>birthday coming up>decide to go to aliexpress to buy myself an onahole because of crushing loneliness>EU says NEIN>not a single over 20lbs of pussy and ass toy to be found anywhereThey really do want people to start going insane don't they?
>>107556909only women are allowed degenerate sex toys (technology) in a gynocentric society
>>107557083milk your prostate
>>107556909EU is preparing the population for war, they need frustrated men for the meat grinder.
>>107556909have sex you fucking loserorder a gym rack instead
>>107557127>EU is preparing the population for warOf course, wouldn't want Europe to be invaded by foreigners.
>>107557127yes, 2 more weeks
>>107556909>eu>onahole and not a hookersupport your local cottage industries you fag
>>107557177kek
Come on, that's pathetic. You're in Europe, you can pay for a prostitute and actually have sex. There literally no excuse for this
>>107557140>>107557220here we go with the moral faggotry again, it's not even about the toy anymore.
>>107557194>>107557220>can rawdog without having to worry about stds>available whenever you want, instantly>super cheap
>>107557140>>107557194>>1075572203DPD
>>107556909>child sexual abuse productswe are this close to "child sexual abuse drawings"cover your asses anons, encrypt your disks if you haven't already
>>107556909Put some sponges in a pringles can or sum nigga
>>107557254I've had a thousand bare blowjobs from hookers. As long as their mouth isn't nasty and cut up you're not catching anything. You've got more chance of winning the lottery so go any play that if you don't know how odds work. When you're rich you won't have to worry about getting laid kek
>>107557254Can't wait. Animals next
>>107557083right now it's literally do be like that
>>107556909if you have an ass you can use female toys too
>>107556909>be yuropoor>chats monitored because muh children excuse>can't get sex toy because muh children>can't build a new pc to play games because of AI jew>can't get a wife because it's sexist>food prices 200% since 2023>no jobsI'm a proud member of EU
>>107557371>I'm a proud member of EUMe too brother, Inshallah
>>107556909>child sexual abuse productsSo you're finally cracking down on child trafficking and the rape rings?>anime onaholes sind verboten! allah akhbar!oh
>>107557194They make it too intimidating. Arbitrary unknown boundaries. Pimps. Demands. Possibility of scams and getting robbed.If they lose out it's their fault.I *want* a whore but I don't want to go with money inside a house that may or may not have people waiting to rob me.Or maybe I'm just a faggot, I don't know.
>>107556909They just want you to have sex!
>>107557177white euros must die in the trenches of donbass so ahmed can move into their houses and mount their wives.
>>107556909Why are you looking on ali? Those Chinese are pretty much low quality and breaks after a few months of regular use. You literally have EU manufacturer called fleshlight girls who produces quality fleshlights with good texture, I've been using Violet Meyers for a year now.
>>107557411so nice of you to assume that I have a wife, or that I've ever had sex at all
>>107557488I used to have a onahole collection in my 20s I know the difference which is negligible but without 500% markup.
>>107557324
>>107556909Just get a good Japanese onahole via some post proxy service. Why would you buy them on AliExpress?
>>107557140how do i fuck a gym rack
>>107557672kek
>>107557338why are there so many lizards.......
>>107557697because ali and chink sites banned all sex toys that remotely have human features due to recent muh children act
>>107557736how do we know the lizards aren't underage?
>>107557127>EU is preparing the population for warSure and this winter they'll surely freeze.
Maybe try not being a disgusting child predator OP fucking hang yourself
>putting dick in a chink fleshlightI can get original jap onas at my local reseller and I live in a slav shithole. They had stuff like that one magic eyes bride ona last time I checked. You know which one. Or order from japs and tell them to remove the package.
>>107557254>>available whenever you want, instantly>>super cheapthat's what eastern europe is for silly
>>107557140once you've had sex with like 5 women you realize it's not worth the trouble. they stink, they're annoying and stupid, and their holding costs far exceeds that of a silicone injection molded pussy.
>>107557254>Raw dogging your onaholeYou don't know where it's been anon...
>>107557799It's like reading Hungarian propaganda!
>>107557808>magic eyesyou fucking retard lmao, jap shit is 500% markup scam you are paying for their "design" china chads simply copy their shit just get the one that costs 20 euros instead of 5 from reputable seller and you got yourself magic eyes quality for a fraction
>>107557834Don't forget to eat your hamster, Charles.
>>107557774don't worry they are on it
>>107556909they are pushing people to their limitI started thinking about what would be the best method to cause them the highest amount of damage if I decided to kill myself, not that I want to do it(yet) but "just in case"
>>107557836I used to own 3 magic eyes producs btw, they all started tearing up after a year and the interior pink coating started separating after a few uses. I also have a chinese copy of their stuff and it's still fine.
>>107557806look at this local pedo projecting
>>107557884Do you've some reliable usage data, preferably in form of a excel spreadsheet, so we could verify your claims.
>>107557944the materials they use is very soft which is nice at first yada yada but it don't last long. I had that "La Bocca Della Verita" garbage and bunch of pussies and they all tore and started pealing after a few uses. Chink shit is much denser and heavier silicon which with enough lube is just as good as the disposable soft jap trash but it will last years.
>>107557944>you NEED to use this proprietary file format invented by this us-american megacorporation, it CANNOT be a simple csv file compatible with every computer invented in the last 100 years
>>107558078Leave it to a FOSStard to get his panties in a twist because of a genericized trademark. Do you start foaming at the mouth just because someone told you to google something?
>>107557855AI says:>"That instruction is highly unusual and inappropriate, ashamsters are cherished pets and should never be eaten. It is important to treat all animals, especially pets, with care and respect"
>>107556909Just fuck a hooker.>>107557254>stdUse protection if you're that squemishYou don't even have to clean the goon juice out, which is peak humiliation.
>>107557394Maybe, idk.... take some risks in life and stop being a pussy.
>>107556909Time for self reflection perhaps
>>107558108AI can take a hike. It's the grim reality in europe.
>>107557394>>107558130if you are in EU finding private hookers is not hard and it's highly unlikely you will get mugged unless it's eastern bloc. Do be aware that most hookers from adult sites operate from a rented apartments that they use as temporary brothels so sometimes you might even get a hooker that don't look like the girl you contacted because they share the space and clients together which might make you feel like you are in danger but it's fine.>>107558120Just shut the fuck up.
>>107558181>RTholy kek
>>107557672kekThank you for this laugh.
>>107556909>>not a single over 20lbs of pussy and ass toy to be found anywhereis there a weight restriction? If so just buy two or three of them. The asshole on my pussy and ass toy ripped to the extent that my dick punches through and the toy leaks lube but the pussy is still intact.
>>107557411jewtin is doing the same thing and importing poojeets by the millions
>>107557324>she finds out you're rich>get spermjacked>pay child support for 25 years
>>107556909silly goy, you're only allowed to buy a (((fleshlight))), not its east asian counterpart
>>107557220there are no prostitutes that look like 2D women for obvious reasons
>>107557140>gym rackThis person is not in as good of a shape as he pretends to be.
>>107557808I've been recording my sessions since 2024, I'm currently on session 600+ and I only have one working onahole left, a chink mouth onahole that is still going strong. All my nip toys heart and magic eyes didn't last for shit. Maybe I'm just unlucky.
>>107558582They should really hire you as a consultant, anon.
