The new PayPal is being built. Are you ready for the new techno-financial revolution? The Mark of the Beast is inevitable, do not try to resist. He's funded with Thiel money btw (look it up if you don't believe me), so expect a ton of astroturfing. In no time at all you'll see posts praising him as the new PewDiePie standing up to the globalists or whatever.
>>107489142mark of the BEASTin plain sight
>>107489142>has ties with and defended known pedophiles on the sex offender registry and a horny fag who kept wanting to molest his other male employeesIn the business of money hes already ahead on the pederasty and sexual deviancy I guessMight work
>>107489142...what is the fucking point even? success as a sloptuber doesn't translate to success in other lines of business. his previous failed ventures (e.g. mrbeast burger and lunchly) should have taught him that. fuck it though, I'll lmao if he sharts away his wealth doing this shit
>>107489142It goes even deeper than that...>"We're also launching a phone company, Beast Mobile, and a financial services platform in there, wrapped in financial literacy and access to the world's information, in making sure we're doing good while doing well," Beast Industries CEO Jeffrey Housenbold said.>A company application filed with the US Patent and Trademark Office on October 13 listed plans for a "mobile app and online services for a range of banking, financial advisory, crypto exchange, and other services." It would exist under the "MrBeast Financial" brand.>The trademark application aligned with a 2025 fundraising pitch deck that laid out plans to expand into fintech. That deck, which was viewed by Business Insider, described customized offerings that would target MrBeast's audience, supported by financial literacy content. The deck listed nine potential offerings, including student loans, insurance, and credit insights. It said the company would launch by partnering with a fintech company to leverage its existing infrastructure "while avoiding regulatory, credit risk, and capital requirement."
>>107489142>techno-financial>Thiel>astroturfing>PewDiePieHmm... yes... interesting. Now remember how the last time we talked about using real words? How about we try that again?
unless this coerces visa/mastercard into not restricting buying games and doujins from japan from overseas, or forces steam to censor/take down games, because of a scary four letter word, no one has any reason to give a fuck
>>107490867Look the terms up and learn something new for once, Grug.
>>107489142>not BeastBankmissed oppo
Very good!
>>107491499>astroturfingWho will ensure that billionaires are on their best behavior?
>>107491499so let me guess these cameras will not be active in HIS bedroom but will be in MINE?
>>107489142>The new PayPal is being built.why, paypal has been obsolete ever since EMV payments became standard
>>107489142He isn't wealthy enough to buy enough hardware to compete. Not only would you gain nothing from using his services, but everything would be 10-20% more expensive.
>>107489142>>107489897>>107491202>>107491499I'd rather starve to death than accept this, and I'm obese enough to outlast them, so good luck, kikes :)
Unless you can buy Hentai with it is worthless.
How can I short this? It's going to be FTX2
so it's gonna be some kind of credit card pyramid scheme right?
>>107489142his smile never reaches his eyes. he's a psychopath or something similar.
>>107489142It's going to be fucking hilarious when the mark of the beast comes from the main Zoomer/Gen Alpha celebrity.
>>107489897Trademark of The Beast
>>107491405>just let the newspeak mind virus win goygrug use small word
>>107497673>learning language above a kindergarten level is a jewish psyopThe jokes write themselves.
