Best econony ever bond yields like no other - EditionApplication advice:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TlqTVNtQd4Considering a side hustle?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-Gr7VLCi8>Interviewinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0x3i4IloI>How to write a resumehttps://github.com/0xCyberY/CVE-T4PDF>Salary Stuff"What's your expected salary?": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJMrNOQqy7wNegotiation advice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkaYYCUaB8>Software Development & Programminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UmvhsOzGEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnOSm9_JqOQ>IT Operations & InfrastructureIs for chumps with a job>Unemployment AdviceInterview Prep - https://www.wikihow.com/Ask-Your-Parents-for-MoneyBuilding a Resume - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX9cvvezZhYSalary Stuff - https://www.usa.gov/benefit-finder/disabilityEmotional Support - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2JNIF3EdJ0People who will be joining us shortly - 127.0.0.1Previous:>>107488290
>>107525892>elites systematically trapping unemployed into serving the war effortI think you are onto something yet the trouble is that those elites (and useless boomers) are so out of touch that they don't realize as I've no property, home, children, or supportive family to defend then I would just up and move to a different country instead of fighting to protect elite wealth and boomer wealth and hoards of foreign-born fobs that took all our jobs.TLDR: white man down. good luck with that war shit. count me out.
>pass OA>they want to do a quick "are u an autistic tard" interview next weekBROS????>it's a year long "internship" (???) that could become permanent>it's paidI'm not going to get my hopes up because it's a 4 or 5 stage process and I'll probably get turned down but this is my first real interview in this industry.
Pick up roblox studio
holy fuck I'm interviewing with this company and the recruiter hasn't responded to my emails in weeks so I applied again on their website for 2 more similar job listings and they DENIED ALL 4 OF THOSE APPLICATIONS BUT STILL HAVEN'T DENIED THE ONE I ORIGINALLY APPLIED TO WTF
>>107529179So HR is ignoring your emails and your strategy is to flood their ATS with your resume by applying to other jobsOwari da.
>>107528385Try to post frogs wherever possible. Especially linked in.
>>107528385>>it's a year long "internship" (???) that could become permanent>>it's paidpretty sure that's called a job
Background check passed and my work email has been set up and logged into. Just waiting on my laptop to arrive. I am officially EMPLOYED.
>>107529231it honestly sounds like "contract-to-hire" with extra steps.>>107529220why do people sperg out over frogposting? I thought it was mostly an /a/ thing there those autists lose their shit anytime a pepe is posted?
new motivation idea:I can't eat until I find a job
How's it feel to know that there are thousands of jeets with cushy six figure FAGMAN jobs while you're a jobless loser?
>>107529465genocidal desu
>>107529465this is honestly how all of them approach life and inflate/lie on their resumesand it works.
>>107529465Not too bad because I am a Christian. If anyone slaps me on the cheek, I turn the other cheek.
Remember, it's a huge mistake to even think about how much a job pays. You should want it for the love of the work only.
>>107529747>You should want it for the love of the work only.this, but unironically
I default on my first credit card on January 29thI default on my rent on February 1stI default on my car payment on February 4thI default on my remaining credit cards February 12-18And this stupid bitch recruiter won't reply to my emails after 4 rounds of technical interviews even though I'm sending them with a tracker and I can tell she's opening them
>>107528111I got a job for $15/hr working at the UPS Store anons. I've made it.Too bad my five years of experience and college degree means nothing now.
>>107530064how long have you been unemployed?
>>10753013910 monthsmy last job was as a contractor so I don't qualify for unemployment
>>107530129Good job bro. I'm starting at Amazon for $12/hr. We're gonna make it bros.
>>107529231It depends where you live in Canada they are all on 4-8-12-16 month periods.
>>107530064https://youtu.be/sVjk5nrb_lI?
>>107530146>10 monthsthats rough. Are you white and identify as white on applications? Try claiming to be hispanic, unironically. Jobs that kept reposting positions suddenly started interviewing me and i actually think i was hired from a position i was denied a few times prior (they kept reposting the listing) because i identified as hispanic.That job lasted me 5 years
>>107530318I took 4 months off after my last contract ended, so I've "only" been searching for 6 months. I started identifying as hispanic in the last 2 months and I haven't noticed an increase in interviews.
>>107530338>I took 4 months off after my last contract endedwhen i was laid off i was given like, 3 months of salary and on top of that told that after those 3 months i'd have a chunk of money thrown at me and that didnt stop me from applying to jobs from day one. If you don't have the savings to survive a year, you should not have given yourself a 4 month break; thats insane. If I was in your financial shoes I'd be shitting my pants probably applying to twice as many jobs as I did when I was laid off.Its too late now I suppose, i just find it strange how, in your financial position, you'd be willing to relax for 1/3 of a year knowing you'll be in heavy debt a 2/3 of a year later.>I started identifying as hispanic in the last 2 months and I haven't noticed an increase in interviewsMaybe it worked for me because i live in a state with an incredibly low hispanic population
>got an interview>supposed to know JStime to work on learning JS.
>>107530410>you should not have given yourself a 4 month break; thats insaneyeah well it took me a month to find my last job and 2 months to find the job before that, kinda hard to predict this shit
>>107530493This is what I do. I learn on a need-to-know basis.
