>>107507582
Tomorrow, we will find out if the project he has spent a decade of his life working on is actually good.

Are you excited?

Jai?

sokoban confirmed

>>107507582
He will announce him retracting the announcing of the original announcement.

belongs in >>>/v/

>>107507582
he said it's going to be at the game awards i doubt he's gonna announce jai there. Would be funny if it was sokoban and also some jai announcement int he trailer for the nerds

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It's gonna be a Sokoban, innit?

>>107507717
probably. this or jai (shilled as the next big thing in gamedev). I doubt he would be able to keep something else a secret for a couple of years. he loves the sound of his own voice too much.

I'll play it but I'm hoping it sells poorly because seeing him be miserable is very funny

well tomorrow are game awards so maybe he will announce something there

It's the witness 2. I can only dream

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He's announcing an annoucement for the release of his new going back in time potion
>whooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>107507862
Let's see if he's not a retard again and doesn't make sliding platforms that softlock you if you activate them without being on top.

>>107507582
He looks happy with what he's accomplished, good for him. It's the best feeling in the world to have finished a piece of work that you truly think is good. Will others understand it? Will they like it? Probably not but that doesn't matter, since nothing matters in the long term. He's already won.

>>107508095
This.
There is great satisfaction in finishing a project you are passionate about regardless of what people think

>>107508224
>finishing
ok, now go and check when he announced The Witness and when he finished it.

>>107508095
thats what i took from it too, hes in a really good mood and im happy to see him excited. i will never use anything he has made or play his games, because i'm a brainlet. but he's a cool guy and i don't talk shit about him like disgusting vermin jeets.

>>107508315
Hehe, yeah, I'm also too much of a brainlet to really enjoy or finish any of his games. I've played the Witness a bit and really enjoyed the colors-puzzle but got stuck on several puzzles not knowing where to look for clues. It's really weird that many of the puzzles are very easy due to them trying to teach some of the mechanics but then the last one combines multiple things and if you miss one you get stuck. I might swallow my pride and look up some walkthroughs to get unstuck one day but I'm not ready to give up, yet.
Also, I'm an EE solving puzzles all day and when I game I want something with less puzzles and more action like KCD2. So sad the last update broke controller support tho.

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The witness is one of my favorite games ever because of how damn fun it was figuring out the weird as hell rules for each of the types of puzzles and also how unbelievably they integrated with the environment and made you look at the entire game differently.

PLEASE tell me his new game isnt a fucking box pushing puzzle game.

>>107508278
Three years from reveal trailer to release.

>>107508390
it's a box pushing game with like 50+ gimmicks, honestly looking at streams it might be his best game so far

>>107508424
it might be his best game so far

How?

>>107508539
he's been streaming development of it for years

>>107507582
is this the linux homer simpson?

>>107508539
His other game suck, the bar is pretty low

>>107508598
And. Why does it look good? I havent seen any of it

>>107507582
They/Them will probably announce her transition to a woman.

>>107507582
god he's getting old

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>>107507595
>>107507642
>Jai
It can't possibly be Jai. Imagine announcing a fucking programming language at a gaming event aimed at the non-initiated, lol.

It'll probably be a release date for Sokoban or maybe an announcement of the picrel project they started working on a few years ago.

>>107508663
if you like the witness then you probably shouldn't as it spoils some mechanics

>>107507610
>>107507642
>>107508746
>>107507717
So you're telling me this guy developed an entirely new programming language just to make a box pushing game with it?

>>107507582
probably the sokobon game

>>107508791
What color is your game?

>>107509671
ourple

>>107507582
anyone in here actually try jai? is it actually good?

>>107507618
Kek

He'll also declare rogaine used for 10 years still doesn't work

>>107509852
It's one of the best bussy lubricants, almost as good as toucan.

Praise JaiLube

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>>107509852
Take your own conclusions:

w := get_current_workspace();
table := get_type_table(w);

entity_type_names: [..] string;

for table {
    if it.type != .STRUCT continue;

    info_struct := cast(*Type_Info_Struct) it;

    if is_subclass_of(it, "Entity") {
        array_add(*entity_type_names, info_struct.name);
    }
}

Also:

map :: (array: [] $T, f: (T) -> $S) -> [..] S {
    results: [..] S;

    for array array_add(*results, f(it));

    return results;
}

And this one too:

quick_sort(to_sort, x => x.count);

Those are all valid Jai, by the way.

>>107509898
what does the dollar sign mean?

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>>107507582
you don't need to announce you like guys we already know from that jacket

>>107509913
It's a compile-time type parameter.

// Golang
func Map[T any, S any](array []T, f func(T) S) []S

// Sepples
template<typename T>.

damn he's getting old

>>107509898
Odin already perfected Jai

>>107508746
I remember watching a stream not too long ago where he talked about wanting to release Jai together with his game's engine (as a sample project) after the game.
The engine stripped of all of the game's content, of course.

