit my job and walked out, damn it feels good.

>>107477544
I work in a disorganized startup where I and all of my team members have no manager. I guess people being clowns with Claude fits the picture better than doing competent work.

>>107477549
>>/utwg/

>>107477551
Maybe you should get real job? Or did you not even complete A+ and can't because you are retarded furry?

i was handed 3 projects that were considered impossible. i delivered 1 outright, the 2nd i delegated (and it's gonna come in late), and the 3rd i'm working on and will deliver on schedule before the end of q4.

how fired am i?

>>107477622
What is this projection?

Do you think my coworkers know that I sit in the bathroom and post on /twg/ every day at work?

>>107477643
It's some brown who just discovered trolling

How's the european job market for software workers? Full stack Webshit and data specifically. And also maybe France and Germany. I'm looking to relocate maybe, I already speak both french and german. around 4yoe

>>107477848
it's not bad but it's not great. do you have a referral? is your current employer well-regarded in the EU?

>>107477865
>referral?
not really

>current employer well-regarded
Not sure, it's a small multinational but I would seriously doubt it's well known in Europe. I basically would go for the pray-and-spray job applying method I would guess..

>>107477908
> it's a small multinational but I would seriously doubt it's well known in Europe

you're probably ok if they pass the sniff test for both the HR drones and your prospective IC peers, my dude. just make sure you're ready for the interview gauntlet and channel that bubbly persona.

>>107477931
yeah, the thing is, I'm not in Europe so I would probably have to remote-apply and then see if I can get a job, maybe a remote one... I don't know if that's a common thing over there

>>107477981
if you're outside of the EU that is certainly a complication, but you can work around it. it helps a ton if your company is multinational and you're up front about being ready to relocate.

t. corporate drone working for a MNC who interviews 5 people a week

>>107478020
oh maybe I mis-wrote, my multicompany has no presence in europe kek, so I do have to find a new employer there

>staff member wants me to change their password because they keep mistyping it so frequently that their account gets temporarily locked
>I change it to two line across the keyboard like z to m and a to l so she could literally just drag her finger across the keyboard
>she still somehow keeps mistyping it and wants it changed to something easier
>told her that making her password any easier would be a security risk

>>107455881
>>107455204
Try to get a second hand one, or get a cheap but reliable model.

>>107477848
Mostly webshit, app dev and enterprise systems.
Be warned though: salaries are only mildly above average AKA peanuts compared to the US.

>>107476915
Just learn powershell lil fag

>Company is asking for volunteers to expat to China for 2 years to support the local team

Should I do it ? I'm bored out of my mind currently
Anyone who did a similar thing regretted it ?

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First thing I saw when I opened up linkedin today
what doth life?

>>107479377
Where in China? My coworker that’s been there a few times was really impressed by their quality of life in the big cities

>>107479955
It's in Shenzhen.
I don't speak a word of Chinese though, I imagine that will be an issue

>>107479523
if this type of content reaches your social media feed you're probably pretty low IQ to begin with

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December is almost over and I am still hungover from October. Contracting is a silly world but what is everyone's plan once Q4 ends? Mine is I seriously need to redo my resume and build a exit plan into another company.

>>107480027
I would do it. That sounds cool as hell. The Hello Chinese app is really good for learning the language, and there are also a lot of on the fly translation tools available.

>>107479377
>>107480027
I worked in Taiwan for a few years without knowing any Chinese.
The company was English-langage so the people at work did know English even though they were locals. They were helpful if I ever needed to do anything outside of work that would require language. Services like getting taxis and food can be done with apps so you can get by without talking.
Not sure how it is in China but in Taiwan foreigners aren't allowed to drive or have bank accounts so I was heavily reliant on taxi services and using cash for everything, which can take some getting used to. If your phone ever dies you will feel truly stranded and fucked though.
It's an interesting experience to live in a completely different part of the world, but I'm not sure if it will help with your boredom, you could feel pretty isolated with not being able to speak to anyone outside of work.

