>dress nice>look nice>talk nice >know basic programming concepts>graduate collegeThat's it? Then I can get a comfy six fig job?
They dont require college anymore they require that you claw your way out of 500 spplicsnts for 6 figures maybe in new york or california.
you forgot the most important thing>be in the right castesaaar
>>107531013Do you look like THAT? If so then yeah, you can have a job bearing my children and looking after them while you clean and cook. Otherwise no sorry.
>>107531013be trans requirement dropped?
>>107531013i don't know what it's like these days but when i started, college was not needed, you just needed to know how to codebut it's been more than a decade so maybe things have changed
>>107531068Prob hrt us illegal in most states.
>>107531087At this point I'm surprised flipping burgers doesn't require a two year degree
>>107531038What about long island?
>>107531013>know basic programming>get a comfy six fig jobIt doesn't work like that, zoomie.
>>107531466Then how does it work?
>>107531013Yeah, if you did all this thirty years ago.
>>107531490fuck your ass with a dildo and scream I'm a gay faggot and they will hand you 200k
>>107531490>know a guy at blizzard who just knew how to code>become second generation programmer at blizzard who just knew one guy who already worked at blizzard>run everything you touch into the ground>remember to hire 3rd generation programmers with 20 years experience and PhD only>have a daily meltdown on stream whenever it is pointed out that you got to work at blizzard just because your own father was a programmer and set you up
>>107531591Surely a junior position wouldn't be so hard.
>>107531013>know basic programming concepts>Then I can get a comfy six fig job?Lolno. Those days are gone.
>>107531610everyone learned to code, no usecase for training more junior devs, get fucked
I don't live in the city, so maybe your experience is different?
>>107531061No, but I dress nice.
>>107531490these days the indistry is so saturaed you actually have to know what you are doingyou cant jus cruise through uni and get a job afterwards anyway, sorry kiddo.
You can get a comfy 5 fig job somewhere without a higher cost of living than Hong Kong, which is what I did.I will never know why people want to live in San Francisco, LA, and New York so badly.
>>107533115Doing what?I don't mind that, as long as there's room for six figs down the line. I want to stay in my state.
>>107533143Programming.
>>107533115Access to a wide variety of people and activities. If there is something you like to do, you will easily be able to find it or a club for it. Shitloads of tech employers, so you will rarely have to move for work as you might in other places. Higher caliber employers also makes your cv more impressive, meaning it's easier to find work. The pay is higher and many things cost the same regardless of location.California specifically easily has one of the best and most comfortable climates on the planet, with some of the most beautiful and unique scenery. And you have access to a wide range of outdoor activities like mountain biking, surfing, and even skiing within a reasonable distance from your house.And, if you end up not liking it, you can sell your house and retire somewhere else very easily. It's much harder to go from lcol to hcol than hcol to lcol.Really, as long as you make enough money (and programmers do/did), these are the best places in the world to live. Life is for living and you should do the things you want to do, experience many things, live in interesting places instead of being some browbeaten penny pinching cuck. Sitting in some box because it's cheaper than actually experiencing life is a dogshit way to live.>t. comfy 5 fig job in a flyover shithole
>>107533251That's great and all but all I really want is a comfy job where I can spend my whole salary on fire emblem heroes.
>>107533251>>107533115What about long island.
>>107531013Not anymore lmao
>>107533251I can't relate to wanting any of those things. I want to go home from work at the end of the day and not see a single person who I'm not related to.I can see how that would be appealing to others though.
>>107533625They don't have job boards in Long Island?
>>107531013you still live in a favela
>>107531013with a body like her's you'd be *hard pressed* not to
>>107531013OP is a faggot, here's the full res image>>>/vg/549806592
>>107531013This anime girl has built4bbc tech that's for sure
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>>107531013Thats right kid you can work at any company you want as long as its a company where your dad is the CTO
>>107531068Get with the times, grandpa. The new requirement is to be brahmin
>>107535860That fat pawg ass bounces on bbctech
>>107531013Get the low down over in >>>/sci/scg. Short answer, no a degree is not sufficient unless you found your own startup.>>107531389Flipping burgers in the UK earns you as much as a postdoc.
>>107531013Wondering this too.
>>107531013>saves mobile version of picsnot hired
>m.jpgyou're already fired
>>107531013Sauce? It's not coming up on jewgle
