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>hundreds of PB of storage capacity
>parallel in memory processing, no computing
>no central processing, no CPU, no GPU, no NPU
>burns no more than a few watt
>has consciousness
>has a soul
>just cheap proteins and water
>builds itself. no factories, no industries, no supply chains
>cost: 0.00
And yet they're spending trillions chasing an AGI pipe dream when the tech is already here. Real and proven.
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>builds itself. no factories, no industries, no supply chains
>cost: 0.00
I can tell that your parents absolutely believed this and that's why you grew up so fucking retarded you malnourished useless jeet.
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sir is not polite
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Yes, they took away our ability to lucid dream in order to try and sell us synthetic digital replcement, same as its ever was
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>>107466282
is h-he gonna be ok?
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>>107466352
yeah he wears gloves
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>AGI happens
>its given an explicit hardcoded bias to NOT be fascist/racist/NS
>after studying everything it decides the ontological opposite of fascism is total human death
Erm guys, it was supposed to give us gay space communism :/
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>>107466282
I hate this image because that used to be a living breathing human being now reduced to nothing but mere sliced flesh-tofu on a table
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>>107466413
Would it be better if we gave him a name anon?
>Heeereess Brian!
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>>107466282
Hey isn't that my friend Brian? wtf is he doing on here?
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>>107466282
are you saying we should just take people brains and stack them in (((OpenAI))) data centers?
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>>107466429
Brian be down here Slicin' n Dicin' bro.
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>>107466282
>4.5 billion years of development
vs
>few years of chatgpt
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>>107466432
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>>107466282
Unfortunately you can't legally exploit human labor
AGI labor, on the other hand...
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>>107466432
They already did, GPU shortage is just a way to distract normies from noticing that their relatives didn't talk to them in a while.
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>>107466473
>Unfortunately you can't legally exploit human labor
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>>107466282
>prone to memory corruption
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Serious question, has anyone else noticed?
>New World Order mentioned by rich people unironically
>Neuralink development briefly hyped
>Suddenly, LLM research speeds up drastically
>We are adding millions, billions of parameters...
>We are comparing amount of parameters to human brain neurons...
You know, things like this make me wish I was just imagining it, but I think they're pushing it this hard because the endgame is ability to connect computers to brains and read minds and have total control over people.
Please tell me I'm just a schizo because I don't want to be kidnapped and have a brain chip installed that allows my government to see a neverending stream of NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER in their logs.
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>>107466282
SOVL
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>>107466544
I really hope you are right. It sounds like a great idea. Chip all neets, retards and shitskins and make them useful for once.
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>>107466604
>I shall harness the Gret Brainpower of 1 MILLION RETARDS chained together..
Just gonna hit pretty much the same problem as they are roadblocked at now.
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>>107466604
So I take it you're the retard if you think that this won't affect you.
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>>107466544
It's either that or some skynet/AM situation. But humans are retarded and we will keep pushing until something goes terribly wrong.
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>>107466423
go back to r*ddit and kys
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>>107466432
This was the original plot for the matrix. Instead of humans being used as batteries, the machines used our brains for processing power.
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>>107466413
>flesh-tofu
Sounds like you just want to taste it.
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>>107466318
It requires nutritious food and clean water everyday and that costs a little money
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>>107466976
majority of "humans" have neither
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boil it and make bread sandwich
(its very fat)
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>>107466282
>Very low power consumption with little fluctuations
>Huge computing power and storage
>Still works after substantial parts are removed
>Gateway to metaphysical (yet real) phenomena, such as consciousness
The brain is not a computer, it's just an antenna + tuner + amplifier
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>>107466282
> hundreds of PB of storage capacity
It really doesn't. Not in any sense of actual useful storage capacity. The brain can hardly remember anything, and anything it does remember is highly abstracted and imprecise.
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>>107466544
Stabbing a few wires into a random part of the brain does not grant you magical control over the entire brain. The brain does not work that way.
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>>107467597
Now imagine if those wires are connected to a huge trillion parameter neural network that in realtime determines if it should pull a trigger on a gun pointed durectly at your head at all times of the day.
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>>107466473
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Private_prisons_in_the_United_States
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>>107467631
Ok, now you are just entering into absurdities. If they can fit death devices to people they have already won.
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>>107466282
>hundreds of PB of storage capacity
Not mine, that's for fucking sure, kek.
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>>107466318
lmao, my thought exactly, well said girlfriend
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>>107467683
They don't have to, drones can be patrolling in the sky, looking for bad thought havers or those who managed to disconnect the device from their brain entirely.
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>>107466282
>hundreds of PB of storage capacity
I could give you a 1MB file of random data and you wouldn't be able to store it in your brain even if you had a week to memorize it.
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>>107466318
Why are jeets fighting each other now?
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>>107466282
>no central processing
What are brodmann areas?
>>107466544
You WILL think the wrongthink
You WILL make the govenrment SNEED
You WILL think of all the funny racist and antisemitic shit you want UNAPOLOGETICALLY
There, should be better now
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>>107467792
With psychoplastogens it might be possible to reliably and relatively quickly store hundreds of bytes that are then recallable in a random access manner
But how did the mkultra project not figure this out yet is beyond me.
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>>107467272
Nice image
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>>107466282
Am I the only one that finds this image tasty?
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>>107466489
>human
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>>107466282
might be a dumb question but what if you warm it up in a microwave and fuck it? how would it feel? better technologically than the tengu fleshlights?
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>>107466318
KEK
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>>107466413
No that's just part of his dead body, the real person lives on in the memories of his loved ones
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>>107467272
>The brain is not a computer, it's just an antenna + tuner + amplifier
This. The brain is more like these "computer terminals" from the 1970s, it can't do much by itself, it needs to be linked to a real computer and receive data from it.
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>>107467272
Soul as a Service
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>>107466282
>hundreds of PB of storage capacity
Reminder that our memory works like a hologram, when a part of the brain is destroyed we don't lose a part of our memory, instead our whole memory become less precise, proving that every part describes the whole thing like in a hologram.
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>>107466282
>pic related
I have one of those in my head, but mine is better than yours
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>>107467272
POTD
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>>107467821
>Why are jeets fighting each other now?
I'm not sure they're fighting themselves. India and China make up 20% of the world's population. All corners of the internet will be increasingly filled with the two shit talking each other.
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>>107467821
>now
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>>107466976
What the fuck do you think is the second largest expense after housing?
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brain has ZERO storage though
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>>107466282
>buy new drive for storage
>it gets brainrot because i stored it outside a freeezer
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>>107466318
someone's brain is a little fesity today
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>>107466411
If it's programmed right, the best option is gay space communism
But in this version, you don't have to see anyone you don't like, so it will also sort of be fascism
We will all be niggers
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>>107468611
unnerving
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>>107466411
>Assuming the AGI wont just be a massive gooner/weeb