>>107507582
She's obviously announcing her transition.

>>107507582
His homosexuality. He finally decided to come out of the closet.

>>107509946
oh! i think i get it now. he uses it to infer inline the polymorphic type. so you don't need for the degenerate angle brackets. that's very nice, actually.

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>>107509939
I really like that Satania image. Can I save it?

>>107507582
The 20 millions dollars budget just for a sokoban game never made sense, now I'm curious what he will announce.

>>107509898
First two are kind of weird but what's wrong with the quicksort?

>>107507582
Start of an exciting new project

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Kek this can't be real.

>>107515684
>9AM to 3PM
>required to leave
>forced entry after 3 days
holy shit lmao

>>107507582
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on his fucking wife.
That's right.

>>107507582
>What will he announce?
That he's gonna stop whining about anything and everything.

>>107507582
>jai is cancelled
>sokoban was finished in one day after switching to c#

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>>107507582
>What will he announce?
A new sokoban named announcement announcement which a sql to B-RAID.

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>>107507582
2 games in 30 years award incoming

I'll finish my game before he does.

>>107516115
>java
ngmi

>>107516757
>java
eh better than manually porting C++ to each platform

Granted I could have used kotlin instead but java is the JVM language I am most familiar with

>>107509898
looks like cancer
so par for the course for sepples-likes

>>107507582
finally coming out of the closet to announce he will be marrying a 60 year old man and also adopting a baby infant

>Here it is guys...
>The Witness: Remastered
>Available right now! Like, right now. Guys, it's there, you can buy it. You can buy it. Please buy it. Guys.

>>107516115
you arent supposed to be using light theme

>>107517186
>The Witness: Remastered
Come to think of it, this might actually be the announcement.

>>107509898
> if it type != .STRUCT continue;
having an implicitly named variable for the for loop looks unconventional, and kinda curse on first glance.
But I would assume that you would be able to declare an explicit name for the current iteration value.

not requiring braces for the if block is nice and I assume that .STRUCT is a member of an enum where the type of enum is inferred because ti's being compared to it.type (which would have the same type). Also very nice.

>cast(*Type_Info_Struct). it;
I hate it so much. Having casts as prefix operators has always sucked. Why is everyone so horny for prefix cast operators? Postfix casts would require much less braces in more complex expressions.

>map
OK I gotta admit that for oneliner is very clean I kinda get the motivation for an impliciti iteration value name.

>quicksort
having both -> and => as part of the langauge also seems kinda weird. Is one for function definitions and the other for anonymous functions?

God damn, most of you guys are terrible. So salty, so not able to be happy for someone else. I know the world, especially in the US sucks right now but damn, you guys aren't making it better with all that snark that you think makes you appear smart. So much bitterness. Go cuddle a puppy or something.

>>107507582
Gender reveal

>>107517186
Only if it has audio logs of him farting ...

>>107517601
IT'S SO BLOVVER
>>107517917
Oh, so you mean we're exactly like him when he's not announcing an announcement!

>>107518242
Try caffeine detox for a couple of days, dude, it's making you cranky and no fun to be around.

>>107509913
it's used to indicate the unit of currency

>>107517601
>Jon, should I use Unity or Unreal Engine?

>>107507582
>>>/wsg/6049220
>>>/wsg/6049220
>>>/wsg/6049220
>>>/wsg/6049220

>>107519233
literally me every time I play a game

>>107507582
HE'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>107512144
All yours friend

>>107509671
kek

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>>107519471
Thanks

Hopefully his suicide

>>107515684
why is he staying in some shitty motel for junkies?

>>107507582
he has 3 games in development apparently, so atleast Sokoban and maybe one of the other two secret projects

>>107520524
what are the other 2? i remember seeing him working on a vr project a long time ago. and i guess the other one is the main "third game"?

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>>107516115
Besides Minecraft and Project Zomboid what other major games used Java?

>>107520607
Some RPG or fantasy thing and a completely unknown 3rd thing which might be the VR.
But given VR's landscape, and braid remaster's relative failure, idk if he'd bet on it right now

>>107520635
Runescape, but they eventually switched to HTML5 and then C++

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>>107507591
not really

>>107507582
anounces block pushing game in 5secs then proceeds to rant 20minutes at the game awards about why Jailang was made and how it will save the universe
basedd.

>>107516864
Just use am engine.

HAHAHAHAH his new game looks so fucking bad and it took TEN YEARS

>>107521792
unironically could have been made in 6 months in unity lmao

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10 YEARS

10 FUCKING YEAR

1 0
Y
E
A
R
S

he is a smarter guy than me. he's a great game designer and wrote his own ticket to financial independence

that said, i would bet $1000 that his language will never go anywhere. his games are pretty basic tech he could have written in pygame

>>107521808
That's nothing. Someone pull up bokube

>>107521792
>>107521801
>>107521808

This retard really never left the 2010 indie mindset. No wonder his games keep failing: he's a one-hit wonder that thinks Xbox Arcade is still a thing.