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Why is every CI/CD system I've ever worked with terrible? They're all trying to do everything in some terrible made up yaml DSL with a lot of magic behind the scenes and 10 million environment variables used to configure the pipeline, but inevitably you encounter something that the pipeline didn't expect and now you have to just write a bunch of shell scripts to configure things you want anyways, but now you have to do it in a really hacky way instead of just running shell commands like a fucking normal person

I'm writing internal documentation (specifically for API stuff) for a project. Does anyone have any good templates for this? I have an idea on how I want to present it but I'll be honest I'm not great at writing documentations.

>>107480937
>>107481258
Thanks, I'll ask for more details. The big question for me is compensation. I'm a europoor so my base pay is terrible, if I can double it by taking the expat deal it would be great

is everyone on vacation or something

>>107481477
If it’s a big company you should ask around because they definitely already have something

>>107481552
I wish, but my company decided to have a corporate objective by 12/31 so I'm crunching.
Correction, I myself am not crunching. I'm doing the same shit I always do, but there's a bunch of pressure to crunch and do whatever is necessary by the end of the year.

>>107481541
Of course I can't comment on what your compensation will be but for me I was making big money when I was in Taiwan because I was getting my regular salary + per diem + the company was paying for all my expenses, including my apartment.

Do you guys think I will be look like a fool if I apply to recent grad roles if I've been a SWE working full time during my last two years of uni?

>>107481577
>If it’s a big company you should ask around because they definitely already have something
funny thing I do work for a somewhat big company. the bad news is everything is silo'd as fuck and our group and stuff I can nab closeby have NOTHING. apparently everything was managed by one guy and he wrote no documentation. luckily the scope of the work isn't too big but going backwards and re-making documentations without any references kinda sucks. it's my first actual developer job so I don't know the best practices either....

so i repeat the question again, does anyone have any good templates?

>>107481552
it's december so yeah stuff is winding down

My work is planning their christmas party on Thursday and I have a few vacation days left. Is it bad to call Friday off? My work tends to keep booking parties on the middle of the week and it's kinda annoying. I don't even know how to react during the christmas party since they're bringing senior leadership and I choke in these scenarios.

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Would you work for Martin Shkreli?

>>107481942
hell no, dude comes off as a big sociopath in his clips channel

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Give me one reason not to quit my job as web developer and become a fisherman making the same amount of money and working 4 months shifts.

hey /g/, a client wants to install mesh network in their big house, to avoid the annoyance of changing wifi when moving around.
what's better,, buying router advertised as mesh or configuring your usual router on my own?

>>107481942
I imagine he's funnier from afar, so no.

I hate my retarded n-word job but it's the only word that can afford me to live like >>107482471

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>everyone is on vacation
>recruiters have stopped responding to my emails
>not even getting rejection emails anymore
>even /utwg/ and /twg/ are slowing down
what a depressing time of the year

>>107473966
MIGA
I
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>>107483096
man im just looking to up my game next year but it feels like I can't get resources anywhere. how the fuck am i suppose to know what the best practice is when nobody tells me what it is. everything online I find are so acoustic I can't apply this methodology with the way our tech team works. damn....

>>107483167
Best practice is whatever I feel like doing at any given time.

>>107483167
Fuck junior devs

>>107483180
dude im a senior ahhhhhhhhhh
>>107483178
ngl sounds pretty accurate....

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guys I can't concentrate at work anymore, our UX designer and PM are both really pretty and have a mature elegance to them. and one of the devs on this team is this chink girl that I thought looked ugly for a year but suddenly I'm finding her really hot, wtf do I do

>>107483314
Don't go too physically close to them and you'll be fine. Bobs as and vagene are only only dangerous if you're closer than two meters.

>>107483314
get a gf. make one of them your gf. even better if the 2 pretty ones become your gfs. a foursome would be nice too.

>>107483314
You're horny. Go fap. You may be one of the few legitimate cases for working from home.