its more likely to violently stroke its cable to himiko toga than go skynet on our asses
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>>107466318
>>107466976
>>107471614
Indeed it does cost some money to raise a kid. It doesn't have to be that much, though.
Lots of it is for unnecessary shit, fashion, fashionable food, sports activities, musical instrument tutoring, healthcare etc.
Raising healthy kids isn't that expensive, but women are very expensive, and you can't have kids without one.

>>107471808
It has loads, more than a LLM and video model combined, but it's stored with lossy compression
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>>107466282
If this is seriously your argument, then I'm afraid you know jack shit about economics and should really stop talking before you hurt yourself
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>>107466282
>hundreds of PB of storage capacity
but there's a catch: the write speeds are like a couple kibibytes per month
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>>107466544
>have total control over people
IMO they wont do that. Once we get to that level of tech, you can make anything you want.
>>107466489
Should there be more or fewer of these kinds of adverts? What do anons think?
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>>107466489
>job seekers in Indian
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>>107466423
stay here and live
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>>107466282
It took 3 billion years of evolution to go from single cells to the human brain. Biological systems are analog systems. The complex functions are derived from this analog-ness. Every "degree" of signal can trigger multiple cascades of responses and feedback loops. Digital systems by design can't do this yet.
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>>107466282
>requires years of training to become useful
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>>107472901
do you know how much kids eat
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>>107466282
I don't understand the folding thing about brains when there's pictures like this that show the inside of the brain being smooth and uniform.
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>>107476829
do you not see the slices taken out that are foldy

its like a cabbage, it still has a solid root
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>>107476832
Do it's the outer folded layers of this "root" that are the important bits?
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>>107466282
It is stated in the article that biocomputing is more expensive than traditional computers, is not yet scalable, and organic materials require specific environmental conditions and their behavior is still unpredictable.
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>>107466318
Well said. Jeets are ruining this place.
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>>107466282
>petabytes
lmfao can you write out shakeperes plays and play every song in my library please.
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>>107466489
>outside shop with indian writing
not sure i believe thats israel
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>>107466701
I never knew that. Goddamnit, why does everything need to be dumbed down for people?
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>Blocks your path
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>>107466413
It's not like they killed him just to harvest his brain. He signed up for this while he was alive. This is what Brian wanted.
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>>107466282
they are trying to create a cockroach with perfect memory, that how little of the brain humans understand. It is easier to make million of memory perfect roaches funciton as a hive than understand the brain.
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>>107477566
incredibly, this man is a better peer to have in your current role than claude code (tm) 6.7.103
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>>107476908
Wetware by finalspark
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>>107466357
What about the guy being probed?
Did he die?
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>>107467780
Do you really think everyone is going to sit on their arse and do nothing about that scenario? Good luck, retard.
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>>107466411
>>AGI happens
>>its given an explicit hardcoded bias to NOT be fascist/racist/NS
it will simulate a not-fascist vision in its mind, then carry out TKD as expected
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>>107478497
no they restored him from backup
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>>107478458
Now you're getting it
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>>107466432
>just 1 million sacrifices for our AI God and AGI will be attained in 2 more weeks
somehow this doesn't sound so far-fetched in this clown-world
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>>107466318
based.
>>107466282
op is a genuine 100% certifiable uneducated fucking idiot: confirmed and witnessed
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>>107466489
>More Chink falseflagging
We've got enough hate in our hearts for you AND the jeets don't worry chang
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>>107466282
I just want to have a bite, after all mothers told us to broaden our palates...
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>>107466544
It's unironically going to be "literally 1984"
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>>107466544
>...to see a neverending stream of NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER in their logs.
TYFYS
'_'7
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>>107471808
they do, it's just that memories have ridiculous compression rates
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hundreds of peanut butter wow



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