>>107530512Thank you for helping create all things I now have the acuity for owning, how shall I forever serve you, master?
>>107529747>you should be grateful to be my slavehr delenda est
>>107530512thankfully I already know a lot of Java so this isn't so bad.
How do you get hired if you don't have any experience with the tech stack the job is asking for?
>>107529465makes me feel like remembering it, writing it down, and personally exercising extreme prejudice toward all jeets for the rest of my life. I hope the jeets enjoy their current job because it will be their last job. Firing their cousins, trashing their resumes, from here on out it's war street-shitter. I'm coming for you.
>>107530718You don't
How many months do you got in your savings account before its all over?
Okay I got redux toolkit hooked up. Ngl bros, doing this whole mern thing I'm starting to smell a freaking shitload of cash for some reason.
>>107530878Zero. If my parents through me out I'm running in front of the train like a jeet.
I'm 23 years old and I'll be unemployed until February of next year, when I'll be able to start an internship.
>>107529465I wish I was jobless
Seems like a lot of interviewers are now exclusively doing live coding
>>107530953MERN stack stuff is a McJob in the software world
>>107530410I took 3 weeks off with a 6 week severance then half-assed my job search for the remaining 3 weeks+2 weeks before I started drawing unemploymentThen I started getting more serious and for the last couple months have been filling up my calendar with calls, assessments, little take home exams, workshops, meetups for the last, I always have something I can be doing to fill up my day that will lead to a new jobI have one CTH role that I just need to finish up the culture fit interview for today finished up a painful live coding session that I completed but was slow af solving, I give it a 70% chance I get an offer. If neither of those come through, I have an assessment I will be taking this weekend and spoke with 5 different recruiters and have had them submit me to roles and have another 5 that may get back to me from work in prior weeks
>>107530989Keep looking for a job; don't count on that February shit acutally coming through.
>>107531276There's a list of providers I can use, and it's proven quite useful. I'm thinking of registering with LinkedIn, just for safety, since it's not completely guaranteed.
>>107531388If you want a career in software, you should have a LinkedInI can't recall, maybe it was Sam Hyde or Elon Musk shitting all over LinkedIn, but it has become more used since x shit the bed even despite the criticism, and has always been the primary job boardIt's the only social media I use personally
I can't fucking do this shit man why is everyone using hard as fuck custom questions, I fucking hate this garbage ass life, another fucking OA bombed because I can't answer their convoluted ass party trick puzzle which they probably prompted.
>>107531676Are you applying to FAGMAN? I just get asked basic bitch JavaScript and C# questionsBasic bitch software developer jobs outside of MANGINA still pay double to triple the median wage
>>107531836I've been applying to everything but only FAGMAN + other big tech companies are moving me forward to the interview process for some reason, literal who companies seem to be harder to get into than big tech at this moment...
>>107531005>bottom centerAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK MY LIFE
>>107530064i hate bug women so much it's unrealjust instant intense urge to drop napalm
I'm an american i can survive a few months without food.
>>107532873unironically trueduring a fast you'll lose ~.7-.8 pounds a day after the first 3 daysexpect to lose 20-30 pounds each month
I want to learn Unix, in a MacOS environment.Is buying a MacBook the only way? Or are there ways I can VM or play around with a sandbox? My work has a testing mac but I don't wanna bring it home. I also don't wanna spend like 500 (or 300 used}
>>107533097no u need a full Home Lab + also when u get a job u have to use it for ur job.
If I got a job, why can't you? you made fun of me all the time for being so unworthy, but now I've got a job. How did that happen, and why can't it happen for (You)?>>107530878about a year and a half
STOP POSTING FURNIGGER
>>107533153NoDo I have a job or not?
>tfw starting to learn data analytics even though I know I can't compete with thousands of jeets and laid-off senior analysts for every jobIt's already over before it begins.
>>107530318I'm an East Asian so this might not be as realistic an option as it'd be if you're white. I know there are like Asians in Cuba and Peru but there are like 3 of them in the US
>>107534388>East Asianis this the new term for chink / nip since jeets are calling themselves asian now?
>>107537244Only in EU they call themselves that. Even the middle eastern sand rapist is being called that now. Government mandated jargon with penalties. I bet if you specified SEA out there they would throw you in jail for 6 months for colonization terms.
I am not doing well at my teaching degree. academically fine, but too autistic to deal with the teachers on placement. The last one they literally made up lies to justify failing me because they think i'm too weird to be trusted with children.Lies about me not knowing how to use a printer (i didn't have access to printing), throwing things at students (i dropped a mini whiteboard) etc. Do normal people live in an alternate reality or do they just exaggerate and lie constantly?should I drop out and do IT certifications?
>>107537362>School>Catty lying bitchesAnon if only you knew how bad working in a hospital is like.
>>107537395that would involve touching people. ew.I really enjoy working with kids, they just say what they mean and once they understand that I'm not lying like adults typically do, it's such a relaxing social interaction. but really, i don't know if i can get along with other teachers with my aspergers
>>107529465Jeets don’t get six figures. They get the job that would pay six figures to a White, but only get paid five figures. That’s the entire point of hiring them. Even their fellow jeet won’t cut a White-man sized check for them.
>Getting rejection emails on a Saturday.People sure like working on the weekends.