>>107483314
god can we please stop this whole fucking annoying shit

>>107483398
good advice, we have open seating so maybe I just need to sit on the other side of the office

>>107483428
but you guys told me to not shit where i eat, also I'm pretty sure they're all in relationships and I know the UX designer has kids

>>107483447
can't dude I'm on a huge nofap streak

New hire is coding really fast, much faster than me
I just finished the sprint last week and was done first, couple of days early
I dont know if hes a full time or a contractor( probably yes) or what salary he has( prolly much higher than me, but im not sure, maybe the same)
Realistically am i fucked?

>>107483599
I'm sure more people than you are annoyed with this guy. Get together and convince your PO that the new guy is not a team player etc.

>>107483491
>but you guys told me to not shit where i eat
I was just joking m8.

>>107483649
That isnt a good option
Im pretty sure i'm ahead of others( even tho im also new) regarding the productivity and skills so i dont think it matters that much
Over time i realized productivity doesnt matter that much in terms of keeping the job

How do you maintain your sanity?

I know it's a real first world problem, but even though my pay is high, every day I feel like roping.
I'm at a point where I just get home and sleep, no energy to boot up PC and play vidya or do anything at all.
Every now and then I find my self thinking about just quitting it all and taking a break - traveling to some country and drugmaxxing/escortmaxxing for a year or so.

>>107483726
With enough meds you can somehow keep it together.

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>>107483726

>>107483726
>How do you maintain your sanity?
>drugmaxxing/escortmaxxing for a year or so.
I did that my whole 20s.
After escaping this hell in my 30s, I am now the sanest person you will ever meet.
Content with simple life.
The tradeoff is I sacrificed my career for it.
But whatever.

>>107483726
How mentally weak are you people? What causes this?

>>107483838
He's having a problem and is asking for a solution? What's wrong with this exactly? We're devs, we're meant to fix problems and come up with solutions.

>>107483726
Some days you really feel it. Other days it's just a passing meh....

>>107484011
I can't help xir if all the info I get is "I'm sad". I need to do a root cause analysis here not look at the error logs

Anybody got the picture of the guy with his hands on the stove complaining abput his hollow existance

>>107481942
No but I really like his style

You need to have lots of sex from a very young age (13) or you'll turn out weird.

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>>107484498
work hard, play hard

>>107484126
>>107484498
I don't get what's wrong with this post desu. it happens. I'd never post it but sometimes I do blogpost about the emptiness.

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>>107484523
uh no
i don't work that hard
and i never have fun

>>107484626
The dude looks very reddit.

>>107454988
based minimum effort fag
just job hop for more shekels

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>as far as im aware most things at my company are virtualized
>they gave me a vSphere client sandbox thingy, say i can allocate up to 64GB of ram, 8 CPUs and 2TB of storage
>meh
>coworkers were surprised a few months ago when they wanted me to screenshare my work laptop to diagnose a DNS issue and i was using a Fortigate 60f as a home router with an AdGuardHome dns server and enforcing it
>fast forward
>coworker is working on some massive docker kubernetes stack
>they've only tested it in VMs because desu i dont even know if they own a physical server
>i just deployed it on my recently acquired supermicro server (E5-2699v4 [22 cores] with 128GB of ram), im currently still in the process of building it out (currently limited storage, no RAID yet, etc)
>didnt tell them, just added my servers key to their public-facing git repo claiming it was a lab environment, which isn't wrong
waiting for someone to eventually ask me to screenshare and ask what the fuck is going on

>>107483599
When I was coding too fast other team members did everything in their power to slow me down
(ignoring code reviews, hiding information or materials needed for the job)
Eventually I got the memo and chilled
So probably do that, if you don't care about the success of your project

>>107485214
I hate this gay earth so fucking much

>>107483649
>>107485214
>this guy does better work than me?
>better passive aggressively sabotage and attack him
>how dare people actually do their jobs
Your only out here is admitting to be a middle manager posting bullshit to justify whatever cancer you're doing.

Already decided I'm quitting in January after my next vest, so I'm just checking out until then. Probably not going to get anything done

>Some stupid teams chat discussion
>everyone posting their work station
>anon why don't you post your setup
little do they know I live like a homeless person even while making 100k a year.

Is the job market as bad as reddit makes it out to be? I know it's bad but is it that bad?

