What is happening at Apple? Did the Liquid Ass kill them?
it was Apple Intelligence
>>107472320Dont forget apple car
>>107472380And a Vision Pro. One flop after another. The only thing they got right was the transition to ARM (surprisingly it was the only project where Timmy wasn't chasing a trend)
>>107472217They really shouldn't have soldered these SSDs and RAMs alsoExecutives got notched outHAHAHAHAHAHA11111!!!!!!!!
What's happening is that they're being run by a fag.
>>107472217it was actually the apple anal dilator>inb4 that doesn't existnow you know why
>>107472463They always were.
>>107472463>nowthey don't let you on the board of executives if you haven't personally pleasured each man in the knesset
>>107472463>>107472475>They always were.Tru dat
>>107472217Propably board of directors think that there might've been more money with different management. Maybe it's about taking more risks and shipping new product categories faster. Maybe it's the user feedback, loosing old audence and switching to other systems. Maybe they just don't like faggots. We'll never know.
>>107472475>>107472483Steve at least had a daughter. Means he fucked a woman at least once which makes him 1000 times better and more relevant than this wet noodle. It was fun while it lasted.
>>107472217These kinds of news are always massive nothingburgers
>>107472535>paternity test not released to the public immediately after birthfell for it again lifetime achievement award
>>107472380>Dont forget apple carI still can't believe they spent ten billion dollars on that shit.
They will be replaced by Indians who will only hire other indians. Many such cases!
>>107472730don’t worry ese I’m a latino at apple I’ll climb the ranks and become el ceo so I can pack every iphone with a jalapeño. sounds better than bland gringos e Indios no?
>>107472217ceo succession at a company this big rocks the boat a lot
>>107472535Elon Musk has like 10 children without ever fucking a woman, so it's possible.
>>107472535His family is itself destructive cancer, as people of that class tend to be. There's nothing good there.
>>107472730Indians literally kill companies.
>>107472809thisnu ceo probably wants these changes so they're pushing it through early to make it less of a shitshow
>>107472730>>107475413Good. We need crApple to die with Micro$hit and Jewgle.
>>107472512>confidential????
Apple? That is a boy.
>>107472217My 16 pro max has such terrible battery life after iOS 26 that I bought an Android. Getting rid of my macbook too. Im done.
>>107477135I like my coffee black too
>>107472418vision pro was worthwhile as a tech experiment in the lab. in a few years Apple Glasses will be out and vision pro will have been the v0.1 of such a product. it was a massive financial failure but tech wise it was worth it.
>>107472429>>107478608>Macs only have 60Hz screens>Yet owning a 240Hz screen makes you poor according to Macfags>Macs only have IPS screens>Yet owning an OLED screen makes you poor according to Macfags>Macs have barely any storage and you can't even expand it>Yet owning more storage makes you poor according to Macfags>Macs only have the equivalent of an RTX 3060 Ti at best>Yet owning an RTX 5090 makes you poor according to Macfags>You can build a PC more expensive than any Mac>Yet Macfags will still say buying such a PC makes you poorThese deranged retards should not be counted as human beings in the census.
What do Apple sell in the way of services? No one renting cloud infrastructure from them right? So they only make money selling hardware and supporting software? Wait the CAPTCHA
>>107479370You sound poor lmao
>>107479438How much should I spend on a computer (Mac or otherwise) to qualify as not poor?
>>107479449These people don't have much money. I guess you can get phone on a plan with bundled services, but that probably doesn't make much money for Apple either. Production costs gotta be going up moving to India and having to put AI chips in stuff now. Share price going up.
>>107472418I like to think it has something to do with this.
These kinds of news always are massive nothingburgers
>>107479370>IPSsuperior
>>107479653Unfortunately that shit sold out instantly
>>107472217Alan Dye is departing from Apple and decided to fuck over them.
>>107472217They can't match the other companies going for th AI race with their payouts, that's why people are trying to pivot and leaving the company. Apple pays well but it won't fork out a billion to you like Meta does.
>>107479404just read their quarterly reports
>>107482114you read them and explain them to me
>>107472429
>>107472730this, sadly
>>107481855Worse colors, viewing angles, brightness, and motion clarity.
>>107472429*shoulden't of
>>107482179I'm not grok.
>>107472582thats just a rounding error on their budget
>>107477189what will you buy
they need more indians
they need more jeets, every single employee must be indianthen they should start naming macos versions after shit from back home>macos tajmahal>macos bigmeenakshi
>>107482090seems like it
>>107482320>burns innot gona fall your dumb obsolete in 2 years meme