He should just stop making games and stop programming altogether.

>>107509993
what does odin do over go other than no gc and an optimizing compiler?

>>107521792
I respect him for sticking to his vision
but it was a pretty underwhelming trailer

If you feel that current llm retarded AI can rival you?
The individual managing the gas stop likely functions on a level ....not for you.

>>107521880
Luck is a thing.

>>107521808
>>107521970
It's not going to fail you monumental retard. Why is Balatro among the most sold games of 2025? Why are Switch and Switch 2 far more popular than Xbox or PS4/PS5? Casual and puzzle gamers don't care about RTX 5090 graphics, it's all about gameplay.

>>107522066
Balantro is a pick up and play game, you stupid faggot. It's not very time intensive compared to a fucking puzzle game. Also, tell me this game looks like it should've taken 10 years to make when all the assets are literally things you can use in Unity and make right now in a years time.

No one wants the Witness style games anymore. I that nothing to do with the graphics but everything to do with the pretentious nature of these indie "rockstar" devs overselling their ideas and ultimately having very very underwhelming games. That's why we don't have any more Phil Fishs and John Blowjobs: they're schtick got old and everyone saw through their facade.

This is not Balatro. This is an out-of-touch retard thinking it's still 2010 and he can make games that non-existent hipsters and faggots like you would like. It won't be a complete failure, but it won't be anything approaching a true success.

>>107522066
>it's all about gameplay.
And the gameplay looks bad

ahaahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

Looks good; will play.

I can't believe how some people judge games solely on graphics. They're so used to great looking games with barely a story or gameplay or depth of emotion or anything of substance that they will reject anything that doesn't look polished like some AAA games.
Also, I bet none of the critics have ever created one single engaging puzzle in their entire life. I'm exited to see how far I come this time playing one of his games but I'll probably get stuck again but I still refuse to cheat by looking things up. Like in the olden days where there was no other option than to beat games on your own. I remember stumbling into a secret passage without knowing it was there in an old RPG, I think it was Exile X, Crystal Souls, and it literally blew my mind (and the visuals were minimal but the writing was engaging). Cheating in games is like getting born a Nepo-baby, starting at the finish line. Do it by yourself! The struggle is part of the experience, it's what gives anything meaning. Don't skip to the end, there is nothing there. This is it.

>>107507582
I gave him a pitty wishlist

>>107521026
nope. engines are for no-coders.

>>107522867
>engines are for no-coders
Don't forget that SDL and GLFW are also engines. And good luck fighting against GPU firmware for hours just to draw a simple triangle in the screen.
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/SaschaWillems/Vulkan/refs/heads/master/examples/triangle/triangle.cpp

Blow really needed to hire a marketer to help with his trailer.
He should have understood the bad optics of advertising the 10 year thing and then flashing to a top-down puzzle game with ok graphics

>>107523407
>GPU firmware
I wish you could talk to GPU firmware directly. Instead you have to talk to a "low-level abstraction" (it's as moronic as it sounds) which grants you none of the benefits and all of the complexity and boilerplate

>>107523407
>SDL and GLFW are also engines
No they aren't. They're libraries, or at worst frameworks. raylib you could make an argument for, but even there is doesn't actually do any real engine shit, just a bunch of helper functions.

>>107523469
Deepseek did it with some fucking hacks

>>107523407
>And good luck fighting against GPU
that's the fun part.

I don't. there is no need for GPU API rendering interactions for simple 2D graphics.

CAN YOU CHARM THAT GOBLIN

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>vulkan
>raylib
>opengl
>sdl
>c++
>directx
>d3d
>ddraw
>gdi32
all engines. you fuckers didn't make it, you took a shortcut.

CHEATERS.

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>>107523617
I WANT TO HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH GOBLINS

>>107523676
ironic considering you typed & posted this in a browser you didn't make yourself

>>107521808
It doesn't look too bad. I can respect his dedication to be honest.
I wish he had done witness 2 tho.

What are the best linux sokobans titles?

>>107523703
Witness 2 will come along, Jon just needs to remember what it's about...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_8nSMqly9A

His new game doesn't look that interesting unfortunately. I dont care how many puzzles there are if im not sold on whats neat about it. Maybe itll somehow be really clever.

>>107520635
Slay the Spire

>>107507582
I watched the trailer and I don't understand what is going on in the game. I'll buy and play it regardless because this man shits up the gamedev and programming space with his edgy takes and its entertaining how people keep seething on all sides ;D

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>>107509671

ok, so it really was about sokoban. I apologize for making this thread.

>>107507582
Who cares, he's a washed retard

>>107521970
Indie games in 2010 had 100x more soul than anything that comes out today. I want to play games that look like they were made by a small group of people with a singular vision, not soulless formulaic polished slop that looks like it came from a corporation.

>>107526786
all the fun and soul have been optimized out of indie scene like a decade ago.