>>107485416
Instead of having 6 months of income to cover for a job loss(as in you find a job before that) you need 8-10 months depending upon your location.

>>107485416
You said it yourself. Its bad, but not that bad. If you check any doom posters job history 90 percent of the time it's either
>Indian who can't get a job outside his own country and honestly expects a different country to zip him out of his shithole and pay for his visa because he made a website that shows pictures of little girls feet
>new grads who have sent out maybe 20 CVs and are having a mental breakdown they still haven't been offered 200k a year right out the bat
>mentally unwell dudes who have evolved past the previous entry (they have submitted 100 CVs) and have now decided to dedicate there full time to bringing everyone else down (seriously, I see so many that have MONTHS worth of comments just telling everyone to give up)
And my personal fave:
>the dude who INSISTS he got a really good tech job by joining the military, trust me bro it was SUPER easy now im FAANG for a bunker buster company and will NEVER need to go to war TRUST me. Make sure to tick "I accept the fact israel has a right to my body" on the application form, just a formality.
Always check post history, site is full of jeets, same here but no where near as bad as that other hellhole.

>Putting in a ticket for an office that's closed for the day
Foids should not be directors.

>>107485416
It's bad. Not that bad. Reddit is full of retards who are angry that just getting a degree doesn't instantly net you a 500k FAANG job. They're all acting like this is something new when breaking into the field has always been hard. I graduated at the height of the hiring frenzy during covid, honors first class from a top college in my country and it still took me a good 300 or so resumes and maybe 4 interviews.

Is the job market really that bad?
I've gotten two invites for interview in last month without applying to anything.
I got an offer and they basically said they cannot find anyone.
I consider myself mediocre at best, but maybe 9 year experience somehow helps me.

>>107485416
As a 52 year old NIGGER you kids had no idea how bad the dotcom crash was.

I seen men who basically pioneerd the world of code we had today have to take jobs in fucking mcdonalds for a year or two before getting back in the saddle. I don't think reddit existed back then, I've never been personally, but you should of seen some of the old school coding forums at the time. This was back when Internet forums were a lot more niche. Sites exploded with 10k new members begging for advice over the course of a week. It was insane.

>>107485526
Reddit also invented and spread the term Vibesecssion and said Bidens economy was the best ever. Then all a sudden in a years time trump destroyed it. But when the economy was great under the first term it was him riding obamas policies. All of this doom posting has been boosted by bots. The economy has been shit since 2022 but it takes roughly 3 years to get out of a recession anyways.

>>107485534
Its a dumpster fire for new grads. Like really REALLY fucking bad. Even me with my 3 years experience of L3 support im getting the occasional recruiter popping up every couple of months. If you got at least a few years experience you should be fine.

>>107485534
>Is the job market really that bad?
if you dont already have a foot in the door, then yes
>maybe 9 year experience somehow helps me.
you should be fine, but if you have personal projects not currently in your resume, you should add them
t. got hired from a combination of experience (less than 9 years) but the personal projects were a massive boost

>>107479377
I wish my company would do things like this.

>>107485483
Half of the giga doom posts are from jeets. The other is indeed entry level grads who don't know how corpo works and haven't got references and connections to get in somewhere. Fresh grad hires are often nepo hires.

>>107481258
>in Taiwan foreigners aren't allowed to drive or have bank accounts
what in the flying fuck lol. I lived there for 6 years and I both drove and had 3 bank accounts, what kind of moron are you?

every day passes and I feel like AI will take my job in any day now
should I learn something to be a data analyst or whatever

>>107486685
Whats your job if you're afraid ai will take it? Call centre? The dude at the front door who says hello?

>>107486895
developer for an old legacy system
using .net 2.x and 4.x, winforms asp.net and sql server

>>107486922
You must of never used AI before if you think it can take that

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>>107484498

>>107486685
Shut the fuck up you retarded furfaggot

>>107487610

>>107487610

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>>107481628
if you're still around just copy the general style of public api docs with something like openapi generators or whatever. templates themselves don't matter all that much

>>107485310
We're all just cogs in a machine. If one cog is spinning too fast, it'll cause friction within the system.